Three Amigos vs. Money/Mayhem

[Ben Zenith]

Tag Title Unification Match
to determine who will stand as the ONLY NBA World Tag Team Champions.

Kenua/Eddie G © vs. Bobby Money/Mark Mayhem ©

[Eddie G.]

**Eddie G. and Vida are seen naked under the bed sheets of his Hollywood bachelor pad. They are laughing and giggling until they begin to hear a weird crunching sound.**

Vida: Eddie, what's that?

Eddie: I don't know. Let's have sex again, so we can find out.

**Vida slaps him on the ass.**

Vida: Vete! Go check.

Eddie: Ow! That hurt mami! Now I know how you feel.

**Eddie uncovers himself from under the bed sheets and sees Kenua sitting in a chair in front of him, eating cheese puffs and drinking a can of ginger ale.**

Eddie: Orale holmes, what the hell are you doing in here!?!

Kenua: Hey, There was nothing on T.V.

Vida: KENUA, GET OUT!!!

Kenua: Okay, okay. Don't get your panties in a bunch.

Eddie: She doesn't have any.

Vida: EDDIE!!!

**A few moments later, Eddie meets Kenua in the living room.**

Eddie: So what's going on esse?

Kenua: Did you get the news?

Eddie: Orale vato, ofcourse I did. We're going to face Bobby Money and Mark Mayhem next week on Surge in a title unification match for the undisputed NBA World Tag Titles.

**Kenua's eyes open wide. He takes a trash can and launches it out the window, where it crashes on top of an old lady walking by.**

Kenua: WHAT!?! REALLY!?! WHEN WAS THIS!!??!!

Eddie: Holmes, I thought you knew! Wasn't that what you were going to tell me?

Kenua: NO! I was going to tell you that I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!

**Kenua pulls out a piece of paper with the words "Geico" printed on the front.**

Kenua: SEE!?!

Eddie: Ohhhhhhhhh.

**Kenua takes a deep breath, and puts the paper away. He takes another trash can, launches it out the window, where it lands on the old woman again, who was trying to get back up.**

Kenua: Well, it's cool homie. We got this match. Ain't no way no how we gonna lose to a couple of losers like Money and Masturbate.

Eddie: Mayhem.

Kenua: Yeah, that's what I said.

Eddie: Oh sorry. English no good.

Kenua: It's all good in the hood G.

Eddie: Huh?

Kenua: Damn Eddie, your english sucks!

Eddie: True. But right now holmes, I want to send a message loud and clear to Monkey and Mayhem.

Kenua: Money.

Eddie: That's what I said.

Kenua: Oh, okay.

Eddie: There's no way that those two are going to beat the newly formed Three Amigos. We have been training, saying our prayers and eating our vitamins, and...

Kenua: Wait. Are you Hollywood Eddie G. or Hollywood Hulk Hogan?

Eddie: No holmes, he's crashing in the other bedroom. His wife kicked him out. But I digest.

Kenua: You mean digress.

Eddie: Whatever holmes. If I know Money, he's going to rant and rave on how he is the glue that keeps the NBA together. He's going to talk about how Money and Mayhem are the best tag team around. But Money and Mayhem have never faced the Three Amigos before. That cheap imitation Elmer's glue knock off is going to lose what he loves the most. The NBA World Tag Titles. This isn't my first run with the Tag belts. I know that only deserving tag teams have won that belt. Revelations, FTW, Zenith with Myself and now Money and Mayhem, have won it in the past, but there is no team better than the three amigos. We have been teaming for years. Now, it's our time to dominate the Tag Team scene and win one of the premiere titles in the NBA, the NBA World Tag Team Championship! Que viva mi gente!

Kenua: Que viva....whatever it is you said!

**The scene fades to black as a trash can flies back in though the window.**

[Big Time]

Bobby Money walks to the ring with his wrestling gear on, and with an NBA World Tag Title Belt over his shoulder, as he is scheduled for an interview. His entrance theme is heard over the arena speakers. The fans boo him, but he pays no attention as he enters the ring. The interviewer tries to shake his hand, but he feints to smack the interviewer, who drops the mic and runs out of the ring. Bobby picks up the mic.

Bobby:
Okay, this is my interview time, so shut up...and listen up! If one of you idiots disrespect me during this time, I will come out of this ring and slap the taste out of your mouth! I have something to say to the FTW Fake Tag Team Chumps.

The crowd boos even louder

Bobby:
HA!! You cannot be serious! Poor Eddie is stuck in a tag team where his partner is even more useless than he is. Let's be honest here Eddie, your punk ass partner doesn't care about you or these Tag Titles. You guys only won the FTW tag titles because, well let's face it, we weren't there. You faced nobodies, losers. It wasn't even in a tag match, Hahaha!!! Pathetic, simply pathetic.

Now Eddie, I know you. We've faced off more than a few times before. But if I remember correctly, It was Mayhem that pinned you to get these belts in the first place. You remember how that went? Well luckily for you, I do. HA! We beat you like the government mule you are. History is going to repeat itself, but this time, it's just you with someone else. Three amigos? Don't make me laugh. Your team name makes no sense to me, or to any one else. Where's your third partner? The only reason I ask is because you are going to need one. Hahahahahahahha!!!!!!!

Bobby gets out of the ring and goes over to a fan. The fan has an Eddie G. shirt on. The fan is extremely skinny and appears to be asthmatic as he holds an asthma pump. The fan is wearing some half broken coke bottle glasses.

Bobby:
Hey Eddie, look it's the third amigo! HA! Let me ask you something you piece of trash. Are you an "amigo"?

Fan:
Yes I am, Booby Mooney! Har Har!

Bobby simply laughs out loud. He stares at the fan for a moment and appears to turn away. Just as he does, he quickly turns around and punches the fan out. The crowd is upset as their boos are deafening.

Bobby:
Ha! So much for your third amigo Eddie. I guess it's just you against us. Shine up those belts real good, cause when you hand them to us, we are going to throw it away in the garbage. You are looking at the Real Tag champs in Money and Mayhem and DON'T YOU FORGET IT!!! Hahahahahaha!!!!!!

Bobby throws the mic to the side and leaves the ring area as his theme music plays. The scene fades out.

[Maniac Mark]

Maniac Mark Mayhem and Selena are seen in the back in their locker room. After Bobby's comments. an NBA Camera Crew run to the back to get Mark's reaction.

Mark:
Are you serious! I think Bobby said it for the both of us. Besides, Eddie has it bad enough that he has to face us by himself. Why make it harder for him to understand, you know, with his limited english and all. I will say this about Eddie, he has more guts than his partner. Who is his partner anyway? I don't know! He wasn't in the last event either. My question is, if Kenua doesn't care, what the hell is he doing here in the NBA? Why come in here boasting that you will be the greatest tag team, when you aren't even a team to begin with.

Selena:
Maybe he's scared, my love.

Mark:
You damn straight he's scared. And to tell you the truth babe, I don't blame him. He knows that if he messes with Mark Mayhem, his carcass will be made famous. Money and Mayhem is the greatest tag team to wear the NBA Tag Team Title Belts! We are also the longest reigning Tag champs in a long, long time.

Selena:
And I'm soon to be the greatest NBA Women's champion ever.

Mark:
That's right. Don't you agree Cameraman?

The camera shakes up and down.

Mark:
You know that's right.

Selena:
We have to get out of here Mark. We have things to do, people to beat.

Mark:
Ha. I like the way you think doll. Let's go.

The cameraman follows them as they leave the locker room area.

Mark:
Hey! you can't come where we're going.

Selena:
And niether can the three amigos.

Mark:
Hahahahahahaha! That's not only funny, it's true!

The scene fades as Mark Mayhem and Selena walk away and join Bobby Money.