Post by kenua on Nov 17, 2007 19:50:25 GMT -5
Ok... I guess i', suppose to introduce myself. I kind of find this retarded.. I mean, i'm in my senior year in high school, and yet, I still have to get up and give an oral presentation of myself. Ok.. lets get to the point
Some of you people know me. Eddie G, Missy, Rango, And Mr.Natural, I was kinda forced to come here so I wouldn't get tased by Jimmy. Um.. lets see, I like video games, and music. I LOOOVE MUSIC!! And I have to be giving people's lives a living hell! I do that by either throwing eggs at their heads, or prank call them on the phone, and Saint Omen, do you guys know who that ius? Well, he's this one guy in another fed.. so yeah.. he gave me this guy named Beasts number. So i'm all like trying to call this son of a bitch over the phone, prank calling him making him tihnk that i'm some guy off of that scary movie scream asking him what his "Scary movie" was and what not, and freak him out, but I lost his number, so Joel AKA Omen, if your reading this, can I please have the number again? Thanks. Anyways.. um..... oh yeah! Rumors around ECWF, I like old women. And those rumors... are.. indeed... true. I mean, come on, having sex with a virgin lady isn't as good as it's intedned to be. You gotta get the ones with expierince...... which is why me... and Jimmy Ice... go out to the retirement homes every weekend and..... oh wait.. Missy is reading this. I'm sorry, forget what I just said. Um.. anyways.. yeah.... in reality. The tip of my finger was cut off when I was 2 years old... my dad was a jerk and didn't look behind him as he closed a door, and my finger was right in there... man did I scream in pain. They had to take me to the hospital... and do whatever people do when they get fingers cut off. It was a horrible.. horrible expierince. That finger... is still fragile because of that incident... dad.. if you are reading this... then please.. stop veiwing the history page.. and leave my E-fedding life to me.. and only me. Thank you. Umm. yeah, i've been e-fedding for two years now.... i'm a veteran. I guess i'm a guy with different peronsalities in different feds. In ECWF.. my guy.. just sort of did a heel change and is like, roar!! aND PPL ARE LIKE, "OMFG!!!!!" And I kill them. I was GM in XWA.... XWA is no longer around anymore.. which is a shame... but hey, what can I do? I'm just a kid behind the key board. Then theres XPW, another great fed. I am currently tag team champions unles if you are reading this 5 years later, and as much as I would like this.... i'll probably won't be holding that belt anymore. So... is there anytihng else i'm forgetting? I don't know. But yeah.. it's great to be here.. and... um... yeah.... this is Kenua saying... or typing... i'm not really saying anything.... that would be knda weird.. talking what I type out loud. Actualy, I do that sometimes... I go to the public library and go on their computers in thier computer labs, and then they have those gay headsets because in the library, it's suppose to be quite! I sit there, and do my promo, and here I am yelling out what I am typing, sayingt hat I am going to kick some ass!!! Then I get kicked out...... well, then... back on topic... this is me saying.... this is the life.. of a young superstar... who has arrivded. in NBA. And I am glad to be here.
Some of you people know me. Eddie G, Missy, Rango, And Mr.Natural, I was kinda forced to come here so I wouldn't get tased by Jimmy. Um.. lets see, I like video games, and music. I LOOOVE MUSIC!! And I have to be giving people's lives a living hell! I do that by either throwing eggs at their heads, or prank call them on the phone, and Saint Omen, do you guys know who that ius? Well, he's this one guy in another fed.. so yeah.. he gave me this guy named Beasts number. So i'm all like trying to call this son of a bitch over the phone, prank calling him making him tihnk that i'm some guy off of that scary movie scream asking him what his "Scary movie" was and what not, and freak him out, but I lost his number, so Joel AKA Omen, if your reading this, can I please have the number again? Thanks. Anyways.. um..... oh yeah! Rumors around ECWF, I like old women. And those rumors... are.. indeed... true. I mean, come on, having sex with a virgin lady isn't as good as it's intedned to be. You gotta get the ones with expierince...... which is why me... and Jimmy Ice... go out to the retirement homes every weekend and..... oh wait.. Missy is reading this. I'm sorry, forget what I just said. Um.. anyways.. yeah.... in reality. The tip of my finger was cut off when I was 2 years old... my dad was a jerk and didn't look behind him as he closed a door, and my finger was right in there... man did I scream in pain. They had to take me to the hospital... and do whatever people do when they get fingers cut off. It was a horrible.. horrible expierince. That finger... is still fragile because of that incident... dad.. if you are reading this... then please.. stop veiwing the history page.. and leave my E-fedding life to me.. and only me. Thank you. Umm. yeah, i've been e-fedding for two years now.... i'm a veteran. I guess i'm a guy with different peronsalities in different feds. In ECWF.. my guy.. just sort of did a heel change and is like, roar!! aND PPL ARE LIKE, "OMFG!!!!!" And I kill them. I was GM in XWA.... XWA is no longer around anymore.. which is a shame... but hey, what can I do? I'm just a kid behind the key board. Then theres XPW, another great fed. I am currently tag team champions unles if you are reading this 5 years later, and as much as I would like this.... i'll probably won't be holding that belt anymore. So... is there anytihng else i'm forgetting? I don't know. But yeah.. it's great to be here.. and... um... yeah.... this is Kenua saying... or typing... i'm not really saying anything.... that would be knda weird.. talking what I type out loud. Actualy, I do that sometimes... I go to the public library and go on their computers in thier computer labs, and then they have those gay headsets because in the library, it's suppose to be quite! I sit there, and do my promo, and here I am yelling out what I am typing, sayingt hat I am going to kick some ass!!! Then I get kicked out...... well, then... back on topic... this is me saying.... this is the life.. of a young superstar... who has arrivded. in NBA. And I am glad to be here.
