Post by Jimmy Ice on Jan 4, 2008 7:11:47 GMT -5
Many thanks to the contributing author, Craig Lovecraft for his help with the Diablo section. I'd have been lost without you lol. Also my apologies to my fans for taking so long to get this up. With everything going on, I had to put the ECWF HS on the back burner. But hopefully with this new system, I will have things worked out now and can get these out regularly. Enjoy!
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**The scene opens on the Ice house as the boys return home from dinner with the girls. They walk to do the door as Jimmy pulls out his key, Craig, Kenua, Vlad, Rob and Pete in tow. Jimmy opens the front door and this time, the boys all take their shoes off, save for Jimmy, who again goes to the bottom of the stairs and throws his shoes up and into the nerf hoop, dropping them into the basket. He smiles with satisfaction as Craig looks at him.**
Craig: “Explain to me again why that’s necessary?”
Jimmy: “Because it just is.”
Rob: “Yeah Jimmy that was AWESOME!! High five!!”
**Rob holds his hand up as Jimmy looks at him and shakes his head at Rob’s overdoing of the situation. Craig laughs as he walks by Rob and starts up the stairs.**
Craig: “You’re an idiot.”
Rob: “Shut up Craig!”
Kenua: “Alright boys, its GAME TIME! YEAH!!”
**Vlad and Kenua high five as Rob walks to the kitchen.**
Rob: “I’m just gonna get a snack.”
Jimmy: “Dude, you just had two large pizzas and three pitchers of soda.”
Craig: “Yeah, don’t you feel like killing yourself yet?”
Rob: “Hey, I need a pre-game snack alright?”
Pete: “Jesus . . . is there anything you won’t eat?”
Rob: “Yeah . . . vegetables.”
Craig: “In other words, anything healthy. Hey Rob how’s your heart?”
Rob: “Fuck you Craig.”
Craig: “You gotta find your dick first Shamu.”
Kenua: “OHH!! SHAMU is AWESOME!!!”
Vlad:”I know!! Was it just me or did his tricks just move you?”
Kenua: “Yes! So breathtaking and pretty!”
Jimmy, Craig and Pete stand on the stairs with incredulous looks as Rob walks out holding a bag of chips.**
Rob: “Is it just me or do those fish they feed them look surprisingly good? Like smoked salmon.”
Craig: “Are you kidding me right now?”
Rob: “What?”
Pete: “Come on guys.”
**They all head up to the game room as Craig shakes his head.**
Craig: “I swear Jimmy, we should forget this LAN Party and shove Rob in your pool and feed him fish for tricks. That’d be so much more fun.”
**They laugh as Rob looks up**
Rob: “Really?! Can we?!”
Pete: “You’re joking . . .”
**They all enter the game room to see six computers set up in a circle ready to go.**
Jimmy: “What’s the first game tonight Craig?”
Craig: “We’re gonna start it up with some Diablo two.”
Pete: “Sounds like fun to me.”
**They each sit down at a computer as Rob drops his bag of chips next to the keyboard and gets ready to play.**
Jimmy: “Hey! NO!! Not on the computer. You wanna eat? Go stand over at the table. I don’t want your crumbs in my keyboard or your greasy fingers on the keys.”
Rob: “Ah come on Jimmy.”
Jimmy: “GO!”
**Rob dejectedly walks over and sets the chips on the table, washing his hands in the small sink. He walks back to the computer and stops, looking at the chips.**
Rob: “Good bye friends.”
Craig: “For shit’s sake Rob! They’re chips!!”
Rob: “THEY NEVER DID ANYTHING TO YOU!!”
**Everyone looks in shock at Rob’s outburst**
Pete: “Good god Craig don’t anger it.”
Jimmy: “Alright guys get ready.”
**They each take their computers and load their characters. Jimmy loads a level 55 Barbarian, Craig a level 56 Paladin, Pete a Level 54 Druid, Rob a level 51 Sorceress, Kenua a Level 53 Necromancer and Vlad a level 52 Amazon. Jimmy stops and looks to his left at Pete’s screen recognizing his character.**
Jimmy: “Hey, you’re the Druid, Master?”
**Pete looks at Jimmy’s screen.**
Pete: “Holy shit you’re the Barbarian, Iron Blade? We played together!”
Craig: “No way! This is awesome! Alright, Crafty the Paladin is ready!”
Jimmy: “Iron Blade the Barbarian is ready!”
Pete: “Master the Druid is ready!”
Kenua: “Aunek the Necromancer is ready!”
Vlad: “Sicko the Amazon is ready!”
Rob: “Thin Sorceress the Sorceress is ready!”
Jimmy: “Ok lets go!”
**The game starts off in hell as the group finds the 5 seals and releases Diablo, preparing to fight him.**
Craig: “Jimmy, you and me lets rush in and attack. Pete and Kenua, you summon minions and stay back in support! Vlad, you do your archer thing and Rob, stay back and use your magic!”
**The boys get into it as the fight continues. Kenua summons a round of golems and skeletons as they start fighting Diablo. Pete joins in with a wave of ravens, wolves and a grizzly bear. Diablo’s minions begin attacking as Craig and Jimmy fight them off wave after wave. Vlad shoots a barrage of arrows, covering Jimmy and Craig as Rob throws spell after spell, aiding his friends.**
Craig: “Come on guys! We’re almost there! Jimmy, rush in with me NOW!!”
Jimmy: “Got it!”
**Finally the group activates the seals and kills the minions and then finishes Diablo off. The boys cheer and high five as Rob stands.**
Rob: “Yeah! Time for a chip celebration!”
Jimmy: “Sit down!”
Rob: **Sighs** “Fine.”
**The boys continue on, finally getting to the end of the game. The fight off more waves of minions before finally coming face to face with the final boss Baal. They follow him through the portal and fight him, finally finishing him off and winning the game on nightmare level. They all jump up and cheer as the scene suddenly goes in slow motion and Chariots of Fire is heard. Jimmy grabs a can of coke and shakes his, cracking it open and soda sprays everywhere. Craig leaps into Pete’s arms as they celebrate with cheers. Vlad and Kenua hug in an inappropriate sort of way and Rob stands smiling at his bag of chips finally reaching in and eating a handful. The music suddenly scratches to a halt. They look at Vlad and Kenua as Craig walks over and punches both of them.**
Craig: “Knock that shit off! You should never hug with no shirts on!”
Pete: “Wow.”
Jimmy: “Yeah um, I’m gonna go get some food and drinks.”
Craig: “I’m going with you. I can’t look at you guys right now.”
**Kenua and Vlad stare at each other confused as Rob walks up and slaps both of them on the chest.**
Rob: “Don’t worry guys. I find the best way to settle any situation is to just eat something.”
Kenua: “Of course you would.”
Pete: “There are other things to do besides eating Rob.”
Rob: “There is?”
Vlad: “Yeah, join us in a hug!”
Pete: “Fuck that! I’m going to help Jimmy and Craig.”
Moments later, Jimmy, Craig and Pete come back up with some food and drinks as they stand around the table.**
Craig: “We had a great time with the girls huh? Melissa and I are going out next weekend.”
Jimmy: “Hell yeah. Missy asked me to go to dinner and movie next weekend as well.”
**They high five as the rest of the boys congratulate them.**
Craig: “Pete, did you get a date with Vixen?”
Pete: “Yeah. Hey! Why don’t we all go together next week?”
Jimmy: “Sounds good to me.”
Craig:”Me too. Rob?”
Rob: “Yeah Roxy and I are in. All she ever wants to do is make out though.”
Jimmy: “And that’s wrong because?”
Rob: “Well I get hungry in the middle of it.”
Kenua: “You need to go on a diet man. That’ll help things for you.”
Vlad: “Oh! Can Kenua and I come?”
Craig: “No.”
Jimmy: **Interrupts** “Not unless you bring dates . . . that are girls . . . and human.”
Kenua: **Sighs** “Ah man!”
Craig: “Wow. I can’t listen to this anymore. What’s the next game Jimmy?”
Jimmy: “Rainbow Six, Rogue Spear. Gentlemen, we got some terrorists to kill.”
**They all high five again as they all head back to their computers and set the game up. They get into a mission as Jimmy takes the lead.**
Jimmy: “Alright guys, first level, The Met. Pete, you and Rob follow me and we’ll go after the hostages. Craig, take Kenua and Vlad and cover us. Go around the back and come in that way. We’ll meet up at the room and take them at the same time.”
**They begin their mission as Craig, Kenua and Vlad start out in the back of the museum. Jimmy, Pete and Rob start in the front. They quickly dispatch the two terrorists at the entrance and take the first hostage outside. Suddenly shots are heard as Craig yells out.**
Craig: “FUCK! Why didn’t you guys wait?!”
Kenua: “I thought we were supposed to open that door.”
Craig: “When he gives the go code you moron!”
Jimmy: “Rob go to Craig. Kenua you and Vlad will have to wait. You're down and injured.”
Vlad: “Fiddlesticks!”
**Rob makes his way over to Craig as they meet at the antiques room. Jimmy and Pete clear the way to the hostage room as both teams go to their respective entrances. They rush the room as Jimmy and Craig take out the terrorists and Rob and Pete each grab a hostage. They rush out as the level is complete.**
Jimmy: “Awesome! Nice job. Kenua you and Vlad will be back after the next mission.”
**The boys continue on, Jimmy taking the sniping roll as the rest of the boys break into teams. Finally they come to the last level of the game. They finish the game as once again, the scene hits slow motion and We are the Champions by Queen plays. Jimmy sits back with a smile as Craig claps him on the shoulder and shakes his hand. Pete stands and salutes Jimmy as Rob takes another fist full of chips and downs and entire two liter bottle of soda. Kenua and Vlad go back to hugging as the music scratches off again and everyone looks around.**
Craig: “Man that’s weird. I felt like all of a sudden I was in Rob’s body and everything slowed down.”
Pete: “Hey did you guys hear some music?”
**Craig looks over and sees Kenua and Vlad hugging again and runs over and smashes both of them in the face.**
Craig: “STOP ALREADY!!!”
Jimmy: “Alright settle down. Listen, its like 3 A.M. Lets get some sleep and get back to it tomorrow.”
**They all agree as they roll out their sleeping bags. They all settle in as Jimmy walks over and turns the lights off. They all settle in when Craig yells.**
Craig: “HEY!! TURN THE LGHTS ON!!”
**Jimmy rushes over and turns the lights on as Craig looks over. Kenua and Vlad are seen in the same sleeping back and Kenua cuddled up to Craig.,**
Craig: “FUCK THIS!!! “
**Craig pulls their sleeping bag over to the steps and kicks them down as Vlad and Kenua scream and the scene fades out.**
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**The scene opens on the Ice house as the boys return home from dinner with the girls. They walk to do the door as Jimmy pulls out his key, Craig, Kenua, Vlad, Rob and Pete in tow. Jimmy opens the front door and this time, the boys all take their shoes off, save for Jimmy, who again goes to the bottom of the stairs and throws his shoes up and into the nerf hoop, dropping them into the basket. He smiles with satisfaction as Craig looks at him.**
Craig: “Explain to me again why that’s necessary?”
Jimmy: “Because it just is.”
Rob: “Yeah Jimmy that was AWESOME!! High five!!”
**Rob holds his hand up as Jimmy looks at him and shakes his head at Rob’s overdoing of the situation. Craig laughs as he walks by Rob and starts up the stairs.**
Craig: “You’re an idiot.”
Rob: “Shut up Craig!”
Kenua: “Alright boys, its GAME TIME! YEAH!!”
**Vlad and Kenua high five as Rob walks to the kitchen.**
Rob: “I’m just gonna get a snack.”
Jimmy: “Dude, you just had two large pizzas and three pitchers of soda.”
Craig: “Yeah, don’t you feel like killing yourself yet?”
Rob: “Hey, I need a pre-game snack alright?”
Pete: “Jesus . . . is there anything you won’t eat?”
Rob: “Yeah . . . vegetables.”
Craig: “In other words, anything healthy. Hey Rob how’s your heart?”
Rob: “Fuck you Craig.”
Craig: “You gotta find your dick first Shamu.”
Kenua: “OHH!! SHAMU is AWESOME!!!”
Vlad:”I know!! Was it just me or did his tricks just move you?”
Kenua: “Yes! So breathtaking and pretty!”
Jimmy, Craig and Pete stand on the stairs with incredulous looks as Rob walks out holding a bag of chips.**
Rob: “Is it just me or do those fish they feed them look surprisingly good? Like smoked salmon.”
Craig: “Are you kidding me right now?”
Rob: “What?”
Pete: “Come on guys.”
**They all head up to the game room as Craig shakes his head.**
Craig: “I swear Jimmy, we should forget this LAN Party and shove Rob in your pool and feed him fish for tricks. That’d be so much more fun.”
**They laugh as Rob looks up**
Rob: “Really?! Can we?!”
Pete: “You’re joking . . .”
**They all enter the game room to see six computers set up in a circle ready to go.**
Jimmy: “What’s the first game tonight Craig?”
Craig: “We’re gonna start it up with some Diablo two.”
Pete: “Sounds like fun to me.”
**They each sit down at a computer as Rob drops his bag of chips next to the keyboard and gets ready to play.**
Jimmy: “Hey! NO!! Not on the computer. You wanna eat? Go stand over at the table. I don’t want your crumbs in my keyboard or your greasy fingers on the keys.”
Rob: “Ah come on Jimmy.”
Jimmy: “GO!”
**Rob dejectedly walks over and sets the chips on the table, washing his hands in the small sink. He walks back to the computer and stops, looking at the chips.**
Rob: “Good bye friends.”
Craig: “For shit’s sake Rob! They’re chips!!”
Rob: “THEY NEVER DID ANYTHING TO YOU!!”
**Everyone looks in shock at Rob’s outburst**
Pete: “Good god Craig don’t anger it.”
Jimmy: “Alright guys get ready.”
**They each take their computers and load their characters. Jimmy loads a level 55 Barbarian, Craig a level 56 Paladin, Pete a Level 54 Druid, Rob a level 51 Sorceress, Kenua a Level 53 Necromancer and Vlad a level 52 Amazon. Jimmy stops and looks to his left at Pete’s screen recognizing his character.**
Jimmy: “Hey, you’re the Druid, Master?”
**Pete looks at Jimmy’s screen.**
Pete: “Holy shit you’re the Barbarian, Iron Blade? We played together!”
Craig: “No way! This is awesome! Alright, Crafty the Paladin is ready!”
Jimmy: “Iron Blade the Barbarian is ready!”
Pete: “Master the Druid is ready!”
Kenua: “Aunek the Necromancer is ready!”
Vlad: “Sicko the Amazon is ready!”
Rob: “Thin Sorceress the Sorceress is ready!”
Jimmy: “Ok lets go!”
**The game starts off in hell as the group finds the 5 seals and releases Diablo, preparing to fight him.**
Craig: “Jimmy, you and me lets rush in and attack. Pete and Kenua, you summon minions and stay back in support! Vlad, you do your archer thing and Rob, stay back and use your magic!”
**The boys get into it as the fight continues. Kenua summons a round of golems and skeletons as they start fighting Diablo. Pete joins in with a wave of ravens, wolves and a grizzly bear. Diablo’s minions begin attacking as Craig and Jimmy fight them off wave after wave. Vlad shoots a barrage of arrows, covering Jimmy and Craig as Rob throws spell after spell, aiding his friends.**
Craig: “Come on guys! We’re almost there! Jimmy, rush in with me NOW!!”
Jimmy: “Got it!”
**Finally the group activates the seals and kills the minions and then finishes Diablo off. The boys cheer and high five as Rob stands.**
Rob: “Yeah! Time for a chip celebration!”
Jimmy: “Sit down!”
Rob: **Sighs** “Fine.”
**The boys continue on, finally getting to the end of the game. The fight off more waves of minions before finally coming face to face with the final boss Baal. They follow him through the portal and fight him, finally finishing him off and winning the game on nightmare level. They all jump up and cheer as the scene suddenly goes in slow motion and Chariots of Fire is heard. Jimmy grabs a can of coke and shakes his, cracking it open and soda sprays everywhere. Craig leaps into Pete’s arms as they celebrate with cheers. Vlad and Kenua hug in an inappropriate sort of way and Rob stands smiling at his bag of chips finally reaching in and eating a handful. The music suddenly scratches to a halt. They look at Vlad and Kenua as Craig walks over and punches both of them.**
Craig: “Knock that shit off! You should never hug with no shirts on!”
Pete: “Wow.”
Jimmy: “Yeah um, I’m gonna go get some food and drinks.”
Craig: “I’m going with you. I can’t look at you guys right now.”
**Kenua and Vlad stare at each other confused as Rob walks up and slaps both of them on the chest.**
Rob: “Don’t worry guys. I find the best way to settle any situation is to just eat something.”
Kenua: “Of course you would.”
Pete: “There are other things to do besides eating Rob.”
Rob: “There is?”
Vlad: “Yeah, join us in a hug!”
Pete: “Fuck that! I’m going to help Jimmy and Craig.”
Moments later, Jimmy, Craig and Pete come back up with some food and drinks as they stand around the table.**
Craig: “We had a great time with the girls huh? Melissa and I are going out next weekend.”
Jimmy: “Hell yeah. Missy asked me to go to dinner and movie next weekend as well.”
**They high five as the rest of the boys congratulate them.**
Craig: “Pete, did you get a date with Vixen?”
Pete: “Yeah. Hey! Why don’t we all go together next week?”
Jimmy: “Sounds good to me.”
Craig:”Me too. Rob?”
Rob: “Yeah Roxy and I are in. All she ever wants to do is make out though.”
Jimmy: “And that’s wrong because?”
Rob: “Well I get hungry in the middle of it.”
Kenua: “You need to go on a diet man. That’ll help things for you.”
Vlad: “Oh! Can Kenua and I come?”
Craig: “No.”
Jimmy: **Interrupts** “Not unless you bring dates . . . that are girls . . . and human.”
Kenua: **Sighs** “Ah man!”
Craig: “Wow. I can’t listen to this anymore. What’s the next game Jimmy?”
Jimmy: “Rainbow Six, Rogue Spear. Gentlemen, we got some terrorists to kill.”
**They all high five again as they all head back to their computers and set the game up. They get into a mission as Jimmy takes the lead.**
Jimmy: “Alright guys, first level, The Met. Pete, you and Rob follow me and we’ll go after the hostages. Craig, take Kenua and Vlad and cover us. Go around the back and come in that way. We’ll meet up at the room and take them at the same time.”
**They begin their mission as Craig, Kenua and Vlad start out in the back of the museum. Jimmy, Pete and Rob start in the front. They quickly dispatch the two terrorists at the entrance and take the first hostage outside. Suddenly shots are heard as Craig yells out.**
Craig: “FUCK! Why didn’t you guys wait?!”
Kenua: “I thought we were supposed to open that door.”
Craig: “When he gives the go code you moron!”
Jimmy: “Rob go to Craig. Kenua you and Vlad will have to wait. You're down and injured.”
Vlad: “Fiddlesticks!”
**Rob makes his way over to Craig as they meet at the antiques room. Jimmy and Pete clear the way to the hostage room as both teams go to their respective entrances. They rush the room as Jimmy and Craig take out the terrorists and Rob and Pete each grab a hostage. They rush out as the level is complete.**
Jimmy: “Awesome! Nice job. Kenua you and Vlad will be back after the next mission.”
**The boys continue on, Jimmy taking the sniping roll as the rest of the boys break into teams. Finally they come to the last level of the game. They finish the game as once again, the scene hits slow motion and We are the Champions by Queen plays. Jimmy sits back with a smile as Craig claps him on the shoulder and shakes his hand. Pete stands and salutes Jimmy as Rob takes another fist full of chips and downs and entire two liter bottle of soda. Kenua and Vlad go back to hugging as the music scratches off again and everyone looks around.**
Craig: “Man that’s weird. I felt like all of a sudden I was in Rob’s body and everything slowed down.”
Pete: “Hey did you guys hear some music?”
**Craig looks over and sees Kenua and Vlad hugging again and runs over and smashes both of them in the face.**
Craig: “STOP ALREADY!!!”
Jimmy: “Alright settle down. Listen, its like 3 A.M. Lets get some sleep and get back to it tomorrow.”
**They all agree as they roll out their sleeping bags. They all settle in as Jimmy walks over and turns the lights off. They all settle in when Craig yells.**
Craig: “HEY!! TURN THE LGHTS ON!!”
**Jimmy rushes over and turns the lights on as Craig looks over. Kenua and Vlad are seen in the same sleeping back and Kenua cuddled up to Craig.,**
Craig: “FUCK THIS!!! “
**Craig pulls their sleeping bag over to the steps and kicks them down as Vlad and Kenua scream and the scene fades out.**
jk
