Post by Super Girl on Dec 25, 2007 15:52:41 GMT -5
Hey everyone, it's another Missy's Blog. So this is Christmas? Yep, it pretty much is lolz. I know what your thinking. You probably think that as the NBA Women's Champion, and now as the future Mrs. Ice, that I have everything I need for Christmas, and you know what? Yep, you're probably right *Giggles*. But, what do you get for the man that has it all? Of course I'm talking about my man Jimmy. Well, you will never believe the headache I got shopping for him lolz. Well, instead of blabbing about it, let me just show you.
*It is December 23, 2007. Missy and Meggan are seen incognito at the West Edmonton Mall in Edmonton, Alberta Canada, which is the largest mall in the world. Missy and Meggan are wearing matching white Versace shoes, white Gucci bags, black fur jackets over their low cut black Burberry jeans and white Dolce & Gabbana turtleneck sweaters. They are wearing black oval Versace sunglasses and are both carrying small bags of last minute christmas gifts.*
Meggan: Wow Miss, this place is packed! People are going nuts looking for that last minute christmas gift. Luckily for us, their was only a few items left on our list. I got Ben this cute gift that he is going to love.
Missy: Hey, are you sure you don't have a thing going with Ben? Cause if you do...
Meggan: Stop silly, we're just friends that's all. *Pauses* BUT HE IS CUTE, ISN'T HE? *Giggles*
Missy: *Giggles mockingly* No. Stop it.
Meggan: Sheesh, I'm just playing. Well whatever. Hey, so what did you get your future hubby for Christmas?
*Missy's eyes widen as she puts her hands to her face*
Missy: HOLY CRAP! I knew I forgot something!
Meggan: No way! You mean to tell me that you actually forgot to get your fiancee something for Christmas? Wow, you are a bad, bad person. Santa should bring you coal for Christmas.
Missy: It's just that with everything going on of late in the NBA and with Bev missing....Oh Crap! Quick Meggan, what did you get Ben for Christmas?
Meggan: Well, I just got him this Aqua Di Gio cologne set.
Missy: NO! Jimmy has a ton of cologne. He has a bunch of clothes. I already got him that watch with the matching ring last month. I don't want to get him a gift card cause then that would just look like I didn't put enough thought into his gift. Meggan, what am I gonna do?
Meggan: Okay sis, calm down. Take a deep breath.
Missy: Okay. *Takes a deep breath and relaxes.* Okay....I'm calm.
Meggan: HOLY MACARONI!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GOING TO DO!?! AGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Missy: AAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!
Meggan & Missy: AAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meggan: Boy, this is fun. *Giggles*
* Back in La La Land (Beverly Hills that is). It is now December 25, 2007. Jimmy is getting out of his black Mercedez Benz (One of many). He is wearing a red silk shirt and black dress pants, along with a cute Santa hat and Oakley sunglasses. He also has a small black box in his hand with a red bow. He knocks on the door and Missy quickly opens with a smile. She gives him a big kiss before letting him inside.*
Jimmy: Wooo. If that was my gift, then I want more cause I'm greedy.
Missy: *Laughs* Silly. Well, I see you have my gift.
Jimmy: Oh yeah, the hat? Here you go babe.
*Jimmy puts the Santa hat on Missy and laughs*
Jimmy: Soon, you'll be Mrs. Santa.
Missy: *Laughing and playfully slapping him in the chest* Stop playing.
Jimmy: Nah, I'm just kidding. Here you go hon. I got you this. Luv ya dollface.
*Missy opens the box and sees a beautiful diamond necklace from Jareds Jewelry store. She gives Jimmy another kiss and is excited as he puts the necklace on her.*
Missy: Oh my gosh Jimmy! It's the exact one that I wanted! You are amazing baby! Oh me, oh my! I gotta call Meg!
Jimmy: Sure.
*Missy runs to the kitchen and calls Meggan up on her cellphone. Meggan is driving in her silver Escalade and headed towards Missy's house when she gets the call.*
Meggan: Yello. *Giggles*
Missy: Meggan, he went to Jareds.
Meggan: No....freakin....way? Ohmygoodness! I have to call someone!
*Meggan hangs up and calls Ben. Ben can be heard answering the phone.*
Ben: Um...hello?
Meggan: OH....MY...GOODNESS! Like, you are not going to believe this! Brace yourself. Are you ready? He went...To Jareds! *Screams in a high girly pitch*
Ben: Uhhh.......what?
*Back at the house, Jimmy is awaiting his gift.*
Missy: Now baby, I put a lot of thought into this gift. I know how with winning the NEW Universal Title in a grueling match and with all the stress you've been having while helping me look for Bevvy that you need something that is going to help you relax. So, the gift I have for you is in the room.
Jimmy: *Winks* I like the sound of that.
Missy: *Laughs* Come on.
*Missy opens the door to her room. Inside, there are two beautiful hispanic ladies dressed all in white. Jimmy's eyes open wide in shock.*
Jimmy: Um, er, babe. I..uh, gotta make a call!
*Jimmy runs into the Kichen, grabs his cellphone and dials the first number that comes to mind. On the other line, Eddie G. answers the phone.*
Eddie: HEYYYY! Orale Feliz navidad holmes! Jimmy Esse?
Jimmy: *Whispering* Oh damn! I didn't realized I called you Eddie, but I need some quick advice. It's Christmas and my Missy got me two hot latin chicks waiting for me in her bedroom.
Eddie: HO HO HOLY CRAP!!! I'll be right over!
Jimmy: Nevermind.
*Jimmy hangs up and calls Kenua, but only gets his answering machine.*
Kenua: Hello, this is Kenua. No, it's Aunek! NO, I SAID KENUA YOU BASTARD NOW LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE WITH MY MUGGING MIDGET BEFORE HE KICKS YOUR ASSSSSS!!!!! MUGGING MIDGET FOR NBA PRESIDENT!!!! YEEEEHAAAAA!!!!!
*Jimmy hangs up and calls Dave McIntyre. Dave answers the phone while drinking some Vodka.*
Jimmy: Dave. Me. Two latinas and Missy. What do I do?
Dave: *Imitating Ben Stiller from Starsky & Hutch* Do it. Four way. Do it. Go. Lay it on. Do it. Do it. Come on sweety. Do it. Do it.
Jimmy: Uhhhhhhhhmmm....huh?
*Jimmy hangs up and calls Craig Lovecraft*
Craig: ARE YOU SERIOUS IN CALLING ME? WE JUST HAD A MATCH WHERE WE ALMOST KILLED EACH OTHER!!! YOU SON A BI....
*Jimmy hangs up and calls Anthony Tarantino*
Ant: Wassamattawityou? Fuggedaboutit!!!! *Starts to rant in italian*
*Jimmy hangs up and calls Ben*
Ben: So you mean to tell me that you called all those people and then towards the end you thought about calling me? You bum.
*Jimmy hangs up and calls Meggan*
Meggan: *Giggling*
*Jimmy hangs up and calls Venom*
Venom: Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!!! I'm right behind you Iron Man!
*Jimmy turns around*
Venom: Boo!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Jimmy: Venom, this is Christmas, not Halloween. Get out of here! You're not even in the NBA! Sheesh! Where's Shogun when you need him!
Venom: So....I heard you went to Jareds?
*Jimmy kicks Venom out and automatically dials any number.*
Jack Clark: Rango here.
*Jimmy hangs up quicker than a hiccup.*
Jimmy: *Sighs* Oh well. It's time to unwrap my gift. Damn, I didn't know Missy was that freaky!
*Jimmy splashes on some cologne and goes to the room where Missy is waiting with the two women.*
Jimmy: Ahem. Um, I'm ready babe. Be gentle.
Missy: *looking to the floor sad* Um, you don't like my gift, do you hunnycakes?
Jimmy: Noo babe, I...I...I yeaaahhhh.
Missy: Oh, just forget it!!
Jimmy: *Begins to take his clothes off* I'm sorry babe. Whatever you want hon. If it's a four way with two hispanic chicks that you want, then I'm fine with whatever you want to give me. I'm allll for it!
Missy: Um, excuse me? A four way? What in the world are you talking about?
Jimmy: .... *Has a blank stare on his face* Huh?
Missy: *Laughs* NO you dum-dum, my gift to you is a weekend getaway at Hyatt's Resort & Spa, where these two ladies are going to give us the best Spa treatment we ever had. I was saying how you had a rough several months wasn't I? I just wanted to treat you to something relaxing. What did you think I got you? Two hookers? These two girls are friends of mine that work at the Spa.
*The two ladies begin to curse in spanish as they realize what Jimmy was thinking.*
Lady No.1: You better put your strudel away senor Ice.
Jimmy: *Pulling his pants up* Hehehe. You know I was just kidding baby. I was just uhhh......yeaaahh.
Lady No. 2: Mmm, strudel.
Missy: Um, on second thought, I think I'll give you this Aqua Di Gio that Meg was going to give Ben. You two ladies can strudel the Hell out now. *Giggles*
*At Ben's house. Ben has opened an empty box. He is seen wiping a tear.*
Ben: "Sniff" Two weird phone calls and No Aqua Di Gio. Christmas sucks!
Venom: I'm right behind you Ben. BOO!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*Scene fades to pink*
Well, there you go. That's the whole story. I did cut out the part where Eddie G. stormed in the house half naked looking for some mamacitas, and shouting, "Where are the Ho, ho, hoes?" But that's a story for another time. So, what did you get for Christmas? Let me know. As for me, I'm outtahere. C'ya! From Missy's Blog to all of you, Merry Christmas (Or whatever it is you damn people celebrate)! Below is Mr. Natural's favorite Christmas cartoon. He sent me a copy of the DVD in the mail. I really don't know why. Seriously, the guy disturbs me!
*Out of Character* First I want to say Congrats to Jamal a.k.a Mr. Natural for getting married. He is currently on his honeymoon. Hopefully, he can give us some of the details when he gets back. Well, maybe not all the details lolz. Well, you know what I mean.
So seriously, what did you all get for Christmas? I got a black fully loaded 2007 Hyundai Sonata from my parents. Yipeeee!!!! But seriously, it's not all about the gifts (Well, Mostly it is. JK) It's also about family and friends. It's about Peace on Earth and the Joy of not just recieving, but giving, etc. It's my favorite time of the year. As Eddie G. and Alvin from the Chipmunks would say, "Yipi-ki-yay mamacita!" Have a very merry NBA Christmas.
*It is December 23, 2007. Missy and Meggan are seen incognito at the West Edmonton Mall in Edmonton, Alberta Canada, which is the largest mall in the world. Missy and Meggan are wearing matching white Versace shoes, white Gucci bags, black fur jackets over their low cut black Burberry jeans and white Dolce & Gabbana turtleneck sweaters. They are wearing black oval Versace sunglasses and are both carrying small bags of last minute christmas gifts.*
Meggan: Wow Miss, this place is packed! People are going nuts looking for that last minute christmas gift. Luckily for us, their was only a few items left on our list. I got Ben this cute gift that he is going to love.
Missy: Hey, are you sure you don't have a thing going with Ben? Cause if you do...
Meggan: Stop silly, we're just friends that's all. *Pauses* BUT HE IS CUTE, ISN'T HE? *Giggles*
Missy: *Giggles mockingly* No. Stop it.
Meggan: Sheesh, I'm just playing. Well whatever. Hey, so what did you get your future hubby for Christmas?
*Missy's eyes widen as she puts her hands to her face*
Missy: HOLY CRAP! I knew I forgot something!
Meggan: No way! You mean to tell me that you actually forgot to get your fiancee something for Christmas? Wow, you are a bad, bad person. Santa should bring you coal for Christmas.
Missy: It's just that with everything going on of late in the NBA and with Bev missing....Oh Crap! Quick Meggan, what did you get Ben for Christmas?
Meggan: Well, I just got him this Aqua Di Gio cologne set.
Missy: NO! Jimmy has a ton of cologne. He has a bunch of clothes. I already got him that watch with the matching ring last month. I don't want to get him a gift card cause then that would just look like I didn't put enough thought into his gift. Meggan, what am I gonna do?
Meggan: Okay sis, calm down. Take a deep breath.
Missy: Okay. *Takes a deep breath and relaxes.* Okay....I'm calm.
Meggan: HOLY MACARONI!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GOING TO DO!?! AGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Missy: AAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!
Meggan & Missy: AAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meggan: Boy, this is fun. *Giggles*
* Back in La La Land (Beverly Hills that is). It is now December 25, 2007. Jimmy is getting out of his black Mercedez Benz (One of many). He is wearing a red silk shirt and black dress pants, along with a cute Santa hat and Oakley sunglasses. He also has a small black box in his hand with a red bow. He knocks on the door and Missy quickly opens with a smile. She gives him a big kiss before letting him inside.*
Jimmy: Wooo. If that was my gift, then I want more cause I'm greedy.
Missy: *Laughs* Silly. Well, I see you have my gift.
Jimmy: Oh yeah, the hat? Here you go babe.
*Jimmy puts the Santa hat on Missy and laughs*
Jimmy: Soon, you'll be Mrs. Santa.
Missy: *Laughing and playfully slapping him in the chest* Stop playing.
Jimmy: Nah, I'm just kidding. Here you go hon. I got you this. Luv ya dollface.
*Missy opens the box and sees a beautiful diamond necklace from Jareds Jewelry store. She gives Jimmy another kiss and is excited as he puts the necklace on her.*
Missy: Oh my gosh Jimmy! It's the exact one that I wanted! You are amazing baby! Oh me, oh my! I gotta call Meg!
Jimmy: Sure.
*Missy runs to the kitchen and calls Meggan up on her cellphone. Meggan is driving in her silver Escalade and headed towards Missy's house when she gets the call.*
Meggan: Yello. *Giggles*
Missy: Meggan, he went to Jareds.
Meggan: No....freakin....way? Ohmygoodness! I have to call someone!
*Meggan hangs up and calls Ben. Ben can be heard answering the phone.*
Ben: Um...hello?
Meggan: OH....MY...GOODNESS! Like, you are not going to believe this! Brace yourself. Are you ready? He went...To Jareds! *Screams in a high girly pitch*
Ben: Uhhh.......what?
*Back at the house, Jimmy is awaiting his gift.*
Missy: Now baby, I put a lot of thought into this gift. I know how with winning the NEW Universal Title in a grueling match and with all the stress you've been having while helping me look for Bevvy that you need something that is going to help you relax. So, the gift I have for you is in the room.
Jimmy: *Winks* I like the sound of that.
Missy: *Laughs* Come on.
*Missy opens the door to her room. Inside, there are two beautiful hispanic ladies dressed all in white. Jimmy's eyes open wide in shock.*
Jimmy: Um, er, babe. I..uh, gotta make a call!
*Jimmy runs into the Kichen, grabs his cellphone and dials the first number that comes to mind. On the other line, Eddie G. answers the phone.*
Eddie: HEYYYY! Orale Feliz navidad holmes! Jimmy Esse?
Jimmy: *Whispering* Oh damn! I didn't realized I called you Eddie, but I need some quick advice. It's Christmas and my Missy got me two hot latin chicks waiting for me in her bedroom.
Eddie: HO HO HOLY CRAP!!! I'll be right over!
Jimmy: Nevermind.
*Jimmy hangs up and calls Kenua, but only gets his answering machine.*
Kenua: Hello, this is Kenua. No, it's Aunek! NO, I SAID KENUA YOU BASTARD NOW LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE WITH MY MUGGING MIDGET BEFORE HE KICKS YOUR ASSSSSS!!!!! MUGGING MIDGET FOR NBA PRESIDENT!!!! YEEEEHAAAAA!!!!!
*Jimmy hangs up and calls Dave McIntyre. Dave answers the phone while drinking some Vodka.*
Jimmy: Dave. Me. Two latinas and Missy. What do I do?
Dave: *Imitating Ben Stiller from Starsky & Hutch* Do it. Four way. Do it. Go. Lay it on. Do it. Do it. Come on sweety. Do it. Do it.
Jimmy: Uhhhhhhhhmmm....huh?
*Jimmy hangs up and calls Craig Lovecraft*
Craig: ARE YOU SERIOUS IN CALLING ME? WE JUST HAD A MATCH WHERE WE ALMOST KILLED EACH OTHER!!! YOU SON A BI....
*Jimmy hangs up and calls Anthony Tarantino*
Ant: Wassamattawityou? Fuggedaboutit!!!! *Starts to rant in italian*
*Jimmy hangs up and calls Ben*
Ben: So you mean to tell me that you called all those people and then towards the end you thought about calling me? You bum.
*Jimmy hangs up and calls Meggan*
Meggan: *Giggling*
*Jimmy hangs up and calls Venom*
Venom: Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!!! I'm right behind you Iron Man!
*Jimmy turns around*
Venom: Boo!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Jimmy: Venom, this is Christmas, not Halloween. Get out of here! You're not even in the NBA! Sheesh! Where's Shogun when you need him!
Venom: So....I heard you went to Jareds?
*Jimmy kicks Venom out and automatically dials any number.*
Jack Clark: Rango here.
*Jimmy hangs up quicker than a hiccup.*
Jimmy: *Sighs* Oh well. It's time to unwrap my gift. Damn, I didn't know Missy was that freaky!
*Jimmy splashes on some cologne and goes to the room where Missy is waiting with the two women.*
Jimmy: Ahem. Um, I'm ready babe. Be gentle.
Missy: *looking to the floor sad* Um, you don't like my gift, do you hunnycakes?
Jimmy: Noo babe, I...I...I yeaaahhhh.
Missy: Oh, just forget it!!
Jimmy: *Begins to take his clothes off* I'm sorry babe. Whatever you want hon. If it's a four way with two hispanic chicks that you want, then I'm fine with whatever you want to give me. I'm allll for it!
Missy: Um, excuse me? A four way? What in the world are you talking about?
Jimmy: .... *Has a blank stare on his face* Huh?
Missy: *Laughs* NO you dum-dum, my gift to you is a weekend getaway at Hyatt's Resort & Spa, where these two ladies are going to give us the best Spa treatment we ever had. I was saying how you had a rough several months wasn't I? I just wanted to treat you to something relaxing. What did you think I got you? Two hookers? These two girls are friends of mine that work at the Spa.
*The two ladies begin to curse in spanish as they realize what Jimmy was thinking.*
Lady No.1: You better put your strudel away senor Ice.
Jimmy: *Pulling his pants up* Hehehe. You know I was just kidding baby. I was just uhhh......yeaaahh.
Lady No. 2: Mmm, strudel.
Missy: Um, on second thought, I think I'll give you this Aqua Di Gio that Meg was going to give Ben. You two ladies can strudel the Hell out now. *Giggles*
*At Ben's house. Ben has opened an empty box. He is seen wiping a tear.*
Ben: "Sniff" Two weird phone calls and No Aqua Di Gio. Christmas sucks!
Venom: I'm right behind you Ben. BOO!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*Scene fades to pink*
Well, there you go. That's the whole story. I did cut out the part where Eddie G. stormed in the house half naked looking for some mamacitas, and shouting, "Where are the Ho, ho, hoes?" But that's a story for another time. So, what did you get for Christmas? Let me know. As for me, I'm outtahere. C'ya! From Missy's Blog to all of you, Merry Christmas (Or whatever it is you damn people celebrate)! Below is Mr. Natural's favorite Christmas cartoon. He sent me a copy of the DVD in the mail. I really don't know why. Seriously, the guy disturbs me!
*Out of Character* First I want to say Congrats to Jamal a.k.a Mr. Natural for getting married. He is currently on his honeymoon. Hopefully, he can give us some of the details when he gets back. Well, maybe not all the details lolz. Well, you know what I mean.
So seriously, what did you all get for Christmas? I got a black fully loaded 2007 Hyundai Sonata from my parents. Yipeeee!!!! But seriously, it's not all about the gifts (Well, Mostly it is. JK) It's also about family and friends. It's about Peace on Earth and the Joy of not just recieving, but giving, etc. It's my favorite time of the year. As Eddie G. and Alvin from the Chipmunks would say, "Yipi-ki-yay mamacita!" Have a very merry NBA Christmas.
Nice blog M. Btw, That video was funny. Too many things to comment on, but as usual, one awesome blog lol. This reminds me of a Three's Company episode lmao. 
