Post by Super Girl on Nov 19, 2007 22:42:42 GMT -5
Gosh, have you bumped into a co-worker that you really didn't want to bump into? Yeah, there are some like Ben, Eddie, Sean and others that me and Jimmy have bump into, and they're great. But then, there are others like Bobby, Mark, Hannah, and especially this one guy that seems to pop up when you least expect him to. Well, let me take you back a few days ago.
*We see Jimmy and Missy inside Bob's Supermarket. They are dressed casually and are at the fruit section. Missy is holding a pear and Jimmy is holding a cantaloupe*
Jimmy: This looks good.
Missy: Lolz!
Jimmy: Huh, Lolz? I thought you just said that when you were online.
*Suddenly we see who appears to be Mr. Natural who is in a wheelchair as he spots Jimmy and Missy from afar and begins to stare at them. He is with his kids.*
Missy:*whispering to Jimmy* Oh shit, don't look now Jimmy....
*Jimmy goes to look, but Missy quickly stops him*
Missy: *Speaking through her teeth* No. It's that weirdo, Mr. Natural. Let's just ignore his sorry ass.
Jimmy: *Also speaking through his teeth* Why is he in a wheelchair? And why is he wearing that neck brace?
Missy: Oh you didn't know? He's falsely claiming disability checks from the United States Government. Do you want to know what the funny part is?
Jimmy: *Whispering* What?
Missy: *Whispering* He's a real mental cripple.
*Jimmy laughs out loud and Missy quickly covers his mouth*
Jimmy: C'mon babe, you don't have to hide from his tourettes havin ass. You can take him.
Missy: I know babe, but he just loves making a scene all the time and besides that, I just feel sorry for him that he's just such a loser. But no worries hon, I'm going to kick his tourettes havin ass this Thursday at the FTW Rampage show. Now let's just get our Turkey and go.
Jimmy: Okay honey buns.
Missy: Thank you cutie pie.
Jimmy: Your welcome sugar dumpling.
Missy: Anytime, hot cakes.
Jimmy: Um...let's just go before we make a scene.
*Natural begins to call out to them as they leave the area. Missy tosses a bag of marshmallows and hits him in the face.*
Natural: HEY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? DON'T HAVE A DICK!!!
*Scene fades out as Jimmy throws a box of Lucky Charms at Mr. Natural*
Now, if you think that's all that happened, well your wrong. Afterwards, Jimmy and I decided to secretly tape Mr. Natural at the Supermarket. We decided to publish it online. Now we must warn you, this is funny shit, so please don't drink while watching this or you will spit up your drink.
NATURAL AT THE SUPERMARKET
See Ya next time at Missy's Blog! Lolz.
Quality stuff
lmfao