NBA Award Special Results 2-9-08 CRAZY!!!

[Ben Zenith]

The scene opens on the Erwin Center and then inside the arena with Seth Jordan and Al Albert, who are at ringside.



Al: THIS IS ELECTRIC!!! WE ARE ONCE AGAIN, SOLD OUT!!!! THIS TIME WE ARE AT THE ERWIN CENTER, IN BEAUTIFUL AUSTIN, TEXAS! THE CROWD IS ELECTRIC!! AS TONIGHT WE CELEBRATE OUR ANNUAL NBA AWARDS SPECIAL!!!

Seth: Hey, do I get an award?

Al: No.

The NBA theme music starts to play and a clock starts ticking down.

Here comes the
Here comes the
Here comes the
Ya'll don't really want it now (BOOM!)

Rapid shots of the NBA roster flash by

Here comes the (BOOM!)

Bev Hyatt is seen posing

Here comes the (BOOM!)

Missy is seen holding up the NBA Women’s Title.

Here comes the . . .
Ya'll don't really want it now (BOOM!)

Mayhem, Money and Selena are seen posing with the NBA Tag Titles.

Here comes the (BOOM!)

Billy Jo Patton is seen posing.

Here comes the (BOOM!)

Sean is seen holding up the NBA Universal Media Title. Saint Omen is seen posing.

Here comes the . . .
Ya'll don't really want it now (BOOM!)

Dave McIntyre is seen posing with the NBA United States Title. Matt Monroe is seen posing

It's the N-E-Double L-Y I said it so
I keep it realz up in my hood, on the dirty like Bledsoe
Ain't got no twist in my hair, but I'm still dread throwin
I gots plenty of bread so I go to bed full now
Ain't in it to win,to win it I'm all in
I might call you my cuz youngblood, but we ain't kin naw

A series of shots flash by of various stars hitting their finishers.

Ya think of jumpin man, you best think again
Lil dirty, I'm the type of man that might could go for revenge
Have some not so nice friends, kick the door off the hinge
Take the door of ya Benz, p-p-pop 4 of your friends
This here ain't cynical (Uh uh)

Eddie G. is seen posing. Kasumi is seen posing.

Mental, subliminal, I'm physical, financial, and mental to be a general
Lil mama come, she want a soldier
Not the type be in the tank, but in that Rover
I'm in the zone like AIDS full blown
I'm killin it like a blind man readin, I'm feelin it like (BOOM!)

Ethan Everhart is seen landing a big shooting star press. Ian Mason and Erin Everhart are seen cheering him on.

Scene switches to a live shot of the stage and the arena as stage pyros go off in time with the BOOM’s.

Here comes the (BOOM!)

Red Pyros

Here comes the (BOOM!)

Blue Pyros

Here comes the
Ya'll don't really want it now (BOOM!)

White Pyros

Here comes the (BOOM!)

Zenith is seen hitting the Zenith Hammer.

Here comes the (BOOM!)

Missy is seen hitting the Kryptonite Cutter.

Here comes the
Ya'll don't really want it now (BOOM!)

Jimmy Ice is seen hitting the Vintage Iron Man.

Here comes the (BOOM!)

McIntyre is seen hitting the Pure Perfection.

Here comes the (BOOM!)

Bevvy Monroe is seen hitting the Bev Bottom.

Here comes the
Ya'll don't really want it now (BOOM!)

Billy Jo Patton is seen posing with Damian Spinelli.

Here comes the (BOOM!)

Anthony Tarantino is seen hitting the Keep It Silent.

Here comes the (BOOM!)

Sean Classic is seen hitting the Instant Classic.

Here comes the
Ya'll don't really want it now (BOOM!)

Ben Zenith is seen hitting the Burning Hammer and then posing with the NBA World Title.

The scene cuts to the ring, where Hannah Harper is standing by with Dean Baxter and several NBA officials. There are four awards on a table in the ring. Hannah has the microphone in her hand. The crowd begins to boo her.

Hannah: Hush now please, I want to....

The crowd begins to boo even louder, as Hannah appears upset.

Hannah: Fine, now that you got that out of your systems...SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!!! Tonight, we are going to start things off by giving away THREE of biggest awards here in the NBA. The NBA Superstar To Watch In 2008 Award, The NBA's Most Inspirational Superstar of 2007 Award, and the NBA Hottie Of The Year 2007 Award!!!

The crowd begins to cheer loudly at the announcement.

Al: WOW! What a way to open things up tonight!

Hannah: Ladies and gentlemen, first allow me to introduce, being led towards the ring by his wife, Erin Everhart, and his manager, "The Mastermind" Ian Mason, here is "The Oracle" Ethan Everhart!!!

Ethan's theme music plays, as the lights go out. They immediately go back on, and all three are magically standing in the center of the ring. Erin and Ian look around as they are not sure how they got there. The crowd cheers and applauds the trick.

Hannah: Allow me also to introduce, The Amazingly beautiful, magnificently gorgeous, MISSY MONROE!!!!

Seth: Wow, is she sure that she used enough adjectives to describe her? Sheesh, what was that about?

Missy's theme music plays, as she is accompanied by Jimmy Ice, Matt Monroe, and Bevvy Monroe. The crowd erupts in massive cheers. They enter the ring and Hannah has a sly smile on her face, as she tries to greet Missy. Missy ignores her, as she walks past Hannah and greets Erin Everhart. Ethan and Jimmy shake hands, but eye one another.

Seth: How rude.

Al: Missy is no dummy, she's not going to shake hands with Satan herself.

Seth: What the hell is that rookie, Matt Monroe doing there?

Al: He's Missy's cousin...remember?

Seth: Hmph.

Hannah: Okay, first, on behalf of the NBA, I'd like to congratulate Ethan Everhart for winning The NBA Superstar To Watch In 2008 Award, and TYING for The NBA's Most Inspirational Superstar of 2007 Award with Missy.

The crowd cheers as Ethan is handed the two awards. He is given the microphone as well. The crowd begins to chant, "Speech, speech, speech!"

Ethan: I want to thank the fans, for without them, there is no New Breed Alliance. Thank you for voting.
I want to thank my manager, Ian Mason. Sometimes he interferes when he shouldn't, but I know he means well. Thanks bud. We've been through alot together man. There's alot more that awaits us along the way.
Finally, I want to thank the inspiration of my life, my lovely wife Erin. Without her, I would probably have no other reason to fight on. Thanks hon. Thanks for always pushing me to be better and sharing in my dreams.

The crowd cheers as Ethan kisses his wife. Hannah takes back the microphone.

Hannah: How...nice. NOW, let me introduce to you the NBA HOTTIE OF THE YEAR, FOR A THIRD STRAIGHT YEAR, and who also TIED FOR THE NBA's Most Inspirational Superstar of 2007 Award....THE NBA WOMEN'S CHAMPION.....MISSY MONROE!!! WOOOOO!!!!!

Al: Huh? Where did that come from?

Seth: HA!

Hannah gives Missy the microphone, as the crowd stand to their feet and give Missy a huge ovation. Jimmy gives her a hug and a kiss as Hannah looks on. Bevvy and Matt also applaud and congratulate Missy.Ethan, Erin and Ian also congratulate her, and then they leave the ring.

Missy: Uh....thanks, for that unique introduction...NOT.
FAMILY. NBA is a Family. It's true that this year has been one of best years...EVER. I've won more awards than I can count, but honestly, what makes each and every award so special, is that I am able to share it with MY family. My cousin Matt, my little sister, Bevvy, and my fiancee, the wind beneath my wings, Jimmy Ice.

The crowd cheers.

Missy: There are two people missing in this picture though, and that is two people that I have considered family for a long time. They are very special to me....Ben Zenith and Beverly Hyatt!

The crowd once again cheers, but Missy is a bit sadden by their absence.

Missy: I just want to say.....

Suddenly, all the microphones are cut off. Missy tries to speak, but nothing. Then, without warning, I Got Money by 50 Cent plays in the arena. And on the Titantron, we see Bobby Money, Mark Mayhem, Selena and Saint Omen in the NBA truck. The fans boo loudly.

Bobby: (Imitating Missy) "I just want to say, that ya'll like me, you really like me, even though I'm a two cent whore, with a one cent boyfriend!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! GET SERIOUS! Nobody here gives a CRAP about your silly little awards Missy, or for this stupid Award show! The fact that Bobby Money didn't win an award is a damn travesty! I DEMAND A RECOUNT!!!!

The crowd boos loudly. Jimmy, Missy, Matt, Bevvy and even Hannah Harper appear upset. Missy however, looks at Hannah as though she may have had something to do with it.

Bobby: Tonight, WE are taking over this show! That's right, Tonight is THE BOBBY MONEY AWARD SHOW! Starring me....BOBBY MONEY! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Now let the show....BEGIN! But FIRST, a word from our sponsors.

The scene fades to a commercial break as Bobby has a huge sinister grin on his face.

Back from the break, we see Romeo Galaxy in the ring with even more "Space Hoes" than usual. He is even surrounded by several of his own personal security guards, that are dressed like pimps. Bobby Money begins to walk down the aisle, as the crowd boos. He walks up to Seth Jordan, and his old broadcast partner, Al Albert.

Seth: Hey Al, it's your old " broadcast partner" Bobby Money. Didn't he used to be.... HOLY SHIT!!!

Without warning Bobby knocks out Al Albert with a single punch, and takes his headset. The crowd boos loudly.

Bobby: Is this piece of crap on?

Seth: I have just been joined by THE Bobby Money! Bobby, you're my hero.

Bobby: As I should be. Everyone in this forsaken planet should aspire to be like me.

Seth: I agree. Let's go to our first match, shall we?

Bobby: Take it away, Dean BASTARD! Hahahaha!!!

Seth: HA! Good one. And I like your laugh too.

Dean: This match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first in the ring at this time, weighing in at 220lbs....ROMEO GALAXY. His opponent, coming to the ring at this time, from Lincoln, Nebraska, weighing in at 265lbs....KENUA!!!

Suddenly, the following theme plays in the arena speaker and on the big screen. Seth and Bobby laugh hysterically. Kenua never comes out.


Seth: OH MY GUT HURTS!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU'RE A FUCKIN GENIUS!! OOPS, I'm not supposed to say that word on Television.

Bobby: It's okay, you won't get censored, I got Mark Mayhem, Saint Omen and Selena working the truck now.

Seth: FUCK, FUCK, FUCKITY FUCK, FUCK, FUCK FUUUUUUUCCCKKKK!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! I'm overdoing it ain't I?

Bobby: Uhhhh...yeah.

Romeo continues to wait, but Kenua never comes out. The referee gives Kenua till the count of ten to come out, or he forfiets the match.

One....Two...Three...Four...Five....Six.....Seven.....Eight.....Nine..... TEN!!!

**DING, DING, DING!!!**

Romeo and his "Juliets" begin to jump up and down in joy for Romeo's victory. The crowd boos loudly.

Dean: Here is your winner, as a result of a forfiet....ROMEO GALAXY!

Bobby: (Exaggerating the call) WHAT AN UPSET, BY GAWD!!! HOLY CHICKEN WINGS AND BBQ!! KENUA IS A LOSER!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Romeo grabs the microphone from Dean's hand and pushes him out of the ring.

Romeo: Kenua is just scared, because he knows that if he would've came out here, I woulda got Galactic on his sorry ass!

Seth: AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Romeo: Ain't nobody got the testicles to face me?

Bobby grabs a microphone of his own.

Bobby: Congratulations Romeo! I just have to say one thing, "OH Kenua, Kenua, where art THOU my Kenua? HAHAHA!!! I'll tell you where he is....Knocked out in the back as usual, by yours truly! Look!

Kenua is seen still in his street clothes, and bleeding profusely from his head in the parking lot. Medics are seen tending to him. The crowd is upset as they boo.

Bobby: But since you want a match sooo badly, tonight I got the perfect opponent for you! OUR VERY OWN COLOR COMMENTATOR...MR. ENTERTAINMENT....SETH JORDAN!! SETH, GET YOUR ASS IN THERE!!!

Seth: Huh?

Bobby: Trust me.

Bobby is caught by the camera man passing something to Seth Jordan, as he whispers something into his ear. Seth enters the ring with a smile on his face, as Romeo appears confident that he can defeat the color commentator. Romeo and Seth stand face to face, waiting for the bell to ring. Bobby pushes the timekeeper aside, and is ready to ring the bell.

Bobby: Okay, on the count of three! One....Two.......

Suddenly, Seth nails Romeo Galaxy with a pair of Brass Knucks, KNOCKING HIM OUT COLD.

Bobby: THREE!

**DING, DING, DING**

Seth picks up an unconscious Romeo Galaxy, and nails him with Matt Monroe's finisher....The Widow Maker.

One...

Two...

....Three!!!

**DING, DING, DING**

The crowd boos loudly as Seth raises his hand in victory, and continues to mock Matt Monroe in the ring. Suddenly...

“The song that angels sing…
The spell that calls, THE GATHERING”

The lights go off, as the crowd erupts. They are back on, and we see The Gathering in the ring, their faces disguised. Bobby appears to have disappeared. Seth lets out a scream. They begin to beat up Seth Jordan, The Juliets, and Romeo's Security.There is total carnage everywhere, as the scene fades to a commercial break.

NBA HALL OF FAME promo is shown.

NBA RESURGENCE PPV promo is shown.

Back from a delayed commercial break, there are bodies laid out all over the ring area as NBA officials, referees and extra security, try to bring order, and slowly try carrying out the huge unconscious bodies of the "Juliets", as well as Romeo's personal security. Medics are trying to revive an unconscious Seth Jordan. Al Albert is sitting at the broadcast table, with a huge black eye, and a scrape across his forehead. He appears still very dazed.

Al: Ohhh, we're back. In the ring right now, we have Bobby Money. Owww, My whole LIFE hurts right now, that damn Bobby.

Bobby: Listen everyone, I apologize for all of this. This was not in the program, but I promise to restore order here as soon as possible. Don't mind those masked idiots, The Gathering. They're just jealous, because even The Space Hoes look better than them. Hahahaha!!! For now, let's go on with MY show, and the next match, which I will announce, "Ahem!" Introducing first, in the ring at this time, HE IS A FAT SLOB, HE IS MOMMA'S BOY AND A QUEER, HE IS THE STUPIDEST WRESTLER ON THE FACE OF THIS PLANET, HE IS KEVIN "I'M REALLY A COWARD" CONTAGIOUS!!!!

The crowd boos as Kevin is visibly upset over the introduction.

Bobby: From Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 180, LEAN, MEAN, pounds. He is your favorite Puerto Rican....and mine too, HE IS THE PATRON SAINT OF PUNK....HERE IS....SAINT OMEN!!! YEAH!!!

The End of Heartache by Killswitch Engage plays over the arena speakers. Kevin is looking by the entrance to see Omen when he comes out, but Omen comes through the crowd, jumps over the barricade and into the ring. Bobby leaves the ring as the referee calls for the start of the match.

**DING, DING, DING**

Omen catches an unaware Kevin Courageous behind the head with a vicious Enzeguri that sends him to the outside, hard.

Al: Oh, what a cheap shot! Kevin didn't see that one coming. Just like I didn't see that punch by Bobby coming.

Omen begins to show a vicious side, as he picks up Kevin and hits him with a Somoan drop on the steel ramp. The crowd reacts with a shocked, "OHH!!!" Omen looks wildly at the crowd, as they react with boos. Omen throws Kevin back inside the ring. He waits for Kevin to stand up, to connect with a standing drop kick, but as he delivers the move, Kevin moves out of the way, causing Omen to miss and come down hard. Kevin begins to pump himself up. He picks up Omen and begins to connect with several rights and lefts. However, Omen kicks Kevin in the gut and connects with A Blessing in Disguise. Omen isn't through yet, as he climbs the ropes and comes off with The OMEN SPLASH!

One...

Two.....

THREE!!!!!!!!

**DING, DING, DING**

Bobby: Here is your winner.....SAINT OMEN!!!HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Bobby congratulates Omen with a high five. Omen leaves the ring to join Mark Mayhem in the truck. Bobby tries to revive Kevin Courageous by slapping him.

Bobby: HEY LOSER, GET YOUR ASS OUTOF MY RING.....NOW!!!!

Bobby grabs Kevin by the tights and tosses him to the outside. As he does, the crowd boos.

Bobby: You know, tonight I was going to face that idiot, Eddie G. The "G" stands for "Green card", which he doesn't have. That's why he couldn't be here tonight, since his ass had to be deported back to Mexico. HAHAHAHA!!!! But since he is actually too much of a coward to show up tonight, I have a clip of his latest film with Kenua, it's called...CULERO!!! Roll the clip Mark!!!



The crowd boos loudly as Bobby laughs hysterically. Suddenly, Eddie runs to the ring in his street clothes. The crowd goes ballistic as Eddie pounces on Bobby, giving him a plethora of punches to the forehead.

Al: YEAH, KICK HIS ASS, EDDIE!!!! "Cough!" Ow, it hurts when I yell.

Bobby rolls out of the ring, as Eddie grabs the mic.

Eddie: Orale, Good one Bobby. Somehow you managed to get my original flight canceled, so I wouldn't get here on time and be forced to forfeit the match, but I'm here right now, and whether you like it or not, THE MATCH IS STILL ON!!!

Al: ALRIGHT!!! By the way folks, we know that wasn't Eddie G's latest film. I think it was Bobby Money and Mark Mayhem. Quick, someone get me a barf bag.

The crowd erupts in cheers as Bobby appears upset. The scene fades to a commercial break.

Al: Stay tuned for this one folks!!! We'll be right back.

NBA HALL OF FAME promo is once again shown.

[Ben Zenith]

Back from commercial break.

Al: We are back and this match is officially underway. This one has been brewing for some time now. It's no secret that Eddie is pissed. He was screwed out of his Tag Team Championship several weeks ago by Money and Mayhem, and this week...He wants REVENGE!

**DING, DING, DING**

Eddie begins to chase Bobby around the ring, as Mark Mayhem runs down the aisle to attack Eddie. Eddie sees Mark coming and Drop kicks him in the leg, causing him to fall flat on his face. The crowd is going nuts. Eddie picks up Mark and begins to punch away at the seven footer. Bobby runs back into the ring and sees his opportunity, as he leaps over the ropes with a HUGE SUICIDE DIVE! BUT, Eddie sides steps Bobby, causing Bobby to run dive right into Mark Mayhem. Eddie pumps up the crowd even further, as he climbs to the top ropes, waits for both Bobby and Mark to get up, and nails both men with a HUGE MOONSAULT!!! The crowd pops to their feet, and begin to chant, "NBA!!! NBA!!! NBA!!! NBA!!!"

Al: But wait a minute! Here comes that bitch SELENA!!! She has a steel chair in her hand! BUT WAIT!!! THIS CROWD IS ELECTRIC!!!! LOOK WHO'S COMING OUT!!!!!!

Ben Zenith comes running to ring side to snatch the chair out of Selena's hand, who backs up in fear. Jimmy Ice runs past Ben and and hits Mark Mayhem with a Lou Thesz Press, and begins to repeatedly punch away on his forehead.

Al: THIS HAS BROKEN LOOSE!!!! THE REFEREE MIGHT THROW THIS MATCH OUT COMPLETELY!!!! SOMEONE GET ME SOME TYLENOL.....NOWWW!!!!!!

Eddie and Bobby trade punches on the outside, but as Eddie appears to get the best of Bobby, Bobby trips up Eddie with a drop toe hold and causes him to hit the steel steps. As all this is going on, Announcer Seth Jordan joins Al Albert. Bobby sees Jimmy Ice, and sneaks up behind the Major League Champion.

Seth: What did I miss while I was out? OHHHH MYYY GAWWWD!!!!! THIS IS BEDLAM!!!!

Al: Good morning to you too Seth!

Ben Zenith pushes Selena out of the way, as he runs down the aisle with the chair over his head.

Al: WHAT THE HELL IS THE WORLD CHAMPION DOING!?!

Seth: HE'S GONNA HIT JIMMY ICE!!!

Al: NOOOO!!!!!

Jimmy sees Ben coming and moves out of the way, as Ben hits Bobby Money, who is behind Jimmy Ice, across the head with the steel chair. The shot sends Bobby crashing to the ground.

Seth: OWWW!!!!! I felt that from here!

**DING, DING, DING**

Al: WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED!!??!!

Jimmy grabs the chair from Ben's hand and both men are in each other's face.

Seth: I think that chair was meant for Jimmy.

Al: NO WAY!!! Jimmy was about to be jumped from behind by Bobby! He was just trying to help him. BUT WHY DID THEY RING THE BELL??

Seth: Isn't it obvious?

Dean Baxter: As a result of a disqualification, here is your winner....BIG TIME....BOBBY MONEY!!!!

Al: NOOO!!!

Jimmy Ice and Ben Zenith continue to scream at each other as they both enter the ring. They now both have microphones in their hands. Bobby Money is helped to the back by Mark Mayhem and Selena.

Seth: This is about to get explosive!!!

Al: You're not kidding.

Jimmy: What the hell was that about Ben? You were trying to take my head off!!!

Ben: Hey, I was aiming for Bobby!

Jimmy: It didn't look that way to me! Besides, why did you need a steel chair to do that? You talk about not trusting ME, but maybe you're the one that shouldn't be trusted.

The crowd instigates with a loud sound of, "OHHH!!!"

Ben: Wait a minute here, Jim. You may have Missy's trust, but you haven't earned anything with me, yet! Not until I figure this whole mess out. I love Missy like a sister, and I'm starting to doubt if you're the best thing for her.

Crowd: OHHHH!!!

Jimmy: WHAT? Well, maybe you're not the best thing for Bevvy! Especially since you're still kissing Hyatt's ass.

Crowd: "OHHH!!!!! FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!!!"

Al: This....is....going....to....get....FUGLY.

Both men are eye to eye. Missy, Bevvy, Matt and several other officials come between both men. Suddenly, Eddie is up, and the microphone is in hands as he appears pissed off.

Eddie: ORALE. IF YOU TWO EGOS ARE THROUGH PLAYING DAYS OF OUR LIVES. The only one who should be pissed off is ME!!! Ben, you BIG FUCKING PRICK....

Crowd: OHHHHH!!!!!

Eddie: You cost me another match, esse! I have just about had it with your dumb ass!!!! Well Champ, I WANT YOU to remember, that when Eddie G is at his best, NO ONE CAN BEAT ME!!! Not Bobby Money, not Jimmy Ice, NOT EVEN YOU CAN BEAT ME!!! SAY HELLO TO THE OLD EDDIE G!!!! And guess what? OLD EDDIE IS COMING TO GET HIS NBA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE...BACK!!!!!

Seth: Did he just say, THE OLD EDDIE? Oh.....shit.

Jimmy stares at Ben, as Ben Stares at Jimmy and then at Eddie. Eddie stares at Ben. Everyone looks pissed.

Al: We have to go to another commercial break folks, BUT DON'T GO ANYWHERE!!!

Another NBA HALL OF FAME promo is shown. The date of February 23, 2008 is also shown this time.

Back from commercial break, we are taken to the dressing room of Sean Classic, the NBA Universal Media Champion. He is dressed in jeans, his Classic logo T-shirt, and dark tinted sunglasses. The NBA Universal Media Title Belt is perched upon his right shoulder. He is joined by Natural's former ring announcer, now turned backstage reporter, Gwen Diamond. The crowd cheers when they see Sean.

Gwen: Sean, you have been in quite a roll of late. Last year, you defeated a HOT Ethan Everhart to become the NBA World Television Champion. You then went on to defeat Saint Omen and Anthony Tarantino for the NEW Internet Championship and The FTW Extreme Championship, to unify all three titles and become the first ever NBA Universal Media Champion. You also defeated an incredibly tough opponent in Tony Maverick last week. I guess my question to you is....What's next for Sean Classic?

Sean: You know Gwen, for a chick who used to get her kicks being molested by Mr. Natural in the ring, you just asked a very smart question. What's next for Sean? Well, what does any wrestler aspire to become one day?

Gwen: Ummmm....famous?

Sean: Pretty good answer, but no. The answer is...THE WORLD CHAMPION! I heard Eddie earlier putting his hat in for the championship, but sorry Eddie, I am not going to take a back seat to NO ONE! My time is NOW! Ben, I know you're hearing this, so listen up real good. SEAN CLASSIC IS TAKING THE NEXT STEP!!! We've never had the opportunity to face one another here in the NBA, but all you need to do to change that is by putting your John Hancock on a contract, and whatever the stipulations, whatever the style of match, wherever you want it to take place, I'LL BE THERE....TO BECOME....THE NEWWWW.... NBA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!

Gwen: You heard it here first!

The Scene cuts to a promo of a new NBA acquisition...FLAME. We see the wrestler in Japan, raising the PWI Championship belt, and defeating several wrestlers with his finisher, Scorched! The scene cuts to the words, "FLAME, Coming Soon to the NBA."

The scene fades to the ring where we see that Ben Zenith and Jimmy Ice have calmed down considerably, but not totally. A table is once again in the ring, filled with NBA Awards. Hannah Harper is in the ring and she is also joined by Dave McIntyre, Missy, Bevvy, Ethan Everhart, Craig Lovecraft, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Donald Trump, Holly, Bridget and Kendra from Playboy's Girls Next Door, along with massive security. Hannah has the microphone in her hands, and as usual, the crowd boos her.

Hannah: Okay, I want to apologize for the mess that Bobby Money has been causing tonight. Hopefully, he's gotten it out of his system, and he won't be causing any trouble tonight. Let's go on with the Award Ceremony that was interupted. First, I'd like to introduce Dwayne Johnson and Donald Trump who are going to present the NBA MATCH OF THE YEAR 2007!!!


The crowd applauds both men, but cheer loudly for Dwayne Johnson, who smiles at the crowd as he holds the microphone and a plaque in his hand, while Donald holds two.

Seth: Have I ever told you how much I hate "The Rock."

Al: Uh, yes. Hundreds of times.

Dwayne: Thank you, thank you. I was glad to be given this opportunity to present this award to three gentlemen who last year put on one HELL of a match.

Donald: Yes Dwayne, and it happened to be the last match of the year 2007. It was also for what would be called the NBA Major League Championship.

Dwayne: History was made, which was why we're here tonight to present the NBA Match of the year to.....

Donald: Craig Lovecraft, Ethan Everhart and Iron Man Jimmy Ice!!!

The crowd stands up to cheer and applaud as all three men recieve their awards. Dwayne Johnson greets Jimmy Ice and Missy, as Donald Trump greets Lovecraft and Everhart. Parts of the match is shown on the tron. Afterwards, the crowd is seen giving a standing ovation to the three NBA Superstars.

Hannah: Congratulations gentlemen, it was a great match. Next we have Jimmy Ice, who will be presenting the Best New NBA Superstar of 2007.

Jimmy appears to be more relaxed as he takes the microphone in his hand.

Jimmy: In my estimation, the name of the award, which is called, "Best New NBA Superstar of 2007", is right, because he is no newcomer to the sport. He is someone who deserves this award. It is my pleasure to present.....DAVE MCINTYRE, with the award for the Best New NBA Superstar of 2007!!!

The crowd agrees with the decision as they applaud. Dave and Jimmy shake hands. Jimmy hands Dave the microphone.

Dave: Jimmy, if there was anyone that I wanted to present me with this award, it was you. Coming here late in 2007 to win the NBA United States Championship in my first match was admittingly pretty sweet. Those that know my history, know that Jimmy Ice and I, know each other fairly well. In fact, he's the one who invited me to come here, and I'm glad he did. Now that 2007 is over, what can you expect from Dave McIntyre in 2008? Just stay tuned and find out, because you haven't seen anything yet. There is one other thing I want to say.

Dave walks over to Ethan Everhart, who curls his fist.

Dave: If you thought that our match last week was the end of it, you are dead wrong Ethan. March 1st, 2008! That is when NBA's first pay per view, RESURGENCE, will be on, and I am challenging you...TO ROUND TWO!!!!

Crowd: OHHHH!!!

Al: WOW!!!

Seth: These guys are serious.

Ethan asks for the microphone, and Dave obliges. The crowd begin to chant, "JUST SAY YES!! JUST SAY YES!!!"

Ethan: You got it.

Al: HE SAID YES!!!

The crowd erupts in cheers as both men eye each other. Hannah is given the microphone, as security comes between both men.

Hannah: GENTLEMEN, please calm down. Now that we've taken care of that. Let's give the microphone to the lovely Missy Monroe, as she will be presenting the Best Returning NBA Superstar of 2007.

Seth: Lovely? Hannah must have meant that sarcastically.

Al: Well, she is lovely.

Missy is given the microphone as the crowd chants, "YOU'RE A HOTTIE!!" **Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap**

Missy: Okay guys, thank you. Tonight it's my pleasure to present this special award to the most special man in my life. He is someone that I can truly say, is the sunshine of my life. He came here to help me look for a friend, and it's no secret that wherever he goes, success follows. He is my future husband, my fiancee.....JIMMY ICE!!!!

The crowd erupts in cheers, as Jimmy is given the award by Missy, who gives him a BIG kiss and a hug. Hannah looks on, and doesn't appear to be pleased. She quickly tries to rush things along, as to not allow Jimmy Ice to speak.

Hannah: AHEM!!! Okay, OKAY, enough of that now. We still have a Main Event to get to, so save that energy for the match, you two. Let's go to our final award of the night....THE NBA'S MVP OF 2007!!! Here to present the award is none other than Holly, Bridget and Kendra from Playboy's Girls Next Door.



The guys in the arena stand to their feet and cheer loudly for the three lovely ladies. Each of them are holding a microphone.

Holly: First of all, we are sorry that Hef couldn't be here, but he sent us with an invitation to everyone at the NBA Locker room, to join us for a huge after party at the Playboy Mansion!

The crowd cheers loudly, as some begin to chant, "CAN I GO, CAN I GO!!??!!"

Kendra: Well, we like it when the NBA Hotties kick butt, WOOOO!! But, tonight this award goes to a man that needs no introductions. A pretty hot looking man, if I do say so myself, damn.

Bridget: Holly and Kendra know that I have had the BIGGEST crush on this guy since the first time I laid eyes on him. He happens to be my favorite wrestler, and this year he is the NBA MVP OF 2007......

Holly, Kendra & Bridget: BEN ZENITH!!!!

The crowd erupts in massive cheers and give Ben a standing ovation, as Ben is given the award. Holly, Kendra and most especially Bridget begin to all hug and innocently quickie kiss Ben Zenith, simultaneously while giggling. Bevvy looks on, at first cheering, but then a bit upset, as the girls continue to hug Ben. She grabs Ben away from the three girls and gives him a HUGE kiss of her own, on the lips, that he obviously appreciates more. The crowd goes nuts, as they shout, "WOOOOO!!!!!" Missy's eyes open wide in anger and she pulls Bevvy away from Ben.

Missy: BEVVY, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?! WHAT IS THIS!?!

Bevvy: I....um....

Ben: Missy, I can explain.

Missy: You stay out of this mister, I'm talking to my little sister.

Embarassed, and not being able to explain her actions to Missy, Bevvy storms out of the ring, with Ben running right behind her, as he leaves his award behind.

Seth: AHAHAHAHAHHA!!!

Al: Will you please stop that?

Seth: Sorry, couldn't help it.

Jimmy is seen trying to calm Missy. Dave is seen arguing with Ethan. Craig is seen flirting with Holly, Kendra and Bridget. Hannah looks upset.

Al: This has been one interesting Award Show! But it's not over yet folks, cause up next we have our MAIN EVENT.....MIXED TAG MAYHEM!!!

Seth: And why is it called MIxed Tag Mayhem?

Al: It is an Intergender tag match where all four contestants are in at the same time, and it is legal for the men to compete with the women.

Seth: Then I can't wait for Mayhem to smash Missy's ugly ass face in. HAHAHAHAHAA!!!


The scene fades to a commercial break.

[Ben Zenith]

One last NBA HALL OF FAME promo is shown with the date of February 23, 2008.

Back from commercial break, we see Missy and Jimmy still in the ring, as there match is next. Bobby comes through the crowd and once again joins Al Albert and Seth Jordan. The crowd boos loudly.

Bobby: BOO!!!

Al: AAAHHH!!!!

Bobby: Gotcha. Damn Al, you're too easy. HAHAHAHAHAH!

Seth: HAHAHAHA!!!

Al: Are you going to hit me again? Please don't.

Bobby: I just gave you a love tap before, if I really wanted to punch you, you wouldn't still be here doing your crummy play-by-play, Big Al.

Al: UH, OH! Jimmy is looking over here at you, Bobby.

Jimmy: Let that dumb bastard look all he want! He just better not do anything, or I will Kick his ass.

Jimmy sees Bobby and comes out after him, but suddenly Replica By: Fear Factory plays, and Mark Mayhem, along with Selena, run down the entrance ramp to meet up with Jimmy Ice and Missy. Missy dives over the top ropes with a spectacular SUICIDE PLANCHA, catching Selena by surprise. Mark and Jimmy begin to punch away at each other.

**DING, DING, DING**

Al: THIS HAS BEEN ONE OF THE CRAZIEST NBA SHOWS EVER!!! THIS MATCH BROKE DOWN, EVEN BEFORE IT GOT UNDERWAY!!!!

Bobby: COME ON MARK!!!

Seth: YEAH, COME ON MARK!!!

Jimmy begins to get the upperhand on Mark Mayhem, nailing him with a vicious left hook that stuns the big man. Jimmy throws Mark back inside the ring, as Missy and Selena continue to fight on the outside. The crowd jump to their feet, as Jimmy calls for THE CLASSIC IRONMAN early in the match, but Mark powers his way out with Stiff Elbows to the side of Jimmy's head, followed by a Right Hook that staggers Jimmy. Mark bounces off the ropes and tries to take Jimmy's head off with a huge BIG BOOT, but Jimmy Ducks and nails Mark with a stunning IRON SLAM!!! Jimmy goes for the cover.

ONE!!!

TWO!!!!

NOOO!!!! Mark powers out, and now tries to put distance between himself and Jimmy. The camera jumps to Missy and Selena, who trade Chops on the outside.

Selena chops Missy!

Crowd: WOOO!!!

Missy chops Selena back, as the thunderous blow is heard throughout the arena.

Crowd: WOOOOOO!!!!

Selena chops Missy across the neck.

Crowd: WOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Missy retaliates with a vicious chop across the FACE of Selena.

Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Al: MY GOODNESS, THESE WOMEN ARE KILLING EACH OTHER WITH THOSE CHOPS!!! BUT SELENA IS GETTING THE WORST OF THAT EXCHANGE.

Seth: (Giggles) Did you see the way their puppies bounced on that last chop?

Al: PLEASE KEEP YOUR MIND ON THE MATCH, SETH!!

Selena connects with a European uppercut on Missy, that momentarily staggers her. Selena tries to whip Missy against the ring apron, but at the last second, Missy picks up her right foot against the ring apron, stopping the momentum. Selena runs in for a clothesline, but Missy quickly turns around and connects with the SCORE!!!!

Al: SCORE!!! SCORE!!!! SCORE!!!!

Missy pulls up Selena by the hair and throws her in the ring. Missy hooks her legs for the cover.

ONE!!!!

TWO!!!!!!

THRRR.........NOOOOO!!!! Just as Mayhem circled the ring, he noticed the pin cover and pulls Missy off of Selena. The crowd shouts, "OHHH!!" As they were sure it was over. Mark measures Missy for a huge punch, but suddenly, JIMMY TACKLES MARK DOWN, HARD! The back of Mark's head hits the safety rail.

Seth: OHHHH!!! I felt that.

Bobby: CRAP!!! THIS ISN'T HOW IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE!!! DAMN THAT FREAKIN IRON GAG!!!! THAT PUNK IS RUINING EVERYTHING!!!

Missy quickly goes to the top, while Selena is still down. She leaps with a perfect SWANTON DIVE THAT CAUSES THE FANS TO JUMP TO THEIR FEET, but misses as Selena moves out of the way at the last second.

Crowd: "OHHH!!!"

Selena goes for the cover.

ONE!!!

TWO!!!

NOOO!!!! MISSY KICKS OUT WITH AUTHORITY!

Bobby: Damn, that Missy is a freak of nature.

Al: That's why they call her "Super Girl!"

Bobby: (Mocking Al) "That's why they call her Super Girl!" SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

Jimmy has Mark down in the outside. He looks around, as the wild crowd gets even louder. He kicks Mark's arms together, crosses his arms, jumps over Mark's body one time, and comes back for a VINTAGE IRON MAN ON THE OUTSIDE!!!!

Al: VINTAGE IRON MAN!!!! VINTAGE IRON MAN!!!! VINTAGE IRON MAN!!!! VINTAGE IRON MAN!!!!

Seth: YO, YO, YO, WE GET IT, OKAY!!??!! Is he always like this?

Bobby: Oh, always.

The crowd erupts with chants of, "HOLY SHIT!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!" Inside the ring, Selena has Missy prepped for the BITCH KICK, but Missy ducks, and connects with a KRYPTONITE KUTTER THAT CAUSES THE ENTIRE ARENA TO EXPLODE!!!

Al: KRYPTONITE KUTTER!!!! KRYPTONITE KUTTER!!!! KRYPTONITE KUTTER!!!! YES FOLKS, BEFORE TONIGHT IS OVER, I WILL HAVE A CORONARY!!!! THE CROWD IS GOING NUTS. THEY KNOW THAT THIS MATCH IS OVER!!! AND I'M GOING TO THE NBA AWARD SHOW AFTER PARTY AT THE PLAYBOY MANSION AFTER THIS!!!

Bobby: Okay, if any of my guys in truck can hear me, GET OUT HERE ASAP!!! CODE RED!!!! CODE RED!!!

Bobby grabs the microphone and begins to pass money to the crowd, trying to distract both Missy and Jimmy.

Bobby: (On the microphone) Okay, fifty bucks for everyone who yells, JIMMY SUCKS with me, COME ON EVERYONE!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!! WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU PEOPLE!??!! Okay, okay, how about MISSY SUCKS!!! NO!!??!! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

The fans take Bobby's money but refuse to chant as they begin to chant in unison....

Crowd: BOBBY SUCKS!!!!! BOBBY SUCKS!!!!! BOBBY SUCKS!!!!! BOBBY SUCKS!!!!! BOBBY SUCKS!!!!! BOBBY SUCKS!!!!! BOBBY SUCKS!!!!!

Al: BOBBY SUCKS!!!!! BOBBY SUCKS!!!!! BOBBY SUCKS!!!!! BOBBY SUCKS!!!!! BOBBY SUCKS!!!!! BOBBY SUCKS!!!!! BOBBY SUCKS!!!!!

Both Missy and Jimmy chase after Bobby Money who escapes by leaping over the barricade. Both Missy and Jimmy grab headsets as they begin to do commentary in the middle of the match, as both Selena and Mark are still down.

Missy: THIS IS QUITE A SLOBBER KNOCKER IF I EVER SAW ONE JIMBO!!!!

Jimmy: PUPPIES!!!! WOO-HOO!!! YOU'RE RIGHT MISSY, THIS IS PANDEMONIUM GOING WILD!!! STONE COLD!!! STONE COLD!!!!

Missy: Seriously baby, what do you think of all the childish things that Bobby has been saying about you? I think he even threw in a few "Yo Momma" jokes at you in one of his promos.

Jimmy: Bobby's Momma is so FAT!!!

Missy: How FAT IS SHE!?!

Jimmy: She's so FAT, I had to take two trains and a bus to get on the bitches good side!!

Al: AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHA!!!!

Seth: Hey, that's not funny! You two ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!!!

Missy: No problem Sethy, but before we leave, I just want to tell you that my cousin Matt has been hearing all the doragatory remarks you've been making about him, and he has a message for you.

Seth: Oh yeah, what's that?

BAM! MISSY CONNECTS WITH A RIVETING SUPER-GIRL KICK THAT KNOCKS SETH FROM HIS CHAIR! The crowd erupts in utter glee.

Jimmy: (Imitating Al) SUPER-GIRL KICK!!! SUPER-GIRL KICK!!! SUPER-GIRL KICK!!! (Imitating Seth) HAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!! Let's go finish this match, Sweety.

Missy: Sure thing, Cutey Pie.

Jimmy: Pumpkin.

Missy: Honey.

Jimmy: You Ssssexy beast.

Missy: Raaawwwrrrr!!!!

Jimmy: Meeeoooww!!!!

Mark and Selena are both back in the ring and still dazed. Jimmy and Missy high five Al and run back into the ring, the crowd is going apeshit. Missy trips up Selena with a Drop toe hold and quickly goes for the FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE SUBMISSION MOVE.
Mark kicks Jimmy in the face, as he comes in. Mark calls for the MANIAC SLAM, but is caught with....


Al: CLASSIC IRONMAN!!!! CLASSIC IRONMAN!!!! CLASSIC IRONMAN!!!! THIS IS OVER!!! BUT WAIT!!!!

Bobby grabs Mark, and slides him out of the ring. Still wobbly, Mark can barely stand, BUT THEN THE CROWD IS IN UTTER SHOCK AS BOBBY PUNCHES MARK MAYHEM, SQUARE IN THE FACE, KNOCKING HIM TO THE FLOOR!!!

Al: WHAT THE HELL, THAT DAMN BASTARD, BOBBY MONEY, JUST PUNCHED HIS OWN PARTNER!!! WHY!!??!!

**DING, DING, DING!!!**

Dean: Here are your winners, as a result of a DISQUALIFICATION....MANIAC MARK MAYHEM & SELENA!!!!

The crowd boos in disgust as Bobby points and laughs at both Jimmy and Missy. Bobby grabs a microphone.

Bobby: Jimmy, you may not suck, BUT YOU SURE ARE STUPID!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! And Missy, YOU'RE STILL A BITCH!!! AHAHAAHAHHHAA!!!

Jimmy stares a hole into Bobby, until suddenly two recognizable figures come running from the back....MICHAEL & CHRISTOPHER....THE CHASE TWINS.

Al: THE CHASE TWINS ARE BACK!!??!!

The Chase Twin rush into the ring and begin to punch away at Jimmy, who is still furious with the decision and begins to counterpunch both men, gaining the upperhand, and eventually throwing both men over the ropes as Selena tackles Missy to the outside and begins to trade blows with the Women's Champ. Suddenly, Bobby comes into the ring and catches Jimmy with his own version of the CLASSIC IRONMAN!! The boos in the arena are now deafening. Bobby instructs both Chase Twins to hold Jimmy down, as he climbs to the top and connects with THE BIG PAY OFF TO THE BACK OF JIMMY.

Al: NOOOO!!!! Why isn't anyone coming out here!?!

Matt Monroe runs out, but is greeted by a BIG BOOT from a now revived, yet still dazed, Mark Mayhem. Saint Omen comes out to assist Bobby Money. Bevvy comes out and attacks Selena from behind with a REVERSE CHOKEHOLD!!! Finally, BEN ZENITH rushes from the back in his street clothes. He has a Steel Chair in hand, and THE CROWD IS GOING NUTS!

BAM!!! He knocks down Mark Mayhem!

BAM!!! He knocks down Michael Chase!

BAM!!! He knocks down Chris Chase!

He swings the chair at Bobby Money, but Bobby ducks and instead, Ben nearly hits Jimmy Ice who has slowly gotten back to his feet. Saint Omen carries a hurt Seth Jordan to the back, as Bobby escapes through the crowd. His laughter can still be heard through all the noise.
After a few moments, Selena, Mark, & The Chase Twins leave ringside. Missy, Matt, Bevvy, Ben and Jimmy are still in the ring. A still hurt Jimmy Ice asks for a microphone and so does Ben.

Jimmy: (Holding his back) You did it again, Ben! Look I think it's time we clear the air. I don't give a damn if you do trust me right now. I'll take care of that little pussy, Bobby Money, later! But right now, If you want a piece of me, JUST BRING THE SHIT ALREADY!!!

Crowd: OHHH!!!

Ben: Jimmy, how the hell am I supposed to trust someone that gets all buddy-buddy with a guy as evil, and as sadistic, as MR. NATURAL? Oh, I caught his last match with you! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ABOUT?

Crowd: OHHH!!!!

Jimmy: Is that a serious question? You know, for a P.I. you sure are dumb. Where the hell were you, during all of that? Natural had apologized for all his wrong doings. He came clean with me and Missy, which is a lot more than what I can say for you and Bev Hyatt right now.

Crowd: OHHH!!!!!

Ben: Jim, I THINK MAYBE BEV IS RIGHT!! You shouldn't be trusted at all!!! The way you came into the NBA, looking for Hyatt like some obsessed freak. How do we know you weren't looking for her, so that you could harm her?

Crowd: OHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Jimmy: Ben, you are pissing me off.

Crowd: OHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Ben: I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT HOW YOU FEEL RIGHT NOW!! I WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON!!??!!

Crowd: OHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jimmy swings at Ben but barely misses, and A Damn near riot breaks as both men begin to trade punches in the center of the ring. Tons of security, including NBA Officials, Missy, Bevvy, Matt, try to restrain both men, as they somehow manage to pull them apart.

Bevvy: GUYS, CALM DOWN!!! AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE FRIENDS!?! STOP THIS, PLEASE!!!

Missy: (Crying) PLEASE, I'M BEGGING YOU TWO TO STOP!!! YOU'RE BREAKING MY HEART!!!

Matt: IF MY COUSINS SAY STOP, YOU TWO BETTER STOP!!!!

Al: OH MY GOODNESS!!!! THIS IS FREAKIN NUTS!!!! I'M GONNA HAVE A STROKE IF THIS KEEPS UP!!! THIS IS INSANE!!! THIS SHOW IS GOING DOWN IN NBA HISTORY!!!! WHO'S RIGHT!!??!! WHO'S WRONG!!??!! SHIT, I DON'T KNOW!!! ALL I KNOW IS THAT THE SHIT HAS HIT THE FAN!!! THESE GUYS WANT TO TEAR EACH OTHER'S HEADS OFF!!!!! ONLY MISS HYATT CAN CLEAR THIS UP!!! BUT WHERE THE HELL IS SHE!!??!!

Al Albert takes a deep breath, and tries to relax.

Al: So much has happened tonight. I don't even know where to begin. All I can say folks is, DON'T MISS NBA RESURGENCE!! LIVE!! AND ONLY ON PAY PER VIEW!!! And don't miss our very special NBA Hall of Fame Ceremony on the 23rd. As for me, I'm going to the Playboy Mansion with the rest of the talent and GET MY FREAK ON!!!

Even more security arrive, and after a few moments, Ben walks to the back and into his dressing room, infuriated, to say the least.

Ben: Damn....Am I wrong, about Jimmy? It's as if everytime this happens, I feel like someone is over my shoulder, laughing at us.

The scene cuts Inside the lounge of a double-decker tour bus, a young man is dialing on a cell phone. His face is obscured by the camera angle, thus blocking his identity. He makes a call. Meanwhile, in an office, somewhere else in the world, Hannah Harper hears her cell phone ring, and answers it.

Hannah: Hello?

Voice: ...Who am I speaking to right now?

Hannah: This is Hannah.

Voice: …Er… Is Lacey there?

Hannah: Uhh… No. Are you sure you have the right number?

Voice: No, I probably mis-dialed. Sorry about the inconvenience. (hangs up)

Cut back to the man in the double-decker. He makes another call, this time to Ben Zenith.

Ben: Hello?

Voice: It's me. You gave me Beverly Hyatt's cell number, remember?

Ben: Yes.

Voice: Well Listen, I just called Beverly’s cell.

Ben: And?

Voice: I got Hannah Harper instead.

The expression on Ben's face says it all. The scene fades to the NBA Logo and then to black.

[Ben Zenith]

Comments are welcomed.

[Sean Classic]

OMG Are you kidding me? I loved this show!!! To be honest I though it was going to be one of th weakest shows this year because of the 2 jobber matches, but you guys proved me wrong. This was INCREDIBLE! This is why I say that this is an angle fed first:

- Awesome award show. Interruptions included.

- ROFLMAO!!! Bobby takes over the truck and the show. I love it when the bad guys take over the show once in a while. Thumbs wayyyyy up!

- The Gathering tear shit up again, including Seth, lol.

- Hannah is up to something....again!

- Ben and Jimmy come to blows ....I think I peed myself.

- Dave and Ethan....I peed myself again.

- Eddie and Sean put their hat in the World title hunt....Yep, definitly peed myself.

- Announcer Seth Jordan....I'm a fan.

- The Monroes.....first family of wrestling.

- Jimmy and Missy do commentary in the middle of the match ;D MY FAVORITE COUPLE RIGHT NOW!!! LMAO!!!

- At least 6 Comment of the nights. Can you name them?

- Ben & Bevvy, after the playboy chicks try to have their way with Ben..........oooooooohhhhhhh!!!!

- Lots of "!!!!!!!"

- Crowd chants was awesome!

- Eddie calls Ben, "A Fucking Prick!"

- I'm off to the after party boys, see you!

[Eddie G.]

classic said:

- Eddie calls Ben, "A Fucking Prick!"

Yes, but he's my fucking prick.


That clown video was loco man.

[Jimmy Ice]

Awesome show guys!!

Jimmy: Bobby's Momma is so FAT!!!

Missy: How FAT IS SHE!?!

Jimmy: She's so FAT, I had to take two trains and a bus to get on the bitches good side!!

absolutely hilarious!! I love it when Missy gives me awards and does commentary with me . . . and stuff.

[Big Time]

It was a great show wasn't it? "ahem" I helped you know. ;D

[Big Time]

oh shit you're right Jimmy, that joke was hilarious rofl!

[Ben Zenith]

lol Bobby, yes I have to give some credit to Bobby and Missy for their help. Missy provided the joke and some other ideas. Bobby had quite a few also that really helped out a lot. Thanks you two. But beware, I might be asking for your help in the near future lol

[Ben Zenith]

eddieg said:

classic said:

- Eddie calls Ben, "A Fucking Prick!"

Yes, but he's my fucking prick.

Thanks Eddie lol ....I think lol

[Matt Monroe]

that show was hilarious.