Post by Craig Lovecraft on Nov 20, 2007 23:35:08 GMT -5
*The show opens with massive pyros. The camera pans the screaming fans as they hold up signs such as “I STILL wanna titty fuck Missy!” “Ben, WTF?! Seriously!” and “CWC got FUCKED UP!!”. Finally, the announcers are shown.*
Marty: Welcome to the second ever edition of Fully Awesome Wrestling!! I’m Marty Douglas, along side my partner, Rob Haywood!
Rob: It’s great to be back here. Hopefully tonight we’ll actually get to see some wrestling and not constant brawling that interrupts the matches.
Marty: Yeah, a lot of the boys got in shit about that, but, hey. This isn’t scripted. And we don’t care what the censors say about it. We can do and say whatever we want. FUCK FUCKITTY FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!
Rob: Hells Yeah!
Marty: That’s the best you’ve got?! Bitch, please.
Rob: Anyways, let’s move on to our first match.
Johnny: This contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first… Countdown!!
*Countdown comes out and gets into the ring.*
Marty: This match is taking place due to what happened last week between Ant and Countdown.
Johnny: And his opponent… Anthony Tarantino!!
*Ant runs out and the match beings.*
Both competitors fight their hardest for close to ten minutes. Finally, Matty Broccoli runs out to the ring.
Rob: What the fuck does he want?
Marty: He’s gonna help Ant win it!
Matty gets in the ring and immediately attacks Countdown. The referee calls for the bell as Ant and Matty beat down Countdown.
Johnny: Your winner, by disqualification… Countdown!!
*Ant and Matty stand over CD.*
Rob: I don’t think this one is close to being over.
*Ben and Meggan are shown backstage.*
Meggan: That was awesome, babe.
Ben: You know it. Jimmy doesn’t know what he’s getting into.
Meggan: But what about your singles match? What if it’s against Gotti?
Ben: Who cares? What has Gotti ever done that I haven’t?
Meggan: Been ECWF Champion.
Ben: Well, yeah, there’s that… but who cares? This is FAW! ECWF means nothing here!
*Dave walks over to them.*
Ben: Dave.
Dave: Ben.
Ben: Are you worried about your match tonight?
Dave: Have you seen me compete before? Why would someone like me ever worry?
*They laugh as the show goes back out to the ring.*
Marty: I can’t say that I like that team.
Rob: What’s not to like? They’re great competitors, good mic skills and seem confident in their abilities.
Marty: Yeah, but what about what they did to Jimmy?
Rob: Well, that part sucked major ass until it swallowed chunks of shit, but they’re just doing whatever it takes to get to the top.
Marty: It’s now time for one of those two to compete in singles competition. Who will it be? And who will they be facing?
Johnny: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first… Dave… McIntyre!!
*Dave gets in the ring and waits.*
Johnny: And his opponent... SEAN GOTTI!!!
Rob: Yes!!
Marty: Wow! Dave vs. Sean Gotti!! I can’t believe it!
*Sean comes down to the ring and the match begins.*
Sean dominates almost the entire match. Dave struggles to fight back, but every move is countered.
Marty: I looks like Sean has this one in the bag. I don’t see how Dave is going to be able to pick up the win.
Suddenly, the crowd begins to boo as Ben runs down to the ring. He slides in and attacks Gotti.
Rob: No!
Marty: Dammit!
Dave and Ben continue their attack until Gotti is motionless in the ring. Mark Rivers walks out to the stage.
Mark: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!! Now, later on, Ben will be competing in a singles match and if ANYONE even TRIES to interfere, they’ll be suspended without pay until I say otherwise! Is that understood?!
Marty: Strong words from our GM.
Rob: He’s not fucking around tonight. And I don’t blame him. It’d be nice to have a match that ends in something other than a DQ.
*Jimmy and Missy are shown backstage.*
Missy: Have you picked your partner yet?
Jimmy: Yup. It’s all planned out.
Missy: Really? Good. Are you gonna tell me who it is?
Jimmy: No way.
Missy: What?! Why not!?
Jimmy: Because I need to make sure nothing happens to him tonight.
Missy: Fine.
Johnny: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first… Ben!! Zenith!!
*Ben makes his way down to the ring and waits in the ring.*
Johnny: And his opponent… Torch!!
*Torch runs down to the ring and the two begin to fight.*
Rob: Marty, this has been a great match so far and it’s just passed the seven minute mark.
Marty: Assuming no one interferes, this could end up being the greatest match we’ve ever had!
Rob: But let’s not forget, anyone who interferes will be suspended without pay until the GM says otherwise.
The match continues and Torch gets a near fall.
Rob: I thought Torch had it won right there!
Marty: Ben should be careful not to tire himself out too much before the main event.
Finally, Ben hits his finisher and gets the pin.
1!!
2!!
3!!
Johnny: Here is your winner… Ben!! Zenith!!
Rob: Wow! Ben won that all on his own!
Marty: That was an incredible match!
*Mark Rivers appears on the screen.*
Mark: Congratulations, Ben. You actually managed to win a match without someone interfering on your behalf. But luckily for you, in your next match, you’ll have a partner. The bad news? Don’t leave that ring, the main event is next!
*The fans cheer wildly as Ben yells at the screen.*
Mark: Oh, one more thing. To make it interesting, this match will be a No DQ.
*The fans cheer again and Dave and Meggan come down to the ring.*
Rob: Ladies and gentlemen! It’s time for FAW’s main event.
Marty: And just announced, it’s going to be No DQ! That means these four can do whatever they want, and no one can say anything about it!
Johnny: The following is the MAAAAAAAAIIIIINNNNNN EVENT!!!!!! Standing in the ring… Dave McIntyre… and… Ben… Zenith!!!
*The fans boo.*
Johnny: And, their opponents… first… “The Iron Man” Jimmy!!! Ice!!!
*The fans are on their feet as Jimmy and Missy come down to the ring. Dave and Ben quickly exit the ring as Jimmy enters. They all stare at the entrance ramp. Jimmy whispers into Johnny’s ear.*
Johnny: And his tag team partner… VENOM!!!!!
*The fans scream as Venom walks out to the ramp.*
Rob: NO WAY!! VENOM?!?!
Marty: JIMMY COULDN’T HAVE MADE A BETTER CHOICE!!!!
*Suddenly, Mr. Natural runs out and attacks Venom with a chair.*
Rob: FUCK!! COME ON!!
Marty: WHAT A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!!!
*Jimmy stares at the stage in shock as Dave and Ben jump him. Venom is knocked out on the stage and Natural still continues to attack him. Jimmy tries to defend himself, but Dave and Ben overpower him. They each grab a steel chair and begin to lay into Jimmy. Missy watching the attack in absolute horror as Meggan applauds he team. Finally, Jimmy is busted open and barely able to move.*
Rob: Someone needs to do something! Jimmy can’t take much more of this!
*Finally, the fans to ballistic as Craig Lovecraft storms down to the ring, steel chair in hand.*
Rob: YES!! CRAIG LOVECRAFT!!!
Marty: CRAIG’S GOING TO EVEN THE ODDS HERE!!
*Craig chucks the chair and nails Dave in the face. He stumbles back and Craig spears Ben. They brawl as Jimmy gets to his feet. Dave tries to run at Craig, but Jimmy clotheslines him. Craig tosses Ben out of the ring and they give Dave a double suplex over the top rope. The fans are on their feet as Craig and Jimmy stand tall in the ring.*
Marty: This is unbelievable!
*Dave and Ben rush back into the ring and the battle continues. Meggan gets into the ring to distract them but Missy enters and they brawl. Craig, Jimmy and Missy grab Dave, Ben and Meggan at the same time.
Marty: WHAT’S THIS?! TRIPLE FINISHERS!!
Rob: THIS SHIT IS FUCKING BANANAS!!! CLASSIC IRON MAN, CRAIG BOTTOM AND MISSY’S HOT, SEXY ASS CONNECTING AT THE SAME TIME!!!
Marty: Did you make that last one up yourself?
Rob: You know I did.
*Jimmy dives on Ben and goes for the pin.*
1!!!
2!!!!
3!!!!!!!
*Ding! Ding! Ding!*
Johnny: Here is your winner! JIMMY ICE!!!
*The fans are chanting Jimmy’s name as Jimmy, Craig and Missy celebrate the victory.*
Marty: THAT WAS!! BY FAR!!! THE GREATEST MATCH WE’VE EVER HAD IN FAW!!!
Rob: TUNE IN NEXT TIME, BECAUSE IN FAW, YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS GONNA HAPPEN NEXT!!!!
*The show closes with the trio in the ring.*
Marty: Welcome to the second ever edition of Fully Awesome Wrestling!! I’m Marty Douglas, along side my partner, Rob Haywood!
Rob: It’s great to be back here. Hopefully tonight we’ll actually get to see some wrestling and not constant brawling that interrupts the matches.
Marty: Yeah, a lot of the boys got in shit about that, but, hey. This isn’t scripted. And we don’t care what the censors say about it. We can do and say whatever we want. FUCK FUCKITTY FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!
Rob: Hells Yeah!
Marty: That’s the best you’ve got?! Bitch, please.
Rob: Anyways, let’s move on to our first match.
Johnny: This contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first… Countdown!!
*Countdown comes out and gets into the ring.*
Marty: This match is taking place due to what happened last week between Ant and Countdown.
Johnny: And his opponent… Anthony Tarantino!!
*Ant runs out and the match beings.*
Both competitors fight their hardest for close to ten minutes. Finally, Matty Broccoli runs out to the ring.
Rob: What the fuck does he want?
Marty: He’s gonna help Ant win it!
Matty gets in the ring and immediately attacks Countdown. The referee calls for the bell as Ant and Matty beat down Countdown.
Johnny: Your winner, by disqualification… Countdown!!
*Ant and Matty stand over CD.*
Rob: I don’t think this one is close to being over.
*Ben and Meggan are shown backstage.*
Meggan: That was awesome, babe.
Ben: You know it. Jimmy doesn’t know what he’s getting into.
Meggan: But what about your singles match? What if it’s against Gotti?
Ben: Who cares? What has Gotti ever done that I haven’t?
Meggan: Been ECWF Champion.
Ben: Well, yeah, there’s that… but who cares? This is FAW! ECWF means nothing here!
*Dave walks over to them.*
Ben: Dave.
Dave: Ben.
Ben: Are you worried about your match tonight?
Dave: Have you seen me compete before? Why would someone like me ever worry?
*They laugh as the show goes back out to the ring.*
Marty: I can’t say that I like that team.
Rob: What’s not to like? They’re great competitors, good mic skills and seem confident in their abilities.
Marty: Yeah, but what about what they did to Jimmy?
Rob: Well, that part sucked major ass until it swallowed chunks of shit, but they’re just doing whatever it takes to get to the top.
Marty: It’s now time for one of those two to compete in singles competition. Who will it be? And who will they be facing?
Johnny: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first… Dave… McIntyre!!
*Dave gets in the ring and waits.*
Johnny: And his opponent... SEAN GOTTI!!!
Rob: Yes!!
Marty: Wow! Dave vs. Sean Gotti!! I can’t believe it!
*Sean comes down to the ring and the match begins.*
Sean dominates almost the entire match. Dave struggles to fight back, but every move is countered.
Marty: I looks like Sean has this one in the bag. I don’t see how Dave is going to be able to pick up the win.
Suddenly, the crowd begins to boo as Ben runs down to the ring. He slides in and attacks Gotti.
Rob: No!
Marty: Dammit!
Dave and Ben continue their attack until Gotti is motionless in the ring. Mark Rivers walks out to the stage.
Mark: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!! Now, later on, Ben will be competing in a singles match and if ANYONE even TRIES to interfere, they’ll be suspended without pay until I say otherwise! Is that understood?!
Marty: Strong words from our GM.
Rob: He’s not fucking around tonight. And I don’t blame him. It’d be nice to have a match that ends in something other than a DQ.
*Jimmy and Missy are shown backstage.*
Missy: Have you picked your partner yet?
Jimmy: Yup. It’s all planned out.
Missy: Really? Good. Are you gonna tell me who it is?
Jimmy: No way.
Missy: What?! Why not!?
Jimmy: Because I need to make sure nothing happens to him tonight.
Missy: Fine.
Johnny: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first… Ben!! Zenith!!
*Ben makes his way down to the ring and waits in the ring.*
Johnny: And his opponent… Torch!!
*Torch runs down to the ring and the two begin to fight.*
Rob: Marty, this has been a great match so far and it’s just passed the seven minute mark.
Marty: Assuming no one interferes, this could end up being the greatest match we’ve ever had!
Rob: But let’s not forget, anyone who interferes will be suspended without pay until the GM says otherwise.
The match continues and Torch gets a near fall.
Rob: I thought Torch had it won right there!
Marty: Ben should be careful not to tire himself out too much before the main event.
Finally, Ben hits his finisher and gets the pin.
1!!
2!!
3!!
Johnny: Here is your winner… Ben!! Zenith!!
Rob: Wow! Ben won that all on his own!
Marty: That was an incredible match!
*Mark Rivers appears on the screen.*
Mark: Congratulations, Ben. You actually managed to win a match without someone interfering on your behalf. But luckily for you, in your next match, you’ll have a partner. The bad news? Don’t leave that ring, the main event is next!
*The fans cheer wildly as Ben yells at the screen.*
Mark: Oh, one more thing. To make it interesting, this match will be a No DQ.
*The fans cheer again and Dave and Meggan come down to the ring.*
Rob: Ladies and gentlemen! It’s time for FAW’s main event.
Marty: And just announced, it’s going to be No DQ! That means these four can do whatever they want, and no one can say anything about it!
Johnny: The following is the MAAAAAAAAIIIIINNNNNN EVENT!!!!!! Standing in the ring… Dave McIntyre… and… Ben… Zenith!!!
*The fans boo.*
Johnny: And, their opponents… first… “The Iron Man” Jimmy!!! Ice!!!
*The fans are on their feet as Jimmy and Missy come down to the ring. Dave and Ben quickly exit the ring as Jimmy enters. They all stare at the entrance ramp. Jimmy whispers into Johnny’s ear.*
Johnny: And his tag team partner… VENOM!!!!!
*The fans scream as Venom walks out to the ramp.*
Rob: NO WAY!! VENOM?!?!
Marty: JIMMY COULDN’T HAVE MADE A BETTER CHOICE!!!!
*Suddenly, Mr. Natural runs out and attacks Venom with a chair.*
Rob: FUCK!! COME ON!!
Marty: WHAT A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!!!
*Jimmy stares at the stage in shock as Dave and Ben jump him. Venom is knocked out on the stage and Natural still continues to attack him. Jimmy tries to defend himself, but Dave and Ben overpower him. They each grab a steel chair and begin to lay into Jimmy. Missy watching the attack in absolute horror as Meggan applauds he team. Finally, Jimmy is busted open and barely able to move.*
Rob: Someone needs to do something! Jimmy can’t take much more of this!
*Finally, the fans to ballistic as Craig Lovecraft storms down to the ring, steel chair in hand.*
Rob: YES!! CRAIG LOVECRAFT!!!
Marty: CRAIG’S GOING TO EVEN THE ODDS HERE!!
*Craig chucks the chair and nails Dave in the face. He stumbles back and Craig spears Ben. They brawl as Jimmy gets to his feet. Dave tries to run at Craig, but Jimmy clotheslines him. Craig tosses Ben out of the ring and they give Dave a double suplex over the top rope. The fans are on their feet as Craig and Jimmy stand tall in the ring.*
Marty: This is unbelievable!
*Dave and Ben rush back into the ring and the battle continues. Meggan gets into the ring to distract them but Missy enters and they brawl. Craig, Jimmy and Missy grab Dave, Ben and Meggan at the same time.
Marty: WHAT’S THIS?! TRIPLE FINISHERS!!
Rob: THIS SHIT IS FUCKING BANANAS!!! CLASSIC IRON MAN, CRAIG BOTTOM AND MISSY’S HOT, SEXY ASS CONNECTING AT THE SAME TIME!!!
Marty: Did you make that last one up yourself?
Rob: You know I did.
*Jimmy dives on Ben and goes for the pin.*
1!!!
2!!!!
3!!!!!!!
*Ding! Ding! Ding!*
Johnny: Here is your winner! JIMMY ICE!!!
*The fans are chanting Jimmy’s name as Jimmy, Craig and Missy celebrate the victory.*
Marty: THAT WAS!! BY FAR!!! THE GREATEST MATCH WE’VE EVER HAD IN FAW!!!
Rob: TUNE IN NEXT TIME, BECAUSE IN FAW, YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS GONNA HAPPEN NEXT!!!!
*The show closes with the trio in the ring.*
