Post by Craig Lovecraft on Nov 18, 2007 1:57:57 GMT -5
*The show opens with massive pyros. The camera pans the screaming fans as they hold up signs such as “I wanna titty fuck Missy!” “Do me Lovecraft!” and “Matt Ackerman: Get a new nickname!” Finally, the announcers are shown.*
Man: Welcome to the first ever edition of Fully Awesome Wrestling! I’m Marty Douglas, along side my partner, Rob Haywood. Rob, it’s good to have you with us.
Rob: You know this is just until I get back to snowboarding, right?
Marty: But you’re here with us now! Folks, we have so much action for you tonight, it’s almost ridiculous! Let’s not waste any time. Here comes our first match! Take it away, Johnny Sly!
Johnny: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first… Alex… Seeker!
*Seeker comes down to the ring and slides in.*
Johnny: And his opponent… Modern… Marvel!
*Marvel comes out and wastes no time.*
*Ding! Ding!*
Marty: Lets see what these two can do!
Marvel grabs Seeker and tosses him around the ring.
Marty: Ouch! Seeker’s gonna need to up his game!
Rob: He should hit him with a 360 sick and follow up with an Indy Nosebone.
Marty: Really?!
Rob: No.
Seeker shoves Marvel away, but Marvel clotheslines him. Marvel kicks Alex in the face and busts him open.
Marty: Shit! Alex is bleeding! His nose might be broken!
Rob: That didn’t take too long.
Marty: Rob, have you ever had a serious injury?
Rob: Yeah, one time I tried a jump, but there was some loose snow and I-
Marty: Look at all that blood!
Marvel continues his assault and Seeker is defenceless.
Rob: The ref should maybe stop this match.
Marty: Maybe so, but I doubt Marvel would stop his attack.
Finally, Marvel gives Alex a facebuster and goes for the pin.
1!!
2!!
3!!
*Ding! Ding! Ding!*
Marty: And this one’s over!
Johnny: Here is your winner… Modern Marvel!!
Marty: Wow, that was a horrible way to start our first show.
Rob: I’m gonna need to look for a new job.
*Jimmy and Missy are shown backstage.*
Missy: Are you worried about tonight?
Jimmy: Worried? Why would I be worried? Have you seen me?
Missy: You’re facing McIntyre.
Jimmy: Everything’ll be fine.
*Ben and Meggan walk over, holding hands.*
Missy: Uh… what’s with the hand holding?
*Ben and Meggan both get embarrassed and let go.*
Missy: Are you two going out?
Meggan: Maybe.
Jimmy: Nice!
*Ben and Jimmy high five.*
Missy: Jimmy!
Ben: It’s awesome.
Jimmy: How is she?
Missy: Jimmy!
Ben: She’s great. A little too great if you ask me.
Meggan: Ben!
Jimmy: I always wondered if they were alike that way.
Missy and Meggan: Jimmy!
Missy: Meggan, I forbid you to date Ben.
Jimmy: Missy, come on.
Meggan: It’s my life! I can do whatever I want!
Ben: Easy, girls.
Missy: Shut up, Ben!
Ben: Don’t tell me to shut up!
*Missy slaps Ben and he glares at her.*
Meggan: Missy! What the hell?!
*Missy and Meggan glare at each other and then Meggan and Ben walk off. Jimmy has a confused look on his face.*
Marty: WHOA!!! Talk about family feud!
Rob: Take it easy. You’re scaring the viewers.
Marty: This next match should be a great one. Let’s see how it goes.
Johnny: The following contest is a tag team match! First… Russian Rocket… Paradigm… The Cold War Connection!!
*CWC run out to the ring.*
Johnny: And their opponents… X-Pac… West Coast Wonder… The East… West… Connection!!
*CWC stands ready in the ring as they wait. Suddenly, EWC rush in behind them through the crowd. They begin to brawl and they all exit the ring before the match begins.*
Marty: Crap! This shit is bananas!
Rob: Way to waste that line.
Marty: Don’t worry, I can reuse it in the main event.
*X-Pac grabs Mr. Trashcan and chucks it at Rocket, knocking him to the ground. WCW finds a baseball bat under the ring and begins to smash Paradigm’s back.*
Rob: What the hell!? Is there gonna be any wrestling here tonight?
Marty: Not likely.
*WCW takes a chain and wraps it around Paradigm’s neck. Rocket tries to help him but X-Pac and Mr. Trashcan double team him. After 4 more minutes of the assault, EWC stands victorious in the ring.*
Marty: Dammit! This was gonna be one of the best matches of the night!
Rob: I wonder if I could do commercials…
*The trainers check on CWC as the show goes to commercials.*
*Back from commercials. A group of wrestlers are standing backstage as CWC are loaded into an ambulance.*
Countdown: What the fuck is wrong with EWC?!
Anthony Tarantino: What the fuck is wrong with your face?!
Countdown: What the hell are you talking about!?
*Matty Broccoli jumps Countdown from behind. Ant joins in and they beat down Countdown.*
Marty: Fuck! Our guys are dropping like flies!
Rob: This next match is going to be a good one.
Marty: The main event all ready?
Rob: Yeah. Countdown was supposed to be in the next match.
Marty: What the hell?!
Johnny: The following contest is the main event! Introducing fist… accompanied by Missy… The Iron Man… Jimmy!! Ice!!
*Jimmy and Missy walk out to the stage. Suddenly, Ben rushes out and attacks Jimmy from behind.*
Marty: NO! UNFUCKING BELIEVEABLE! CAN’T WE AT LEAST HAVE ONE MATCH THAT GOES AS PLANNED?!
*Ben and Jimmy brawl as Dave runs out. Jimmy is double teamed and they throw him into the ring. Missy and Meggan begin to brawl, which draws the crowds attention away from the action in the ring.*
Marty: Yeah! Rip her top off!
Rob: Man, they’re sisters.
Marty: Shit. That’s right. It’d be pretty bad if anything sexual happened.
Rob: Exactly.
*Back in the ring, Dave and Ben have dismantled Jimmy.*
Rob: Someone should probably help Jimmy.
Marty: I’m surprised no one’s out here. He has a lot of friends backstage.
*Finally, the GM, Mark Rivers, comes out.*
Mark: You two want to ruin my main event?! Well, next week, it’ll be the two of you, in a tag match… against Jimmy Ice and the partner of his choosing!
*Ben and Dave smile. They then toss Jimmy out of the ring. Meggan gets in and they pose for the fans, who respond with boos.*
Mark: Excuse me, I wasn’t finished! Yes, it’ll be the two of you taking on Jimmy and the partner of his choice. But that’s just the main event. Before that, you’ll both be competing in singles matches.
*Dave and Ben look pissed.*
Mark: I won’t spoil it for everyone, but I will say that one of you will be facing the legendary Sean Gotti.
*The fans go nuts and Mark smiles. Dave, Ben and Meggan are yelling at Mark from the ring as Missy checks on Jimmy.*
Marty: Well, folks. This is Marty Douglas and Rob Haywood, saying…
Rob: Wait!
*Gotti rushes in from the crowd, baseball bat in hand. The fans go nuts as Gotti takes out both Ben and Dave.*
Marty: HOLY SHIT!
Rob: THIS SHIT IS BANANAS!!!
Marty: You son of a bitch. That’s my line!
*Gotti stands over Ben and Dave with Meggan watching from ringside as the show ends.*
Man: Welcome to the first ever edition of Fully Awesome Wrestling! I’m Marty Douglas, along side my partner, Rob Haywood. Rob, it’s good to have you with us.
Rob: You know this is just until I get back to snowboarding, right?
Marty: But you’re here with us now! Folks, we have so much action for you tonight, it’s almost ridiculous! Let’s not waste any time. Here comes our first match! Take it away, Johnny Sly!
Johnny: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first… Alex… Seeker!
*Seeker comes down to the ring and slides in.*
Johnny: And his opponent… Modern… Marvel!
*Marvel comes out and wastes no time.*
*Ding! Ding!*
Marty: Lets see what these two can do!
Marvel grabs Seeker and tosses him around the ring.
Marty: Ouch! Seeker’s gonna need to up his game!
Rob: He should hit him with a 360 sick and follow up with an Indy Nosebone.
Marty: Really?!
Rob: No.
Seeker shoves Marvel away, but Marvel clotheslines him. Marvel kicks Alex in the face and busts him open.
Marty: Shit! Alex is bleeding! His nose might be broken!
Rob: That didn’t take too long.
Marty: Rob, have you ever had a serious injury?
Rob: Yeah, one time I tried a jump, but there was some loose snow and I-
Marty: Look at all that blood!
Marvel continues his assault and Seeker is defenceless.
Rob: The ref should maybe stop this match.
Marty: Maybe so, but I doubt Marvel would stop his attack.
Finally, Marvel gives Alex a facebuster and goes for the pin.
1!!
2!!
3!!
*Ding! Ding! Ding!*
Marty: And this one’s over!
Johnny: Here is your winner… Modern Marvel!!
Marty: Wow, that was a horrible way to start our first show.
Rob: I’m gonna need to look for a new job.
*Jimmy and Missy are shown backstage.*
Missy: Are you worried about tonight?
Jimmy: Worried? Why would I be worried? Have you seen me?
Missy: You’re facing McIntyre.
Jimmy: Everything’ll be fine.
*Ben and Meggan walk over, holding hands.*
Missy: Uh… what’s with the hand holding?
*Ben and Meggan both get embarrassed and let go.*
Missy: Are you two going out?
Meggan: Maybe.
Jimmy: Nice!
*Ben and Jimmy high five.*
Missy: Jimmy!
Ben: It’s awesome.
Jimmy: How is she?
Missy: Jimmy!
Ben: She’s great. A little too great if you ask me.
Meggan: Ben!
Jimmy: I always wondered if they were alike that way.
Missy and Meggan: Jimmy!
Missy: Meggan, I forbid you to date Ben.
Jimmy: Missy, come on.
Meggan: It’s my life! I can do whatever I want!
Ben: Easy, girls.
Missy: Shut up, Ben!
Ben: Don’t tell me to shut up!
*Missy slaps Ben and he glares at her.*
Meggan: Missy! What the hell?!
*Missy and Meggan glare at each other and then Meggan and Ben walk off. Jimmy has a confused look on his face.*
Marty: WHOA!!! Talk about family feud!
Rob: Take it easy. You’re scaring the viewers.
Marty: This next match should be a great one. Let’s see how it goes.
Johnny: The following contest is a tag team match! First… Russian Rocket… Paradigm… The Cold War Connection!!
*CWC run out to the ring.*
Johnny: And their opponents… X-Pac… West Coast Wonder… The East… West… Connection!!
*CWC stands ready in the ring as they wait. Suddenly, EWC rush in behind them through the crowd. They begin to brawl and they all exit the ring before the match begins.*
Marty: Crap! This shit is bananas!
Rob: Way to waste that line.
Marty: Don’t worry, I can reuse it in the main event.
*X-Pac grabs Mr. Trashcan and chucks it at Rocket, knocking him to the ground. WCW finds a baseball bat under the ring and begins to smash Paradigm’s back.*
Rob: What the hell!? Is there gonna be any wrestling here tonight?
Marty: Not likely.
*WCW takes a chain and wraps it around Paradigm’s neck. Rocket tries to help him but X-Pac and Mr. Trashcan double team him. After 4 more minutes of the assault, EWC stands victorious in the ring.*
Marty: Dammit! This was gonna be one of the best matches of the night!
Rob: I wonder if I could do commercials…
*The trainers check on CWC as the show goes to commercials.*
*Back from commercials. A group of wrestlers are standing backstage as CWC are loaded into an ambulance.*
Countdown: What the fuck is wrong with EWC?!
Anthony Tarantino: What the fuck is wrong with your face?!
Countdown: What the hell are you talking about!?
*Matty Broccoli jumps Countdown from behind. Ant joins in and they beat down Countdown.*
Marty: Fuck! Our guys are dropping like flies!
Rob: This next match is going to be a good one.
Marty: The main event all ready?
Rob: Yeah. Countdown was supposed to be in the next match.
Marty: What the hell?!
Johnny: The following contest is the main event! Introducing fist… accompanied by Missy… The Iron Man… Jimmy!! Ice!!
*Jimmy and Missy walk out to the stage. Suddenly, Ben rushes out and attacks Jimmy from behind.*
Marty: NO! UNFUCKING BELIEVEABLE! CAN’T WE AT LEAST HAVE ONE MATCH THAT GOES AS PLANNED?!
*Ben and Jimmy brawl as Dave runs out. Jimmy is double teamed and they throw him into the ring. Missy and Meggan begin to brawl, which draws the crowds attention away from the action in the ring.*
Marty: Yeah! Rip her top off!
Rob: Man, they’re sisters.
Marty: Shit. That’s right. It’d be pretty bad if anything sexual happened.
Rob: Exactly.
*Back in the ring, Dave and Ben have dismantled Jimmy.*
Rob: Someone should probably help Jimmy.
Marty: I’m surprised no one’s out here. He has a lot of friends backstage.
*Finally, the GM, Mark Rivers, comes out.*
Mark: You two want to ruin my main event?! Well, next week, it’ll be the two of you, in a tag match… against Jimmy Ice and the partner of his choosing!
*Ben and Dave smile. They then toss Jimmy out of the ring. Meggan gets in and they pose for the fans, who respond with boos.*
Mark: Excuse me, I wasn’t finished! Yes, it’ll be the two of you taking on Jimmy and the partner of his choice. But that’s just the main event. Before that, you’ll both be competing in singles matches.
*Dave and Ben look pissed.*
Mark: I won’t spoil it for everyone, but I will say that one of you will be facing the legendary Sean Gotti.
*The fans go nuts and Mark smiles. Dave, Ben and Meggan are yelling at Mark from the ring as Missy checks on Jimmy.*
Marty: Well, folks. This is Marty Douglas and Rob Haywood, saying…
Rob: Wait!
*Gotti rushes in from the crowd, baseball bat in hand. The fans go nuts as Gotti takes out both Ben and Dave.*
Marty: HOLY SHIT!
Rob: THIS SHIT IS BANANAS!!!
Marty: You son of a bitch. That’s my line!
*Gotti stands over Ben and Dave with Meggan watching from ringside as the show ends.*
