Post by Eddie G. on Nov 20, 2007 5:24:49 GMT -5
This first part was taken from Eddie's Day Off
G-films Presents A Straight to DVD Production
Eddie G.
In
NBA ZOMBIES
//We see Kenua and Sean Classic pull up into Eddie G's driveway. They notice that the door to his home is open and they walk straight into his home and to his bedroom, where they see Eddie G. still laying in bed, covered with a huge blanket. //
Kenua: Eddie, you're still in bed?
Eddie: Si.
Sean: Hey esse, we're going to be late for work. Is that what you want?
Eddie: Sii.
Kenua: Sean, you see what I mean holmes? It's bad enough that Eddie's got us talking like him in this straight to DVD movie that he wrote, but he doesn't even care if we make it to work on time. Can this get any worse?
Eddie: SIII!!!
Sean: Eddie, what's wrong buddy? Is there some foreboding danger we are not aware of?
Eddie: SIIIII!!!!!
Kenua: Do you think I look fat in this shirt?
Eddie: OH SIIIIIII!!!!!!!!
Sean: Does my breath stink?
Eddie: SIIII!!!! SIII!!!!!!!!
Kenua: Does 2+4=6?
Eddie: SIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sean: Are my winning Lotto numbers 13-27-12-34-9?
Eddie: SIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kenua: Is my favorite color pink?
Eddie: SSSSIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!! OHHH SIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sean: Is it true that my mom is so dumb, that when I offered her Corn Flakes, she said, No thanks, I don't like dandruff in my cereal?
Eddie: .................
Sean: ........................
Eddie: SSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kenua: Speaking of dandruff, is it true that Sean's Mom is so dumb, that when I said I used Head & Shoulders on my hair, she said, Wo, that's a lot of work, I just use my hands.
Sean: Hey!
Eddie: AYYYY SSSSSIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!! AY YAH YAYYYYY1!!! SSSSIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sean: Okay, that's enough about my mom you bastards! I'm out of here!
//Sean leaves the room. //
Kenua: Did my car alarm go off?
Eddie: WOOOOOOOO SSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
//Kenua leaves to check on his car, but just as he does, two fine mamacitas come out from under Eddie's blanket wiping their mouths and giggling. //
Eddie: Orale mamacitas, was it me, or was there someone else in this room?
//Just then, Hacksaw Jim Duggan comes flying out of the closet and onto the bed. //
Hacksaw: HOOOO!!!!!!!
//The girls run away in fear, covering themselves with Eddie's blanket and leaving Eddie behind naked. //
Eddie: Hey, don't go! Now look what you did Hacksaw!
//At that moment, Kenua comes back into the room and sees Eddie naked and Hacksaw Jim Duggan on his bed. Kenua quickly runs away in fear. //
Eddie: Orale Ken, this isn't what it looks like holmes!
//Ron Simmons pops out of nowhere and looks up and down at Eddie. //
Ron: ....................
Eddie: ..................................
Ron: ....................................DAMN!!!!!!!
//Eddie quickly gets dressed and runs out the door to see Kenua running from Sean. //
Eddie: Hey Kenua, stop running from everone already holmes!
Kenua: No Eddie, you don't understand. SEAN HAS BEEN INFECTED!!!!
Eddie: Orale, I told that idiot to always use a condom, sheesh!
Kenua: No Eddie, SEAN HAS BEEN ZOMBIFIED!!!!!
//Eddie sees that Sean has been turned into a brain hungry zombie and begins to scream like Michael Jackson on crack. //
Sean: Braaaiiinnnnnnsssss!
//Kenua sees Sean hungry for brains and screams like a 6 year old boy being chased by Michael Jackson on crack. //
Eddie: KENUA!!! GET IN THE HOUSE HOLMES!!!!!
//Eddie and Kenua run in the house and bolt the door with Hacksaw's 2x4. //
Kenua: Who could have done this to poor Sean?
Hacksaw(Begins to chant): U-S-A!!!!!!
//Sean is seen outside eating Ron Simmons' brain. //
Sean: Yuuuummmmyyyy Braaaiiiinnnssss!!!!!
Ron Simmons: .........................................
Sean: ..................................................
Eddie: .................................................
Kenua: ................................................
Hacksaw (Picking on his boogers): ....................................
Ron: DAMN!!!!!!!
//That's where we last left off. So now here's the continuance of NBA ZOMBIES//
//Hacksaw, the two mamacitas, Kenua and Eddie are locked inside Eddie's house as they have bolted the door with Hacksaw's 2x4. Kenua is pacing the floor as Eddie makes out with the two mamacitas to calm his nerves. Hacksaw is looking for another 2x4.//
Kenua: We're gonna die aren't we? Well, AREN'T WE!!??!!
Hacksaw: NOW WAIT JUST A COTTON PICKIN MINUTE TOUGH GUY! NONE OF US ARE GOING TO DIE!
Kenua: Well that's easy for you to say, your career has been dead along time ago. Ooooh, I just burnt your ass!
//Kenua quickly notices that Hacksaw's eyes have glazed over and that his skin has become pale.//
Hacksaw: HOOOOO!!!! U-S-BRrraaaiinnnsssss!!!
//Kenua begins to tap Eddie's shoulder frantically as Eddie is still making out with the two mamacitas.//
Kenua: Humina-humina-humina-humina...
Eddie: Orale Kenua, what is it holmes?
Kenua: Hack-hack-HACKSAWS A FREAKING ZOMBIE!!! RUNNNN!!!!!
//Suddenly Sean and Ron Simmons crash through the door.//
Sean: Give us brains Noowww!
//Eddie, Kenua and the girls run as fast as they can but as soon as the Zombies get close, Kenua throws the two mamacitas at them.//
Sean: Mmmmmm, Titties and Braiiinnnsss!!!!
//The Zombies begin to feed on the girls as they also turn into Zombies.//
Eddie: OH NO HOLMES, NOW THEY'RE ZOMBIE-CITAS!!!!
Kenua: Oh damn! Um....they must've tripped I guess.
//Eddie and Kenua run until they see Dave McIntyre's Bar.//
Kenua: Look Eddie! It's Dave's Tavern! Let's hide in there!
Eddie: Ahh, Orale, the memories in that place.
//Kenuas jumps and crashes in through the window and gets cut in the process as Eddie simply pushes open the door as it was not locked. Eddie simply shrugs his shoulder as Kenua pulls glass from his body. Suddenly, Dave pops up from behind the bar with two sawed off barrell shotguns.//
Dave: Ye be trespassing! Now start talking or I'll blow holes in your testicles!
//Eddie giggles.//
Eddie: Orale, he said testicles!
Kenua: Wait Dave, it's us! We're not Zombies! We hate brains! We hate em so much that we don't even have any!
Dave: Wait, I can hear them coming! Quick , grab some guns!
//Dave tosses a shotgun to Eddie and Eddie does a corkscrew frontflip into a rollout and catches it with one hand. Dave tosses a pea shooter at Kenua and although he reaches out with both hands, the gun slips off his finger, hits the floor, goes off, and shoots him in his left pinky toe.//
Kenua: YEEEAARRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
//Gunshots are heard outside and Eddie, Kenua and Dave run out to see Anthony Tarantino and Matt Brocolli outside dressed like mobsters and shooting up Zombies with their Tommy Machine Guns. Zombies begin to pop out of nowhere as Eddie, Kenua and Dave join in to shoot at the Zombies.//
Ant: Hey you freakin goombas, aim for their freakin heads!!!
Kenua: Boy...this is.....FUN!!!!
//Blood, guts and breasts are seen flying everywhere. But suddenly Kenua runs out of bullets and notices that even more Zombies are coming. He sees an opening, grabs Eddie and hobbles out quickly.//
Eddie: Orale Kenua, what about the others?
Kenua: No time Eddie! We gotta get the hell out of here amigo and fast.
Eddie: We gotta find out what's causin all this!
//Suddenly they see Jimmy, Missy, Ben and Meggan all dressed in black and looking like they came out of a Terminator Movie.//
Ben: Maybe we can help you.
Jimmy: Come with us, if you want to live!
//Eddie looks around, and shrugs his shoulders.//
Eddie: Hasta La Vista...Baby?
To Be Continued in....
NBA ZOMBIES 2!!!
ORALE, DON'T MISS IT!!!
G-films Presents A Straight to DVD Production
Eddie G.
In
NBA ZOMBIES
//We see Kenua and Sean Classic pull up into Eddie G's driveway. They notice that the door to his home is open and they walk straight into his home and to his bedroom, where they see Eddie G. still laying in bed, covered with a huge blanket. //
Kenua: Eddie, you're still in bed?
Eddie: Si.
Sean: Hey esse, we're going to be late for work. Is that what you want?
Eddie: Sii.
Kenua: Sean, you see what I mean holmes? It's bad enough that Eddie's got us talking like him in this straight to DVD movie that he wrote, but he doesn't even care if we make it to work on time. Can this get any worse?
Eddie: SIII!!!
Sean: Eddie, what's wrong buddy? Is there some foreboding danger we are not aware of?
Eddie: SIIIII!!!!!
Kenua: Do you think I look fat in this shirt?
Eddie: OH SIIIIIII!!!!!!!!
Sean: Does my breath stink?
Eddie: SIIII!!!! SIII!!!!!!!!
Kenua: Does 2+4=6?
Eddie: SIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sean: Are my winning Lotto numbers 13-27-12-34-9?
Eddie: SIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kenua: Is my favorite color pink?
Eddie: SSSSIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!! OHHH SIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sean: Is it true that my mom is so dumb, that when I offered her Corn Flakes, she said, No thanks, I don't like dandruff in my cereal?
Eddie: .................
Sean: ........................
Eddie: SSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kenua: Speaking of dandruff, is it true that Sean's Mom is so dumb, that when I said I used Head & Shoulders on my hair, she said, Wo, that's a lot of work, I just use my hands.
Sean: Hey!
Eddie: AYYYY SSSSSIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!! AY YAH YAYYYYY1!!! SSSSIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sean: Okay, that's enough about my mom you bastards! I'm out of here!
//Sean leaves the room. //
Kenua: Did my car alarm go off?
Eddie: WOOOOOOOO SSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
//Kenua leaves to check on his car, but just as he does, two fine mamacitas come out from under Eddie's blanket wiping their mouths and giggling. //
Eddie: Orale mamacitas, was it me, or was there someone else in this room?
//Just then, Hacksaw Jim Duggan comes flying out of the closet and onto the bed. //
Hacksaw: HOOOO!!!!!!!
//The girls run away in fear, covering themselves with Eddie's blanket and leaving Eddie behind naked. //
Eddie: Hey, don't go! Now look what you did Hacksaw!
//At that moment, Kenua comes back into the room and sees Eddie naked and Hacksaw Jim Duggan on his bed. Kenua quickly runs away in fear. //
Eddie: Orale Ken, this isn't what it looks like holmes!
//Ron Simmons pops out of nowhere and looks up and down at Eddie. //
Ron: ....................
Eddie: ..................................
Ron: ....................................DAMN!!!!!!!
//Eddie quickly gets dressed and runs out the door to see Kenua running from Sean. //
Eddie: Hey Kenua, stop running from everone already holmes!
Kenua: No Eddie, you don't understand. SEAN HAS BEEN INFECTED!!!!
Eddie: Orale, I told that idiot to always use a condom, sheesh!
Kenua: No Eddie, SEAN HAS BEEN ZOMBIFIED!!!!!
//Eddie sees that Sean has been turned into a brain hungry zombie and begins to scream like Michael Jackson on crack. //
Sean: Braaaiiinnnnnnsssss!
//Kenua sees Sean hungry for brains and screams like a 6 year old boy being chased by Michael Jackson on crack. //
Eddie: KENUA!!! GET IN THE HOUSE HOLMES!!!!!
//Eddie and Kenua run in the house and bolt the door with Hacksaw's 2x4. //
Kenua: Who could have done this to poor Sean?
Hacksaw(Begins to chant): U-S-A!!!!!!
//Sean is seen outside eating Ron Simmons' brain. //
Sean: Yuuuummmmyyyy Braaaiiiinnnssss!!!!!
Ron Simmons: .........................................
Sean: ..................................................
Eddie: .................................................
Kenua: ................................................
Hacksaw (Picking on his boogers): ....................................
Ron: DAMN!!!!!!!
//That's where we last left off. So now here's the continuance of NBA ZOMBIES//
//Hacksaw, the two mamacitas, Kenua and Eddie are locked inside Eddie's house as they have bolted the door with Hacksaw's 2x4. Kenua is pacing the floor as Eddie makes out with the two mamacitas to calm his nerves. Hacksaw is looking for another 2x4.//
Kenua: We're gonna die aren't we? Well, AREN'T WE!!??!!
Hacksaw: NOW WAIT JUST A COTTON PICKIN MINUTE TOUGH GUY! NONE OF US ARE GOING TO DIE!
Kenua: Well that's easy for you to say, your career has been dead along time ago. Ooooh, I just burnt your ass!
//Kenua quickly notices that Hacksaw's eyes have glazed over and that his skin has become pale.//
Hacksaw: HOOOOO!!!! U-S-BRrraaaiinnnsssss!!!
//Kenua begins to tap Eddie's shoulder frantically as Eddie is still making out with the two mamacitas.//
Kenua: Humina-humina-humina-humina...
Eddie: Orale Kenua, what is it holmes?
Kenua: Hack-hack-HACKSAWS A FREAKING ZOMBIE!!! RUNNNN!!!!!
//Suddenly Sean and Ron Simmons crash through the door.//
Sean: Give us brains Noowww!
//Eddie, Kenua and the girls run as fast as they can but as soon as the Zombies get close, Kenua throws the two mamacitas at them.//
Sean: Mmmmmm, Titties and Braiiinnnsss!!!!
//The Zombies begin to feed on the girls as they also turn into Zombies.//
Eddie: OH NO HOLMES, NOW THEY'RE ZOMBIE-CITAS!!!!
Kenua: Oh damn! Um....they must've tripped I guess.
//Eddie and Kenua run until they see Dave McIntyre's Bar.//
Kenua: Look Eddie! It's Dave's Tavern! Let's hide in there!
Eddie: Ahh, Orale, the memories in that place.
//Kenuas jumps and crashes in through the window and gets cut in the process as Eddie simply pushes open the door as it was not locked. Eddie simply shrugs his shoulder as Kenua pulls glass from his body. Suddenly, Dave pops up from behind the bar with two sawed off barrell shotguns.//
Dave: Ye be trespassing! Now start talking or I'll blow holes in your testicles!
//Eddie giggles.//
Eddie: Orale, he said testicles!
Kenua: Wait Dave, it's us! We're not Zombies! We hate brains! We hate em so much that we don't even have any!
Dave: Wait, I can hear them coming! Quick , grab some guns!
//Dave tosses a shotgun to Eddie and Eddie does a corkscrew frontflip into a rollout and catches it with one hand. Dave tosses a pea shooter at Kenua and although he reaches out with both hands, the gun slips off his finger, hits the floor, goes off, and shoots him in his left pinky toe.//
Kenua: YEEEAARRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
//Gunshots are heard outside and Eddie, Kenua and Dave run out to see Anthony Tarantino and Matt Brocolli outside dressed like mobsters and shooting up Zombies with their Tommy Machine Guns. Zombies begin to pop out of nowhere as Eddie, Kenua and Dave join in to shoot at the Zombies.//
Ant: Hey you freakin goombas, aim for their freakin heads!!!
Kenua: Boy...this is.....FUN!!!!
//Blood, guts and breasts are seen flying everywhere. But suddenly Kenua runs out of bullets and notices that even more Zombies are coming. He sees an opening, grabs Eddie and hobbles out quickly.//
Eddie: Orale Kenua, what about the others?
Kenua: No time Eddie! We gotta get the hell out of here amigo and fast.
Eddie: We gotta find out what's causin all this!
//Suddenly they see Jimmy, Missy, Ben and Meggan all dressed in black and looking like they came out of a Terminator Movie.//
Ben: Maybe we can help you.
Jimmy: Come with us, if you want to live!
//Eddie looks around, and shrugs his shoulders.//
Eddie: Hasta La Vista...Baby?
To Be Continued in....
NBA ZOMBIES 2!!!
ORALE, DON'T MISS IT!!!
