Post by Eddie G. on Nov 11, 2007 15:05:03 GMT -5
G-films proudly presents
A Straight to DVD Productions
Starring Eddie G.
IN
Eddie G. & The Mermaid
//Eddie G. is sitting on a rocking chair, overlooking a river. He is completely naked, as it saves me time to not describe what he has on. He sighs in relief, as it has been the first time in months that he has been able to rest. Nevertheless, he is extremely saddened by the fact that the river has no more fish.//
Eddie:
Orale, no fish. I have been fishing in this river since I was a kid, but now my heart is saddened because there is no more fishys for me to fish.
//Eddie begins to sob.//
Eddie:
Oh well, at least I finally get some me time. No movies, no wrestling matches, no mamacitas.
//Eddie G. pauses in disbelief as to what he just said and gets up from his chair. //
Eddie:
NO MAMACITAS!?! What the hell is wrong with me? I need me a mamacita, and right now!!!!
//Just as he says that, a beautiful mermaid jumps from the water and into his hands. She smiles and winks at Eddie as Eddie winks back at her as well. //
Eddie:
Mamacita mermaid, we are going to have mucho fun baby. But wait.....
Mermaid:
........................
Eddie:
You're a fish. Where do I stick my spear in?
Mermaid:
.......................
//Eddie shrugs his shoulders and carries off the mermaid into the sunset. Porno music can be heard playing in the background.//
Eddie:
YEAH!!!
//Nine months later we see Eddie back at the river. The river is filled with fish to capacity. All of whom bare an uncanny resemblance to Eddie.//
Eddie:
Swim my sons, swim!
Fishes:
Orale, si papa!!!
Eddie:
Oops, did I do that?
//The scene fades to black as the credits roll down across the screen.//
THE END
A Straight to DVD Productions
Starring Eddie G.
IN
Eddie G. & The Mermaid
//Eddie G. is sitting on a rocking chair, overlooking a river. He is completely naked, as it saves me time to not describe what he has on. He sighs in relief, as it has been the first time in months that he has been able to rest. Nevertheless, he is extremely saddened by the fact that the river has no more fish.//
Eddie:
Orale, no fish. I have been fishing in this river since I was a kid, but now my heart is saddened because there is no more fishys for me to fish.
//Eddie begins to sob.//
Eddie:
Oh well, at least I finally get some me time. No movies, no wrestling matches, no mamacitas.
//Eddie G. pauses in disbelief as to what he just said and gets up from his chair. //
Eddie:
NO MAMACITAS!?! What the hell is wrong with me? I need me a mamacita, and right now!!!!
//Just as he says that, a beautiful mermaid jumps from the water and into his hands. She smiles and winks at Eddie as Eddie winks back at her as well. //
Eddie:
Mamacita mermaid, we are going to have mucho fun baby. But wait.....
Mermaid:
........................
Eddie:
You're a fish. Where do I stick my spear in?
Mermaid:
.......................
//Eddie shrugs his shoulders and carries off the mermaid into the sunset. Porno music can be heard playing in the background.//
Eddie:
YEAH!!!
//Nine months later we see Eddie back at the river. The river is filled with fish to capacity. All of whom bare an uncanny resemblance to Eddie.//
Eddie:
Swim my sons, swim!
Fishes:
Orale, si papa!!!
Eddie:
Oops, did I do that?
//The scene fades to black as the credits roll down across the screen.//
THE END
it was originally meant as a commercial for global warming esse lol
