Post by Eddie G. on Nov 11, 2007 12:28:35 GMT -5
G-films Presents
A Straight to DVD Production
Eddie G.
In
Eddie G's Day Off
//We see Kenua and Sean Classic pull up into Eddie G's driveway. They notice that the door to his home is open and they walk straight into his home and to his bedroom, where they see Eddie G. still laying in bed, covered with a huge blanket. //
Kenua: Eddie, you're still in bed?
Eddie: Si.
Sean: Hey esse, we're going to be late for work. Is that what you want?
Eddie: Sii.
Kenua: Sean, you see what I mean holmes? It's bad enough that Eddie's got us talking like him in this straight to DVD movie that he wrote, but he doesn't even care if we make it to work on time. Can this get any worse?
Eddie: SIII!!!
Sean: Eddie, what's wrong buddy? Is there some foreboding danger we are not aware of?
Eddie: SIIIII!!!!!
Kenua: Do you think I look fat in this shirt?
Eddie: OH SIIIIIII!!!!!!!!
Sean: Does my breath stink?
Eddie: SIIII!!!! SIII!!!!!!!!
Kenua: Does 2+4=6?
Eddie: SIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sean: Are my winning Lotto numbers 13-27-12-34-9?
Eddie: SIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kenua: Is my favorite color pink?
Eddie: SSSSIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!! OHHH SIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sean: Is it true that my mom is so dumb, that when I offered her Corn Flakes, she said, No thanks, I don't like dandruff in my cereal?
Eddie: .................
Sean: ........................
Eddie: SSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kenua: Speaking of dandruff, is it true that Sean's Mom is so dumb, that when I said I used Head & Shoulders on my hair, she said, Wo, that's a lot of work, I just use my hands.
Sean: Hey!
Eddie: AYYYY SSSSSIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!! AY YAH YAYYYYY1!!! SSSSIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sean: Okay, that's enough about my mom you bastards! I'm out of here!
//Sean leaves the room. //
Kenua: Did my car alarm go off?
Eddie: WOOOOOOOO SSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
//Kenua leaves to check on his car, but just as he does, two fine mamacitas come out from under Eddie's blanket wiping their mouths and giggling. //
Eddie: Orale mamacitas, was it me, or was there someone else in this room?
//Just then, Hacksaw Jim Duggan comes flying out of the closet and onto the bed. //
Hacksaw: HOOOO!!!!!!!
//The girls run away in fear, covering themselves with Eddie's blanket and leaving Eddie behind naked. //
Eddie: Hey, don't go! Now look what you did Hacksaw!
//At that moment, Kenua comes back into the room and sees Eddie naked and Hacksaw Jim Duggan on his bed. Kenua quickly runs away in fear. //
Eddie: Orale Ken, this isn't what it looks like holmes!
//Ron Simmons pops out of nowhere and looks up and down at Eddie. //
Ron: ....................
Eddie: ..................................
Ron: ....................................DAMN!!!!!!!
//Eddie quickly gets dressed and runs out the door to see Kenua running from Sean. //
Eddie: Hey Kenua, stop running from everone already holmes!
Kenua: No Eddie, you don't understand. SEAN HAS BEEN INFECTED!!!!
Eddie: Orale, I told that idiot to always use a condom, sheesh!
Kenua: No Eddie, SEAN HAS BEEN ZOMBIFIED!!!!!
//Eddie sees that Sean has been turned into a brain hungry zombie and begins to scream like Michael Jackson on crack. //
Sean: Braaaiiinnnnnnsssss!
//Kenua sees Sean hungry for brains and screams like a 6 year old boy being chased by Michael Jackson on crack. //
Eddie: KENUA!!! GET IN THE HOUSE HOLMES!!!!!
//Eddie and Kenua run in the house and bolt the door with Hacksaw's 2x4. //
Kenua: Who could have done this to poor Sean?
Hacksaw(Begins to chant): U-S-A!!!!!!
//Sean is seen outside eating Ron Simmons' brain. //
Sean: Yuuuummmmyyyy Braaaiiiinnnssss!!!!!
Ron Simmons: .........................................
Sean: ..................................................
Eddie: .................................................
Kenua: ................................................
Hacksaw (Picking on his boogers): ....................................
Ron: DAMN!!!!!!!
//The scene fades to black as the words "To Be Continued" appear on the screen//
To Be Continued in the next Straight to DVD Movie....
NBA ZOMBIES!!!
ORALE, DON'T MISS IT!!!
A Straight to DVD Production
Eddie G.
In
Eddie G's Day Off
//We see Kenua and Sean Classic pull up into Eddie G's driveway. They notice that the door to his home is open and they walk straight into his home and to his bedroom, where they see Eddie G. still laying in bed, covered with a huge blanket. //
Kenua: Eddie, you're still in bed?
Eddie: Si.
Sean: Hey esse, we're going to be late for work. Is that what you want?
Eddie: Sii.
Kenua: Sean, you see what I mean holmes? It's bad enough that Eddie's got us talking like him in this straight to DVD movie that he wrote, but he doesn't even care if we make it to work on time. Can this get any worse?
Eddie: SIII!!!
Sean: Eddie, what's wrong buddy? Is there some foreboding danger we are not aware of?
Eddie: SIIIII!!!!!
Kenua: Do you think I look fat in this shirt?
Eddie: OH SIIIIIII!!!!!!!!
Sean: Does my breath stink?
Eddie: SIIII!!!! SIII!!!!!!!!
Kenua: Does 2+4=6?
Eddie: SIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sean: Are my winning Lotto numbers 13-27-12-34-9?
Eddie: SIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kenua: Is my favorite color pink?
Eddie: SSSSIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!! OHHH SIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sean: Is it true that my mom is so dumb, that when I offered her Corn Flakes, she said, No thanks, I don't like dandruff in my cereal?
Eddie: .................
Sean: ........................
Eddie: SSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kenua: Speaking of dandruff, is it true that Sean's Mom is so dumb, that when I said I used Head & Shoulders on my hair, she said, Wo, that's a lot of work, I just use my hands.
Sean: Hey!
Eddie: AYYYY SSSSSIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!! AY YAH YAYYYYY1!!! SSSSIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sean: Okay, that's enough about my mom you bastards! I'm out of here!
//Sean leaves the room. //
Kenua: Did my car alarm go off?
Eddie: WOOOOOOOO SSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
//Kenua leaves to check on his car, but just as he does, two fine mamacitas come out from under Eddie's blanket wiping their mouths and giggling. //
Eddie: Orale mamacitas, was it me, or was there someone else in this room?
//Just then, Hacksaw Jim Duggan comes flying out of the closet and onto the bed. //
Hacksaw: HOOOO!!!!!!!
//The girls run away in fear, covering themselves with Eddie's blanket and leaving Eddie behind naked. //
Eddie: Hey, don't go! Now look what you did Hacksaw!
//At that moment, Kenua comes back into the room and sees Eddie naked and Hacksaw Jim Duggan on his bed. Kenua quickly runs away in fear. //
Eddie: Orale Ken, this isn't what it looks like holmes!
//Ron Simmons pops out of nowhere and looks up and down at Eddie. //
Ron: ....................
Eddie: ..................................
Ron: ....................................DAMN!!!!!!!
//Eddie quickly gets dressed and runs out the door to see Kenua running from Sean. //
Eddie: Hey Kenua, stop running from everone already holmes!
Kenua: No Eddie, you don't understand. SEAN HAS BEEN INFECTED!!!!
Eddie: Orale, I told that idiot to always use a condom, sheesh!
Kenua: No Eddie, SEAN HAS BEEN ZOMBIFIED!!!!!
//Eddie sees that Sean has been turned into a brain hungry zombie and begins to scream like Michael Jackson on crack. //
Sean: Braaaiiinnnnnnsssss!
//Kenua sees Sean hungry for brains and screams like a 6 year old boy being chased by Michael Jackson on crack. //
Eddie: KENUA!!! GET IN THE HOUSE HOLMES!!!!!
//Eddie and Kenua run in the house and bolt the door with Hacksaw's 2x4. //
Kenua: Who could have done this to poor Sean?
Hacksaw(Begins to chant): U-S-A!!!!!!
//Sean is seen outside eating Ron Simmons' brain. //
Sean: Yuuuummmmyyyy Braaaiiiinnnssss!!!!!
Ron Simmons: .........................................
Sean: ..................................................
Eddie: .................................................
Kenua: ................................................
Hacksaw (Picking on his boogers): ....................................
Ron: DAMN!!!!!!!
//The scene fades to black as the words "To Be Continued" appear on the screen//
To Be Continued in the next Straight to DVD Movie....
NBA ZOMBIES!!!
ORALE, DON'T MISS IT!!!
