Post by Eddie G. on Nov 11, 2007 12:02:59 GMT -5
The Eddie G. Condom Commercial
//Eddie G. is dressed casually and sitting on the hood of his low-rider. //
Eddie:
Orale, this is Eddie G. with a special announcement about my new product, the Eddie G. condom holmes!
//The product flashes through the screen. //
Eddie: That's right esse, if you are secretly trying to get your mamacita pregnant without her knowing, then this is the perfect product. Let's face it, if you're like me, trying to spread your seed all over the place, you need the right equipment.
//Men nodding their heads flash through the screen. //
Eddie:
If your mamacita is lazy, and doesn't like to take the pill holmes, get ready to get her pregnant!
//Women carrying between 4 to 5 babies each flash through the screen. //
Eddie:
Check it holmes! This is how it works!
//Eddie pulls out one of his specially made condoms. //
Eddie:
It looks like a regular condom, no? But check it out esse.
//Eddie pours water in the condom and water begins to leak from all sides of the condom. //
Eddie:
You see, it works esse! Isn't it time you get your bitch pregnant?
//More men nodding flash through the screen, including Jimmy Ice. //
Eddie:
And holmes, I'm not just the president,
I'm also a client.
//Eddie is surrounded by many women carrying from between 6 to 7 babies each. //
Eddie:
Oops! Did I do that!
//Scene fades to black, as a commercial for deadbeat dads and child support follow. //
good one missy. but eddie, does the condom come in xxxlarge? just wondring.
