First Ever NEW ADRENALINE RUSH show 12-5-07

[Ben Zenith]

[glow=red,2,300]Recap from FTW. Ben has betrayed Missy's trust by Impregnating her younger sister. and not only that, now Missy has lost her NBA Women's title due to Ben's interference in her match against Mr. Natural. Ben also claimed that he knew where Bev was, but he never revealed where. Now Meggan and Ben have gone missing this week and Jimmy and Missy are looking for them.

Since Bev is gone, Hannah Harper is taking advantage of her being the only current GM. She has signed The Paragon Scott Williams, formerly known as The Destroyer Steve Williams, to a lucrative deal. This week, she has given Natural and Paragon the day off. But what other sinister plans does she have up her sleeve this week? Or, are we going to see a new NEW GM?


The Three Amigos have reunited and it feels so good, as Kenua came to Eddie's aid by taking out Ethan Everhart's manager, Ian Mason, with an MK Bomb heard around the NBA. Will Ethan and Ian look for retribution this week?

Plus, speaking of impacts, Craig Lovecraft has arrived. But what are Craig Lovecrafts true intentions? He arrived on FTW this past Thanksgiving and made a mighty bold statement about taking over the NBA. What is he planning to do this week? [/glow]

FTW Extreme Championship & FTW Tag Team Championship Match
3 Belts/2 Titles!
The Rules are that the Winner of first fall wins the FTW Extreme Championship under Extreme Rules & The Winner of the second fall wins the FTW Tag Team Championship and must immediately pick the partner they wish to hold the tiles with. Somebody might actually leave with all the gold! The competitors are:
Anthony Tarantino vs. Kenua vs. V.I.P. vs. Eddie G. vs. Ethan Everhart vs. Ian Mason 


NEW Internet Championship (3 Way Elimination Match)
Saint Omen vs. Alex Seeker vs. Rango Strong


NEW Universal Championship Qualifier
Dave McIntyre vs. Craig Lovecraft


Jimmy Ice & Missy vs.    &  
Last week Jimmy faced off against a mystery opponent. What's the surprise this week?[glow=red,2,300][/glow] 


NOTE: THIS WILL BE FOR THE DECEMBER 5th SHOW
SO THERE'S LOTS OF TIME  ;D
PROMO AWAY!  

[Ben Zenith]

(ooc) Most, if not all, of this weeks winners will advance, win titles or matches, because of their promos, so be wise to promo. The N.E.W. brand is a promo based brand mostly. Deadlines for the promos will be December 4th at midnight. The results will be posted on the 6th.

[Miss Hannah Harper]

*Miss Harper is walking out of her office when she sees the NBA Camera crew waiting outside her door.*

Hannah: Let me fill you in on what I know so far. There won't be any new NEW GM's or I would have known about it! I am going to make all your lives a living hell. Mr. Natural and Paragon deserve the day off. As for Ben and Meggan taking the day off, THAT I did not allow and they will be docked in thir pay. Missy and Jimmy SUCK. HAHAHAHA!

[Anthony Tarantino]

*The scene opens with a shot of Anthony Tarantino sitting by his computer. He pulls up a page on NEWWrestling.com.*

********

FTW Extreme Championship & FTW Tag Team Championship Match
3 Belts/2 Titles!
The Rules are that the Winner of first fall wins the FTW Extreme Championship under Extreme Rules & The Winner of the second fall wins the FTW Tag Team Championship and must immediately pick the partner they wish to hold the tiles with. Somebody might actually leave with all the gold! The competitors are:
Anthony Tarantino vs. Kenua vs. V.I.P. vs. Eddie G. vs. Ethan Everhart vs. Ian Mason

**********

*Ant speaks*

Ant:
Well, well, well. Take a look at this historic match that I will be in on December 5th. Why is it historic? Not because the FTW Extreme Title is on the line. Not because the FTW tag titles are on the line. It is historic because I am in the match and it is historic because in one match Anthony Tarantino will win two belts and then allow some un-worthy piece of shit to team with me. Im in a fatal five match against four other men that equal one giant crap. Why are these men in a match with me? Simple.....The NEW ran out of superstars worth enough for a title so they stocked me up with these no body’s and these has-beens and these never were guys. Now here is what im going to talk about. Im going to run each and everyone of these men to the floor by trashing there character and insulting them. I will start with Kenua.

Kenua a member of the three amigos. In other words loser number one. Kenua acts like a child on Easter. Always prancing around looking for things but when a kid looks for eggs he usually finds them. Kenua never finds what he is looking for because he is an idiot. He is just not smart enough to do anything on his own and that is why he wrestles tag team so much. He always needs a partner to carry him. Unlucky for him but this is every man for themself meaning Eddie may come over and slap you right in your big nose. Then because you’re an idiot you may answer back by squeezing his nuts. I don’t know what you guys are going to do and I really don’t care. Your not in my league, not even close and on the 5th it goes threw your noggin and you realize how much better than you I really am. Tell your buddy Eddie exactly what I said to you so he can respond and make himself look like a fool.

Next is a man by the name of V.I.P. This is a very important person in his own little fantasy world. I don’t even who this guy is so how can he be very important? Oh as I continue to look at his profile on the NEW.com I see that VIP actually is the initials of his name. I see why you would use VIP rather than your name. Your name is a bigger piece of shit that your career credentials. Quite possibly the worst name I have ever heard. Im bored of you, I realize your no competition. I realize you’re a little road block in my path and road blocks just get blown back by Anthony Tarantino. How about I give you the week off and you can stay home. No one wants to see you. Save yourself the trip. Stay home for the rest of your life because your career is ka put.

Next is a man who calls himself the oracle. He should call himself done because he has no chance in this match and he also has no chance at life. If he comes to this match thinking he has a chance to win, I will crush his dreams and leave him in a depression for years. This man is not even worth my words. This man is not worth anything so im done with him.

The next man is known as Ian Mason. I don’t even see a profile of him on NEW.com. He must be some loser who they found on the streets and thought he is not good enough for a profile. However I see he is an associate of The Oracle. This must mean he is also a waste of my time.

Im done with these fools after the 5th. Im in this match for two titles and I will get what I want. It wont be pretty, it wont be a classic wrestling match. It will be a domination and it will be a slaughter. I will leave with 2 belts on me and I will drag the man I choose to be my partner behind me and carry him threw a monster tag title reign. I will make one of your careers because with out me your careers are going no where.

*The scene fades out to black.*

[Ethan Everhart]

[glow=red,2,300]The scene opens with Ethan Everhart and his manager Ian Mason leaving an NBA house show in Chicago Illinois and are getting into their black stretch limo. It's chilly outside and Ethan is wearing a long black overcoat and shades. Ian is wearing a black leather trench and white suit. The NEW camera crew are also outside. And just before they enter the limo, they call out to Ethan Everhart and his manager for comments on their match December 5th.[/glow]

Ethan: Hold it. I know what you want to hear, so let me say it quick, so that we can all go on our merry way. First, we got V.I.P. coming back to only lose for the billionth time against me. Vincent, how many times do I have to beat you for you to get it through your thick head that although you might belong in the ring, it's just not with me. Go back to your nightclub in Miami, and tell the boys about the story when you got your ass handed to you by Ethan Everhart. Go ahead, drink one on the house and do your best that night to get laid by the usual transvestites that invade your bar. That is the life you are worthy of having...no life at all.

Eddie, poor Eddie. The beating I gave you this past Thanksgiving wasn't enough for you was it? I'll admit Mexican, you gave me a run for my money at first, but in the end, I'm the one going to the finals to compete for the NEW Universal Title and on December 5th I will add even more gold to my gorgeous waist. You got that, "esse"? Ha! Go write your little movies and go star in them since no one with a mind in Hollywood would hire your green card having ass anyway. I should call border patrol and just end this quickly for you.

Kenua, if it's true what they say about you, then you should be no trouble at all. You see, I despise jokesters and pranksters like yourself. I think you truly are the lowest form of substance to grace God's green earth. I have no idea why you wanted to help Eddie G. this past Thursday, but your interference will be your downfall. I don't know much about you, but what I do know is that you will be just another number, just another casualty of war come December 5th. Now before you start trying to disect my words so that you can somehow "throw"" it back in my face, think carefully what you are about to say or do. All you have are jokes and a lackluster career that needs to be charged by a reunion with the three amigos. I don't need to prove myself to you or to anyone in this match, you're the one that needs to step up, not me. But what happens when you step up and fail? I'll tell you what happens. Your failure becomes just another punchline in the joke of a career you have.

Last and most definitely least. Tarantino, for a guy who supposedly didn't want to waste his time talking about me, you sure talk too much and you sure talk way too much out of your ass. Hmm, let's see, two weeks ago you debut in a match for the United States title and said the exact same crap you're saying right now and you still lost. In fact, you're the shmuck who got pinned. Now, you say you've been online and checking out who your opponents are? Tsk, you're a sad man Tarantino. Because apparently you don't know shit. When I debuted, it was for the the NBA Television title, and I won my match junior. Now, I am One of the Top contenders for the NEW Universal Title and competing in two more title matches. You, you'll just lose again and again and again, because losing is what you do best apparently. You don't have to know anything about me Anthony, but I do know everything I need to know about you, which is quite frankly that you suck. Since you are supposedly greater than the titles we are going to compete for, it won't matter when you end up not winning any of them. You're a bigger comedian than Kenua. Now go ahead and say your usual crap about being bored of my comments and not knowing what I said. In reality, you're just trying to hide your illiteracy.

Now gentlemen, or should I say gentlefreaks, if you'll excuse us. We have other matters to attend to.

[glow=red,2,300]Ian and Ethan enter the limo and drive away as the scene fades out.[/glow]

[vincent]

**V.I.P. is seen on his yacht surrounded by beautiful top 10 models. He is wearing expensive shades and even more expensive jewerly with no shirt and white summer pants and sandals. An NBA Camera Crew has arrived to film the NBA Superstar**


V.I.P: Now when I heard that the NBA was expanding its talent roster, I said to myself, "V.I.P., big things are poppin in the NBA, and now that I've oficially arrived at the hotspot of professional wrestling, the NBA, it's time for my number to be called up. Cause you see, V.I.P. is the quarterback, the captain of this ship known as the NBA. Now you can add FTW and the NEW to that list. The real star around here is me. We got guys comin in here and winning titles and fightin their asses off to get the notoriety they feel they deserve. Well, I got bad news fellas, when V.I.P. hits the spot, everything else has to drop. I'm the Big playa in these parts and I got two superbowl rings to prove it.


**V.I.P. shows his two NFL championship rings to the camera as they beam from the sun. Two models sit next to him and he puts his arms around them as they touch his chest.**


V.I.P: Yeah, as you can plainly witness, I ain't come to the NBA to be second best. I'm top dog **Pounds on his chest** Around here, I got all the game, and...**Looks at the two models as they giggle giddily at V.I.P.** ...I also GET all the game, dig? Well, now if you will excuse me, V.I.P's only, bitches!


**V.I.P. instructs his bouncer Nomad to get rid of the camera crew. Nomad draws close to the camera as his hands cover the lens. The scene cuts to V.I.P. in action in the ring as matches that he has had flashes through the screen, with him hitting his signature moves and finishing with him getting his hands raised. The scene ends as it fades out to black.**

[Anthony Tarantino]

*We see a shot of Anthony Tarantino and Matty Broccoli.*

Matty: A few NBA chumps are talking shit about you. Have you heard?

Anthony: Of course I heard. Two morons think they have more skills than me. It really makes me laugh when people tell me that I suck because it makes them sound like a complete idiot.

Matty: Yea I heard that Oracle jerk talk some smack.

Anthony: Yea, he flat out said I suck. Im here to tell him that he passes the word “suck” he is un describably bad and needs to keep his mouth shut. All that ever comes out is shit and words no one cares to listen too. Ethan you slow piece of garbage! Take a look at my career credentials. Take a look at the men I have beaten in my career. My accomplishments don’t rival yours, they surpass them and make you look like a rookie. I am a world champion, I have taken out and defeated the best in this business.

Matty: You should name them for him.

Ant: I have taken on and destroyed men like Russian Rocket. Men like Dave Fisher and Venom. I went toe to toe with the Iron Man and ripped him apart. DOMINATION! You are a sad sad man Ethan. Your list of childish achievement is a joke. I wipe my ass with your accomplishments.

Matty: Did you hear the V.I.P?

Ant: You mean the S.L.B. The stupid loser bitch. The man talks like he should be in a mental institution. Any man that is 32 years of age needs to learn how to speak. He talks like a fool on crack and that man truly is not worth my time. That man is a waste of talent. I suggest him go back to the h double O D and sell some green to G’s. The models you hired for your little skit are beastly bitches.

Matty: Haha, and just so NBA knows....My name is Matty Broccoli. The right hand man of Anthony and the number two bad mother fucker in this business. Of course Ant is number one.

Ant: Of course.

Matty: Any time my buddy is getting beat down two on one like a pack of wild animals. I will be there and I will decimate you!

Ant: Get ready for a fucking beat down.

Matty: All Over THE FUCKING BLOCK!

*The scene fades to black.*

[vincent]

**V.I.P. is once again seen on his yacht surrounded by beautiful top 10 models. He is wearing expensive shades and even more expensive jewerly with no shirt and white summer pants and sandals. An NBA Camera Crew has arrived to film the NBA Superstar**

V.I.P: Damn dogs, I am hearing all of these white boys talking about what they gonna do to the lone black guy. I feel like a puck in the NHL. But seriously, it reminds me of that movie "I AM LEGEND" with Will Smith. The last guy on earth was a black guy, while everyone else was a zombie freak vampire. The thing about that movie is that it is symbolic of what is going to happen on the fifth of december. I will be the last man standing in that ring and I will be holding all the gold. I AM also the only one in that ring who can be considered a LEGEND. I'm the Big playa in these parts and I got two superbowl rings to prove it. The real star around here is ME. **Pounds on his chest**

Ethan, you only beat me once, so stop exxagerating son. Beat me once, shame on you, beat me twice, shame on me. You act like you're so great, but whatever happened to your TV title you talk so much about? You lost it against Sean Classic. So stop gassin your head dip shit and show some respect to your better, ME. Anthony, you're the last person who should be talking about names. Hillside strangler? Man, strangle these nuts. You act like we supposed to show you some type of respect when WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THE HELL YOU ARE. Son, just shut up, sit in a corner somewhere and let the grown ups wrestle for championships. Because when V.I.P. hits the spot, everything else has to drop. Kenua and Eddie G. I can't wait to witness your hipocrisy when you are forced to wrestle each other. Afterwards, you two need to get a room and screw each other silly.
Well, now if you will excuse me, V.I.P's only, bitches!


**V.I.P. instructs his bouncer Nomad to get rid of the camera crew. Nomad draws close to the camera as his hands cover the lens. The scene cuts to V.I.P. in action in the ring as matches that he has had flashes through the screen, with him hitting his signature moves and finishing with him getting his hands raised. The scene ends as it fades out to black.**

[Anthony Tarantino]

*We see a shot of Anthony Tarantino in Hillside New York. He is talking with a friend but he excuses himself and walks towards the camera with a smile on his face.*

I feel bad for the fans at home. It must be tough having to listen to the VIP so much. But im with you all. He gives me a head ache too. Plus his pointless rants make me sick. He talks about a movie featuring Will Smith.

*Silence*

VIP, this is not a movie. This is real life and Hollywood can not save you from me. See you may think that because your black it’s going to help you win but the truth is I don’t care if your white, arab, asian, caucasian or my own people the Italian’s. I don’t give a fuck what you are! In the end we will have the same result and that is with me coming out on top. Then you said you don’t know who the hell I am.

*Ant chuckles.*

We have something in common. You don’t know me and I don’t know you but we also have differences. If I would ask anyone about you they would say what the hell are you talking about and who the hell is VIP? You ask anyone about me and they respond like this.

“Anthony. Yea, Ant is the XPW World Champ, Ant is the KOTD ECWF champ. Anthony is the best there is and Ant is better than VIP.”

So VIP, if you want to have any chance in this match I suggest you read some articles or watch some videos of me. At least give yourself a chance. All I see your punk ass doing is posing with a few ugly broads.

The 5th draws nearer minute by minute. On the 5th you wont be Straight up Ballin. You will straight up suck........Son.

Get some accomplishments to your name before the next time you speak to me like that. Im no bitch, you’re the bitch and the bitch never wins. The bitch gets put on his back. When you mess with the family you get smacked but when you mess with the strangler you get fucking wacked.

*The scene fades to black.*

[vincent]

** V.I.P. is in a remote location playing golf. He has just hit an Eagle and has gained a par. He celebrates with several of his model girlfriends.**

V.I.P: Damn, did you see that? That was off the chain if I do say so myself.

**His caddy puts back his 9 Iron as he looks into an NEW Camera.**

V.I.P: Anthony, you are straight up trippin fool. What, the moolie upset you with his slang? Just because someone prefers to use street slang terminology doesn't mean that he or she is ignorant. You just made yourself look stupid, since it's obvious you like to use Mob slang terminology in your disgusting display of promos. Now before I make you look even more foolish than you already are, take your XPW Crapionship and your King Of The Dick Match title somewhere else, because here, you are just a legend in your own pants. Tell your girlfriend Matt Brocolli to stop sucking you off and to get a life.

I will say this about you, you are persistent. But a challenge? I highly doubt it. What the hell would you know about straight up ballin? Please stop now, cause you are embarassing yourself. Ethan Everhard, you and your gay manager friend need to stop also. At least Eddie and Kenua have the sense of not talking any crap. They know it would do them no good anyways. I'm your next FTW Extreme Champion and the Next FTW Tag Champion and if I feel like it, I'll take the NEW Universal title as well. If that idiot Ethan and some douche name Iron Man is in it, I damn sure deserve a shot. I do what I want and when I want.

Now before I leave, let me hit you off with this one thing playa. If this is the best that any of these guys have, this is going to be cake. I feel sorry that the idiot fans are going to be cheated out of their money on this one, because We all know who the winner of this match is going to be, ME! So if you didn't know, now you know. Now let me get back to my game fools.

**V.I.P. is given a club and hits the golf ball perfectly into a hole in one. The scene fades as he gives a sadistic smirk to the camera.**

[Anthony Tarantino]

*The scene opens with a shot of Anthony Tarantino in another conference being bombarded by interviewers.*

Ant: Who is the lucky channel thats gonna get an interview with me? Your rent will be paid for the next year.

IW’s: Me! Oh! Me! Please!

*Many rush up to him but he chooses a middle aged Women from channel seven and they walk into a room.*

Ant: Okay, I speak you listen and here it goes.

Iw: Action.

Ant: What a child this man named MVP is. This man may be the biggest baby I have ever seen. Did you see what he said about the titles I hold? XPW crapinship and the King Of The dick match. That reminds me of something I would say at the age of three. This man is 32 years of age and talking with childish insults, stupid bubonic’s and baggy clothes that make him look like a clown.

Iw: Yes if I do say so myself those insults were quite childish.

Ant: Yes they were and another thing that is childish is the way this man fights. This man fights like a child. Slab boxing garbage. Looks like he’s doing to doggy paddle when he fights. I cant take this guy seriously. NEW is this a joke?

*The interviewer has a smile on here face.*

Ant: Hey is this a joke?

IW: It certainly is.

Ant: VIP haha. D.O.A Dead on Arrival.

*The scene fades out.*

[Eddie G.]

The scene opens as Eddie G. is seen in a pimped out black and chrome silver 1972 Chevy El Camino Low Rider in the Downtown section of L.A. His stereo is pumped up as he plays Impacto By Daddy Yankee. He is wearing black Akademic Jeans, a specially made white Eddie G. shirt that says, "Hollywood Never Looked So Good" in bold letters (Order yours at NBAwrestling.shop.com for only $19.99 ;D ). He is honking to the Mamacitas. Eddie suddenly notices the NBA Cameras coming towards him.

Eddie: Orale mi gente! How good is it to be back here in L.A. The mami's are looking fine and I'm looking better than ever. Things have never been better. Now I've been listening to a few comments here and there by some of the competition I'm going to face on the infamous "5th of December". Now, everyone is marking this day in their calendars, so shame on you if you haven't done so yet. The Debut premiere of N-E-W Adrenaline Rush is coming to T-N-T. There will be a new N-E-W Internet Champion, a new F-T-W Extreme Champion, and there will be new F-T-W World Tag Team Champions. If that wasn't enough, we also got a bunch of talent who are either debuting for the first time, or returning to the NBA, and the tournament for the N-E-W Universal Championship continues. Orale holmes, I am as excited as could be. But, when I listen to the likes of Ethan Everhart, Anthony Tarantino and V-I-P, I just want to run somebody over with my Low Rider, steal their wallets, steal their mamacita, cheat the I-R-S, run them over with my Low Rider, Lie to my honey about not sleeping with these three hot coed chicas I met the other night at some college frat party I crashed, and get high with Kenua while we watch a replay of "Eddie G. & Kenua go to White Castle" on blue ray disc. Oh yes Ethan, me and Kenua are a couple of Wild and Crazy Guys! We enjoy living la vida loca. We like to have fun and hang out with the Mami's (You should try it sometimes esse). But, don't confuse our laid back lifestyles for weakness esse, cause that's where you underestimate your competition. Ethan, we know that you and your life partner, Ian mason, are going to work together on this one, but in the end vato, or should I say Pato, you are going down....on Ian Mason.

Very Ignorant Person, for once I agree with Tarantino, you sound like a retard, and this is coming from a mexican who speaks broken english. Orale V-I-P must stand for some type of sexual disease, because I've seen those hookers you've been with Holmes. After being with those chicas, they are going to change your name from V-I-P to H-I-V. After this, I think I might run you over with my Low Rider and take your wallet too. Holmes, stop "Ballin" before your nuts explode from gonorrhea.

Anthony, why are you so worried about what Kenua and I are going to do in the ring Holmes. Do want to know what we are going to do? Okay, check this out esse. First, we are going to team up and take care of everyone else and then when it's just me and Kenua, this is how the rest of that match will go. Kenua and I will proceed to lock up...in a thumb wrestling match. Then we will play a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors. Oh, it's going to be a grueling match esse, because then afterwards we will compete in an Iron Man...tickling contest! OHHH, it's going to blow the roof off the arena we're competing in holmes! When we are all finished, we will proceed to pin and beat everyone else, including you oh great and powerful Oz.

Check it out Anthony, to be a Champion of any caliber is a difficult thing to do, so although you don't care for it, I applaud you on being the XPW Champion and the ECWF KOTD Champion. But esse, PLEASE stop mentioning that one hundred million times in your promos! I was a World champion, but you don't see me saying it every thirty seconds. And who is this Brocolli guy? Does he owe you some money? Is he your long lost lover? Is he a figment of your imagination? Is he Matt Spinach, or Match Carrot, or the villanious Matt Cucumber? Did he save a bunch of money by switching to Geico? Holmes, everytime I hear this guy talks, he takes away even more of what credibility you have left.

Well, that's what I have to say about the fifth of December you loveable goons. So keep the peace and lay of the crack pipes. See ya!

Just as he drives away, he runs over an Ant, a Brocolli, MVP, and a Ethan everhart fan.

Eddie: OOPS, did I do that?

He takes their wallets and leave.

[Anthony Tarantino]

*The scene opens up with a shot of Anthony Tarantino wearing jeans and a tee shirt drinking coffee.*

VIP you got a serious diss when Eddie G told you that you talk like a retard. Like he said he barely can speak at all. You must be one illiterate bastard. As far as Eddie goes, he wants me to stop telling the world im a champ. Im done with that. I just wanted to let VIP know what he is messing with. He said he did not know who I am so I had to give him a little lesson in exactly how I roll.

Then Eddie asks who Matty Broccoli is. Well Matty is my top pizan that I have known since middle school. He’s my right hand man and he’s not really much of a speaker. He is more of a punch you in the face and toss you off a building into a lake type of guy. Don’t try to be amigos with him because it wont work.

His name is Matty Broccoli....big deal. He has heard that where ever he goes, he no longer cares. He beats legends and he damn sure can beat Eddie. Luckily for eddie this week Matty is not his opposition. Unlucky his opposition is me and that is a bit worse because im the baddest man on the planet. Im the number one g. Im the only true Mobster and the rest of you simply do not matter.

Now that is all I have to say about Eddie G.

I will be waiting for the next man to step up and take a shot at me.

*The scene fades out*

[kenua]

*Kenua is shown practicing in a gym, Kenua has a bike helmet and boxing gloves on as he punches a punching bag. Kenua looks over his shoulder and see's the camera. Kenua turns to the camera and his pants are unzipped*

Kenua: Um... hi. I guess this is my first NBA promo. So... yeah.. i'm kinda nervous. *Takes a deep breathe*

Anthony Tarantino, so, here we go again. This is the time where you hog up everybodies time and do a thousand pointless promos and interveiws that nobody cares about. You know, I didn't even bother watching your promo because i'm sure it'll be the same shit that you say time and time again.

Next off, is Mr.Everheart. You don't know me, and I don't know you, that's pretty much what your telling me. Well son, i'll tell you exactly who I am. I am the ICZ Internet champion, WWA Heavyweight champion, XPW tag team champion, former ECWF tag team champion, former ECWF KOTD champion, I won in a death match, and since you don't know what that is, i'll give you some brief details. It was a solid cage with barbed wire all over it with barbewire on each of the turnbuckles, and a lot of different weapons on the outside, I won that match against 8 other guys. It was a brutal match, and I still have scars and bruises from that match, even after almost two years after it happened, I was suppose to be out of action multiple times with career ending injuries, but even with that, I still wrestle, i'm not even suppose to wrestle due to my neck, my neck will never fully heal and I know that, but I love wreslting too much, and it's gonna take much more then an injury to keep me out of wrestling, I will wrestle in a wheel chair with both my legs chopped off and plastic arms if I have to, but I will never quit, and the only time that you'll see me retired from wrestling is when I am in my coffin and dead asleep. That is who the hell I am. You say that you hate jokers and what not. Well, does this face look like i'm joking? Because I am not. Now, usualy, i'd be joking around and whatnot but this match is very important to me, and I plan on not only walking out with the FTW tag team championship and of course, my partner of my choosing will be Eddie G. but i'll be walking out as the FTW Extreme championship. What a way to kick off my NBA wrestling career by winning not one, but two titles in one night. I ain't going to fall victum to anyobdy in this match, not Ant, not V.I.P, not not Ian, and certainly not you Everheart.

Last but not least, Eddie. Eddie, long time no see. I can't wait til the match on Wendsday night! Eddie, we've been through a lot throughout our careers. And I am glad that I can team up with you again, but, you are not a partner in this match. Sure, we're best of friends, but ley me get this through your head, we are not partners in this match. The moment everybody is down outside the ring and sleeping, we'll do a quick game of thumb wars and rock paper scissors, i'm really looking forward to that to ell you the truth, but right after we get done with that, i'm gonna MK bomb you amnd pin you for the 1.....2.....3. Then BAM! FTW Extreme championship is mine. Then Eddie, all I have to do is pin you again, or better yet, I have a better idea. How about after I MK bomb you, how about I just lay down and put your arm up against my chest and you can have the "glory" of winning our tag team belts, because, sure, friends share, I get one pin on you and you get the other pin on me, now I know what Ant is thinking, he's probably thinking that this is sounding a little gay and i'm only saiyng this because I know just talking about you laying your arm against my chest makes them want to masterbate right now, I know Ant, trust me, I work in XPW and he does some weird stuff at times.

*Kenua forgets on what he has to say next and the screen fades to black*

[Anthony Tarantino]

*The scene opens up with a shot of Anthony and Matty*

Matty: Bada boom, he’s knocked out all of the hood of the fucking car! I was standing over him giving him jabs in the temple. Fucking brains squirting from his nose on that!

Ant: Haha, I hope you cleaned the car though.

Matty: The car is ka put! We put it threw a crusher get all the blood and germs out of the area so no one messes with us.

Anthony: Plus you teach the bastard a lesson.

Matty: Anyway did you hear Kenua.

Ant: Of course....Play that shit back....

*******

Anthony Tarantino, so, here we go again. This is the time where you hog up everybodies time and do a thousand pointless promos and interveiws that nobody cares about. You know, I didn't even bother watching your promo because i'm sure it'll be the same shit that you say time and time again

********

Yes Kenua here we are again! Im here to hog up all your time and promo space because no one wants to hear your stupid comedy bull shit. Im here to save them from listening to your wormed out mind acting like a fucking fool. No one cares about my interviews? Well look at VIP. VIP gets horny while matching mine because all he does is talk like a bitch after he hears my voice.

You did not watch my promo....I could care less. I watched your’s so I can see your ugly face and get a good laugh. Im awaiting you to star alongside Bob Saget in a comedy movie. Now that would sell! Add Sacha Baron Cohen and BOOM! It’s a fucking masterpiece.

At least you know you have a career after I destroy you right? So Kenny botz your time is over and it is my time to shine. You equal shit and I equal double champ and that is all I got to say about that.

Wait and Bleed.

*Ant and Matty walk away as the scene fades to black.*