11-17-07 NBA SURGE Results

[Ben Zenith]

The camera is shown backstage as a limo pulls up. The limo parks and driver gets out, walking around to the back and opening the door. A moment later, a long, athletic, sexy leg steps out, following by the gorgeous body of Missy Monroe. She smiles as the crowd pops and turns stepping aside. A moment later, out climbs none other the The Iron Man, Jimmy Ice. The crowd pops loudly again as Wrestling’s First Couple is together again. They thank the limo driver and start to walk towards Bev’s Office.

Missy: Thank you again for coming Hon. I didn’t expect you to drop everything to come here you know.

Jimmy: Miss, you know I’d do anything for you, and ECWF is running fine. I had the time and Bev is a friend. Besides, how could I say no to you?

She giggles at him as they stop and she turns to look at him

Missy: This is so unlike her. I called her, repeatedly, went to see her I don’t know how many times . . . nobody’s heard from her. Its like she’s vanished.

Jimmy: We’ll find her Miss, don’t worry. You got me here now.

Grins to cheer her up.

Jimmy: You know I won’t stop until I see her back in her chair, in her office, running the show.

Missy kisses him on the cheek as she wraps her arms around him and they continue walking.

Missy: Its really good to have you here Jimmy.

Jimmy: Miss, its damn good to be here.

They enter Bev’s office.



Scene cuts to the NBA Logo as the music starts to play and a clock starts ticking down.

Here comes the
Here comes the
Here comes the
Ya'll don't really want it now (BOOM!)

Rapid shots of the NBA roster flash by

Here comes the (BOOM!)

Bev Hyatt is seen posing

Here comes the (BOOM!)

Missy is seen holding up the Women’s Title.

Here comes the . . .
Ya'll don't really want it now (BOOM!)

Mayhem and Money are seen posing with the Tag Titles.

Here comes the (BOOM!)

Natural is seen holding up the FTW Title.

Here comes the (BOOM!)

Sean is seen holding up the TV Title.

Here comes the . . .
Ya'll don't really want it now (BOOM!)

Vacant Titles flash by

It's the N-E-Double L-Y I said it so
I keep it realz up in my hood, on the dirty like Bledsoe
Ain't got no twist in my hair, but I'm still dread throwin
I gots plenty of bread so I go to bed full now
Ain't in it to win,to win it I'm all in
I might call you my cuz youngblood, but we ain't kin naw

A series of shots flash by of various stars hitting their finishers.

Ya think of jumpin man, you best think again
Lil dirty, I'm the type of man that might could go for revenge
Have some not so nice friends, kick the door off the hinge
Take the door of ya Benz, p-p-pop 4 of your friends
This here ain't cynical (Uh uh)

McIntyre is seen shaking his finger at his opponent with a smile.

Mental, subliminal, I'm physical, financial, and mental to be a general
Lil mama come, she want a soldier
Not the type be in the tank, but in that Rover
I'm in the zone like AIDS full blown
I'm killin it like a blind man readin, I'm feelin it like (BOOM!)

Ethan Everhart is seen landing a big shooting star press

Scene switches to a live shot of the stage and the arena as stage pyros go off in time with the BOOM’s.

Here comes the (BOOM!)

Red Pyros

Here comes the (BOOM!)

Blue Pyros

Here comes the
Ya'll don't really want it now (BOOM!)

White Pyros

Here comes the (BOOM!)

Zenith is seen hitting the Zenith Hammer.

Here comes the (BOOM!)

Missy is seen hitting the Kryptonite Cutter.

Here comes the
Ya'll don't really want it now (BOOM!)

Jimmy Ice is seen hitting the Vintage Iron Man.

Here comes the (BOOM!)

McIntyre is seen hitting the Pure Perfection.

Here comes the (BOOM!)

Meggan Monroe is seen hitting the Wonder Bomb.

Here comes the
Ya'll don't really want it now (BOOM!)

Seeker is seen hitting the Way to Stardom.

Here comes the (BOOM!)

Anthony Tarantino is seen hitting the Keep It Silent.

Here comes the (BOOM!)

Sean Classic is seen hitting the Instant Classic.

Here comes the
Ya'll don't really want it now (BOOM!)

Eddie G. is seen playing to the crowd and hitting the Director’s Cut.

As the song continues, the camera pans the arena and settles on the announcer’s table.

Al: Hey everyone, we are LIVE and SOLD OUT at the Staples Center in Los Angeles, California! The birthplace of NBA Westling!


A quick shot of the Staples Center is seen and the camera comes back to Al Albert and Mr. Entertainment Seth Jordan.

Al: I'm Al Albert alongside my new announce partner, Seth Jordan!

Seth: Yeah, whassup?

Al: Tonight, it's Champion vs. Champion. The FTW World Champion Mr. Natural, squares off against the newly crowned NBA Television Champion Sean Classic.

Seth: It's no secret that Naitch is my hero! He's got this one in the bag Pal.

Al: That's Al.

Seth: Whatever.

Al: Hollywood Eddie G. takes on The Oracle Ethan Everhart!

Seth: Eddie G. is going to face the wrath of the former Television Champion.

Al: In a highly anticipated match, and in what may very well be the show stealer of the night, Anthony Tarantino, Dave McIntyre and Alex Seeker will go at it in a special Three Way Dance for the vacated NBA United States Heavyweight Championship.

Seth: I've been looking forward to this match all week. My prediction is that Anthony Tarantino will be The New U.S. Champion! HA!

Al: Also, Iron Man Jimmy Ice has come back at the request of Missy and he is here to find out What happened to Miss Hyatt! So in the Main event, The NBA World Tag Team Champions Big Time Bobby Money and Maniac Mark Mayhem will take on the returning Iron Man Jimmy Ice and The NBA World Champion Ben Zenith! The thing is, Money has been claiming all week that he knows where Miss Hyatt is and has been telling the Iron Man that if he wants answers, that he would have to beat them out of him.

Seth: This is some crazy shit Al! Everyone is suspect and I wouldn't put it past Money to know something. Hey, if it allows us to see THIS match on free T.V. then hallelujah!!!



Al: Well, it's time to kick things off here tonight with our opening match. And what a match! It's Champion vs. Champion! In a non-title match, the FTW World Champion Mr. Natural, squares off against the newly crowned NBA Television Champion Sean Classic, in what looks to be a "classic" confrontation.

Seth: Please, Sean should feel blessed that he will be in the same ring as the Messiah of Professional Wrestling Al! Sean got lucky with Ethan Everhart, what makes you think he's going to beat Natural!?! HA! I laugh! Let's go to ring announcer Dean Baxter before I pee on myself.

Dean Baxter: The following is our opening contest on NBA Surge! It is a non-title match scheduled for one fall!

Brooklyn By Symphony plays over the loud speakers. Sean Classic comes out to cheers doing his "Classic" pose to the crowd. Pyro shoots from behind him on the entrance ramp, while even more pyro shoots from the sides of the entrance and over him in a criss cross formation.

Dean Baxter: From Crooklyn, New York, weighing in at 268lbs. Here is your NBA Television Champion of the World....Sean Classic!

The crowd reacts with cheers as Sean raises his new NBA Television Title in the air.

Al: Sean worked his tail to get that Television title, unlike his opponent, who was awarded his title.

Sean: That doesn't mean he doesn't deserve it Al.

Dean Baxter: His opponent....

Before Dean can continue, Gwen Diamond enters the ring and snatches the microphone from his hands. The crowd boos loudly.

Al: She is really taking after Hannah Harper, isn't she?

Seth: Yeah, they're both HOT!

Gwen: THAT'S MY JOB DEAN BASTARD!!!

The Crowd continues to boo.

Seth: HA! Good one!

Gwen: Get your STUPID MOTHERF**KING ASSES UP, You disrespectful pricks!!! And help me welcome the best thing going today, the one true MESSIAH OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING!!! That's right, it's the ONE AND ONLY....MR. NATURAL!!!

The boos rain down on the arena, as the lights dim and the strobe lights flash on and off in the arena. Internationally Known by Supernatural nearly drowns out the boos as it plays loudly in the arena. Natural is seen in a silhouette behind a white screen. The FTW Dancers are dancing on the sides of the ring and on cue they point towards Natural as the screen goes up. Mr. Natural walks down the entrance ramp alongside his pet white lion named "Death", who roars at the crowd. He is dressed in his usual wrestling attire, along with his trademark t-shirt that reads, Sean Classic....TODAY YOU DIE!!! And on the back it reads, COURTESY OF MR. NATURAL. He hands the lion to a trainer and enters the ring. He takes off his shirt and throws it at Sean Classic, but Sean throws it back in his face, much to the crowds delight as the bell sounds.

Al: And this match is underway! Both men lock up in the center of the ring. Who do you give the strength advantage to?

Seth: Natural of course!

Al: And who would you say is a better wrestler?

Seth: Natural of course!

Al: Who's a better dancer?

Seth: Natural of course!

Al: Who would you date?

Seth: Natural of - HEYYY!!!

Al: Gotcha! Yesss!

Sean manages to push Natural back towards the turnbuckle, but Natural quickly reverses and shoves Sean into the corner. Natural feigns to break the hold but quickly goes downstairs with rights and lefts. The referee counts to four and Natural quickly backs away for a second to break the count. Natural grabs a stunned Sean and connects with a Belly-to-belly overhead throw out of the corner.

Al: Natural is allll over Sean!

Sean: I'll tell you what Al, I've never seen Natural more focused!

Natural goes over to pick up Sean, put is surprised by a Small Package.

1....

2....

....Kick out by Natural.

Al: WO! Maybe not that focused! He almost got pinned! Wait...both men are back to a vertical base and Sean is wailing at the FTW Champ with his own rights and lefts!

Seth: Shi..., come on Natural!

Sean grabs a now stunned Natural and hits him with a Classic Slam (Pumphandle Angle Slam). Sean quickly gets up and calls for the Classic Kick (Sick Kick). Natural slowly gets up as Sean runs off the ropes, but just as he goes for the Classic Kick, Natural barely moves out of the way and Sean lands on the back of his head.

Al: WHAT AN OPENING MATCH WE'VE GOT HERE TONIGHT!!! WOWW!!! BOTH OF THESE MEN CAME TO PLAY!!!

Seth: I hate it when you get all crazy like that Al!

Natural grabs Sean by the hair and nails him with the Messiah Slam (Modified Katahajime Suplex) and goes for the pin.

1....

2....

....Sean shoots up his right shoulder.

Al: Another close pin! Both men are giving it their all Seth!!!

Seth: I have to hand it to Sean, the guys got guts!

Sean manages to get up but is dazed. Natural grabs Sean and locks him in a Double Underhook. Natural pounds away with Muay Thai knee thrusts to the face and head of Sean Classic. Natural continues to hold the Double Underhook and places Sean's head between his legs.

Seth: You know what's coming Al!!!

Natural hits Sean with the Force of Nature (Double Underhook Flip Pile driver).

Al: THE FORCE OF NATURE!! This has got to be it!

1....

2....

3! The Referee calls for the bell.

Gwen: HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND STILL THE MOTHERF**KING FTW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...MR. NATURAALLL!!!!!

Al: WHAT THE HELL IS SHE TALKING ABOUT? THIS WASN'T EVEN A TITLE MATCH THAT DUMB...

Seth: Hey watch your f**king mouth Al!!!

Al: Nonetheless, It was quite a match as I am sure that Natural hasn't heard the last of Sean Classic!

Natural leaves the ring to boos as his theme music plays. Sean slowly gets up on one knee and stares at Mr. Natural while he backs up the entrance ramp. The scene fades to a commercial break.


Back from commercial break, Eddie G. is standing in the ring with a microphone. With his entrance theme fading in he background the crowd can still be heard cheering loudly as he acknowledges them.

Al: We're back LIVE on Surge, and Hollywood Eddie G. has something to say.

Seth: Whoop-de-doo Al!

Eddie: Orale! Que Viva Mi Gente!

The Crowd pops loudly

Eddie: Check it out homes! I was just listening in the back to everything that has been going on about Mamacita Hyatt's dissapearance. I was like, HOW can a fly mami like that just up and dissapear? Orale, I think it's time for Detective Eddie G. to get on the case!

Seth: Huh? WHAT THE HELL is Eddie talking about Al? Someone needs to tell him that this isn't Telemundo! Speak english already!

Eddie: That's right! I am going to PROBE every Mamacita in town very, VERY carefully!

Al Alberts laughs.

Eddie: I am going to cover EVERY HOLE! And I'm gonna be IN and OUT, IN and OUT! Until someone COMES forward!

The crowd laughs aloud.

Seth: This guy needs help! Is he a movie star or a porn star?

Eddie: Mamacita Hyatt! Wherever you are, Eddie G. is going to fi....

The arena goes pitch black dark, as Wings Of Illusion By After Forever plays on the loud speaker. A bright spotlight moves from the ring to where Ethan Everhart stands on the entrance stage. Ethan has his hands cupped closed as he looks intensely upon them. He suddenly looks up and smiles wickedly at the crowd. He opens up his hands and several white doves fly out of his hands. The arena goes dark again. The bright spotlight comes back on the stage, but Ethan appears to have dissapeared. However, when the spotlight moves from the stage back to the ring, it once again shines on Ethan, as he mysteriously and magically appears in the ring with his arms crossed. His Manager Ian Mason is at ring side as he hands Ethan a microphone.The crowd directs their boos towards Ethan and his manager.

Ethan: Eddie, you come out here and talk about how you're going to PROBE women and get to the bottom of things concerning Miss Hyatt's dissapearance, but before you drop a load in your own pants vato, you still have a match with me, THE ORACLE ETHAN EVERHART!!!

The crowd boos louder at Ethan.

Eddie: Orale homie, I don't see anyone stopping us from doing this thing right now!

The crowd cheers loudly again as an NBA referee enters the ring.

Ethan: Then ring the bell ref!

Eddie turns around to hand the microphone to Ring announcer Dean Baxter, but just before the referee calls for the bell, Ethan runs towards Eddie and hits him in the back of the head with his microphone causing Eddie to fall through the second ropes and on to the floor outside.

Al: THAT CHEAP SHOTTING SON OF A BITCH!

Seth: HAHA!!!

The bell sounds as Ethan runs to the outside, picks up Eddie and slams him on the concrete floor. He quickly picks up Eddie again and throws him violently into the steel steps causing the top half of the steps to fly into the front row, nearly hitting a fan.

Al: Oh my!!! I've never seen that happen before! Geez, Ethan's trying to kill Eddie!!!

Seth: YES!!! I HOPE HE DOES TOO!!! COME ON ETHAN!!!

Ethan slides back into the ring to break the referees count at 8. He then urges the referee to start counting out Eddie as the crowd begins to chant Eddie's name.

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8....9....

Eddie manages to get up and slide half his body into the ring to break the count. The crowd cheers in relief.

Al: EDDIE BREAKS THE COUNT!!! But he appears to be dazed.

Seth: Dazed? The guy looks like he had 20 bottles of tequila for breakfast! HE LOOKS FU.....

Al: BUT WAIT!!!

As Ethan picks up Eddie by the hair, Eddie Pokes Ethan in the eyes, kicks him in the gut and throws Ethan over the top ropes and on to the concrete floor outside. Eddie goes after him as the crowd cheers on. Eddie picks up Ethan by the hair and forces him towards the announcer's table.

Al: Where is Eddie taking him!?!

Seth: Oh shit!!! THEY'RE COMING OUR WAY!!! Move it Al!!!

Eddie slams Ethan's face three times into the announcer's table as Al and Seth move away. Eddie then slams Ethan's head into the ring apron and throws him over the barricade and into the crowd. As Ethan goes over the barricade, he lands on an old lady and a midget.

Al: OH MY!!!

Seth: Now THAT'S something you never see before Al!!!

Eddie quickly rolls back in the ring to break the count, but quickly rolls back out. Ian tries to block Eddie's path to Ethan, but gets planted with a Superkick! The crowd cheers even louder than ever.

Seth: HEY, THAT'S NOT FAIR!!!

Eddie grabs a dazed Ethan and pulls him back over the barricade and throws him back into the ring. Ethan slowly gets backs up as Eddie climbs to the top and connects with The Walk Of Fame.

1....

2....

Ethan kicks out!

Seth: YES! It's going to take a lot more than that to finish off Ethan Everhart!

Al: BUT LOOK AT EDDIE!!! HE'S GOING BACK UP AND HE'S CALLING FOR A FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH!!!

Eddie goes for the Five Star Frog Splash but misses as Ethan suddenly moves out of the way.

Al: EDDIE MISSES!!!

Eddie slowly gets back up and out of nowhere Ethan connects with the Show Stopper.

Al & Seth: OHHHH!!!!!!!

1....

2....

....The referee stops the count as he spots Eddie's right leg perched over the bottom rope. The frustration is evident on Ethan's face as he grabs the referee by the shirt and begins to yell at him.

Seth: That Eddie is one lucky bastard!!!

Al: That may be, but instead of getting on his opponent, Ethan is wasting time with the referee!

Eddie slowly tries to get back up. Ethan pulls Eddie up to vertical base and calls for The Prestige.

Seth: NOW it's over! HA!

Ethan goes for The Prestige (Belly-to-Back Inverted Mat Slam), but Eddie reverses it and connects with the G-Shock (Modified Stunner out of a reversal to the Back Suplex).

Al: YESSS!!! DON'T COUNT EDDIE OUT JUST YET SETH!!!

Eddie climbs to the top and connects with The Box Office Smash! (The Crossfire).

Al: THAT'S THE CRAZIEST MOVE I'VE EVER SEEN!!!

1....

2....

3!!! Eddie wins the match.

Seth: DAMN!!!

Al: Hey Seth, Ron Simmons called and he wants his catchphrase back! YESSSS!!!

Dean Baxter: Here is your winner, HOLLYWOOD EDDIE G!

The referee raises Eddie G's hand as the scene cuts to the back. We see Ben Zenith and Meggan Monroe in Beverly Hyatt's office. The crowd pops as he is seen shaking his head in confusion.

Ben: Bev, where the hell are you?

The scene fades to a commercial break.

[Ben Zenith]

Returning from commercial an FTW Thanksgiving Day Promo is shown.




Dean: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following match is for the NBA United States Heavyweight Championship and is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first,

How lucky can one guy be;
I kissed her and she kissed me
Like the fella once said,
Ain't that a kick in the head?
The room was completely black
I hugged her and she hugged back.
Like the sailor said, quote,
"Ain't that a hole in the boat?"
My head keeps spinning;
I go to sleep and keep grinning;
If this is just the beginning,
My life's gonna be beautiful.
I've sun- shine enough to spread;
It's like the fella said,
"Tell me quick
Ain't love like a kick in the head?"

Ant comes out of the curtain with Matty Broccoli in front of him, Tina Tattigleone to his side. She clings onto Anthony's side and they exchange words which makes her Laugh. Ant begins to Say F Off to the fans by waving his chin. Matty looks Happy and talks to Ant about whacking someone.

Dean: Making his way to the ring from Hillside Staten Island, New York, standing 6 feet tall and weighing in at 220 pounds . . . The Hillside Strangler, Anthony Tarantino!!!

Like the fella once said,
Ain't that a kick in the head?

When ant hear the word head, he starts to stomp the floor then continues to say f off to the fans by waving his chin. Tina looks on at the fans with disgust. Obviously Anthony is way better looking than all the fans combined.

Like the sailor said, quote,
"Ain't that a hole in the boat?"
My head keeps spinning;
I go to sleep and keep grinning;
If this is just the beginning,
My life's gonna be beautiful.
She's telling me we'll be wed;
She's picked out a king size bed.
I couldn't feel any better or I'd be sick;
Tell me quick, oh ain't love a kick?
Tell me quick, ain't love a kick in the head?

Ant rolls into the ring with matty behind him. They Matty holds out his hand while Ant practices punching mattys hand.Tina steps onto the apron by using the stairs. Ant pulls the ropes apart for her to enter the ring. They share a peck then Ant runs around the ring then begins to say f off to the fans again.

Dean: And his opponent,

The Arena is plunged into darkness as the fans begin to buzz with anticipation. The opening verse of ‘King of my World’ begins to play as a single search light darts around the arena

I'll never seen any side of heaven
I'll walk for miles through a blazin' hell
It doesn't matter what you think I'm supposed to be
'Cause I myself know all too well

A massive explosion of pyro lights up the arena.

Dean: Making his way to the ring from Edinburgh, Scotland, standing 6 feet, 4 inches tall and weighing In at 255 pounds . . . “The Chosen One” Dave McIntyre!!!!

I'll open your eyes and make you see
I'm the king of my world
King of my world
I'll break down the walls around you down
I'm the king of my world
King of my world
I'll break down the walls around you down

From under a golden Waterfall of sparks emerges the chosen one, to a massive ovation, with his arms spread out wide. The sparks die down and Dave makes his way to the ring, his eyes dead ahead, completely focused on the task at hand.

My mind alone is filled with rage for you
I am the pastor to your sheep
I am the master of my destiny
I am the king of all I see

He climbs the ring steps and turns his head to look out at the fans, its clear he is not sure what to make of their new found fondness for him. Dave slips into the ring, before turning to smile smugly at his opponent.

I'll open your eyes and make you see
I'm the king of my world
King of my world
I'll break down the walls around you down

Dean: And their opponent,

As Superstar by Saliva starts playing, Alex walks to the stage, which is brightened by red lights.

Now has come the day that I take the lead and I make you follow.
Toast the champion cause I came for greed and not for tomorrow.

Alex raises both arms up and Randy Orton's fireworks appear from the bottom of the Hyattron.

Dean: Making his way to the ring hailing from Miami, Florida, standing 6 feet, 1 inch tall and weighing in at 220 pounds . . . The Instant Classic, Alex Seeker!!!

If it feels good then it feels good and I do it all day.
You want me to play you best bring your brain, you best bring your money.
Make me a superstar.

Alex reaches the ramp and prepares to give high-fives to fans but he psyches the people and they boo.

No matter who you are.
Razorblade and lines and I walk the line without feeling no one.

Alex goes up the steps and goes into the ring.

Damn my throat is dry, I can't taste the wine from these empty bottles.
Films and magazines its all what I need and all what I planned on.

Alex goes up the turnbuckle and starts arguing to the fans while pointing his thumbs at himself.

Where's my limousine.
It's just a dream that I won't wake up from.
Make me a superstar.

Alex goes the ropes and stands on the middle one while his knee is on the top.

It don't matter who you are.
Make me a superstar.

Alex jumps down as the bell rings.

Al: Man this is going to be a great battle! We have three top guys battling it out for the new NBA United States Heavyweight Title!

Seth: Meh, my money is on Tarantino. He’s a badass.

Al: A little background on these guys now as they start to circle, Anthony is currently the ECWF King of the Deathmatch Champion and the XPW World Heavyweight Champion. He’s no slouch when it comes to the business.

Seth: Dave McIntyre is a Legend in the business, a 16 time Champion from multiple companies. The Chosen One currently is the head of the PWO and the top faction there, The Establishment, which, interestingly enough, The Iron Man is a part of. Dave also headlines in ECWF as well.

Al: And there’s our first take down as Dave and Alex double up on Anthony, throwing him into the corner and laying into him with multiple stomps and kicks. Alex Seeker currently holds the ECWF Pure Title and headlines in the XPW as well. They call him the Instant Classic and for good reason. This kid is good.

Dave tells Alex to haul Anthony up as Matty bangs on the mat for support. They send Anthony to the other corner with a double Irish Whip. As they go to charge, Dave pulls up and smashes Alex across the throat with a monster chop the throat. The fans roar as Dave smiles down at Alex, who lays on the mat holding his throat.

Al: Big change of pace there Seth as Dave pulls out a veteran move. Alex needs to be more heads up.

Seth: So does Dave. Here comes Anthony!

Anthony charges out from the corner as Dave turns just in time. He takes a step and uses Ant’s momentum, knocking him off his feet with a leg sweep. Ant hits the mat as Alex is up and grabs Dave from behind with a big german suplex. Ant gets to his feet and suddenly, Dave finds himself on the business end of a double team. They pick Dave up and toss him outside the ring. Ant turns to Alex who wastes no time, smacking Ant with a big chop. Ant fires back as the crowd ‘WOOOOOOO’s!!” with every chop. Finally, Ant takes the upper hand with a big knee to the face that sends Alex reeling. He pounces grabbing Alex by the hair and pulling him to his feet. He hits him with a big European Uppercut that busts Alex’s nose open. The fans yell loudly at the sight of blood as Ant continues to work Alex over.

Al: Man, I tell you Seth, Ant is a BULL in that ring!

Seth: Exactly. Why do you think I picked him?

Al: You’re supposed to be impartial Seth.

Seth: Please. No one is ever impartial Al.

On the outside of the ring, Dave, kneeling down by the apron, watches keenly waiting for his moment. Ant, completely focused on Seeker, doesn’t see him. Ant picks Seeker up and brings him down with a massive powerbomb. He goes for the cover . . .

1!!

2!!!!!

Kickout!!

Al: Kickout by Seeker!

Seeker barely manages a kickout as Ant jumps to his feet. He reaches down and grabs Alex by the hair again, pulling him to his feet. He smashes his elbow into Alex’s face sending him back and into the ropes. Ant whips Alex into the ropes and catches him as he bounces back, rocking him with a big Spinebuster. Wasting no time, Ant forces Alex to his feet again, and once again whips him into the ropes.

Seth: Here it is Al! Watch and learn!

Al: But hasn’t he forgotten something?

Ant whips himself back into the ropes, forgetting about Dave. Suddenly, Dave jumps up and pulls the ropes down as Ant goes tumbling over, landing with a sickening thud on his face. Dave uses the ropes and hurls himself into the ring, hitting Alex with a beautiful modified missile dropkick. Alex slams into the mat as Dave makes the cover. Before the ref can count, Matty slides Ant back into the ring who scrambles to break up the count. Dave gets to his feet and kicks Alex out of the ring. He turns as Ant gets to his feet. Ant charges going for a spear as Dave grabs and brings his knee up, slamming into Ant’s chin. Ant crumbles to the mat, Dave still holding his head. He taunts Ant and smacks him across the face as the crowd cheers. He pulls Ant up and whips him into the ropes, catching him as he bounces back into a spinebuster of his own. Instead of making the cover, Dave stands over Ant. He runs and bounces off the ropes, smashing Ant with a big elbow drop. He turns and pulls Ant to his feet. As he does, Ant slaps his hands away and lays into Dave with the right hands. They battle it out as Ant grabs Dave and heaves him up. Before he can hit the move, Dave reverses into a beautiful neckbreaker, causing the fans to erupt. Dave kneels down and looks to his left to see Alex trying to get back onto the apron. He smiles at the crowd and bounces off the ropes running and launching himself into a beautiful suicide dive taking Alex out as both men smash into the barricade.

Seth: HOLY SHIT!!!!

Crowd: “HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!!!!!”

Ant begins to stir in the ring as Dave somehow finds the strength to sit up. Slowly both men start to move as Dave crawls to the apron, shaking his head to get the cobwebs out. He slowly pulls himself up onto the apron as Matty starts to walk around the ring while Tina jumps up on the apron, trying to distract the ref. As the ref walks toward Tina, Matty grabs Dave from behind. He walks him over and whips him into the steel steps. But Dave counters and sends Matty headfirst into the steps. Matty lays on the outside out cold as Dave turns to see Ant charging. Ant jumps over the top rope as Dave dives into the ring. Ant turns as Dave punches him hard in the gut and grabs him, lifting him into a picture perfect stalling vertical suplex. He brings Ant down with a thunderous impact, shaking the ring. Both men, feeling the brunt of the blow, roll away grabbing their backs. Dave is the first to his feet as Tina jumps off the apron to check on Matty. Ant slowly uses the ropes to pull himself up as he turns to face Dave. Dave taunts Ant again, telling him to bring it on. Seething, Ant charges as Dave leaps in a dropkick. Ant pulls up as Dave slams into the mat. The fans boo as Ant smiles, pointing to his head. He lays into Dave with some stomps and then turns and fires an elbow into the temple of Seeker who again tries to enter the ring. Seeker hits the barricade again, outcold as Ant turns back to a now standing McIntyre.

Al: Not a good night for Seeker is it?

Ant stalks Dave as Dave shakes his head. They finally lock up in the middle of the ring as Dave takes his knee and rams it into Ant’s stomach. Ant double over as Dave picks him up and hits him with a huge piledriver. He makes the pin as the ref slides into position to count.

1!!!

2!!!!!

Shoulder up!!

Seth: Yeah boy!!!

Dave shakes his head at Ant’s strength and gets to his feet. Ant slowly rolls onto his side and pushes himself up to a sitting postion. Dave stalks him as He slowly gets to his feet. He turns and fires a blind haymaker at Dave, but Dave sidesteps and kicks him in the gut again, doubling him over. Dave signals as he hooks the arms and . . .

Al: PURE PERFECTION!!! THIS ONE’S OVER!!!

Dave hooks the leg as the ref counts . . .

1!!!!

2!!!!!!

3!!!!!!!!!

**Ding, Ding Ding!**

Dean: Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner and the NEW NBA UNITED STATES HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION . . . DAVE MCINTYRE!!!!

The ref hands the belt to Dave who smiles and goes up in the turnbuckle, raising it in the air as flash bulbs go off all over the arena.

Al: There you have it boys! Dave McIntyre just added title number seventeen to his resume! Congrats Dave!! You earned it!

Dave jumps down and exits the ring as the camera switches to the back.

[Ben Zenith]

We see Bobby Money and Mark Mayhem preparing for the match in their dressing room. Money spots the NBA Camera.

Bobby: Iron Man, you're in my back yard now! You want to come back to the NBA? Well, tonight in THAT ring you're going to get a BIG TIME Welcome from the Tag Champions, and if you want to know where your friend Hyatt is at, then IF you can beat us, which you WON'T, then all your questions will be answered tonight! Come on Mark, we're up.

Bobby Money and Mark Mayhem laugh as they walk out their dressing room. The scene cuts back to the arena.



Al: Alright folks, its time for tonight’s Main Event and let me tell you this is HUGE!! The Tag Team Champions, The World Champion and The Iron Man makes his NBA Debut!! Lets get to ringside!!

Dean: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following match is a non-title tag team match, scheduled for one fall!! Introducing first,

I Get Money by 50 Cent hits as "$" Symbols are seen on the entrance ramp as the lights in the arena dim. Golden pyro waterfall showers the entrance ramp behind him as he poses to the crowd.

Dean: Making his way to the ring from Beverly Hills, California, standing 6 feet, 2 inches tall and weighing in at 240 pounds . . . He is one half of the NBA Tag Team Champions . . . Big Time Bobby Money!!!

Bobby laughs at the boos from the crowd as he steps into the ring and readies for his match.

Dean: And his tag team partner,

Replica by Fear Factory hits as Lights begin to flash on and off by the entrance in a dark arena, Mayhem methodically walks out and poses to the crowd. Just as he poses, pyros go off on every side, culminating in one huge blast that covers him.

Dean: Making his way to the ring from the Land Down Under, standing 7 feet tall and weighing in at 356 pounds being accompanied by Selena . . . he is the other half of the tag team Champions . . . Maniac Mark Mayhem!!

The crowd continues to boo as Mark gets into the ring, talking things over with Bobby and waiting for their opponents.

Dean: And their opponents . . .

Stonger by Kanye West hits as Ben Zenith comes out to the stage & pumps up the crowd to a complete frenzy. He poses to the crowd by throwing a hammer like punch in the center of the stage & kneeling on one knee. As he does this, sudden bursts of pyro shoot up, beginning from the entrance ramp and ending in the ring area in a domino like affect while getting bigger and stronger on each burst until it hits the huge pyro blasts that emits simultaneously from the cieling & the four ring posts.

Dean: Making his way to the ring from Minneapolis, Minnesota, standing 6 feet, 8 inches tall and weighing in at 305 pounds . . . being accompanied by Meggan Monroe . . . he is the NBA World Heavyweight Champion . . . Ben Zenith!!!!

The crowd goes nuts as Ben stands at the bottom of the ramp with his belt firmly around his waist, he and Meggan taunting the three in the ring.

Dean: And his tag team partner . . .

The lights dim way down as strobes go off and fog fills the stage, all in unison with Iron Man’s theme, I Walk Alone by Saliva as it hits and the fans erupt in massive cheers. The Titan Tron shows images of different points in Iron Man's career and the word "Champion" flashes across the screen, showing Iron Man with the World Title. The word "Hero" flashes next with the images of Iron Man returning. The words "Hall of Famer" flash after that with images of Iron Man at the Hall of Fame ceremony. Finally, the word "Legend" flashes with a shot of Iron Man up in the turnbuckle with his fist in the air as the crowd is cheering for him. After a few seconds, Iron Man, hand in hand with Missy walk through the fog as huge machine gun pyros blast on stage.

Dean: Making his way to the ring being accompanied by Women’s Champion, Missy Monroe, hailing from Dallas, Texas, standing 6 feet, 5 inches tall and weighing in at 275 pounds . . . The Iron Man, Jimmy Ice!!!

Iron Man raises Missy’s hand in the air as he admires her as she slowly twirls. They then walk hand in hand down the ramp as both of them interact with fans on the way to the ring. They stop at the edge of the ramp as Ben and Jimmy shakes hands and talk real quick. Meggan and Missy stand outside making taunts at Selena Bobby slaps Mark on the back, readying for the match.

Al: Who’s going to start this one off Seth?

Seth: Who cares? Lets just do it already.

The crowd chants back and forth, half chanting “Let’s Go Zenith!” and the other half replying back “Lets Go Jimmy!!” Finally, Ben and Jimmy rush into the ring, surprising the tag champs as the bell rings and the melee begins. Ben takes on Mark as Jimmy lays into Bobby, both hammering away. Ben backs Mark up to the ropes and clotheslines him out as Jimmy does the same to Bobby on the other side. The fans go nuts as Meggan and Missy cheer from their corner. Jimmy and Ben high five as the ref orders Jimmy out of the ring. Bobby gets up on the apron as Mark climbs back, his eyes full of rage. He charges and locks up with Ben, clubbing the world champ with a blow to the head. Bobby and Selena cheer as Mark whips Ben into the ropes, catching him with a spinebuster. Ben bounces up and lays into Mark with some vicious haymakers, backing the big man into his corner. He reaches up and tags Jimmy in as Iron Man takes one side and Ben the other. They unleash a barrage of kicks and punches knocking the big man down. They haul him up as Ben bear hugs the big man, bringing him up and over as Jimmy catches him with a massive neckbreaker in a classic 3D. The fans go nuts as the ring thunders with the impact.

Al: They call that one The High Caliber Crash. What an impact!

Ben exits the ring as Jimmy goes to work, the fans behind him all the way. He pulls Mark up and hits him with a devastating European Uppercut, sending the big man reeling. Mark bounces back, hitting Jimmy with a forearm smash that knocks the Iron Man down. Playing the tag team game as well, Mark walks over and tags in Bobby, who wastes no time laying into Jimmy with some massive kicks to the head. He tells Mark to pick him up as the double team him with haymakers, backing him into the ropes. They hit Jimmy with a double irish whip sending him across the ring. Jimmy bounces back and ducks one hell of a double clothesline, bouncing back and hitting both men with a double Russian leg sweep. The crowd pops as Jimmy lays on his back, reeling from the double team. Mark and Bobby slowly get to their feet as Jimmy crawls on his hands and knees to make the tag. Bobby catches Iron Man by the foot just in time as he starts to drag him back to the center of the ring. Jimmy turns and kicks Bobby in the face, knocking him back into Mayhem. Jimmy kips up to another pop and reaches back, tagging Ben into the match. Jimmy takes a breather as Ben comes in and levels Bobby with a clothesline. Mark grabs Ben by the throat by surprise and hits the World Champ with a two handed choke out powerbomb. Ben rolls onto his side clutching his back as Mark exits the ring, glaring. Bobby goes to work on the Champ, hauling him to his feet and throwing some chops at Ben’s chest. He whips Ben into the ropes as Mark blindsides Ben with an elbow to the back of the head. Jimmy yells at the ref as Bobby hits Ben with a bulldog. Jimmy enters the ring as the ref rushes over to him, telling him to exit. Jimmy yells and points at Mark as Mark comes in with Bobby and they both pick Ben up. Heaving him up, they bring him up and over with a big vertical suplex as over 900 pounds slams into the mat. The ring shakes as Mark exits. The ref turns to see Bobby stomping a mud hole in Ben. He makes the cover but Ben kicks out with power, tossing Bobby off with seeming ease. Bobby scurries to his feet as Ben sits up. Bobby sees a chance, lines up and cracks Ben in the back with a soccer style kick. Ben falls back holding his back as he starts to make his way to his corner.

Seth: Geez! That one HAD to hurt!!!

Bobby tags Mark in as Ben struggles to get to his feet. As he does, he turns to see Bobby reaching for him. He fires a massive haymaker and connects with Bobby’s jaw, knocking him down. Mark rushes in and trades some blows with Ben. Just when Ben seems to take the upper hand, Mark jacks him with a knee to the gut. Ben is down on one knee and looks up as Mark grins evilly at him. He squares up and raises his hands for a double hammer strike when the fans suddenly go crazy. Out of nowhere, as mark is bringing his hands up Ben sees the massive frame of the Iron Man blast Mark with a huge spear, sending both men out of the ring. Ben grins to himself as he gets to his feet, grabbing a charging Bobby Money and smashing him with a Zenith Driver. Jimmy slowly crawls back into the ring as the ref orders him back to corner. He does so, pumping the crowd as he goes as Ben drops to one knee, clutching his back. Suddenly the 7 foot monster climbs back into the ring, also clutching his back. Instead of making the tag, Ben turns and squares off the giant. Going toe to toe, the fans roar as Ben and Mark talk trash to each other. Bobby, now back in his corner, claps his hands, willing Mark to crush his opponent. Finally, Ben smiles after a verbal jab and Mark reacts . . . just like Ben planned. Mark steps back to throw another hard haymaker when Ben springs forward and tackles Mark, swinging around and locking in a Zero Tolerance. Mark yells in pain reaching for the ropes as the fans go nuts. Suddenly, Bobby rushes in, breaking things up as Iron Man hits the ring and spears Money. Both men tumble outside the ring where Bobby lands hard on top of Iron Man’s chest. With the wind knocked out of him, Jimmy clutches his chest as Bobby sees an opening and lays into him hard. Back in the ring, Mayhem is getting to his feet as Ben is up a second ahead of him. Ben turns as Mark slaps a hand over his throat, picking him up and dropping him with a hard chokeslam.

Seth: That’s it for this one Al!

Mayhem drops to his knees and hooks the leg on Ben as the ref makes the count.

1!!!

2!!!!

Shoulder up!

Ben rolls onto his side as Mayhem angrily rolls him back and jacks him with a forearm to the face and another pin. Again Zenith kicks out at two, this time moving the bigger man off him. The crowd pops at the show of strength as Zenith rolls away. Bobby jumps into the ring and starts an attack on Ben as Iron Man slowly pulls himself up on the apron. He reaches into the ring and grabs Mayhem by the hair, dragging him to the ropes. He smashes his fist into Mark’s nose, dazing him and lifts him up and over with a show of strength of his own as he and Mark go crashing into the barricade, this time with Jimmy landing on top. The barricade cracks open as Mark lays on the pile. Jimmy takes a moment and finally gathers himself up again. He looks into the ring and sees Ben and Bobby trading some big blows and then over to see Selena sneaking up on Missy and Meggan. Jimmy walks over to where Selena is as Selena reaches for Missy, trying to grab her by the hair. Meggan pulls Missy away as they both turn to glare at Selena. Missy feigns a rush as Selena steps back and . . . right into Jimmy Ice. She turns and looks at Jimmy with horror in her eyes as Jimmy too feigns a move, causing her to back up. Its on from there as Meggan and Missy tear into her, the three girls fighting on the outside. Selena gets in some shots as Missy and Meggan take over. Jimmy smiles and looks into the ring. Sliding in, as Ben whips Bobby into the ropes setting up behind Ben, Ben picks Bobby up as he bounces back and both men perform another beautiful High Caliber Crash. Ben starts to make the pin when Iron Man slides outside the ring and picks Mark up, telling Ben he is the legal man. Jimmy gathers Mayhem up and slides him into the ring. Ben stomps the big man as Jimmy climbs back in. As he does. Ben brings Mark to his feet. Jimmy and Ben set Mark up when suddenly, the monster lashes out with a double clothesline sending both men to the mat hard. He kicks Jimmy in the ribs and out of the ring as he reaches down and angrily pulls Ben to his feet. Repeatedly bashing Ben with rights he whips him into the ropes and downs the World Champ with a big boot.

Seth: I think the monster just got mad Al!

Instead of going for the pin. Mayhem again hauls Ben to his feet and slaps the chokeslam on. Suddenly Jimmy comes out of nowhere but walks right into a chokehold as well.

Al: He’s going for the double chokeslam!!

Jimmy drops his hands and glares at Mark as Mark glares back. In one fluid motion, Jimmy brings his arms up and smashes them into Mark’s elbow, Ben repeating the move a split second later. Mark howls in pain as Jimmy steps back rams his knee into Marks ribs. The giant doubles as Jimmy throws the arm over his shoulder and nails Mark with the Classic Iron Man. The fans erupt as he points to Ben who takes over. He reaches down and locks in the Zenith stretch. Bobby climbs back into the ring and meets a spear from the Iron Man as the ref is asking Mark. Finally . . . tap, tap, tap.

Al: There it is! This match is over! Ben and Jimmy did it!

Dean: Ladies and Gentlemen, here are you winners by submission, Ben Zenith and The Iron Man, Jimmy Ice!!!

The crowd is deafening as Missy and Meggan jump into the ring, hugging their respective men as they all celebrate. Bobby and Mark both sit up on the mat as Jimmy looks down at them with a glare. He calls for a mic which is thrown to him. He snatches it out of the air. The fans calm a little as Jimmy walks over to Bobby with Zenith behind him and kneels down, as Bobby glares back.

IM: Alright dickhead, you ran your mouth and this is what it got you. You said you knew where Bev was. Spill it!

Bobby looks at Jimmy and shakes his head in anger.

IM: I’m not playing Bobby. Tell me now, or I’ll finish you off.

Mark growls as Ben walks over to him and shakes his head, keeping Mark in check.

Finally Bobby, snatches the mic out of his hand and looks at Jimmy in the eye.

Bobby: I don’t know where she is asshole. I only said that to get you and Ben in the ring. But even if I knew where she was, I’d never tell you.

Iron Man glares at Bobby in a rage as Mark chuckles evilly.

IM: You think that’s funny Sasquatch? You’re lucky we just kicked the shit out of you Bobby. Your plan just backfired in your face. The next time you pull shit like this, I’ll make sure they drag your sorry ass out of here on a stretcher. Get out of my sight.

Jimmy thumps Bobby with the mic as he and Ben turn and celebrate in the ring. Mark rolls out and pulls Bobby with him as they back up the ramp. Ben points to both men and gives them the thumbs down as Mark collects Selena on the way out. While Ben talks trash, Jimmy’s rage is more than evident in his eyes as he glares a hole through both men. Missy walks up angry as well as Meggan shouts insults to Selena. Meanwhile the fans erupt in cheers again as the show comes to a close.

Al: That’s all the time we have folks! Where is Bev? Can Jimmy find her? What’s next for these 4 men? Only time will tell! I’m Al for my partner Seth, goodnight!!

Seth: Peace!

The camera catches the scene and fades to black on the stare down between both groups as the NBA logo flashes by.

[Ben Zenith]

Comments are always welcomed

[Jimmy Ice]

I dont know about anyone else but I saw SWEET ASS SHOW!! Whoever wrote it should be given numerous awards and stuff!

[Anthony Tarantino]

great show fellas

[Davey]

Very Impressive show guys well done. Whoever wrote the us title match is a legend Top stuff cant wait for next show. And oh......New US champion......wooooottt

[Ben Zenith]

lol Jimmy Ice wrote the U.S. title match, and the main event. Plus the opening and closing segments.

[Ben Zenith]

I wrote the Natural/cassic match, the Eddie/ethan match, the Eddie segment, some other short segments with Ben and Bobby Money & short little tweaks here and there lol

Oh, and a deserving round of applause to Jimmy who found and wrote the NBA theme song.
HERE COMES THE BOOM!! awesome.

[Sean Classic]

nice show Ben and Jimmy.

Natural? you haven't heard the last of me! lol

[Sean Classic]

nice theme song btw.

[Super Girl]

I could tell who wrote what and I personally want to hand the award to Jimmy and Ben for a good show.

*Hands Jimmy and Ben an award. Jimmy takes the podium to speak*

Jimmy: You like me, you really like me!

lolz you guys did super!

[Ben Zenith]

ironman said:

I dont know about anyone else but I saw SWEET ASS SHOW!! Whoever wrote it should be given numerous awards and stuff!

I totally agree with this statement!

[Ben Zenith]

davey said:

Very Impressive show guys well done. Whoever wrote the us title match is a legend Top stuff cant wait for next show. And oh......New US champion......wooooottt

Congrats Dave!

[Ethan Everhart]

yes nice show guys. this was an enjoyable read I must say. keep it up.