Post by Ben Zenith on Nov 16, 2007 22:26:48 GMT -5
The camera is shown backstage as a limo pulls up. The limo parks and driver gets out, walking around to the back and opening the door. A moment later, a long, athletic, sexy leg steps out, following by the gorgeous body of Missy Monroe. She smiles as the crowd pops and turns stepping aside. A moment later, out climbs none other the The Iron Man, Jimmy Ice. The crowd pops loudly again as Wrestling’s First Couple is together again. They thank the limo driver and start to walk towards Bev’s Office.
Missy: Thank you again for coming Hon. I didn’t expect you to drop everything to come here you know.
Jimmy: Miss, you know I’d do anything for you, and ECWF is running fine. I had the time and Bev is a friend. Besides, how could I say no to you?
She giggles at him as they stop and she turns to look at him
Missy: This is so unlike her. I called her, repeatedly, went to see her I don’t know how many times . . . nobody’s heard from her. Its like she’s vanished.
Jimmy: We’ll find her Miss, don’t worry. You got me here now.
Grins to cheer her up.
Jimmy: You know I won’t stop until I see her back in her chair, in her office, running the show.
Missy kisses him on the cheek as she wraps her arms around him and they continue walking.
Missy: Its really good to have you here Jimmy.
Jimmy: Miss, its damn good to be here.
They enter Bev’s office.
Scene cuts to the NBA Logo as the music starts to play and a clock starts ticking down.
Here comes the
Here comes the
Here comes the
Ya'll don't really want it now (BOOM!)
Rapid shots of the NBA roster flash by
Here comes the (BOOM!)
Bev Hyatt is seen posing
Here comes the (BOOM!)
Missy is seen holding up the Women’s Title.
Here comes the . . .
Ya'll don't really want it now (BOOM!)
Mayhem and Money are seen posing with the Tag Titles.
Here comes the (BOOM!)
Natural is seen holding up the FTW Title.
Here comes the (BOOM!)
Sean is seen holding up the TV Title.
Here comes the . . .
Ya'll don't really want it now (BOOM!)
Vacant Titles flash by
It's the N-E-Double L-Y I said it so
I keep it realz up in my hood, on the dirty like Bledsoe
Ain't got no twist in my hair, but I'm still dread throwin
I gots plenty of bread so I go to bed full now
Ain't in it to win,to win it I'm all in
I might call you my cuz youngblood, but we ain't kin naw
A series of shots flash by of various stars hitting their finishers.
Ya think of jumpin man, you best think again
Lil dirty, I'm the type of man that might could go for revenge
Have some not so nice friends, kick the door off the hinge
Take the door of ya Benz, p-p-pop 4 of your friends
This here ain't cynical (Uh uh)
McIntyre is seen shaking his finger at his opponent with a smile.
Mental, subliminal, I'm physical, financial, and mental to be a general
Lil mama come, she want a soldier
Not the type be in the tank, but in that Rover
I'm in the zone like AIDS full blown
I'm killin it like a blind man readin, I'm feelin it like (BOOM!)
Ethan Everhart is seen landing a big shooting star press
Scene switches to a live shot of the stage and the arena as stage pyros go off in time with the BOOM’s.
Here comes the (BOOM!)
Red Pyros
Here comes the (BOOM!)
Blue Pyros
Here comes the
Ya'll don't really want it now (BOOM!)
White Pyros
Here comes the (BOOM!)
Zenith is seen hitting the Zenith Hammer.
Here comes the (BOOM!)
Missy is seen hitting the Kryptonite Cutter.
Here comes the
Ya'll don't really want it now (BOOM!)
Jimmy Ice is seen hitting the Vintage Iron Man.
Here comes the (BOOM!)
McIntyre is seen hitting the Pure Perfection.
Here comes the (BOOM!)
Meggan Monroe is seen hitting the Wonder Bomb.
Here comes the
Ya'll don't really want it now (BOOM!)
Seeker is seen hitting the Way to Stardom.
Here comes the (BOOM!)
Anthony Tarantino is seen hitting the Keep It Silent.
Here comes the (BOOM!)
Sean Classic is seen hitting the Instant Classic.
Here comes the
Ya'll don't really want it now (BOOM!)
Eddie G. is seen playing to the crowd and hitting the Director’s Cut.
As the song continues, the camera pans the arena and settles on the announcer’s table.
Al: Hey everyone, we are LIVE and SOLD OUT at the Staples Center in Los Angeles, California! The birthplace of NBA Westling!
A quick shot of the Staples Center is seen and the camera comes back to Al Albert and Mr. Entertainment Seth Jordan.
Al: I'm Al Albert alongside my new announce partner, Seth Jordan!
Seth: Yeah, whassup?
Al: Tonight, it's Champion vs. Champion. The FTW World Champion Mr. Natural, squares off against the newly crowned NBA Television Champion Sean Classic.
Seth: It's no secret that Naitch is my hero! He's got this one in the bag Pal.
Al: That's Al.
Seth: Whatever.
Al: Hollywood Eddie G. takes on The Oracle Ethan Everhart!
Seth: Eddie G. is going to face the wrath of the former Television Champion.
Al: In a highly anticipated match, and in what may very well be the show stealer of the night, Anthony Tarantino, Dave McIntyre and Alex Seeker will go at it in a special Three Way Dance for the vacated NBA United States Heavyweight Championship.
Seth: I've been looking forward to this match all week. My prediction is that Anthony Tarantino will be The New U.S. Champion! HA!
Al: Also, Iron Man Jimmy Ice has come back at the request of Missy and he is here to find out What happened to Miss Hyatt! So in the Main event, The NBA World Tag Team Champions Big Time Bobby Money and Maniac Mark Mayhem will take on the returning Iron Man Jimmy Ice and The NBA World Champion Ben Zenith! The thing is, Money has been claiming all week that he knows where Miss Hyatt is and has been telling the Iron Man that if he wants answers, that he would have to beat them out of him.
Seth: This is some crazy shit Al! Everyone is suspect and I wouldn't put it past Money to know something. Hey, if it allows us to see THIS match on free T.V. then hallelujah!!!
Al: Well, it's time to kick things off here tonight with our opening match. And what a match! It's Champion vs. Champion! In a non-title match, the FTW World Champion Mr. Natural, squares off against the newly crowned NBA Television Champion Sean Classic, in what looks to be a "classic" confrontation.
Seth: Please, Sean should feel blessed that he will be in the same ring as the Messiah of Professional Wrestling Al! Sean got lucky with Ethan Everhart, what makes you think he's going to beat Natural!?! HA! I laugh! Let's go to ring announcer Dean Baxter before I pee on myself.
Dean Baxter: The following is our opening contest on NBA Surge! It is a non-title match scheduled for one fall!
Brooklyn By Symphony plays over the loud speakers. Sean Classic comes out to cheers doing his "Classic" pose to the crowd. Pyro shoots from behind him on the entrance ramp, while even more pyro shoots from the sides of the entrance and over him in a criss cross formation.
Dean Baxter: From Crooklyn, New York, weighing in at 268lbs. Here is your NBA Television Champion of the World....Sean Classic!
The crowd reacts with cheers as Sean raises his new NBA Television Title in the air.
Al: Sean worked his tail to get that Television title, unlike his opponent, who was awarded his title.
Sean: That doesn't mean he doesn't deserve it Al.
Dean Baxter: His opponent....
Before Dean can continue, Gwen Diamond enters the ring and snatches the microphone from his hands. The crowd boos loudly.
Al: She is really taking after Hannah Harper, isn't she?
Seth: Yeah, they're both HOT!
Gwen: THAT'S MY JOB DEAN BASTARD!!!
The Crowd continues to boo.
Seth: HA! Good one!
Gwen: Get your STUPID MOTHERF**KING ASSES UP, You disrespectful pricks!!! And help me welcome the best thing going today, the one true MESSIAH OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING!!! That's right, it's the ONE AND ONLY....MR. NATURAL!!!
The boos rain down on the arena, as the lights dim and the strobe lights flash on and off in the arena. Internationally Known by Supernatural nearly drowns out the boos as it plays loudly in the arena. Natural is seen in a silhouette behind a white screen. The FTW Dancers are dancing on the sides of the ring and on cue they point towards Natural as the screen goes up. Mr. Natural walks down the entrance ramp alongside his pet white lion named "Death", who roars at the crowd. He is dressed in his usual wrestling attire, along with his trademark t-shirt that reads, Sean Classic....TODAY YOU DIE!!! And on the back it reads, COURTESY OF MR. NATURAL. He hands the lion to a trainer and enters the ring. He takes off his shirt and throws it at Sean Classic, but Sean throws it back in his face, much to the crowds delight as the bell sounds.
Al: And this match is underway! Both men lock up in the center of the ring. Who do you give the strength advantage to?
Seth: Natural of course!
Al: And who would you say is a better wrestler?
Seth: Natural of course!
Al: Who's a better dancer?
Seth: Natural of course!
Al: Who would you date?
Seth: Natural of - HEYYY!!!
Al: Gotcha! Yesss!
Sean manages to push Natural back towards the turnbuckle, but Natural quickly reverses and shoves Sean into the corner. Natural feigns to break the hold but quickly goes downstairs with rights and lefts. The referee counts to four and Natural quickly backs away for a second to break the count. Natural grabs a stunned Sean and connects with a Belly-to-belly overhead throw out of the corner.
Al: Natural is allll over Sean!
Sean: I'll tell you what Al, I've never seen Natural more focused!
Natural goes over to pick up Sean, put is surprised by a Small Package.
1....
2....
....Kick out by Natural.
Al: WO! Maybe not that focused! He almost got pinned! Wait...both men are back to a vertical base and Sean is wailing at the FTW Champ with his own rights and lefts!
Seth: Shi..., come on Natural!
Sean grabs a now stunned Natural and hits him with a Classic Slam (Pumphandle Angle Slam). Sean quickly gets up and calls for the Classic Kick (Sick Kick). Natural slowly gets up as Sean runs off the ropes, but just as he goes for the Classic Kick, Natural barely moves out of the way and Sean lands on the back of his head.
Al: WHAT AN OPENING MATCH WE'VE GOT HERE TONIGHT!!! WOWW!!! BOTH OF THESE MEN CAME TO PLAY!!!
Seth: I hate it when you get all crazy like that Al!
Natural grabs Sean by the hair and nails him with the Messiah Slam (Modified Katahajime Suplex) and goes for the pin.
1....
2....
....Sean shoots up his right shoulder.
Al: Another close pin! Both men are giving it their all Seth!!!
Seth: I have to hand it to Sean, the guys got guts!
Sean manages to get up but is dazed. Natural grabs Sean and locks him in a Double Underhook. Natural pounds away with Muay Thai knee thrusts to the face and head of Sean Classic. Natural continues to hold the Double Underhook and places Sean's head between his legs.
Seth: You know what's coming Al!!!
Natural hits Sean with the Force of Nature (Double Underhook Flip Pile driver).
Al: THE FORCE OF NATURE!! This has got to be it!
1....
2....
3! The Referee calls for the bell.
Gwen: HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND STILL THE MOTHERF**KING FTW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...MR. NATURAALLL!!!!!
Al: WHAT THE HELL IS SHE TALKING ABOUT? THIS WASN'T EVEN A TITLE MATCH THAT DUMB...
Seth: Hey watch your f**king mouth Al!!!
Al: Nonetheless, It was quite a match as I am sure that Natural hasn't heard the last of Sean Classic!
Natural leaves the ring to boos as his theme music plays. Sean slowly gets up on one knee and stares at Mr. Natural while he backs up the entrance ramp. The scene fades to a commercial break.
Back from commercial break, Eddie G. is standing in the ring with a microphone. With his entrance theme fading in he background the crowd can still be heard cheering loudly as he acknowledges them.
Al: We're back LIVE on Surge, and Hollywood Eddie G. has something to say.
Seth: Whoop-de-doo Al!
Eddie: Orale! Que Viva Mi Gente!
The Crowd pops loudly
Eddie: Check it out homes! I was just listening in the back to everything that has been going on about Mamacita Hyatt's dissapearance. I was like, HOW can a fly mami like that just up and dissapear? Orale, I think it's time for Detective Eddie G. to get on the case!
Seth: Huh? WHAT THE HELL is Eddie talking about Al? Someone needs to tell him that this isn't Telemundo! Speak english already!
Eddie: That's right! I am going to PROBE every Mamacita in town very, VERY carefully!
Al Alberts laughs.
Eddie: I am going to cover EVERY HOLE! And I'm gonna be IN and OUT, IN and OUT! Until someone COMES forward!
The crowd laughs aloud.
Seth: This guy needs help! Is he a movie star or a porn star?
Eddie: Mamacita Hyatt! Wherever you are, Eddie G. is going to fi....
The arena goes pitch black dark, as Wings Of Illusion By After Forever plays on the loud speaker. A bright spotlight moves from the ring to where Ethan Everhart stands on the entrance stage. Ethan has his hands cupped closed as he looks intensely upon them. He suddenly looks up and smiles wickedly at the crowd. He opens up his hands and several white doves fly out of his hands. The arena goes dark again. The bright spotlight comes back on the stage, but Ethan appears to have dissapeared. However, when the spotlight moves from the stage back to the ring, it once again shines on Ethan, as he mysteriously and magically appears in the ring with his arms crossed. His Manager Ian Mason is at ring side as he hands Ethan a microphone.The crowd directs their boos towards Ethan and his manager.
Ethan: Eddie, you come out here and talk about how you're going to PROBE women and get to the bottom of things concerning Miss Hyatt's dissapearance, but before you drop a load in your own pants vato, you still have a match with me, THE ORACLE ETHAN EVERHART!!!
The crowd boos louder at Ethan.
Eddie: Orale homie, I don't see anyone stopping us from doing this thing right now!
The crowd cheers loudly again as an NBA referee enters the ring.
Ethan: Then ring the bell ref!
Eddie turns around to hand the microphone to Ring announcer Dean Baxter, but just before the referee calls for the bell, Ethan runs towards Eddie and hits him in the back of the head with his microphone causing Eddie to fall through the second ropes and on to the floor outside.
Al: THAT CHEAP SHOTTING SON OF A BITCH!
Seth: HAHA!!!
The bell sounds as Ethan runs to the outside, picks up Eddie and slams him on the concrete floor. He quickly picks up Eddie again and throws him violently into the steel steps causing the top half of the steps to fly into the front row, nearly hitting a fan.
Al: Oh my!!! I've never seen that happen before! Geez, Ethan's trying to kill Eddie!!!
Seth: YES!!! I HOPE HE DOES TOO!!! COME ON ETHAN!!!
Ethan slides back into the ring to break the referees count at 8. He then urges the referee to start counting out Eddie as the crowd begins to chant Eddie's name.
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8....9....
Eddie manages to get up and slide half his body into the ring to break the count. The crowd cheers in relief.
Al: EDDIE BREAKS THE COUNT!!! But he appears to be dazed.
Seth: Dazed? The guy looks like he had 20 bottles of tequila for breakfast! HE LOOKS FU.....
Al: BUT WAIT!!!
As Ethan picks up Eddie by the hair, Eddie Pokes Ethan in the eyes, kicks him in the gut and throws Ethan over the top ropes and on to the concrete floor outside. Eddie goes after him as the crowd cheers on. Eddie picks up Ethan by the hair and forces him towards the announcer's table.
Al: Where is Eddie taking him!?!
Seth: Oh shit!!! THEY'RE COMING OUR WAY!!! Move it Al!!!
Eddie slams Ethan's face three times into the announcer's table as Al and Seth move away. Eddie then slams Ethan's head into the ring apron and throws him over the barricade and into the crowd. As Ethan goes over the barricade, he lands on an old lady and a midget.
Al: OH MY!!!
Seth: Now THAT'S something you never see before Al!!!
Eddie quickly rolls back in the ring to break the count, but quickly rolls back out. Ian tries to block Eddie's path to Ethan, but gets planted with a Superkick! The crowd cheers even louder than ever.
Seth: HEY, THAT'S NOT FAIR!!!
Eddie grabs a dazed Ethan and pulls him back over the barricade and throws him back into the ring. Ethan slowly gets backs up as Eddie climbs to the top and connects with The Walk Of Fame.
1....
2....
Ethan kicks out!
Seth: YES! It's going to take a lot more than that to finish off Ethan Everhart!
Al: BUT LOOK AT EDDIE!!! HE'S GOING BACK UP AND HE'S CALLING FOR A FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH!!!
Eddie goes for the Five Star Frog Splash but misses as Ethan suddenly moves out of the way.
Al: EDDIE MISSES!!!
Eddie slowly gets back up and out of nowhere Ethan connects with the Show Stopper.
Al & Seth: OHHHH!!!!!!!
1....
2....
....The referee stops the count as he spots Eddie's right leg perched over the bottom rope. The frustration is evident on Ethan's face as he grabs the referee by the shirt and begins to yell at him.
Seth: That Eddie is one lucky bastard!!!
Al: That may be, but instead of getting on his opponent, Ethan is wasting time with the referee!
Eddie slowly tries to get back up. Ethan pulls Eddie up to vertical base and calls for The Prestige.
Seth: NOW it's over! HA!
Ethan goes for The Prestige (Belly-to-Back Inverted Mat Slam), but Eddie reverses it and connects with the G-Shock (Modified Stunner out of a reversal to the Back Suplex).
Al: YESSS!!! DON'T COUNT EDDIE OUT JUST YET SETH!!!
Eddie climbs to the top and connects with The Box Office Smash! (The Crossfire).
Al: THAT'S THE CRAZIEST MOVE I'VE EVER SEEN!!!
1....
2....
3!!! Eddie wins the match.
Seth: DAMN!!!
Al: Hey Seth, Ron Simmons called and he wants his catchphrase back! YESSSS!!!
Dean Baxter: Here is your winner, HOLLYWOOD EDDIE G!
The referee raises Eddie G's hand as the scene cuts to the back. We see Ben Zenith and Meggan Monroe in Beverly Hyatt's office. The crowd pops as he is seen shaking his head in confusion.
Ben: Bev, where the hell are you?
The scene fades to a commercial break.
Missy: Thank you again for coming Hon. I didn’t expect you to drop everything to come here you know.
Jimmy: Miss, you know I’d do anything for you, and ECWF is running fine. I had the time and Bev is a friend. Besides, how could I say no to you?
She giggles at him as they stop and she turns to look at him
Missy: This is so unlike her. I called her, repeatedly, went to see her I don’t know how many times . . . nobody’s heard from her. Its like she’s vanished.
Jimmy: We’ll find her Miss, don’t worry. You got me here now.
Grins to cheer her up.
Jimmy: You know I won’t stop until I see her back in her chair, in her office, running the show.
Missy kisses him on the cheek as she wraps her arms around him and they continue walking.
Missy: Its really good to have you here Jimmy.
Jimmy: Miss, its damn good to be here.
They enter Bev’s office.
Scene cuts to the NBA Logo as the music starts to play and a clock starts ticking down.
Here comes the
Here comes the
Here comes the
Ya'll don't really want it now (BOOM!)
Rapid shots of the NBA roster flash by
Here comes the (BOOM!)
Bev Hyatt is seen posing
Here comes the (BOOM!)
Missy is seen holding up the Women’s Title.
Here comes the . . .
Ya'll don't really want it now (BOOM!)
Mayhem and Money are seen posing with the Tag Titles.
Here comes the (BOOM!)
Natural is seen holding up the FTW Title.
Here comes the (BOOM!)
Sean is seen holding up the TV Title.
Here comes the . . .
Ya'll don't really want it now (BOOM!)
Vacant Titles flash by
It's the N-E-Double L-Y I said it so
I keep it realz up in my hood, on the dirty like Bledsoe
Ain't got no twist in my hair, but I'm still dread throwin
I gots plenty of bread so I go to bed full now
Ain't in it to win,to win it I'm all in
I might call you my cuz youngblood, but we ain't kin naw
A series of shots flash by of various stars hitting their finishers.
Ya think of jumpin man, you best think again
Lil dirty, I'm the type of man that might could go for revenge
Have some not so nice friends, kick the door off the hinge
Take the door of ya Benz, p-p-pop 4 of your friends
This here ain't cynical (Uh uh)
McIntyre is seen shaking his finger at his opponent with a smile.
Mental, subliminal, I'm physical, financial, and mental to be a general
Lil mama come, she want a soldier
Not the type be in the tank, but in that Rover
I'm in the zone like AIDS full blown
I'm killin it like a blind man readin, I'm feelin it like (BOOM!)
Ethan Everhart is seen landing a big shooting star press
Scene switches to a live shot of the stage and the arena as stage pyros go off in time with the BOOM’s.
Here comes the (BOOM!)
Red Pyros
Here comes the (BOOM!)
Blue Pyros
Here comes the
Ya'll don't really want it now (BOOM!)
White Pyros
Here comes the (BOOM!)
Zenith is seen hitting the Zenith Hammer.
Here comes the (BOOM!)
Missy is seen hitting the Kryptonite Cutter.
Here comes the
Ya'll don't really want it now (BOOM!)
Jimmy Ice is seen hitting the Vintage Iron Man.
Here comes the (BOOM!)
McIntyre is seen hitting the Pure Perfection.
Here comes the (BOOM!)
Meggan Monroe is seen hitting the Wonder Bomb.
Here comes the
Ya'll don't really want it now (BOOM!)
Seeker is seen hitting the Way to Stardom.
Here comes the (BOOM!)
Anthony Tarantino is seen hitting the Keep It Silent.
Here comes the (BOOM!)
Sean Classic is seen hitting the Instant Classic.
Here comes the
Ya'll don't really want it now (BOOM!)
Eddie G. is seen playing to the crowd and hitting the Director’s Cut.
As the song continues, the camera pans the arena and settles on the announcer’s table.
Al: Hey everyone, we are LIVE and SOLD OUT at the Staples Center in Los Angeles, California! The birthplace of NBA Westling!
A quick shot of the Staples Center is seen and the camera comes back to Al Albert and Mr. Entertainment Seth Jordan.
Al: I'm Al Albert alongside my new announce partner, Seth Jordan!
Seth: Yeah, whassup?
Al: Tonight, it's Champion vs. Champion. The FTW World Champion Mr. Natural, squares off against the newly crowned NBA Television Champion Sean Classic.
Seth: It's no secret that Naitch is my hero! He's got this one in the bag Pal.
Al: That's Al.
Seth: Whatever.
Al: Hollywood Eddie G. takes on The Oracle Ethan Everhart!
Seth: Eddie G. is going to face the wrath of the former Television Champion.
Al: In a highly anticipated match, and in what may very well be the show stealer of the night, Anthony Tarantino, Dave McIntyre and Alex Seeker will go at it in a special Three Way Dance for the vacated NBA United States Heavyweight Championship.
Seth: I've been looking forward to this match all week. My prediction is that Anthony Tarantino will be The New U.S. Champion! HA!
Al: Also, Iron Man Jimmy Ice has come back at the request of Missy and he is here to find out What happened to Miss Hyatt! So in the Main event, The NBA World Tag Team Champions Big Time Bobby Money and Maniac Mark Mayhem will take on the returning Iron Man Jimmy Ice and The NBA World Champion Ben Zenith! The thing is, Money has been claiming all week that he knows where Miss Hyatt is and has been telling the Iron Man that if he wants answers, that he would have to beat them out of him.
Seth: This is some crazy shit Al! Everyone is suspect and I wouldn't put it past Money to know something. Hey, if it allows us to see THIS match on free T.V. then hallelujah!!!
Al: Well, it's time to kick things off here tonight with our opening match. And what a match! It's Champion vs. Champion! In a non-title match, the FTW World Champion Mr. Natural, squares off against the newly crowned NBA Television Champion Sean Classic, in what looks to be a "classic" confrontation.
Seth: Please, Sean should feel blessed that he will be in the same ring as the Messiah of Professional Wrestling Al! Sean got lucky with Ethan Everhart, what makes you think he's going to beat Natural!?! HA! I laugh! Let's go to ring announcer Dean Baxter before I pee on myself.
Dean Baxter: The following is our opening contest on NBA Surge! It is a non-title match scheduled for one fall!
Brooklyn By Symphony plays over the loud speakers. Sean Classic comes out to cheers doing his "Classic" pose to the crowd. Pyro shoots from behind him on the entrance ramp, while even more pyro shoots from the sides of the entrance and over him in a criss cross formation.
Dean Baxter: From Crooklyn, New York, weighing in at 268lbs. Here is your NBA Television Champion of the World....Sean Classic!
The crowd reacts with cheers as Sean raises his new NBA Television Title in the air.
Al: Sean worked his tail to get that Television title, unlike his opponent, who was awarded his title.
Sean: That doesn't mean he doesn't deserve it Al.
Dean Baxter: His opponent....
Before Dean can continue, Gwen Diamond enters the ring and snatches the microphone from his hands. The crowd boos loudly.
Al: She is really taking after Hannah Harper, isn't she?
Seth: Yeah, they're both HOT!
Gwen: THAT'S MY JOB DEAN BASTARD!!!
The Crowd continues to boo.
Seth: HA! Good one!
Gwen: Get your STUPID MOTHERF**KING ASSES UP, You disrespectful pricks!!! And help me welcome the best thing going today, the one true MESSIAH OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING!!! That's right, it's the ONE AND ONLY....MR. NATURAL!!!
The boos rain down on the arena, as the lights dim and the strobe lights flash on and off in the arena. Internationally Known by Supernatural nearly drowns out the boos as it plays loudly in the arena. Natural is seen in a silhouette behind a white screen. The FTW Dancers are dancing on the sides of the ring and on cue they point towards Natural as the screen goes up. Mr. Natural walks down the entrance ramp alongside his pet white lion named "Death", who roars at the crowd. He is dressed in his usual wrestling attire, along with his trademark t-shirt that reads, Sean Classic....TODAY YOU DIE!!! And on the back it reads, COURTESY OF MR. NATURAL. He hands the lion to a trainer and enters the ring. He takes off his shirt and throws it at Sean Classic, but Sean throws it back in his face, much to the crowds delight as the bell sounds.
Al: And this match is underway! Both men lock up in the center of the ring. Who do you give the strength advantage to?
Seth: Natural of course!
Al: And who would you say is a better wrestler?
Seth: Natural of course!
Al: Who's a better dancer?
Seth: Natural of course!
Al: Who would you date?
Seth: Natural of - HEYYY!!!
Al: Gotcha! Yesss!
Sean manages to push Natural back towards the turnbuckle, but Natural quickly reverses and shoves Sean into the corner. Natural feigns to break the hold but quickly goes downstairs with rights and lefts. The referee counts to four and Natural quickly backs away for a second to break the count. Natural grabs a stunned Sean and connects with a Belly-to-belly overhead throw out of the corner.
Al: Natural is allll over Sean!
Sean: I'll tell you what Al, I've never seen Natural more focused!
Natural goes over to pick up Sean, put is surprised by a Small Package.
1....
2....
....Kick out by Natural.
Al: WO! Maybe not that focused! He almost got pinned! Wait...both men are back to a vertical base and Sean is wailing at the FTW Champ with his own rights and lefts!
Seth: Shi..., come on Natural!
Sean grabs a now stunned Natural and hits him with a Classic Slam (Pumphandle Angle Slam). Sean quickly gets up and calls for the Classic Kick (Sick Kick). Natural slowly gets up as Sean runs off the ropes, but just as he goes for the Classic Kick, Natural barely moves out of the way and Sean lands on the back of his head.
Al: WHAT AN OPENING MATCH WE'VE GOT HERE TONIGHT!!! WOWW!!! BOTH OF THESE MEN CAME TO PLAY!!!
Seth: I hate it when you get all crazy like that Al!
Natural grabs Sean by the hair and nails him with the Messiah Slam (Modified Katahajime Suplex) and goes for the pin.
1....
2....
....Sean shoots up his right shoulder.
Al: Another close pin! Both men are giving it their all Seth!!!
Seth: I have to hand it to Sean, the guys got guts!
Sean manages to get up but is dazed. Natural grabs Sean and locks him in a Double Underhook. Natural pounds away with Muay Thai knee thrusts to the face and head of Sean Classic. Natural continues to hold the Double Underhook and places Sean's head between his legs.
Seth: You know what's coming Al!!!
Natural hits Sean with the Force of Nature (Double Underhook Flip Pile driver).
Al: THE FORCE OF NATURE!! This has got to be it!
1....
2....
3! The Referee calls for the bell.
Gwen: HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND STILL THE MOTHERF**KING FTW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...MR. NATURAALLL!!!!!
Al: WHAT THE HELL IS SHE TALKING ABOUT? THIS WASN'T EVEN A TITLE MATCH THAT DUMB...
Seth: Hey watch your f**king mouth Al!!!
Al: Nonetheless, It was quite a match as I am sure that Natural hasn't heard the last of Sean Classic!
Natural leaves the ring to boos as his theme music plays. Sean slowly gets up on one knee and stares at Mr. Natural while he backs up the entrance ramp. The scene fades to a commercial break.
Back from commercial break, Eddie G. is standing in the ring with a microphone. With his entrance theme fading in he background the crowd can still be heard cheering loudly as he acknowledges them.
Al: We're back LIVE on Surge, and Hollywood Eddie G. has something to say.
Seth: Whoop-de-doo Al!
Eddie: Orale! Que Viva Mi Gente!
The Crowd pops loudly
Eddie: Check it out homes! I was just listening in the back to everything that has been going on about Mamacita Hyatt's dissapearance. I was like, HOW can a fly mami like that just up and dissapear? Orale, I think it's time for Detective Eddie G. to get on the case!
Seth: Huh? WHAT THE HELL is Eddie talking about Al? Someone needs to tell him that this isn't Telemundo! Speak english already!
Eddie: That's right! I am going to PROBE every Mamacita in town very, VERY carefully!
Al Alberts laughs.
Eddie: I am going to cover EVERY HOLE! And I'm gonna be IN and OUT, IN and OUT! Until someone COMES forward!
The crowd laughs aloud.
Seth: This guy needs help! Is he a movie star or a porn star?
Eddie: Mamacita Hyatt! Wherever you are, Eddie G. is going to fi....
The arena goes pitch black dark, as Wings Of Illusion By After Forever plays on the loud speaker. A bright spotlight moves from the ring to where Ethan Everhart stands on the entrance stage. Ethan has his hands cupped closed as he looks intensely upon them. He suddenly looks up and smiles wickedly at the crowd. He opens up his hands and several white doves fly out of his hands. The arena goes dark again. The bright spotlight comes back on the stage, but Ethan appears to have dissapeared. However, when the spotlight moves from the stage back to the ring, it once again shines on Ethan, as he mysteriously and magically appears in the ring with his arms crossed. His Manager Ian Mason is at ring side as he hands Ethan a microphone.The crowd directs their boos towards Ethan and his manager.
Ethan: Eddie, you come out here and talk about how you're going to PROBE women and get to the bottom of things concerning Miss Hyatt's dissapearance, but before you drop a load in your own pants vato, you still have a match with me, THE ORACLE ETHAN EVERHART!!!
The crowd boos louder at Ethan.
Eddie: Orale homie, I don't see anyone stopping us from doing this thing right now!
The crowd cheers loudly again as an NBA referee enters the ring.
Ethan: Then ring the bell ref!
Eddie turns around to hand the microphone to Ring announcer Dean Baxter, but just before the referee calls for the bell, Ethan runs towards Eddie and hits him in the back of the head with his microphone causing Eddie to fall through the second ropes and on to the floor outside.
Al: THAT CHEAP SHOTTING SON OF A BITCH!
Seth: HAHA!!!
The bell sounds as Ethan runs to the outside, picks up Eddie and slams him on the concrete floor. He quickly picks up Eddie again and throws him violently into the steel steps causing the top half of the steps to fly into the front row, nearly hitting a fan.
Al: Oh my!!! I've never seen that happen before! Geez, Ethan's trying to kill Eddie!!!
Seth: YES!!! I HOPE HE DOES TOO!!! COME ON ETHAN!!!
Ethan slides back into the ring to break the referees count at 8. He then urges the referee to start counting out Eddie as the crowd begins to chant Eddie's name.
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8....9....
Eddie manages to get up and slide half his body into the ring to break the count. The crowd cheers in relief.
Al: EDDIE BREAKS THE COUNT!!! But he appears to be dazed.
Seth: Dazed? The guy looks like he had 20 bottles of tequila for breakfast! HE LOOKS FU.....
Al: BUT WAIT!!!
As Ethan picks up Eddie by the hair, Eddie Pokes Ethan in the eyes, kicks him in the gut and throws Ethan over the top ropes and on to the concrete floor outside. Eddie goes after him as the crowd cheers on. Eddie picks up Ethan by the hair and forces him towards the announcer's table.
Al: Where is Eddie taking him!?!
Seth: Oh shit!!! THEY'RE COMING OUR WAY!!! Move it Al!!!
Eddie slams Ethan's face three times into the announcer's table as Al and Seth move away. Eddie then slams Ethan's head into the ring apron and throws him over the barricade and into the crowd. As Ethan goes over the barricade, he lands on an old lady and a midget.
Al: OH MY!!!
Seth: Now THAT'S something you never see before Al!!!
Eddie quickly rolls back in the ring to break the count, but quickly rolls back out. Ian tries to block Eddie's path to Ethan, but gets planted with a Superkick! The crowd cheers even louder than ever.
Seth: HEY, THAT'S NOT FAIR!!!
Eddie grabs a dazed Ethan and pulls him back over the barricade and throws him back into the ring. Ethan slowly gets backs up as Eddie climbs to the top and connects with The Walk Of Fame.
1....
2....
Ethan kicks out!
Seth: YES! It's going to take a lot more than that to finish off Ethan Everhart!
Al: BUT LOOK AT EDDIE!!! HE'S GOING BACK UP AND HE'S CALLING FOR A FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH!!!
Eddie goes for the Five Star Frog Splash but misses as Ethan suddenly moves out of the way.
Al: EDDIE MISSES!!!
Eddie slowly gets back up and out of nowhere Ethan connects with the Show Stopper.
Al & Seth: OHHHH!!!!!!!
1....
2....
....The referee stops the count as he spots Eddie's right leg perched over the bottom rope. The frustration is evident on Ethan's face as he grabs the referee by the shirt and begins to yell at him.
Seth: That Eddie is one lucky bastard!!!
Al: That may be, but instead of getting on his opponent, Ethan is wasting time with the referee!
Eddie slowly tries to get back up. Ethan pulls Eddie up to vertical base and calls for The Prestige.
Seth: NOW it's over! HA!
Ethan goes for The Prestige (Belly-to-Back Inverted Mat Slam), but Eddie reverses it and connects with the G-Shock (Modified Stunner out of a reversal to the Back Suplex).
Al: YESSS!!! DON'T COUNT EDDIE OUT JUST YET SETH!!!
Eddie climbs to the top and connects with The Box Office Smash! (The Crossfire).
Al: THAT'S THE CRAZIEST MOVE I'VE EVER SEEN!!!
1....
2....
3!!! Eddie wins the match.
Seth: DAMN!!!
Al: Hey Seth, Ron Simmons called and he wants his catchphrase back! YESSSS!!!
Dean Baxter: Here is your winner, HOLLYWOOD EDDIE G!
The referee raises Eddie G's hand as the scene cuts to the back. We see Ben Zenith and Meggan Monroe in Beverly Hyatt's office. The crowd pops as he is seen shaking his head in confusion.
Ben: Bev, where the hell are you?
The scene fades to a commercial break.