Craig Lovecraft

[Craig Lovecraft]

HANDLER'S NAME: Craig Lovecraft

WRESTLING NAME: Craig Lovecraft

GENDER: Male

NICKNAMES/ALIASES: Mr. Action, King Craig

VALET/MANAGER/ASSOCIATES: Melissa Evans

ALIGNMENT: Heel

HEIGHT: 6’2”

WEIGHT: 253 lbs

AGE: 27

DESCRIPTION OF WRESTLER:
Craig: Christian Cage
Melissa: Brooke Adams

HOMETOWN: Oshawa, Ontario, Canada

SIGNATURE QUOTES/CATCH PHRASES/TAUNTS: None

ENTRANCE THEME: Our Lady Peace – All For You

ENTRANCE DESCRIPTION:

*All the lights go out in the arena and “All For You” by Our Lady Peace begins to play. As the song begins to pick up and the lights return, Craig (With the EWE World Championship and Ultimate Internet Championship over his shoulders) and Melissa are shown already standing on the stage staring into the crowd. Fireworks go off as Craig raises his titles into the air. He then stares into the crowd. As the lyrics begin, they make their way to the ring, ignoring the fans, who are eagerly extending their arms.*

A suburban man at my door
But I don’t think I’ll let him in
He wants discipline
Discipline, control over the way I live
Wants the best for me
Old school philosophy

*Craig walks up the steps and stops. He kisses Melissa and gets into the ring. *

But I can’t turn my back on him
He’s a part of me
Buy me anything but I just need a friend

*Craig stands in the ring and looks at the crowd.*

It’s all for you
You got me where you want
It’s all for you, oh
Just stop breaking my heart

*Craig gets on the turnbuckle…*

You’re the blood of a seed and it’s all that I need
Got me where you want

*…And once again raises his titles into the air while Melissa applauds at ringside.*

It’s all for you, oh
You got me, oh, you got me

*Craig gets off the turnbuckle as the music fades out.*

WRESTLING STYLE: Power/Technical/Hardcore

SIGNATURE WRESTLING MOVES:
1. Craig-Plex (Stalled Vertical Suplex)
2. Action Shot (Complete Shot)
3. Triplex (3 continuous vertical suplexes)
4. Belly to Belly Overhead Suplex
5. Klondike Krunch (Pumphandle Slam)
6. Action Sack (Emerald Fusion)
7. Stinger Splash
8. Tilt A Whirl Slam
9. German Suplex
10. DDT
11. Neck Breaker
12. Powerslam
13. Spinebuster
14. Back Breaker

FINISHING MOVES:
1. Craig Bottom (Rock Bottom)
2. Love Drop (People’s Elbow)

CHARACTER BIO:
Craig David Lovecraft was born on October 23, 1980 in Oshawa Ontario Canada. His father, Dr. Marvin Lovecraft was a highly acclaimed surgeon, while his mother, Janet Lovecraft was a lawyer. Craig was an only child. Craig was born with a slight curve in his nose which resulted in years of torment by his schoolmates. His parents refused to let him have plastic surgery to fix the problem no matter how much Craig pleaded. By age 7, Craig learned that he required glasses.

Over the years, Craig was constantly beat up due his nerdy appearance and because of the fact that he was the only rich student in his school. Craig enrolled in self defense classes but was often injured by the other students in the class. In junior high, Craig became interested in acting and took part in every school play that he could. Craig, a horrible actor, thought of himself as the star of every play.

By high school, Craig had finally begun to be accepted by the other students. Craig was an Honor Roll student, which didn’t help him socially since most of the other students were jealous. By 11th grade, a new student, Gary Levinson had transferred to Craig’s school and began making Craig’s life a nightmare once again. One day after, after Craig’s Home-economics class, Gary assaulted Craig and nearly beat him to death. Gary was expelled and sent to a corrections facility. Craig survived and returned to school a few months later. When he returned, his female classmates began to take notice in him. (Gary’s fist had straightened Craig’s nose.) Craig realized his potential of being popular and quickly exchanged his glasses for contacts and limited his extracurricular activities. Craig began getting dates with every girl he wanted, much to the chagrin of every male student in the school. The male students became fed up with Craig’s new behavior and decided to get revenge. Craig once again had to face bullies, but he remembered most of his self defense training and was able to defend himself, for the most part. Craig and his girlfriend at the time, Melissa Evans, were voted Prom King and Queen. At graduation Craig was voted class Valedictorian and was given a full scholarship to Ryerson University in Toronto.

After graduating, Craig left Oshawa to follow his dream of becoming an actor. It was there at Ryerson that he met his college roommate and later, trusty cameraman and assistant, Bobby Green. After being told by all of his acting school teachers that he would never amount to anything, Craig dropped out of school. Craig attempted a career as a model but was fired for hitting on his female employers.

When Craig was 23, he bought a hot dog from a hot dog cart but Gary Levinson assaulted him up and stole his hot dog. Gary Levinson was later found dead in his apartment, due to food poisoning from the hot dog he stole from Craig.

At age 24, Craig’s girlfriend made him watch the Scorpion King with her. Craig, who had never been a fan of wrestling, saw The Rock acting and immediately decided on his career. Since The Rock had left wrestling to become an actor, Craig felt that if he too became a wrestler, it would help his chances of becoming an actor. Craig began training in local gyms and joined wrestling competitions. Craig soon realized that he preferred wrestling over acting and decided to focus solely on that as his career. Craig is once again dating Melissa. He is an accomplished wrestler and has competed in ECWF and XPW as well as the short lived NWWA and EWE. He has also starred in the straight to DVD horror film “Winter Night Massacre”. Craig has competed against names such as Venom, HardcoreFool, Captain Charisma, Matt Ackerman, West Coast Wonder, Sean Gotti, Countdown and “The Iron Man” Jimmy Ice.

WRESTLING BIO:
Craig debuted in ECWF on September 18, 2006, where he was defeated by Vlad. He returned to the ring a month later and began a feud with Saint Omen. After defeating Omen at the Anniversary Bash PPV, Craig set his sites on ECWF gold. His first attempt was unsuccessful as he lost a #1 contender match for the TV Championship. However, the following week he defeated Vlad for a shot at the KOTD Championship. On December 10, 2006, Craig got his first taste of gold when he defeated Texas Jack at the Dissension PPV and won the KOTD title.

Following the retirement of (then) ECWF World Champion West Coast Wonder, Craig was invited to take part in a tournament to crown a new champion. During his first round match, Craig suffered a knee injury and was defeated. He was given a second chance but was unsuccessful yet again. Craig then turned heel and claimed that he would become the greatest wrestler in ECWF history by calling out Ratings Inc, specifically, the (then) Ultimate Internet Champion, Pete Jones. Eventually, Ratings Inc responded to Craig and a heated rivalry began. Craig was joined by the returning Zeus and the two factions brawled on different occasions. On the April 26, 2007 edition of Monday Night Massacre, Craig’s music distracted Pete during a UI title defense and he lost the title to Countdown. After the match, Craig’s faction brawled with Ratings Inc again and Craig threw Pete off the stage, injuring his back and ending his career in the process. Due to Pete’s injury, the heated feud between Craig and Ratings Inc reached an all time high. Iron Man finally accepted Craig’s challenge and the two were set to face off for the KOTD Championship at Stage of Legends. Before their match could take place, the two were ordered to join forces against Matt Ackerman and Torch, who would be competing in a World Championship match at SOL. Craig and Iron Man were victorious with Craig getting the pin on Matt Ackerman. On May 20, 2007, the rivalry finally came to an end as Craig and Jimmy Ice faced off in an Exploding C4 Death Match for the KOTD Championship at Stage of Legends. Iron Man was able to score the pin fall after the ring collapsed and Pete Jones returned as the special guest referee.

Following his feud with Jimmy Ice, Craig took a break from the ring but returned a month later attacking Roger Irons after his match. The following week, Craig defeated Roger in a TLC Match and made a challenge for the UI Championship. On July 19, 2007, at the Disorder PPV, Craig pinned Roger Irons in a match also featuring Countdown to win the Ultimate Internet Championship. After winning the title, Craig began giving any superstar a shot at his title through open challenges. This lasted for close to a month, with Craig defeating a variety of legends, including Kid Crunch, Canadian Killer and Raw Impact. On September 2, 2007, Craig made history by defeating Rob to become the first ever EWE World Heavyweight Champion. Craig fought West Coast Wonder at XPW’s Lock N Load PPV and defeated him by pinfall. On November 16, Craig made history by winning the ECWF Royal Rumble and becoming its first ever King of the Ring.


CHAMPIONSHIPS/AWARDS:

ECWF
King of the Death Match Champion: December 10, 2006 – May 20, 2007 (Longest reigning KOTD Champion in ECWF history. 161 days)

Ultimate Internet Champion: July 29, 2007 – Present

2007 King of the Ring winner
Entry #15
Eliminations: 6 (Tied for most eliminations with Venom)

EWE
EWE World Heavyweight Championship: September 2, 2007 – Present (First)

XPW
24/7 Champion: September 1, 2007

GREATEST MATCHES/MOMENTS:

ECWF
Uprising PPV March 25, 2007
Craig defeated Mr. Spectacular in a Hardcore Island Match

Monday Night Massacre April 26, 2007
Craig throws Pete Jones off the stage, ending his career

Monday Night Massacre May 14, 2007
Craig pins ECWF Elite Heavyweight Champion Matt Ackerman in a tag match

Stage of Legends PPV May 20, 2007: KOTD Championship
Iron Man defeats Craig in an Exploding C4 Death Match

Monday Night Massacre June 25, 2007
Craig defeats Roger Irons in a TLC Match

Disorder PPV July 29, 2007: Ultimate Internet Championship
Craig pins Roger in a match also featuring Countdown to win the UI Championship

Friday Night Fight November 16, 2007
Craig wins the first ever 40 man Royal Rumble and becomes the first ever King of the Ring

EWE
Sunday Night Sanity April 29, 2007
Craig loses to West Coast Wonder in a C4 Cage of Death Match
*Near the end of the match, Craig kicked out after a bomb exploded in his face.

Destination Unknown PPV September 2, 2007
Craig defeats Rob in a 2 out of 3 falls match to become the first ever EWE World Heavyweight Champion

XPW
Afterburn PPV May 27, 2007
Craig and Vlad are defeated by Torch in an XPW World Championship Match

Dawn Of A New Day PPV July 29, 207
Craig Lovecraft and Venom defeat Torch and Vlad in a tag team match
*This match featured the top two Champions of ECWF vs. the top two Champions of XPW.

Lock N Load PPV September 9, 2007
Craig Lovecraft defeats West Coast Wonder by pinfall.
*Craig kicked out after a Cop Killa through a flaming table and getting Mr. Trashcan dropkicked into his face.

[Craig Lovecraft]

SAMPLE ROLEPLAY:
*The scene opens in the Pain Dungeon. Craig, Melissa and Sergeant Pain are shown watching a large screen. A clip of WCW’s riots in Texas are shown. Craig sighs and shakes his head while Melissa and Sarge lower their heads and close their eyes.*

Craig: Well… I can’t say I’m shocked… West, you’re a disappointment. You go on and on about how you want to help minorities. You talk about equal rights and about how families from the hood struggle to get by. But when you decided to start teaching the world about it, all you did was fuck up the situation even more. I mean, come on, man! Riots? Torching? That’s not how you stand up for a cause. What do you think that’s teaching minorities? That if there’s injustice, they should start destroying things? What were you guys trying to do? Scare those farmers into never forcing minorities to do slave labour again? So, there’s a good chance that some of them never will. But there’s also a good chance that some of those minorities, and others who saw that were inspired to riot elsewhere. Congratulations on being the cause of mass panic and chaos in the streets. Innocent people will likely die because of you. But, hey, if that was your plan all along, then nice job. Mission complete. But think, what’s going to happen to those minorities you were with? Are you hiding them all in a safe house somewhere? If not, they’ll likely all be arrested or killed. Is that really worth it? Cause a riot and have your followers die? Is that really worth it in the end? Why go that route if in the end, you’re going to be the only one left?

And let’s not forget about your little seminar from earlier. Trash talking? Dirty tactics? Dirty insults? All that’s going to lead to is more violence in the streets. How is any of what you’re doing helpful to your cause? You talk about how people have it so rough in the hood, but you’re actually promoting it to your students. Clearly, you shouldn’t be allowed to have anything to do with trying to help minorities. Instead of causing all this violence, why not help to put an end to it. You’re supposed to be this big role model that all minorities look up to. Why not do something constructive with that, instead of making everything worse?

*Craig stops talking and stares at the camera.*

Craig: And then there’s X-Pac. X-Pac, you think I’M full of myself? You’re one to talk. I’ve never met anyone who tries to brag about their career as much as you do. But at least when I do it, it’s coherent and factual. Fact: West Coast Wonder is not a divine being. He has flaws and weaknesses, just like everyone else. X-Pac, West himself didn’t deny the fact he has weaknesses. You’re the only one who believes that he’s perfect. I thought you were supposed to be the leader, but it seems like you worship him at a disturbing level. And X-Pac, if he was perfect, when did his title reigns end? If Pete Jones is such a horrible wrestler, how did he take the UI title from West? How did Total Elite Destruction beat the Insane Maniacs? How did FTW beat the Sweepers? What? Are you going to blame West’s team mates? That’s not a good enough reason. If West was perfect, he would have found a way to win and save the titles all those times. Explain to me how someone perfect can lose a match. And yet you constantly talk about the fact that you’ve beat West before. Now how is that possible if he’s perfect. There’re two answers to that. A: He’s not perfect. He has flaws, just like everyone else and even someone like you were actually able to beat him. Or B: He let you win, which, according to your logic is the more possible answer. But I guess that would make your entire career a lie, now wouldn’t it? What’s it going to be, X? Keep your WCW fantasy alive and sacrifice your own career in the process? Or admit that West isn’t as perfect as you’d pretend he is? Next time think before you speak. Drop the cool guy ganster act and actually be right for once when you open your mouth.

*Craig picks up a remote and presses a button. A clip begins to play on the screen.*

X-Pac: Listening to you talk is like listening to an asshole who thinks way to much of himself but in reality he isn’t hot shit like he thinks he is.

Craig: X, you described yourself to a t, there. You’re the most self-hyped guy on the roster. If you took a good look at yourself, you’d realize that your entire career is a sham. Look at your career. You were XWA Champion, but you beat West for the title. We’ve already covered that one. You beat Venom for the XPW title, but you couldn’t do it on your own. You needed help. You think my KOTD reign was a joke? That’s coming from the person with the shortest title reign in ECWF history. 3 days, X-Pac. That’s all you held that belt for. You beat HardcoreFool and then lost it right back. You didn’t even successfully defend that belt, whereas I held it for nearly 6 months. I’ve already admitted that there wasn’t much competition for that belt. But at least I put it on the line against anyone who wanted a shot at it. X, if I was such a horrible champion, if I was so easy to beat, why didn’t you come and take it from me? Were you afraid that it would end up like your last reign? Or worse, that you wouldn’t win it at all? West, you still haven’t told me your reason either. X… West… if there’s anyone at all to blame about my lack of competition, it’s the two of you. As for the lack of competition for your tag titles, there isn’t any. So how can you sit there and criticise my KOTD reign when you’re going through the exact same thing? You’ve been champions for over 3 months and you’ve had one, count em, ONE title defence. And you almost lost it. But you wouldn’t remember that, now would you? You were unconscious outside the ring while Vlad and Omen were beating the shit out of West. If it wasn’t for Omen hitting Vlad with your trashcan, you wouldn’t even be a champion right now.

Sarge: X-Pac, you want to talk about my reign as tag champ? It’ll blow your pathetic reign right out of the water. Reaper and I took on anyone who wanted a shot at us. Sure, we beat a lot of low carders, but we also beat the big names. Something you’ve yet to do in your reign. First, we beat Ratings Inc when I pinned Iron Man. Then we beat FTW and unified the ECWF and WNC Tag Titles. There’s something you’ll never be able to do. But it didn’t end there. We continued to take out everyone in our path and became the longest reigning tag champs in ECWF history and ECWF’s tag team of the year. If it wasn’t for my neck injury, we would have still been going strong. But X, before you make some retarded comment about all that, I just want to remind you something. Can you recall the date June 4, 2007? It was the day that my tag team partner, Reaper, pinned you. You’d likely forgotten about that, or tried your best to erase it from your memory. If Reaper and I were such jokes, how did he manage to get a victory over the “great” X-Pac? Try to figure that one out.

*The three of them laugh.*

Craig: X-Pac, I’m starting to feel bad for you, I really am. You sit in front of the camera ranting about whatever you can think of in hopes to discourage or intimidate your opponents. I’m not your opponent. But I guarantee that Jimmy’s not afraid of you. Then, when you see your opponents’ responses, you must not actually be paying attention to what they’re saying. That, or you just hear what you want to hear. If you were able to remember correctly, I didn’t make excuses for my loss to West in EWE. I never claimed it was injustice or that I was robbed. I said that even after I was hit by C4, I was still able to kick out. As for West’s condition at the end of that match, if you had paid attention and not been under the influence, you would have realizes that I had indeed taken West to the limit. But I know that you’ll never believe me, because you’re too busy, shouting from the rooftops about WCW’s glorious and perfect career. X, for your benefit, I found a copy of that match. I think you’ll find it… interesting…

*Craig presses a button on the remote and the ending of the EWE main event begins to play.*

Craig this time makes a proper pin and hooks the leg.

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WCW still manages to kick out! Craig, not knowing what to do stands back up and yells at the referee. He shoves the ref and prepares for the Craig Bottom! WCW, begins to slowly move off his back. Craig is still stalking him, waiting for the right moment. WCW gets onto one knee as Craig can literally feel the win in his grasp. WCW is finally back on both legs, Craig turns him around and hooks his arms, but WCW elbows him not once! Not twice! But three times! Craig's grip loosens as now WCW counters into an STO backbreaker!! Craig's back snaps across WCW's knee! Both men are back on the ground as they seem to be completely exhausted. About 10 or 15 seconds later, its surprislingly Craig who is starting to get to his feet first. He staggers slowly over to WCW who instantly kip-ups and hurricaranas Craig face first into the turnbuckle!! Half the crowd is awe inspired by WCW's agility, while the other half cheer him on. WCW is back on his feet, and slowly but surely, so is Craig Lovecraft. Craig's face can tell it all as he is completely embaressed and pissed off by the Lucha Legend. WCW is just barely standing, using the ropes as support but lifts his arm up and tells Craig to bring it. The two meet in the middle and start exchanging rights and lefts. The crowd seems to be going absolutly crazy for both these two men who are going all out to defeat one another! WCW seems to gain the upper hand before Craig hits a quick knee to WCW's stomach, He picks WCW up and powerslams him back into the mat! He pins WCW but only receives a two count. Craig starts to get frustrated once again and picks up WCW and whips him into the corner, but WCW counters and whips Craig into the corner. CRAIG HITS THE CORNER AS AN EXPLOSIVE GOES OFF WITH CRAIG IN IT!!!!! The whole crowd are going completely nuts as they now know what Countdown was talking about with a surprise! Smoke fills the ring as the crowd is still stunned by what has happenend!

JJ: " Oh my freaking sweet Jesus!! Craig is probably dead!!"

Ken: " Can we air this!? I think we've just witnessed a murder!! WCW has just killed Craig Lovecraft!!"

Melissa looks on in absolute horror as the smoke is now beginning to disappear. Craig is laying face first and is showing no movement. WCW is also on all fours as he is trying to regain some strength. Medics are rushed down towards the ring, but the referee refuses them to come in! A minute or so has passed and WCW has finally crawled over to Craig and rolled him over and places and arm ontop of him. The referee counts.

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NO!!! For some sweet miracle, Craig Lovecraft has just kickout!! The fans don't know whether to boo or appluad Craig's determination!

JJ: " Just stay down Craig!"

Ken: " How in the blue hell is he still moving!?"

WCW is just as shocked as everyone else as he is now back on his feet. Craig on the other hand still isn't moving. WCW is looking to finish this all off as he grabs one more weapon from the cage. A steel chair. He very slowly makes his way over to the turnbuckle closest to Craig and begins to climb. He points up in the air before leaping off and hitting the MEXICAN FACEBUSTER!! Craig's face has been indented in the chair as WCW finally makes the pin.

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DING DING DING!!

*Craig stops the video.*

Craig: X, You’ve just re-watched the ending of the match. Now, I couldn’t see it, but seeing as how you’re the president of the WCW fan club, maybe you’ll be able to point out where West was just getting started. Was it when he had to crawl around the ring? Was it when he needed the ropes to keep himself up? What? Was he just trying to trick me the entire time? Did he put on a little show? That’ll be your answer, won’t it? But you were right about something. This time it will be a regular match. This time C4 won’t explode in my face, this time there won’t be a cage surrounding us, or weapons in the ring. It’ll just be West and I, one on one. As for your undefeated streaks, they’re nothing to brag about. Have you seen who made your list? Killswitch? Urban Rebel? Zack? Carnage? There’s a reason why you’re undefeated when you face people like that. But hey, you have fought a few credible opponents. You beat Venom for the title, with a little help. And then you managed to beat Heavy Artillery too. But other them, you haven’t really beaten anyone all that good. Now have you? And your Tony Maverick comment? Try not to embarrass yourself with such horrible attempts at insults. Next, you claim that I’m a joke and that I’m far from being the best. You say that I’m NOT the fastest rising superstar in ECWF history… wait… but then you said I AM the fastest rising superstar. Then you go back to saying I’m not. Make up your mind, man! Forget about WCW, you should just worry about trying not to contradict yourself. X-Pac, you did manage to make another correct point. I don’t give a fuck about West’s childhood. I don’t care about how he grew up and he doesn’t care about me. So, West is street smart. Good for him. Is street smart another word for ring smart? Sorry to disappoint you, but no. It’s not. I don’t care if West gets into gang fights against six guys. X, pay attention to my match this Sunday and you might learn something. Just because West can beat up six random guys on the street, doesn’t mean he can beat me in the ring. Then you made a comment that didn’t add up with what West said. You claim that Jimmy flaunts his money and buys a lot of expensive stuff. Yeah, Jimmy does buy expensive things because that’s the lifestyle he’s chosen. But then you said that West has everything that Jimmy has. If you knew anything about your partner, you’d know that he gives away almost all the money he makes to charities. He doesn’t live in luxury like Jimmy and I do. So that means that either you don’t know shit about your own partner, or that West is secretly hoarding it all away and lying to the public. Which is it? Is West the saint that he claims to be? Or does he have all the high-tech gadgets while his amigos and homies are left with nothing?

*Craig stops and takes a breath.*

Craig: And then we go to my career. You assume that I’m successful because I’ve been handed things? What have I been handed? I won a #1 contender’s match and then beat Texas Jack for the KOTD title. I wasn’t given that shot or handed the title, I had to earn it. The EWE Championship? Rob busted me open in that match but I still managed to come out on top. The Ultimate Internet Championship? I had to fight my way into it. I had to beat the living shit out of Roger Irons and then face Countdown before they even considered giving me a shot at it. And did management tell them to just lie down so I could win the belt? Fuck no! I had to tear both of them apart before I could cover Roger and get the win. I didn’t’ have friends in management. I couldn’t stand it when Claire was GM. You want to talk about being handed things? What about you ECWF World title shot at Heat Wave last year? You were handed a shot at the World Title. The reason? Management was sick of Shane being champion and did whatever they could to take it off him. You were given a free shot and you blew it. So explain to me how I was handed things. I’m really interested to hear what you have to say.

My UI Title open challenges? I’ll have you know that they were open to anyone on the roster. I even mentioned that every single week. It’s not my fault that the only ones with the balls to accept my challenge were ECWF legends and some jobber who competed nearly a year ago. You could have accepted it, but I guess you just weren’t aware of what was going on.

You call Countdown a has been, but you don’t allow me to refer to West that way? Look at Countdown’s accomplishments. He was ECWF and XWA World Champion, KOTD Champion, and he had a longer title reign than you, I might add. With my help, he ended the longest title reign in ECWF history and became Ultimate Internet Champion. Plus, he and Pyro won the tag titles back in the day when tag teams still existed. He won every title in ECWF except the Pure title. It takes you and West combined to match that feat.

You think I'm overrated? Alright then, in your fine, drug induced wisdom, enlighten me. Is it because I worked hard to get where I am? Is it because I don’t need a trashcan or someone watching my back to get to the top? You keep making these ridiculous claims and don’t give any proof to back them up. Oh, wait a minute. You say that Jimmy likes me and that’s why I’m overrated. Bad news, Pac. Jimmy and I were never friends in ECWF. It wasn’t until a few weeks ago that we could be in the same room without trying to slug it out. So once again, you have no proof.

And I’m nothing in XPW? Let’s relive my time in XPW. I arrived, was instantly placed in a tournament to crown a new World Champion. Sure, I lost in the title match. In case your ego has clouded your mind, I’ll remind you what a loss is. It’s when you get pinned. Think of outcome of most of your ECWF matches and you’ll remember what that is. All better? No? I’m actually not surprised. But don’t worry. This Sunday you’ll get two chances to find out what it means. First, you’ll watch me pin West. Then Jimmy will pin you in the main event. Back to my story, I decided to try to help out the younger talent, which turned out to be a huge waste of my time. Then, after I gave up on those hopeless little shits, I got involved in your feud with Jimmy. So, no. I haven’t got around to getting the XPW title yet. But as soon as I’m finished with West, I’ll be sure to get right on it.

Then we move on to your little talk show friend, Larry Springer. I’ll ignore half of your retarded third grade comments, but at least you do recognise beauty. As for all the gay jokes? Try something original. It gets old and boring and makes you seem even less credible than you already were. Larry, did you know that you’re a complete fucking idiot? I thought you were against me, but you not only contradicted yourself, but agreed with what I’ve been saying all week. That West is past his prime. What happened to the illusion that X-Pac was trying to instil in our minds? You know, about West being perfect? I guess those were just lies to try to cover up West’s plummeting career.

As for your comments on my chances of winning, I have a great chance. In fact, I’m not lying when I guarantee that I’ll be walking out the winner. Sure, it’ll probably be due to DQ or countdown so West can save face, but, hey, what can you do? As for you quoting me, if I’m so easy to beat, West shouldn’t have a problem beating me. Larry, you just fucked up once again. If I wasn’t a threat to West, why would EWC waste so much time focusing on me? It’s because you all know the truth. That’s why you want to get inside my head, isn’t it? You’re doing everything you can to break me mentally, since there’s no way you can do it physically. You might as well stop wasting your time. I’ve already explained it to West. You won’t break me. You CAN’T break me. You think I’m a nobody. You think I’m just someone who you can roll right over. But that’s where you’re wrong. I’m winning my match this Sunday. I’m beating West, and no matter what you try, no matter who tries to interfere, it won’t matter. EWC is going to realize what their in for, because there’s nothing you can do to stop me.

*Craig stares into the camera as the screen fades to black.*