Post by Ben Zenith on Dec 6, 2007 14:17:24 GMT -5
FTW GM, Miss Hannah Harper is seen in her office talking on the cell phone with an unknown individual. Her hair is straightened and she is dressed to impress in her skimpy white business suit on.
Hannah: So you’re on your way? GREAT! Iron Man Jimmy Ice won’t know what hit him. As for Missy, I may not know where Miss Beverly Hyatt is at, but I do know OTHER secrets that not even the NBA Women’s Champion knows about. Ha, tonight is going to be a great ni…
Just before she can finish her sentence, Jimmy Ice walks in the room. The crowd pops. Hannah
hangs up her cell phone.
Jimmy: Why if isn’t Hannah Harlot?
Hannah: That’s Hannah Harper you…
Jimmy: Whatever you say chunky thighs.
Jimmy Ice makes a motion with his hands to his belly and puffing up his cheeks.
Jimmy: You’re need of some of that Special K honey!
The crowd laughs as she slams her cell phone to her desk and points her finger to Jimmy.
Hannah: Let’s skip to the chase Iron Man. What is it you want?
Jimmy: Fine. It’s no big if you want to come after Iron Man and Missy. We can handle anything you throw at us. But I’m here looking for Bev. It’s no secret that you two aren’t the closest of business associates, to say the least. I figure, with Bev gone you probably feel you can run things around here the way you want.
Hannah laughs sarcastically.
Hannah: Wait Jimmy, I know where you’re getting at and NO I had nothing to do with her disappearance. However, you’re right about me running the show around here. With no GM in the NBA and no GM still assigned to NEW, I pretty much make the decisions around here. So once again, here’s the line up for tonight.
Ethan Everhart gets his rematch tonight against Eddie G. in an NEW Universal Championship qualifier. And Ian Mason, Ethan’s manager, will be the special guest referee.
You, Jimmy Ice, will also be in an NEW Universal Championship qualifier, against an old opponent who will not be named. Who knows Jimmy; he might be the one with the answers you’re looking for.
The NBA Champion Ben Zenith will be forced to defend his title against Bobby Money in a NO Disqualification Match. Mark Mayhem will be the guest enforcer for this match and Selena will be the guest time keeper.
And finally, your precious Missy will be going for the FTW World Championship as she faces the Messiah of Pro Wrestling Mr. Natural. And if you or any of Missy’s precious little friends try to interfere in that match, not only will she lose the match, she will lose her NBA Women’s Title. And just to make it interesting, Meggan will be the guest ring announcer for this match. Ha, ha, ha, ha! This is going to be quite a night Jimmy, quite a night indeed!
Hannah continues to laugh as the crowd boos. The camera zooms in on Jimmy’s face as we see him shake his head and mumble the words, “what a bitch.”
Scene cuts to the NBA logo and fades into the FTW logo.
I did cause a commotion; I can't help but make a scene
I ain't lookin for something, permanent to get at me
**Shots of the FTW roster flash by the screen**
Tell you what it's gonna be
You better step up your game
Before you can step with me
**Mr. Natural is seen holding up his FTW Championship**
Can't you see me walkin through the door
Maybe I should turn it up a little bit more
** Hannah Harper is seen posing to the crowd**
I can't help but feel responsible
For what the girls hate, And the boys adore
**Missy is seen doing her entrance**
say hey what's it gonna be tonight
come hit me up, come hit me up
**Sean Classic is seen hitting his Classic Kick**
say hey party with me tonight
come hit me up, come hit me up
**Eddie G. is seen hitting the Box Office Smash**
say hey we been running all night
come hit me up, come hit me up
**Kenua is seen hitting his MK Bomb**
I know you feel it cause you checking me right
come hit me up, come hit me up
**Craig Lovecraft is seen hitting his Craig Bottom**
baby baby, just a little bit
baby baby, just a little more
baby baby, let me see ya
walk to me talk to me handle me right
**Meggan is seen with Ben Zenith and Missy is seen with Jimmy Ice**
I walk in jaws all be droppin, It's so electrified
Don't mean to intimidate, don't mean to make you loose your mind
**Ben Zenith is seen hitting the Zenith Hammer**
If you want this, work it for this, show me that you got what's right
you better make an impression, won't get another try
**Meggan is seen posing and hitting her Wonder Bomb**
Can't you see me walkin through the door
Maybe I should turn it up a little but more
**Ethan Everhart and Ian Mason are seen**
I can't help but feel responsible
For what the girls hate, And the boys adore
**The FTW Dancers are seen dancing**
say hey what's it gonna be tonight
come hit me up, come hit me up
**Bobby Money, Mark Mayhem and Selena are seen posing with NBA Tag Titles**
say hey party with me tonight
come hit me up, come hit me up
**Anthony Tarantino is seen hitting The Whacker**
say hey we been running all night
come hit me up,come hit me up
**Dave Macintyre is seen raising up the NBA United States Title**
I know you feel it cause you checking me right
come hit me up, come hit me up
**Alex Seeker is seen hitting the Hasta La Vista**
baby baby, just a little bit
baby baby, just a little more
**Jimmy Ice is seen hitting the Vintage Iron Man**
baby baby, let me see ya
walk to me talk to me handle me right
**A close up of Mr. Natural’s face flashes by the screen**
uhoh hey(x3)
ohhhhhh
**Suddenly we cut to the arena where huge pyros go off as the song continues. The camera pans the arena and settles on the FTW Dancers who are dancing in the ring.**
say hey what's it gonna be tonight
come hit me up
come hit me up
say hey party with me tonight
come hit me up
come hit me up
say hey we been running all night
what's it gonna be tonight
I know you feel it cause you checking me right
come hit me up
come hit me up!
say hey what's it gonna be tonight
come hit me up
come hit me up
say hey party with me tonight
come hit me up
come hit me up
say hey we been running all night
come hit me up
come hit me up
I know you feel it cause you checking me right
come hit me up
come hit me up
baby baby, just a little bit
baby baby, just a little more
baby baby, let me see ya
walk to me talk to me handle me right
**The camera cuts to Al Albert and Mr. Entertainment Seth Jordan**
Al: If you thought that this past Saturday Night, on NBA Surge, was something, you ain’t seen nothing yet! Hi there everyone, Al Albert here alongside my partner Seth Jordan in the beautiful Oracle Arena in Oakland California.
Seth: That’s Mr. Entertainment to you Sal!
Al: Um, the names Al!
Seth: Yeah, whatever.
Al: Let’s take it to our FTW Ring Announcer Jason Knight for our opening contest!
Jason: This match is scheduled for one fall and is an NEW Universal Championship qualifier! Introducing first…
The arena goes pitch black dark, as Wings Of Illusion By After Forever plays on the loud speaker. A bright spotlight moves from the ring to where Ethan Everhart stands on the entrance stage. Ethan has his hands cupped closed as he looks intensely upon them. He suddenly looks up and smiles wickedly at the crowd. He opens up his hands and several white doves fly out of his hands. The arena goes dark again. The bright spotlight comes back on the stage, but Ethan appears to have disappeared. However, when the spotlight moves from the stage back to the ring, it once again shines on Ethan, as he mysteriously and magically appears in the ring with his arms crossed. His Manager Ian Mason is in the ring, dressed in a referee’s uniform. The crowd boos as the introductions are made.
Jason: From Las Vegas Nevada, weighing in at 250lbs. The Oracle Ethan Everhart! His opponent…
The words "Orale!" is heard over the loudspeaker before Eddie G’s theme music hits. Impacto By: Eddie G. plays over the loudspeaker as Eddie G. comes out in his green customized lowrider over the red carpet as the paparazzi surround him, snapping pictures of him. He acknowledges the fans by pointing out the signs with his name. He climbs out the car and enters the ring, he gets down on one knee and lifts his hands in the air as he basks in a spotlight that has been placed on him. As he does this, flames shoot out from the ring posts. The crowd is on their feet cheering loudly and chanting his name, “Eddie, Eddie!”
Jason: From Hollywood, California by way of Mexico, weighing in at 240lbs. This is Hollywood Eddie G!
Al: This match is completely unfair! Miss Harper is a vindictive woman. There’s no reason for this Seth!
Seth: Cry me a river Al! Eddie deserves what’s coming to him!
The bell sounds as both Ian Mason and Ethan jump Eddie from behind with kicks and punches. Ian holds Eddie as Ethan Kicks and punches away at Eddie.
Seth: HIT HIM HARDER!!!
Al: WAIT! Ethan is going to outside and he’s bringing in a chair! COME ON! THIS IS TOTALLY UNFAIR!!!
Seth: Hey, I don’t hear you say that Eddie cheats.
Just as Ethan swings the chair to hit Eddie, Eddie low blows Ian with a back heel kick, and ducks. Ethan strikes Ian across the head and knocks him down.
Al: YES!
Seth: NOOO!!!!
Eddie low blows Ethan and hits him with a modified Three amigos. The crowd is going wild as a second referee runs into the ring. Eddie goes to the top and scores with a Five Star Frog splash! The second referee counts.
1…
2…
Ian pounces on top of the ref just as his hand is about to hit the mat for the three count. Ian picks up the referee and punches him out of the ring. Eddie sneaks up from behind Ian and low blows him again. He hits the Three Amigos on Ian and tosses him through the ropes and on to the outside. Ethan sneaks up from behind Eddie and just as Eddie turns around, Ethan scores with the Show Stopper! A third referee runs to the ring and the crowd is uneasy as Ethan covers Eddie. The third ref makes the count.
1…
2…
Eddie kicks out at the last moment and the crowd pops.
Al: YESSS!!! Eddie kicks out of the Show Stopper! Incredible!
Seth: Lousy ref! Count faster!
Frustrated, Ethan hits the referee with the Show Stopper and knocks him to the outside. A fourth referee runs in, but Ethan hits him as well with the Show Stopper. Eddie slowly gets up during all of this and has the chair in his hands. As Ethan turns to face Eddie, he is nailed with a vicious chair shot that opens up his forehead. Eddie opens the chair and hits Ethan with the Director’s Cut on the chair. The crowd is going nuts at this point. Eddie sets up the chair again, picks up Ethan and hits him with the G-force! Eddie gets up and pumps up the crowd as Ethan is out cold. Eddie climbs to the top and scores with The Box Office Smash! Eddie then locks in the Hollywood & Vine on an unconscious Ethan Everhart. By this time Ian Mason gets up and calls for the bell.
Seth: WHAT THE HELL IS HE…?!?
Al: Ian calls for the bell! Eddie has won this match and will advance in the tournament! YESS!!!
Ian Mason talks to the ring announcer as Eddie raises his hands. The crowd is cheering loudly as they believe that Eddie has won the match. But the cheers quickly turn to boos when they hear the announcement.
Jason: Ladies and gentlemen, I have been informed by the official, that as a result of a disqualification, your winner, advancing to the next round of the NEW Universal title tournament…The Oracle Ethan Everhart!
Al: WHAT!!! THIS IS A TRAVESTY!!!
Seth: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Finally justice is served!
Eddie is shocked and upset. But suddenly, Kenua comes out to the ring. The crowd pops as he grabs Ian Mason and hits him with the MK Bomb. Kenua grabs a mic from his tights and speaks.
Kenua: OOPS, DID I DO THAT!?! You better believe I did! KENUA IS BACK BABYYY!!! And you know what that means, THE THREE AMIGOS RIDE…AGAIN!!!!
Eddie high fives Kenua as the crowd pops. Both men leave to the cheers of the crowd as Ian and Ethan lay waste in the ring.
Al: OH MY, IT’S KENUA!!! IT’ KENUA!!!! IS THIS A THREE AMIGOS REUNION!!??!!! WOW OH WOW!!!! I AM MARKING OUT LIKE A 12 YEAR OLD VIRGIN!!!
Seth: That’s because you are a virgin Al!!! But none of what we just saw matters Al! What matters is that Ethan is the winner and that he is advancing to the next round. Kenua and Eddie haven’t heard the last of Ethan Everhart and Ian Mason! YOU CAN BE DAMN SURE ABOUT THAT!
The scene fades to a commercial break.
Back from commercial break, we join Al and Seth at ringside.
Al: I don’t care what you say Seth! Ian and Ethan should pay for what they have do…
*Suddenly, all the lights go out in the arena and “All For You” by Our Lady Peace begins to play. As the song begins to pick up and the lights return, Craig and Melissa are shown already standing on the stage staring into the crowd. Fireworks go off as Craig raises his hands into the air. He then stares into the crowd. As the lyrics begin, they make their way to the ring, ignoring the fans.*
A suburban man at my door
But I don’t think I’ll let him in
He wants discipline
Discipline, control over the way I live
Wants the best for me
Old school philosophy
*Craig walks up the steps and stops. He kisses Melissa and gets into the ring. *
But I can’t turn my back on him
He’s a part of me
Buy me anything but I just need a friend
*Craig stands in the ring and looks at the crowd.*
It’s all for you
You got me where you want
It’s all for you, oh
Just stop breaking my heart
*Craig gets on the turnbuckle…*
You’re the blood of a seed and it’s all that I need
Got me where you want
*…And once again raises his hands into the air while Melissa applauds at ringside.*
It’s all for you, oh
You got me, oh, you got me
*Craig gets off the turnbuckle as the music fades out. He has a microphone in his hand*
Seth: I don’t know who this guy is, and I already like him! WAIT, I do know who this guy is! It’s Craig Lovecraft.
Craig: It may be that some of you don’t know who I am. If you don’t know who I am, the problem does not lie on my lack of fame, but on your incredible ignorance. You see, while I was conquering every other organization I was in, I noticed that there was still one organization that needed conquering. So I took a peak at the roster and did you know what I saw? Easy Pickens! So sit back, relax, and get ready for the ratings to shoot off the roof in this bitch. The most exciting ride of your life is about to begin!
Al: First Kenua, NOW Craig Lovecraft is here! WHAT’S GOING ON HERE? It just seems like ever since Bev disappeared, people have been popping out of the wood works and we STILL don’t know who Jimmy Ice’s opponent is.
Seth: Maybe it’s Craig.
Craig stares into the camera as the scene cuts to the back.
Missy is seen preparing for her match.
**Cut to Commercials**
**Back from commercials, Bobby Money is standing in the ring ready for his match as Mayhem and Selena stand in his corner.**
**Stronger by Kanye West hits as the fans go apeshit. Ben Zenith bursts through the curtain with the NBA World Title around his waist.**
Jason: “Making his way to the ring from Minneapolis, Minnesota, standing six feet, eight inches tall and weighing in at three hundred and five pounds . . . he is the NBA World Heavyweight Champion . . . Ben Zenith!”
**He shakes hands and high fives fans along the way as he jumps into the ring, posing for the crowd. The ref takes the title off Ben, shows it to Money and hands it to the ring hand outside. He signals for the bell.**
**Ding, Ding, Ding**
Both men lock up in the ring as Ben wrenches Bobby off balance, pulling his arm and around behind his back in a chicken wing. Bobby counters the move and ends up behind Ben, cracking him in the back of the head. Ben stumbles forward as Bobby rushes to grab him, catching an elbow to the chin for his troubles. Ben whirls and fires again, catching Bobby in the chin a second time with a haymaker. Bobby stumbles as Ben wraps him up in a bear hug. Bobby struggles to get free as Ben reels him around and tosses him into the corner. Bobby lands hard as Ben charges and hits Bobby with an elbow smash. Bobby drops to his knees as Ben lays into him with shots to the head. Mayhem jumps up onto the apron as Ben turns. The ref runs over and warns Mayhem off the ropes. Taking advantage, Bobby hits a low blow on Ben, knocking him down. Ben rolls on the mat in pain as Bobby makes a quick cover. Ben powers out as Bobby gets tossed away. Ben starts to get to his feet as Bobby capitalizes and lays into him with stomps and kicks. Bobby takes an extra hard shot to Ben’s ribs, knocking the wind out of him. He drops an elbow ontp the back of Ben’s head and turns, waving Mayhem into the ring. Mayhem slides in and they both drag Ben to his feet and hit a double back body drop. Ben slams into the ring with huge force as Bobby goes for the cover.
1!!!
2!!!!!
Kickout!
Ben rolls away as Mayhem blocks his path. He pulls Ben to his feet as Bobby comes up from behind. Mayhem chops Ben hard in the chest as Bobby picks him up and hits a back suplex. Ben lands hard again as the fans boo loudly.
Al: “Sadly, its all legal. This is a no DQ match!”
Bobby makes the cover again and again Ben gets the shoulder up.
Seth: “The Champ isn’t going down without a fight!”
Ben staggers to his feet as Bobby grabs him by the hair and hits him with a vicious European Uppercut. Ben staggers back against the ropes as Mayhem comes in from the other side and slams Ben in the head with a haymaker. Bobby and Mayhem continues to double team him as the crowd showers the ring with boos. Mayhem whips Bobby into the ropes when suddenly, the fans erupt with cheers.
Al: “Yes!! Jimmy Ice has come to even the score!!”
Jimmy runs down the ramp with a steel chair in his hand as Bobby yells at Mayhem to stop him. Ben bounces off the ropes and ducks a clothesline from Money, bounces back and hits Bobby with a big shoulder smash. Jimmy slides into the ring, rolls past Mayhem and springs to his feet. Mark turns as Jimmy slams the chair down on his forehead. Mayhem staggers as Jimmy hits him again, knocking him out of the ring. Mayhem crumbles to the floor as Jimmy tosses the chair, broken and bent out of the ring. Ben is slowly pulling himself to his feet as Bobby beats him to it. Iron Man stalks Bobby as the crowd goes insane. Bobby turns and walks right into the Cold Steel! Ben is up as Jimmy checks on him,. He motions for Ben to take over as he paces in the ring. Ben pulls Money up by the hair as Money slaps his hands away. He goes for a haymaker but Ben ducks it, kicks him in the gut and hitting him with a massive DDT. Ben then goes up on the ropes and stands up. Finally he leaps as the crowd bursts out again, smashing Money with the Zenith Hammer. Jimmy Ice fires up the ciowd as Ben makes the cover . . .
1!!!!!!
2!!!!!!!!!
3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**Ding, Ding, Ding**
Jason: “Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner and STILL the NBA Heavyweight Champion . . . Ben Zenith!!”
**Jimmy helps Ben up as they high five and celebrate in the ring.**
**Commercials**
Jason: “Ladies and Gentlemen, standing in the ring, from Dallas, TX, standing six feet, five inches tall and weighing in at two hundred seventy-five pounds . . . The Iron Man . . . Jimmy Ice!!”
**The fans erupt in cheers again as Jimmy’s music dies down.**
Jason: “And his opponent . . .”
Seth: “AHH!! Who the hell is it?!”
**Apathy is a Cold Body by Poison in the Well hits as the fans shower the ring with boos. A moment later, The Paragon, Scott Williams strolls out as Iron Man shakes his head in irritation. Scott laughs as he strolls down to the ring and jumps in.**
Seth: “Its Steve Williams! Steve is facing off with the Iron Man in the NEW Title Tournament!”
**both men go nose to nose as the bell rings.**
**Ding, Ding, Ding**
Al: “There’s quite a bit of history here from the ECWF days Seth and I can’t wait to see how this one plays out!”
**After a few minutes of trash talking, Scott reaches back and lays into Jimmy with rights and lefts. He backs Jimmy into the corner and smashes him in the chest with a chop. Jimmy fires back and the war is on. Jimmy takes the upper hand a few chops later and reverses Scott into the corner. He goes up on the ropes for a 10 punch count as the fans count with him . . .
1!
2!!
3!!!
4!!!!
5!!!!!
6!!!!!!
7!!!!!!!
8!!!!!!!!
9!!!!!!!!!
10!!!!!!!!!
Jimmy jumps down as Scott falls to one knee. Jimmy brings the knee up, smashing Scott in the face. He picks Scott up and lifts him up hitting the Legend’s Cross. Turning Scott over, Jimmy makes the cover but Scott kicks out at two. Jimmy sits up as Scott slowly gets to his feet. Jimmy throws a punch as Scott ducks and pulls Jimmy forward hitting him with a clothesline. Jimmy hits the mat as Scott stomps a mudhole in him. Scott reaches down and grabs Jimmy by the hair, pulling him to his feet. He whips Jimmy into the ropes and hits him with a spinebuster. The crowd showers the ring with boos as Scott plays it up.
Seth: “Scott has turned the tables on Jimmy here!!”
Scott goes for the pin but Jimmy powers out. He lifts Jimmy up and receives a haymaker to the jaw. Jimmy backs Scott up and whips him into the ropes. Scott bounces back as Jimmy blasts him with a spear. Both men go crashing through the ropes as the crowd is up on its feet.
Al: “This one’s gone to the outside!”
Jimmy and Scott go crashing into the barricade, with Jimmy taking most of the punishment. Scott lays half on top of him, slowly coming to. Scott sits up, shaking the cobwebs out. He slowly gets to his feet and pulls Jimmy out of the pieces of shattered wall. He pulls Jimmy up and slams him back first into the apron. Jimmy yells out in pain as Scott whips him into the steel steps. The steps go flying as Jimmy falls in a heap on the floor. Scott plays up some more as Jimmy struggles to get to his feet. Scott reaches down and pulls him up. He goes to shove Jimmy into the ringpost but Jimmy sidesteps causing Scott to stumble forward. In one fluid motion, Jimmy shoves Scott face first into the ringpost. Scott’s face slams off the metal, busting him open. Jimmy wipes some unnoticed blood from his own mouth and throws Scott into the ring. Scott slowly gets to his feet as Jimmy comes up behind him. Scott turns as Jimmy kicks him in the gut. He throws the arm over but Scott throws an elbow, getting out of the move. Jimmy stumbles forward as Scott turns. Jimmy whips around as Scott charges, going for a spear. Jimmy again raises the knee, catching Scott in the nose. Blood and spit fly across the ring as Jimmy grabs Scott by the head and gives him the Cold Steel. Scott smashes into the mat on his neck. The crowd erupts as Jimmy looks up. He pulls off his elbow pad and tosses it into the crowd as the cheers turn into deafening screams. He runs and bounces off the ropes, jumps over Scott, bounces again and pauses, signaling the crowd and thundering down with a massive elbow to the chest. Scott clutches his chest in pain as Jimmy makes the cover.
1!!!
2!!!!!
3!!!!!!
**Ding, Ding, Ding**
Jason: “Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner, The Iron Man, Jimmy Ice!”
Al: “He did it Seth! He takes the win and advances in the tournament, hitting the Vintage Iron Man!!”
**Iron Man chants go up as Jimmy calls for a mic. He snatches it out of the air as Scott slowly pushes himself up to a sitting position. Blood pours from a cut on his head as Jimmy crouches down next to him. Scott glares at him.**
Jimmy: “Spill it dickhead. Where is she?”
Scott: “Fuck off.”
**Jimmy stands and shoves Scott back, putting his foot on Scott’s chest.**
Jimmy: “I’m not playin’ Scott, where is she?”
Scott: “I . . . don’t know. You have to ask Natural.”
**Jimmy lets Scott up after a moment and crouches down next to him**
Jimmy: “I’m getting tired of this bullshit Scott. I really am. You tell Natural, I’m gonna be watching tonight. Once Missy kicks his ass, then I’m gonna take over.”
**The crowd blows up with cheers as Jimmy throws the mic at Scott and turns and exits the ring, his music blasting through the arena.**
Al: “Tall words from the Iron Man! Things are getting heated Seth!”
Hannah: So you’re on your way? GREAT! Iron Man Jimmy Ice won’t know what hit him. As for Missy, I may not know where Miss Beverly Hyatt is at, but I do know OTHER secrets that not even the NBA Women’s Champion knows about. Ha, tonight is going to be a great ni…
Just before she can finish her sentence, Jimmy Ice walks in the room. The crowd pops. Hannah
hangs up her cell phone.
Jimmy: Why if isn’t Hannah Harlot?
Hannah: That’s Hannah Harper you…
Jimmy: Whatever you say chunky thighs.
Jimmy Ice makes a motion with his hands to his belly and puffing up his cheeks.
Jimmy: You’re need of some of that Special K honey!
The crowd laughs as she slams her cell phone to her desk and points her finger to Jimmy.
Hannah: Let’s skip to the chase Iron Man. What is it you want?
Jimmy: Fine. It’s no big if you want to come after Iron Man and Missy. We can handle anything you throw at us. But I’m here looking for Bev. It’s no secret that you two aren’t the closest of business associates, to say the least. I figure, with Bev gone you probably feel you can run things around here the way you want.
Hannah laughs sarcastically.
Hannah: Wait Jimmy, I know where you’re getting at and NO I had nothing to do with her disappearance. However, you’re right about me running the show around here. With no GM in the NBA and no GM still assigned to NEW, I pretty much make the decisions around here. So once again, here’s the line up for tonight.
Ethan Everhart gets his rematch tonight against Eddie G. in an NEW Universal Championship qualifier. And Ian Mason, Ethan’s manager, will be the special guest referee.
You, Jimmy Ice, will also be in an NEW Universal Championship qualifier, against an old opponent who will not be named. Who knows Jimmy; he might be the one with the answers you’re looking for.
The NBA Champion Ben Zenith will be forced to defend his title against Bobby Money in a NO Disqualification Match. Mark Mayhem will be the guest enforcer for this match and Selena will be the guest time keeper.
And finally, your precious Missy will be going for the FTW World Championship as she faces the Messiah of Pro Wrestling Mr. Natural. And if you or any of Missy’s precious little friends try to interfere in that match, not only will she lose the match, she will lose her NBA Women’s Title. And just to make it interesting, Meggan will be the guest ring announcer for this match. Ha, ha, ha, ha! This is going to be quite a night Jimmy, quite a night indeed!
Hannah continues to laugh as the crowd boos. The camera zooms in on Jimmy’s face as we see him shake his head and mumble the words, “what a bitch.”
Scene cuts to the NBA logo and fades into the FTW logo.
I did cause a commotion; I can't help but make a scene
I ain't lookin for something, permanent to get at me
**Shots of the FTW roster flash by the screen**
Tell you what it's gonna be
You better step up your game
Before you can step with me
**Mr. Natural is seen holding up his FTW Championship**
Can't you see me walkin through the door
Maybe I should turn it up a little bit more
** Hannah Harper is seen posing to the crowd**
I can't help but feel responsible
For what the girls hate, And the boys adore
**Missy is seen doing her entrance**
say hey what's it gonna be tonight
come hit me up, come hit me up
**Sean Classic is seen hitting his Classic Kick**
say hey party with me tonight
come hit me up, come hit me up
**Eddie G. is seen hitting the Box Office Smash**
say hey we been running all night
come hit me up, come hit me up
**Kenua is seen hitting his MK Bomb**
I know you feel it cause you checking me right
come hit me up, come hit me up
**Craig Lovecraft is seen hitting his Craig Bottom**
baby baby, just a little bit
baby baby, just a little more
baby baby, let me see ya
walk to me talk to me handle me right
**Meggan is seen with Ben Zenith and Missy is seen with Jimmy Ice**
I walk in jaws all be droppin, It's so electrified
Don't mean to intimidate, don't mean to make you loose your mind
**Ben Zenith is seen hitting the Zenith Hammer**
If you want this, work it for this, show me that you got what's right
you better make an impression, won't get another try
**Meggan is seen posing and hitting her Wonder Bomb**
Can't you see me walkin through the door
Maybe I should turn it up a little but more
**Ethan Everhart and Ian Mason are seen**
I can't help but feel responsible
For what the girls hate, And the boys adore
**The FTW Dancers are seen dancing**
say hey what's it gonna be tonight
come hit me up, come hit me up
**Bobby Money, Mark Mayhem and Selena are seen posing with NBA Tag Titles**
say hey party with me tonight
come hit me up, come hit me up
**Anthony Tarantino is seen hitting The Whacker**
say hey we been running all night
come hit me up,come hit me up
**Dave Macintyre is seen raising up the NBA United States Title**
I know you feel it cause you checking me right
come hit me up, come hit me up
**Alex Seeker is seen hitting the Hasta La Vista**
baby baby, just a little bit
baby baby, just a little more
**Jimmy Ice is seen hitting the Vintage Iron Man**
baby baby, let me see ya
walk to me talk to me handle me right
**A close up of Mr. Natural’s face flashes by the screen**
uhoh hey(x3)
ohhhhhh
**Suddenly we cut to the arena where huge pyros go off as the song continues. The camera pans the arena and settles on the FTW Dancers who are dancing in the ring.**
say hey what's it gonna be tonight
come hit me up
come hit me up
say hey party with me tonight
come hit me up
come hit me up
say hey we been running all night
what's it gonna be tonight
I know you feel it cause you checking me right
come hit me up
come hit me up!
say hey what's it gonna be tonight
come hit me up
come hit me up
say hey party with me tonight
come hit me up
come hit me up
say hey we been running all night
come hit me up
come hit me up
I know you feel it cause you checking me right
come hit me up
come hit me up
baby baby, just a little bit
baby baby, just a little more
baby baby, let me see ya
walk to me talk to me handle me right
**The camera cuts to Al Albert and Mr. Entertainment Seth Jordan**
Al: If you thought that this past Saturday Night, on NBA Surge, was something, you ain’t seen nothing yet! Hi there everyone, Al Albert here alongside my partner Seth Jordan in the beautiful Oracle Arena in Oakland California.
Seth: That’s Mr. Entertainment to you Sal!
Al: Um, the names Al!
Seth: Yeah, whatever.
Al: Let’s take it to our FTW Ring Announcer Jason Knight for our opening contest!
Jason: This match is scheduled for one fall and is an NEW Universal Championship qualifier! Introducing first…
The arena goes pitch black dark, as Wings Of Illusion By After Forever plays on the loud speaker. A bright spotlight moves from the ring to where Ethan Everhart stands on the entrance stage. Ethan has his hands cupped closed as he looks intensely upon them. He suddenly looks up and smiles wickedly at the crowd. He opens up his hands and several white doves fly out of his hands. The arena goes dark again. The bright spotlight comes back on the stage, but Ethan appears to have disappeared. However, when the spotlight moves from the stage back to the ring, it once again shines on Ethan, as he mysteriously and magically appears in the ring with his arms crossed. His Manager Ian Mason is in the ring, dressed in a referee’s uniform. The crowd boos as the introductions are made.
Jason: From Las Vegas Nevada, weighing in at 250lbs. The Oracle Ethan Everhart! His opponent…
The words "Orale!" is heard over the loudspeaker before Eddie G’s theme music hits. Impacto By: Eddie G. plays over the loudspeaker as Eddie G. comes out in his green customized lowrider over the red carpet as the paparazzi surround him, snapping pictures of him. He acknowledges the fans by pointing out the signs with his name. He climbs out the car and enters the ring, he gets down on one knee and lifts his hands in the air as he basks in a spotlight that has been placed on him. As he does this, flames shoot out from the ring posts. The crowd is on their feet cheering loudly and chanting his name, “Eddie, Eddie!”
Jason: From Hollywood, California by way of Mexico, weighing in at 240lbs. This is Hollywood Eddie G!
Al: This match is completely unfair! Miss Harper is a vindictive woman. There’s no reason for this Seth!
Seth: Cry me a river Al! Eddie deserves what’s coming to him!
The bell sounds as both Ian Mason and Ethan jump Eddie from behind with kicks and punches. Ian holds Eddie as Ethan Kicks and punches away at Eddie.
Seth: HIT HIM HARDER!!!
Al: WAIT! Ethan is going to outside and he’s bringing in a chair! COME ON! THIS IS TOTALLY UNFAIR!!!
Seth: Hey, I don’t hear you say that Eddie cheats.
Just as Ethan swings the chair to hit Eddie, Eddie low blows Ian with a back heel kick, and ducks. Ethan strikes Ian across the head and knocks him down.
Al: YES!
Seth: NOOO!!!!
Eddie low blows Ethan and hits him with a modified Three amigos. The crowd is going wild as a second referee runs into the ring. Eddie goes to the top and scores with a Five Star Frog splash! The second referee counts.
1…
2…
Ian pounces on top of the ref just as his hand is about to hit the mat for the three count. Ian picks up the referee and punches him out of the ring. Eddie sneaks up from behind Ian and low blows him again. He hits the Three Amigos on Ian and tosses him through the ropes and on to the outside. Ethan sneaks up from behind Eddie and just as Eddie turns around, Ethan scores with the Show Stopper! A third referee runs to the ring and the crowd is uneasy as Ethan covers Eddie. The third ref makes the count.
1…
2…
Eddie kicks out at the last moment and the crowd pops.
Al: YESSS!!! Eddie kicks out of the Show Stopper! Incredible!
Seth: Lousy ref! Count faster!
Frustrated, Ethan hits the referee with the Show Stopper and knocks him to the outside. A fourth referee runs in, but Ethan hits him as well with the Show Stopper. Eddie slowly gets up during all of this and has the chair in his hands. As Ethan turns to face Eddie, he is nailed with a vicious chair shot that opens up his forehead. Eddie opens the chair and hits Ethan with the Director’s Cut on the chair. The crowd is going nuts at this point. Eddie sets up the chair again, picks up Ethan and hits him with the G-force! Eddie gets up and pumps up the crowd as Ethan is out cold. Eddie climbs to the top and scores with The Box Office Smash! Eddie then locks in the Hollywood & Vine on an unconscious Ethan Everhart. By this time Ian Mason gets up and calls for the bell.
Seth: WHAT THE HELL IS HE…?!?
Al: Ian calls for the bell! Eddie has won this match and will advance in the tournament! YESS!!!
Ian Mason talks to the ring announcer as Eddie raises his hands. The crowd is cheering loudly as they believe that Eddie has won the match. But the cheers quickly turn to boos when they hear the announcement.
Jason: Ladies and gentlemen, I have been informed by the official, that as a result of a disqualification, your winner, advancing to the next round of the NEW Universal title tournament…The Oracle Ethan Everhart!
Al: WHAT!!! THIS IS A TRAVESTY!!!
Seth: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Finally justice is served!
Eddie is shocked and upset. But suddenly, Kenua comes out to the ring. The crowd pops as he grabs Ian Mason and hits him with the MK Bomb. Kenua grabs a mic from his tights and speaks.
Kenua: OOPS, DID I DO THAT!?! You better believe I did! KENUA IS BACK BABYYY!!! And you know what that means, THE THREE AMIGOS RIDE…AGAIN!!!!
Eddie high fives Kenua as the crowd pops. Both men leave to the cheers of the crowd as Ian and Ethan lay waste in the ring.
Al: OH MY, IT’S KENUA!!! IT’ KENUA!!!! IS THIS A THREE AMIGOS REUNION!!??!!! WOW OH WOW!!!! I AM MARKING OUT LIKE A 12 YEAR OLD VIRGIN!!!
Seth: That’s because you are a virgin Al!!! But none of what we just saw matters Al! What matters is that Ethan is the winner and that he is advancing to the next round. Kenua and Eddie haven’t heard the last of Ethan Everhart and Ian Mason! YOU CAN BE DAMN SURE ABOUT THAT!
The scene fades to a commercial break.
Back from commercial break, we join Al and Seth at ringside.
Al: I don’t care what you say Seth! Ian and Ethan should pay for what they have do…
*Suddenly, all the lights go out in the arena and “All For You” by Our Lady Peace begins to play. As the song begins to pick up and the lights return, Craig and Melissa are shown already standing on the stage staring into the crowd. Fireworks go off as Craig raises his hands into the air. He then stares into the crowd. As the lyrics begin, they make their way to the ring, ignoring the fans.*
A suburban man at my door
But I don’t think I’ll let him in
He wants discipline
Discipline, control over the way I live
Wants the best for me
Old school philosophy
*Craig walks up the steps and stops. He kisses Melissa and gets into the ring. *
But I can’t turn my back on him
He’s a part of me
Buy me anything but I just need a friend
*Craig stands in the ring and looks at the crowd.*
It’s all for you
You got me where you want
It’s all for you, oh
Just stop breaking my heart
*Craig gets on the turnbuckle…*
You’re the blood of a seed and it’s all that I need
Got me where you want
*…And once again raises his hands into the air while Melissa applauds at ringside.*
It’s all for you, oh
You got me, oh, you got me
*Craig gets off the turnbuckle as the music fades out. He has a microphone in his hand*
Seth: I don’t know who this guy is, and I already like him! WAIT, I do know who this guy is! It’s Craig Lovecraft.
Craig: It may be that some of you don’t know who I am. If you don’t know who I am, the problem does not lie on my lack of fame, but on your incredible ignorance. You see, while I was conquering every other organization I was in, I noticed that there was still one organization that needed conquering. So I took a peak at the roster and did you know what I saw? Easy Pickens! So sit back, relax, and get ready for the ratings to shoot off the roof in this bitch. The most exciting ride of your life is about to begin!
Al: First Kenua, NOW Craig Lovecraft is here! WHAT’S GOING ON HERE? It just seems like ever since Bev disappeared, people have been popping out of the wood works and we STILL don’t know who Jimmy Ice’s opponent is.
Seth: Maybe it’s Craig.
Craig stares into the camera as the scene cuts to the back.
Missy is seen preparing for her match.
**Cut to Commercials**
**Back from commercials, Bobby Money is standing in the ring ready for his match as Mayhem and Selena stand in his corner.**
**Stronger by Kanye West hits as the fans go apeshit. Ben Zenith bursts through the curtain with the NBA World Title around his waist.**
Jason: “Making his way to the ring from Minneapolis, Minnesota, standing six feet, eight inches tall and weighing in at three hundred and five pounds . . . he is the NBA World Heavyweight Champion . . . Ben Zenith!”
**He shakes hands and high fives fans along the way as he jumps into the ring, posing for the crowd. The ref takes the title off Ben, shows it to Money and hands it to the ring hand outside. He signals for the bell.**
**Ding, Ding, Ding**
Both men lock up in the ring as Ben wrenches Bobby off balance, pulling his arm and around behind his back in a chicken wing. Bobby counters the move and ends up behind Ben, cracking him in the back of the head. Ben stumbles forward as Bobby rushes to grab him, catching an elbow to the chin for his troubles. Ben whirls and fires again, catching Bobby in the chin a second time with a haymaker. Bobby stumbles as Ben wraps him up in a bear hug. Bobby struggles to get free as Ben reels him around and tosses him into the corner. Bobby lands hard as Ben charges and hits Bobby with an elbow smash. Bobby drops to his knees as Ben lays into him with shots to the head. Mayhem jumps up onto the apron as Ben turns. The ref runs over and warns Mayhem off the ropes. Taking advantage, Bobby hits a low blow on Ben, knocking him down. Ben rolls on the mat in pain as Bobby makes a quick cover. Ben powers out as Bobby gets tossed away. Ben starts to get to his feet as Bobby capitalizes and lays into him with stomps and kicks. Bobby takes an extra hard shot to Ben’s ribs, knocking the wind out of him. He drops an elbow ontp the back of Ben’s head and turns, waving Mayhem into the ring. Mayhem slides in and they both drag Ben to his feet and hit a double back body drop. Ben slams into the ring with huge force as Bobby goes for the cover.
1!!!
2!!!!!
Kickout!
Ben rolls away as Mayhem blocks his path. He pulls Ben to his feet as Bobby comes up from behind. Mayhem chops Ben hard in the chest as Bobby picks him up and hits a back suplex. Ben lands hard again as the fans boo loudly.
Al: “Sadly, its all legal. This is a no DQ match!”
Bobby makes the cover again and again Ben gets the shoulder up.
Seth: “The Champ isn’t going down without a fight!”
Ben staggers to his feet as Bobby grabs him by the hair and hits him with a vicious European Uppercut. Ben staggers back against the ropes as Mayhem comes in from the other side and slams Ben in the head with a haymaker. Bobby and Mayhem continues to double team him as the crowd showers the ring with boos. Mayhem whips Bobby into the ropes when suddenly, the fans erupt with cheers.
Al: “Yes!! Jimmy Ice has come to even the score!!”
Jimmy runs down the ramp with a steel chair in his hand as Bobby yells at Mayhem to stop him. Ben bounces off the ropes and ducks a clothesline from Money, bounces back and hits Bobby with a big shoulder smash. Jimmy slides into the ring, rolls past Mayhem and springs to his feet. Mark turns as Jimmy slams the chair down on his forehead. Mayhem staggers as Jimmy hits him again, knocking him out of the ring. Mayhem crumbles to the floor as Jimmy tosses the chair, broken and bent out of the ring. Ben is slowly pulling himself to his feet as Bobby beats him to it. Iron Man stalks Bobby as the crowd goes insane. Bobby turns and walks right into the Cold Steel! Ben is up as Jimmy checks on him,. He motions for Ben to take over as he paces in the ring. Ben pulls Money up by the hair as Money slaps his hands away. He goes for a haymaker but Ben ducks it, kicks him in the gut and hitting him with a massive DDT. Ben then goes up on the ropes and stands up. Finally he leaps as the crowd bursts out again, smashing Money with the Zenith Hammer. Jimmy Ice fires up the ciowd as Ben makes the cover . . .
1!!!!!!
2!!!!!!!!!
3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**Ding, Ding, Ding**
Jason: “Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner and STILL the NBA Heavyweight Champion . . . Ben Zenith!!”
**Jimmy helps Ben up as they high five and celebrate in the ring.**
**Commercials**
Jason: “Ladies and Gentlemen, standing in the ring, from Dallas, TX, standing six feet, five inches tall and weighing in at two hundred seventy-five pounds . . . The Iron Man . . . Jimmy Ice!!”
**The fans erupt in cheers again as Jimmy’s music dies down.**
Jason: “And his opponent . . .”
Seth: “AHH!! Who the hell is it?!”
**Apathy is a Cold Body by Poison in the Well hits as the fans shower the ring with boos. A moment later, The Paragon, Scott Williams strolls out as Iron Man shakes his head in irritation. Scott laughs as he strolls down to the ring and jumps in.**
Seth: “Its Steve Williams! Steve is facing off with the Iron Man in the NEW Title Tournament!”
**both men go nose to nose as the bell rings.**
**Ding, Ding, Ding**
Al: “There’s quite a bit of history here from the ECWF days Seth and I can’t wait to see how this one plays out!”
**After a few minutes of trash talking, Scott reaches back and lays into Jimmy with rights and lefts. He backs Jimmy into the corner and smashes him in the chest with a chop. Jimmy fires back and the war is on. Jimmy takes the upper hand a few chops later and reverses Scott into the corner. He goes up on the ropes for a 10 punch count as the fans count with him . . .
1!
2!!
3!!!
4!!!!
5!!!!!
6!!!!!!
7!!!!!!!
8!!!!!!!!
9!!!!!!!!!
10!!!!!!!!!
Jimmy jumps down as Scott falls to one knee. Jimmy brings the knee up, smashing Scott in the face. He picks Scott up and lifts him up hitting the Legend’s Cross. Turning Scott over, Jimmy makes the cover but Scott kicks out at two. Jimmy sits up as Scott slowly gets to his feet. Jimmy throws a punch as Scott ducks and pulls Jimmy forward hitting him with a clothesline. Jimmy hits the mat as Scott stomps a mudhole in him. Scott reaches down and grabs Jimmy by the hair, pulling him to his feet. He whips Jimmy into the ropes and hits him with a spinebuster. The crowd showers the ring with boos as Scott plays it up.
Seth: “Scott has turned the tables on Jimmy here!!”
Scott goes for the pin but Jimmy powers out. He lifts Jimmy up and receives a haymaker to the jaw. Jimmy backs Scott up and whips him into the ropes. Scott bounces back as Jimmy blasts him with a spear. Both men go crashing through the ropes as the crowd is up on its feet.
Al: “This one’s gone to the outside!”
Jimmy and Scott go crashing into the barricade, with Jimmy taking most of the punishment. Scott lays half on top of him, slowly coming to. Scott sits up, shaking the cobwebs out. He slowly gets to his feet and pulls Jimmy out of the pieces of shattered wall. He pulls Jimmy up and slams him back first into the apron. Jimmy yells out in pain as Scott whips him into the steel steps. The steps go flying as Jimmy falls in a heap on the floor. Scott plays up some more as Jimmy struggles to get to his feet. Scott reaches down and pulls him up. He goes to shove Jimmy into the ringpost but Jimmy sidesteps causing Scott to stumble forward. In one fluid motion, Jimmy shoves Scott face first into the ringpost. Scott’s face slams off the metal, busting him open. Jimmy wipes some unnoticed blood from his own mouth and throws Scott into the ring. Scott slowly gets to his feet as Jimmy comes up behind him. Scott turns as Jimmy kicks him in the gut. He throws the arm over but Scott throws an elbow, getting out of the move. Jimmy stumbles forward as Scott turns. Jimmy whips around as Scott charges, going for a spear. Jimmy again raises the knee, catching Scott in the nose. Blood and spit fly across the ring as Jimmy grabs Scott by the head and gives him the Cold Steel. Scott smashes into the mat on his neck. The crowd erupts as Jimmy looks up. He pulls off his elbow pad and tosses it into the crowd as the cheers turn into deafening screams. He runs and bounces off the ropes, jumps over Scott, bounces again and pauses, signaling the crowd and thundering down with a massive elbow to the chest. Scott clutches his chest in pain as Jimmy makes the cover.
1!!!
2!!!!!
3!!!!!!
**Ding, Ding, Ding**
Jason: “Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner, The Iron Man, Jimmy Ice!”
Al: “He did it Seth! He takes the win and advances in the tournament, hitting the Vintage Iron Man!!”
**Iron Man chants go up as Jimmy calls for a mic. He snatches it out of the air as Scott slowly pushes himself up to a sitting position. Blood pours from a cut on his head as Jimmy crouches down next to him. Scott glares at him.**
Jimmy: “Spill it dickhead. Where is she?”
Scott: “Fuck off.”
**Jimmy stands and shoves Scott back, putting his foot on Scott’s chest.**
Jimmy: “I’m not playin’ Scott, where is she?”
Scott: “I . . . don’t know. You have to ask Natural.”
**Jimmy lets Scott up after a moment and crouches down next to him**
Jimmy: “I’m getting tired of this bullshit Scott. I really am. You tell Natural, I’m gonna be watching tonight. Once Missy kicks his ass, then I’m gonna take over.”
**The crowd blows up with cheers as Jimmy throws the mic at Scott and turns and exits the ring, his music blasting through the arena.**
Al: “Tall words from the Iron Man! Things are getting heated Seth!”
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