Jimmy Ice & Missy Monroe vs. Mark Mayhem & Selena

[Ben Zenith]

NOTE: The Deadline for the First show will be Feb 1st. Midnight. The Deadline for the second (Award) show is Feb. 5th. this is JUST for this occassion only. All Surge Events are normally Bi-Weekly.
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Mixed Tag Mayhem
Jimmy Ice & Missy Monroe vs. Mark Mayhem & Selena
Okay, just in case you don't know what Mixed Tag Mayhem means. It means, ANYTHING goes between these four.

[Selena]

Scene opens. Selena is working out with Mark Mayhem at Gold's Gym in Venice Beach, California. The men flock around Selena, sticking their tongues out and wishing they could be with her fine ass.


Selena: Missy continues to ignore me. Now she wants to team up with her precious fiancee, Jimmy Ice. But trust us Missy, when we say that you and Ironman will not.....can not beat "Maniac" Mark Mayhem, and the hottest hottie of them all, me, SELENA! Hahaha.

Jimmy, you and Missy claim to be the best couple in the NBA, and that may be so, but I guarantee you that Mark is much better than you, not only in the ring, but in the sack as well. But we are open in our relationship, so if you and Missy ever want to join us in a four way, look us up. You do have the sweetest ass. But back to our match, you and Missy act like your God's gift to the NBA. You both hold titles, but that is only temporary. I will beat Missy Monroe like the has been she is, and if you have the balls, my Mark would take that title off of you faster than the 2 minutes you and Missy spend in the sack, if you know what I mean. Hahahaha! Ohh, I crack myself up.

I am better than Missy in everything. I will take that little scrawny thing you call a girl and beat her up so bad, she will gladly give me the NBA Women's title and call it a day. I see she has a sister called Bevvy? Hahahahahaha!!! Another ugly little Monroe running around. I don't blame that idiot Ben Zenith for not going out with her. Oh, it's not because Missy doesn't approve. It's because he's seen my beautiful body and wishes he could be with me, just like Jimmy wishes he could be with me. Every man in the NBA wishes they were with me, but too f'n bad, cause I'm with a real man.

Oh, and you also have a cousin? Mattie Monroe. Hahahaahahahaa!!! How pathetic is that? Missy, are you so scared of being beaten by me, that you have to surround yourself with your own family? He is sooo pathetic, I could beat him up blindfolded. I think you need to go back to wherever you came from and let Selena run this Hotties division the only way that she can. I think I've said enough. My man Mark has something to say, and if I were you two lovebirds, I would listen up. To the future Mr. and Mrs. Missy and Jimmy.....Monroe! Hahahahahahahaha.

The scene fades to black.

[Maniac Mark]

The scene once again opens, but this time we see the incredible Mark Mayhem. Mayhem kisses his gorgeous girlfriend, Selena. He shakes his head in amazement after hearing one of the most incredible promos by a Hottie he has ever heard.

Mayhem: Damn Babe, you crack me the fuck up. That's awesome. You need to promo more. You promo better than Missy and Jimmy combined babe.

Selena: Of course I do. What has that little witch ever said that sounded remotely witty? Of course I'm talking about Jimmy. Hahahaha!!!

Mayhem laughs. He looks at the camera, and in an imposing manner, signals for the camera man to get closer. He does.

Mayhem: Jimbo, Miss, I hope you don't think this will be some easy match. I am one half of the World Tag Champs. I am the tag team specialist here. I know my partner, Selena, better than you idiots know each other. So exactly what do you think is going to happen in Austin, Texas? I'll tell you what. You are going to lose. Jim, in your first match here, you made the mistake of making enemies with Bobby Money and Mark Mayhem. Ben wanted you as his partner, but now, I doubt anyone will ever want to team up with you when we get done kicking your ass. Hahaha.

Selena: Hahahahaha!!!

Bobby: Hahahahaha!! Sorry guys, I just wanted to be a part of the promo.

Mayhem: No problem chief.

Selena: Anytime.

The camera man moves in closer, and now the only person on screen is Mark Mayhem.

Mayhem: I am the biggest, baddest motherfucker you will ever meet Jimmy. Don't think for a moment that because you believe you are some kind of imaginary legend, that you will beat me. You say that you are greatness unmatched? No. I say, that the only thing you are unmatched in, is in stupidity. What? Because you beat that has been Mr. Natural? Hahahahaha. Don't make me laugh. I'll tell you why they put this match together and why it's the main event for the Austin, Texas event. It's because you and the cheap floozy Missy, have no chance in hell against the likes of Mark Mayhem and Selena.

The camera goes over to Selena for a few seconds and then back to Mayhem.

Mayhem: You must have missed how we took out the Three Amigos. We took them out like the two little bitches they are. And how ironic, NBA are handing us two more little bitches to beat up on. Missy is another legend in her own mind. Who the hell has she beaten? She hasn't beaten Selena. She couldn't even retain her title against Mr. Natural. Hell, what I heard was that if it wasn't for that prick Zenith and his underage whore Beverly Monroe, she would have lost that title big time. Jimmy, what else can I say about your dumb ass? Just remember that you are an idiot. Did you just become retarded, or were you born that way? Did you think that by signing up for this match that you would somehow be impressing your ugly girlfriend? Truly pathetic of you.

Mayhem let's off a sadistic laugh as Selena gives off an evil smile.

Mayhem: Jimmy, be careful when you respond. Don't piss me off! Cause like David Banner, you WON'T like me when I'm angry. Jimmy, it's time for you to realize that you are a has been, a nobody! You were handed a second rate title. You dare call yourself a Real World Champion? You are laughable at best. You've never had to deal with a Maniac, Jimbo. And there is a reason why I am called Mayhem! The Chaos that I can cause in the ring, makes what you have done look like a trip to the spa. Stop kidding yourself sonny boy. Let go of any hope you have of winning. Just...let...GO!

Mayhem signals for the camera man to zoom in further. He obliges.

Mayhem: I don't care WHO you think you are, or WHO you say you are. I could care less about any of your accomplishments. If you try me, I will make you more than famous....I'll make you dead. You are going to come on later and try and give off your goofy little smile, to show off the cheap ass bleaching they did to your fucked up teeth. But I can see behind your silly little tactics. Let me guess, you're going to have a scene where you say (Mimicking Jimmy as though he was Goofy), "Aww shucks, I'm greatness unmatched, yesiree bob!" (Stops mimicking Jimbo) SHUT THE HELL UP!!! Hahahahahahahahah!!!!!! You are probably going to joke around like the little has been you are. But I got news for you Iron Boy, you don't have what it takes anymore. YOU DON'T HAVE WHAT IT TAKES.....ANYMORE!!!

The scene backs up as we see, not only Mayhem, but everyone in the gym.

Mayhem: Everybody!

Everyone: JIMMY SUCKS!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!!!

Selena: JIMMY SUCKS!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!! MISSY SUCKS TOO!!! BUT I WON'T SAY WHAT!!!!

Bobby: THEY BOTH SUCK!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

The scene fades to black as a sick and twisted laughter is heard in the background.

[Big Time]

The scene fades back in on Bobby Money. He is covered in darkness.


Bobby: Wait......


There is a large crowd behind him. They are not clearly seen in the dark, but their silhouette can be seen. Everyone is silent, waiting for their cue.


Bobby: Wait for it.......


Mayhem and Selena are seen by his side.


Bobby: One...


Several lights turn on.


Bobby: Two....


Even more lights turn on, revealing the faces of the large crowd.


Bobby: THREE!!!! EVERYBODY!!!!


The Entire Crowd: JIMMY SUCKS!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!!!


The scene cuts to a large group of people in a New York City subway.


The Entire Crowd: JIMMY SUCKS!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!!!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!!!!!!


The scene cuts to a multitude of people working in a Chinese factory.


The Entire Crowd: JIMMY SUCKS!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!!!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!!!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!!!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!!!!!!


The scene cuts to a large group soldiers in Iraq.


The Entire Crowd: JIMMY SUCKS!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!!!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!!!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!!!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!!!!!!


Mayhem: There you have it folks. JIMMY SUCKS!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!


The scene fades to black.

[Jimmy Ice]

Jimmy: “Alright, lets do it right this time. Everyone got their money?”

**A large crowd is gathered behind Jimmy . . . nodding.**

Jimmy: “Wait . . . “

**The crowd waits anxiously.**

Jimmy: “Wait for it . . .”

**Missy walks up next to him.**

Jimmy: “One . . .”

**Several lights turn on.**

Jimmy: “Two . . .”

**Even more lights turn on, revealing the faces of the large crowd . . . a very familiar crowd.**

Jimmy: “THREE!!!! GO!!!!”

The Entire Crowd: “BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!!”

**The scene cuts to a large group of people in a New York City subway . . . a very familiar group.**

The Entire Crowd: “BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!!”

**The scene cuts to a multitude of people working in a Chinese factory . . . very familiar people in a very familiar factory.**

The Entire Crowd: “BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!!”

**The scene cuts to a large group soldiers in Iraq . . . very familiar soldiers in a very familiar Iraq.**

The Entire Crowd: “BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!! BOBBY’S LAME!!!”

Jimmy Ice: “There you have it folks . . . Bobby’s an ass.”

**Jimmy turns to Missy.**

Jimmy: “This is too easy . . .”

**Fade out**

[Jimmy Ice]

**Fade in Jimmy Ice and Missy Monroe, working out in their home gym. Jimmy stands in the corner, watching Missy as she does a backspring off the second rope and lands on her feet. She turns as Jimmy nods to her.**

Jimmy: “You got it. That was perfect.”

Missy: “Think so?”

Jimmy: **Grinning** “I do.”

Missy: “Water break.”

**Missy climbs out of the ring as Jimmy smiles, watching her go. He glances back at the camera and leans forward on the ropes, clasping his hands together.**

Jimmy: “It’s nice when people find love isn’t it? For instance, Mark and Selena. Frankenstein found a girl that loves him for who he is. You know you’re a true couple when you start dressing the same, talking the same . . . looking the same. It’s nice when couples have a lot in common. You two love birds . . . **chuckles and then suddenly goes serious** . . . you’re not . . . related, are you? Ah well, who am I to judge? As long as you two are happy, you do what feels right ok? Now, Selena . . . I know you have this jealousy thing with Missy. It’s natural Dear. Shallow girls tend to be that way when they find someone altogether better then they are. Here’s some advice for you Selena. I know you’re not the sharpest tool in the box, but you need to keep something in mind. Mark Mayhem, your SUPER AVERAGE boyfriend, or as I like to call him, the male version of you, never was, is, or will be, better than me . . . in ANY way. The fact that you had to throw that last part in to boost his sexual ego tells me either you’re insecure about him, or he is. Either way, it’s more than a little sad when you can’t avoid a comment like that. And as for your offer . . . thanks but bestiality isn’t our thing, Sweetheart. Realize something here kids . . . its going to take a hell of a lot more than you two, or Bobby Money to beat us. The sooner you grasp this, the easier this next match will be for you. Hey Mark, let me put this out for you right now Bro. If you’d like to be my first title defense, bring that shit on. Anywhere, any time Bro. In fact, you can go to Hannah if you’d like, with my blessing, and tell her to make the match. It makes no difference to me. If you want another loss to your record, I’m ready and waiting. You act like there’s something wrong with Missy and I being the best. **Grins** You don’t hate us because we’re better than you . . . do you?”

**Missy walks up with a grin on her face.**

Missy: “Same story . . . same couple. Its like a theme with you Selena. And what’s with this idea that you could take my title from me? I think you’re forgetting your place Sweetie. You need to remember, I’m not some new girl who falls for all the tricks. I know the game, the business and I know you. You’re so called tricks are a dime a dozen. Its not that you’re bad . . . you’re just not any good. You see what I mean?”

**She looks at Jimmy as he continues.**

“Selena, I know you have illusions of being the company whore. Hell, in lesser companies, you probably would be. But this constant need to be told you’re worth anything is more than a little off putting. Besides, Ben or myself, we could never be with anyone as high maintenance and manly as you. You’re just not our type. Sorry Love, but it’s the truth. But you and your “real man,” you’re good together. It reminds me of a set of male twins from Alabama. But let’s not get into those details. This is a family show remember? Just remember Selena, when you speak, you only hurt your team. So do Mark, yourself, and the Money Family reject a favor, and stick to standing next to Mark and looking mean. That’s the reason they brought you here wasn’t it? Now Mark, I know your girlfriend . . . guyfriend . . . whatever the hell you call it . . . I know he makes you laugh. But aside from getting a good chuckle out you, what does she really do? Not really anything Bro. Its nice that you bring her to work and help her feel important, but other than make you look even worse than you do with remarks that really do hurt you, not help you, she’s a lost cause. Kinda like you. You realize that by telling her lies like how you think she promos better than Missy and me combined, you feed the bullshit. Hahaha . . . she made a funny. Well not really, but you laughed and its important that you make her feel like she has a purpose. That’s called charity and trust me, she needs a lot of it man. As for you, don’t call me Jimbo. Its retarded and amateurish. If you want a shot at coming across like a Pro, clean yourself up and don’t let Selena come to the party. You look like shit and she makes it worse. Now let’s point out some flaws in your arguments. First, this won’t be an easy match because you’re a tag team specialist. How do you figure? The way I see it, you’re a needy bastard who can’t win a match unless he has a partner in his corner. While Selena is a fine choice for a manly looking partner, I’m afraid the fact that you NEED someone over there on the turnbuckle actually takes away from your game. Tag Team Specialist is another phrase for a guy who can’t hack it by himself but management still wants you to feel important. If I told you Selena was a fried chicken Specialist, would that make her feel better about the bovine hips she’s been carrying around? I suppose if you need that kind of reassurance, then more power to you. You said you knew Selena better than we know each other. How do you figure? Because you look alike? Because you have the same mother? And how the hell does the simple fact that you’re twins help your cause? The way I see it, I’m undefeated here in the NBA and trust me when I say, its going to be a long time before I lose. You on the other hand have to make sure you have a special friend to work shit out. You can’t go in to take a piss unless you slap someone’s hand on the way in. Does Bobby hang out at your place and cheer you on as you take a shower? Does Selena slap you on the ass every time you walk past her as you mow your lawn? Wake up to yourself moron. You and the Sasquatch are in for a rude awakening. There’s a reason why they call us Wrestling’s First Couple. There’s a reason why we’re the Legendary Pair. Its not because we do what you do and shave together in the morning. Can I make myself any clearer? Apparently, I did the right thing in making enemies with you and Bobby. You two seem to do nothing but drag people down with you. I don’t want to be a part of the infection that makes up your team. If you’re the biggest baddest motherfucker out there Mark, then I’m in for the easiest career in wrestling. Because contrary to what you’d like the world to think, I have your number. BOTH of you. In fact, I’d be more than willing to take you two on in a handicapped match just to prove my point. But I have a hard time believing you and Bobby would put yourself in a losing situation if you have a choice. So I won’t hold your weak ass to it. But just know the offer is there if you ever want to get your peg taken down a few more notches asshole. I’m not some imaginary Legend dickhead, I’m the real deal. The World says so. If you don’t like it, you’re welcome to jump in and prove me wrong. If you could do that, I might even laugh at one of your jokes. But I just don’t ever see that happening buddy. But you shouldn’t let the impossible deter you Mark. It never did in the past.”

**Jimmy smiles into the camera as he looks at Missy and then back.**

“Let me ask you something Mark. Before I came here and lifted you a rung or two on the ladder by letting you lose to me, how the hell did you cope with life? You three have to be the most miserable group I’ve come across in a long time. When you have to lie as excessively as you three do, you should seriously think about hanging it up. Nobody buys the bullshit anymore big fella. You can try and bag on us all you want but whether its on paper or in real life, you will just never match up. How does that feel hot shot? How does it feel to know you’re never going to get out of our shadow? Its sad when a chump like you has to resort to calling a girl names because she held her own against a wrestler of a much higher caliber than you and still has her title. It wasn’t just Natural she held her own against, it was that whole damn team. And what have you done? You beat Eddie and Kenua. Congrats Bro. When they come up against you next time and whoop your asses, what then? You need to start thinking before you talk. Words have a shitty way of biting you in the ass. But then again, you already know that don’t you?”

Mayhem Voiceover: “Jimmy, what else can I say about your dumb ass? Just remember that you are an idiot. Did you just become retarded, or were you born that way?”

“Only the truly retarded make comments like that Mark. You need to get some grown up insults. I know third graders that would bury you in a trash talking contest. You like John Cena? Neither do I, but you rap worse than he does. I don’t need to impress Missy, Mark. As you can see by the ring on her finger, I’ve impressed enough. Obviously your bitch doesn’t think much of you or she wouldn’t pretend to love your bedroom failures to keep up appearances and I’m not just talking about Bobby Money. Face it Mark, you and your friends are a lost cause. A hopeless team of misfits. What’s even sadder is you think you’re something of a decent talent. But reality says otherwise big boy. Let me fill you in on something Mark, I already have pissed you off. I pissed you off when Ben and I beat you and Bobby like a couple of fools. I pissed you off when I came into this company and made the world completely forget about you. **Looks at Missy and smiles** We piss you off every day of the week simply because we are who are . . . Superior.”

**Jimmy reaches over as Missy hands him the NBA Major League Title.**

“Make fun of my title all you want Mark, its more than you’ve ever done. Looking at it over my shoulder is about as close to it as you’re ever going to get. Or maybe you’d like to argue with this belt . . .”

**Takes the PWO United States Title from Missy and holds it up.**

“This one I’ve had for eleven months. What do you think of that?”

**Takes the XWA World Title from Missy.**

“How about this one? Pretty huh?”

**Takes the XPW World Title from Missy.**

“But then I have this one as well. Which of these four titles that I currently hold do you like the best? Or maybe you want to wait to see which one I pick up at ECWF’s next pay-per-view? You see Mark, World Champion, Legend, Icon, Main Eventer . . . those aren’t names I gave myself. Those are names that I earned and that the World gave to me. You can argue with it all you want but that doesn’t mean you’ll ever be right.”

**Jimmy hands the titles back to Missy who leans over and kisses him on the cheek. She then turns and walks out of the picture as Jimmy continues.**

“I’ve dealt with a few maniacs in my time Mark. Truly. In fact, the last guy that called himself Maniac to me doesn’t have a job anymore. So forgive me if I’m less than impressed with what you have to say. I’ve learned that two of the biggest bullshitters around here are Money and Mayhem. So you go ahead and you do what you think you have to do. In the end, disappointment is all you’re going to know. Count on that. You go ahead and work on your stand up too. When I’m through with you, that and your dog over there are all you’re going to have left. And trust me, you don’t want to rely on either. And by the way, has anyone ever told you that paying people in a gym to tell us we suck and then laughing like a crazy homeless person isn’t as cool as you think it is? What a useless piece of shit you are.”

**Jimmy turns and pauses, looking back at the camera.**

“Congrats Mark, you suck at life.”

**With that, Jimmy turns his back on the camera as the scene fades to black.**

[Big Time]

Out of Character: Rofl. I love it Jimmy You make it more exciting than some of the others here. You don't really suck.....much just kidding. HA!

By the way, this is to Ben, I undersand if Missy does not post, please do not count it against her.


Now back to the show.


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This message is approved by Bobby Money and Mark Mayhem.

Voices: JIMMY SUCKS!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!!
JIMMY SUCKS!!!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!
JIMMY SUCKS!!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!!
JIMMY SUCKS!!!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!!!!!!
JIMMY SUCKS!!!!!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!!!!!!

Scene opens with Bobby Money, Mark Mayhem and Selena, inside a Limo. They are all dressed in black suits and
dark tinted shades.

Bobby: Holy shit Mayhem, Iron Man sounds pissed. Ooooh, I really think you need to keep your eyes opened on this one buddy. No telling what those two are capable of doing to you......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA....HA!!!!!!!! I'm just foolin bud, but you knew that already. Boy, is that Jimmy Ice a rip off artist or what?
That idiot can't think of his own thing to say, so he has to rip off my promo. What a loser. Ha! I've got him and Missy wrapped around my little finger and they don't even know it.
For a guy who acts like he's some kind of legend, he is soo easy to manipulate.

You're kidding me right? Those two losers don't have a chance in hell. Iron-gag's babbling just proves one thing to me, and that is that he is scared shitless. He wishes he had a girl like Selena.
He wishes he was part of our team. He wishes he could be like me.....Bobby Money. I am the greatest thing that ever happened to wrestling. Just a warning Iron-baby, you don't want my undivided attention. Trust me.....you don't.
And with that ugly looking belt around your ugly looking waist, YOU DON'T WANT MY STINKIN ATTENTION!!!
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!

But enough about you, let's talk about me....Bobby Money.
I'm the guy that everyone cheers for, not you Jim clueless. Bobby Money doesn't need to pay anybody off to say how they really feel about you. Face facts KID, I have more talent in my itsy bitsy pinky then you do in your WHOLE ENTIRE OUT OF SHAPE BODY!!! Do you want to try me Jimmy? Please do.
Oh, I'm begging you, PLEASE mess with me you unwitty punk.
If I laugh alot, it's only because you're a bigger joke than I originally thought. So just so you know....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Mark Mayhem removes his shades and stares at the camera. There is a looong pause before he responds.

Mark: BOO! HAHAHA!!! Jimmy, am I supposed to be scared? You're joking right? Look son, I don't want to burst your little bubble, but in my eyes, you are a has been in this sport. You are irrelevant in my world.
NO, you are irrelevant in this world as well. Listen, do you hear that Jimmy boy? That is the sound of no one giving a crap about you.

Bobby: HA! I got to write that one down Mayhem. That shit was hilarious!

Mark: I know. Now Jimmy, you are a multiple time champ, a so-called legend, you beat this guy and that guy, blah, blah, blah, blah, and blah. I guess you didn't hear me when I said I didn't care WHO the hell you think you are or what you've done.
All I know about you is that Missy is the man in your relationship. You don't have what it takes to go on much longer. You are a pathetic loser bum, has been, never was, never will be, piece of trash, punk ass.

If you know what is good for you Jimmy, you won't respond. If you do, you will just be making it worst for yourself. So go ahead, make it worse for yourself. I've beaten better men than you.
Hey, I once beat Romeo Galaxy, and he's better than you. Ha! You are so unoriginal it isn't funny.
Did you really have to bite off of Bobby's promo Jim Loser? Damn, you have such a small mind. You are way too easy punk. Selena, do you have something to say about the two losers we're going to face?

Selena's smile widens.
She lowers her glasses and licks her glossy lips.

Selena: Well, the tag team of Missy and Sissy have responded. Missy is a women's champion who hasn't beaten anyone of late and Jimmy is a Joke who wishes he was Missy.
The funny thing is that I am still trying to figure out how these two ever got so far in wrestling.

Bobby: Well Selena, that's only because they never had to face us. We are the most dominant force in wrestling today.
We are proving that every single day.

Selena: You're right as always Bobby.

Bobby: Why thank you.

Selena: Missy doesn't have a chance against me,
and Jimmy doesn't have a chance against my man Mark Mayhem.
If Mark was "super average" then that means the Jimmy is Waaaay BELOW AVERAGE.

Mark: And she means WAAAAAAYYYYY BELOW.

Selena: That's exactly right Mark.

Mark and Selena begin to tongue each other in the Limo as Bobby looks on and laughs.

Bobby: Jimmy, your dumb ass must be wondering where we are going. Well, it's none of your business,
but we're going to Texas, to bury your ass. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!
Can you hear them Jimmy?

Voices: JIMMY SUCKS!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!!
JIMMY SUCKS!!!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!!!!!!
JIMMY SUCKS!!!!!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!!!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!!!!
JIMMY SUCKS!!!!!!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!!!!!!

Bobby: Ah Jimmy, I didn't know you were that easy to manipulate.
Go ahead and try ripping off another one of my promos, twit.

The scene fades on Bobby Money, Mark Mayhem and Selena,
all laughing at Jimmy Icehole.