Bobby Money vs. Eddie G.

[Ben Zenith]

NOTE: The Deadline for the First show will be Feb 1st. Midnight. The Deadline for the second (Award) show is Feb. 5th. this is JUST for this occassion only. All Surge Events are normally Bi-Weekly.
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Grudge Match
Bobby Money vs. Eddie G.
This one has been brewing for some time. It's no secret that Eddie is pissed. He was screwed out of his match last week, and this week...He wants REVENGE!

[Eddie G.]

**The scene opens with Eddie G. on the set of Eddie's latest movie, "Poker King", the story of a legendary poker player named Carlos Vallentino, who enters a contest to win big money and hopefully retire from gambling and settle down with the love of his life, Myrnah, who is played by Eva Langoria. They are ready to film the end of the fight scene, which would culminate in the kissing scene between Eva and Eddie. Eddie is dressed in a traditional black suit and bowtie.**


Director: Okay everyone, quiet on the set, annnnd action!


**Eddie punches one of the stuntmen, who falls through the poker table. Another man comes from behind to hold Eddie, while another man comes with a bottle, to try and break it over Eddie's head. Eddie turns around and causes for the other man to be struck in the head. Eva hits the second man over the head with another bottle, rendering him unconscious.**


Eddie: What?


Eva: Carlos.


Eddie: Myrnah?


**Eddie turns around to see Langoria dressed in a long white skin tight satin gown. She smiles at him as he looks on in amazement over what she has done for him. They hug tightly, but unbeknownst to Eddie, another man sneaks up from behind with a baseball bat. Eva sees the man and reacts quickly.**


Eva: Carlos, behind you my love!


**As the man lifts up the bat to strike Eddie on the top of the head, Eddie thows a back elbow and hits the man on the nose. The bat falls out of his hand as he grabs his nose.**


Man: OW! My nose!


**Eddie backs up and then jumps forward with a high kick. The scene cuts and we see the man fly through a plate glass window. The scene cuts back to Eddie, who grabs Eva, looks into her eyes, and proceeds to kiss and kiss and kiss her.**


Vida G: CUT!!!


Eddie **Shocked** Huh? Orale, Vida?


Vida: Damn it, I said CUT! Eddie, you didn't tell me that the kissing seen was going to be this long with this...this skank!


Eva: HEY!


Director: Excuse me miss, this is a closed set.


Vida: Excuse me, but you can CLOSE your mouth, I'm talking to my man here!


Director: Sorry.


Vida: You will be, if you don't get out of my face!


**The director runs away in fear.**


Eddie: Vida, mi Vida. How many times must I tell you that this is only the movies. That kiss meant nothing to me. It was nice....but it meant nothing to me. You are the only love of my life darling.


Eva: It was nice.


Vida: SHUT UP PUTA!


Eva: I'll just leave you two lovebirds be.


**Eva rolls her eyes as she walks away.**


Vida: You better walk bitch!


Eddie: Hey Mami, you don't gotta be like that.


**Vida puts her head down in shame.**


Vida: You're right Eddie. I'm sorry, it's just that people are always telling me what kind of player you are, and...


Eddie: I understand mi amor, but that was the past. Orale, this is now. I am not that same vato loco I once was. Now I am totally dedicated to you, my heart.


Vida: Awww, I love you Eddie.


Eddie: I love you mamacita linda.


**Eddie and Vida proceed to kiss and kiss and kiss. The crew around them begin to applause. Vida finally leaves and Eddie, smile and all, begins to promo on Bobby Money.**


Eddie: Orale holmes, Corpus Cristi, Texas, is going to be the sight of another unforgettable scene. It will be me, "Hollywood" Eddie G, giving Bobby Money the most incredible beatdown ever filmed before a live studio audience. First, you jump my partner in the back, thinking you can win the NBA Tag Titles by forfeit. But vato, since that didn't work, you made sure that the referee in charge of the match was in your pocket. Orale, everyone saw me kick out, but your hand-picked referee still counted the three. Not even as a tag team, were you able to beat me. What makes you think that you are going to do it all by yourself? The answer? You're not.


I can tell you this, esse. It doesn't matter if the referee has been bribed. It doesn't matter if your life partner, Mayhem, and his she-male of a girl, Selena, come down there to try and interfere in the match holmes. I am going to have my retribution. Payback will be mine, esse. I am going to pin you in the middle of that ring and then afterwards, the three amigos will take back what belongs to them, the NBA Tag Team Titles. Capeesh holmes? Orale vato loco, You want to cheat? That is right up my alley. We can do it my way if you want. I know my partner doesn't have much to say, but that's okay, Kenua is a three amigo for life and I know he's got my back. But you know what holmes, even if the tag team thing doesn't work out, I'm beginning to get my hunger back in regaining a World championship once again, namely the NBA World Title. I think that Ben needs some real competition, and I may have been slacking off a bit, but this time I'm putting my game face back on again.


I am beating Bobby Money on Surge, and then I am going on to beat whoever else I have to beat, in order to once again regain the most prestigious title I know, the NBA World Title. There is another title I have never held before that has peaked my interest as well, and that is this new NBA Major League Title. I wouldn't mind taking that as well. As history proves, I can beat anyone, anytime, on any given day, if I really put my mind to it. Well guess what vatos? I am once again, putting my heart, my soul and my life into winning a major title here in the NBA. With all due respect to Kenua, if he doesn't have the passion to become a tag champion or any kind of champion, here in the NBA, then I will just have to do, what I have to do, to make it once again to the top of this business. It's not going to be easy, but it never was to begin with. I am going to be more dedicated than ever, to becoming Champion. I am putting everyone here in the NBA on notice. Yo sera Campeon, Una Ves MAS! Iwill be Champion, Once AGAIN! And Money, you can take that to the bank!


Just in case people forgot who I was, or forgot what I accomplished in this business. Maybe, just maybe, the new faces here in the NBA don't even know who I am. Well, I'll tell you. I am "Hollywood" Eddie G. The "G", not only stands for my last name, Gonzales, it also stands for GREATNESS. I have won 14 major titles. I was a former NBA World Heavyweight Champion, and the first Triple Crown champion in NBA History. I am a Hall of Famer and a Legend, not in my own eyes, but in the eyes of many. I know I have what it takes to be champion again. I am not going to live on my past accomplishments, but in the present, and show the entire world why I still have what it takes to win the big one, NOW.


**Eddie smiles at the camera and winks. He then walks out of camera range, as the crew once again claps. The scene fades to black.**

[Ben Zenith]

Now that's the former Champ I know.

[Big Time]

Out of Character - I am using Romeo Galaxy with permission, so don't nobody freak out, ya heard? Now back to our regularly scheduled program.


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Scene


Bobby is at a live event beating the crap out Romeo Galaxy on the outside of the ring, even before the sound of the bell.
He chops the crap out of Romeo and sends him flying into the steps. Bobby finally throws him inside the ring and climbs the ropes. Bobby connects with Ca$h Flow as the bell sounds for the start of the match.


**Ding Dong Dingity**


Al: The match begins folks.

ONE, TWO AND THREE!!!! Bobby beats Romeo in record time.

Seth: Budu-budu-That's all folks! Bobby is the best wrestler in the entire freakin universe!!!! And he didn't pay me to say that.

Bobby smacks the dumb referee in the face and spits at a little girl in the crowd wearing an Eddie G. T-shirt. Bobby grabs the microphone and addresses the stupid crowd that boos him.

Bobby: SHUT IT!! Now in my tights, I have many $100 dollar bills. Whoever cheers me, GETS one.

The crowd begins to cheer with all their might.

Bobby: That's more like it bitches.

Crowd cheers even louder.

Bobby: Now Kenua, you piece of garbage! Look who I beat! This is the guy who is going to kill you on Surge! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! HA!
You are truly the most pathetic human being I have ever seen on the face of the planet. Why don't you just leave NBA? You don't deserve anything more than a serious beatdown by the lowest of the low. Kenua, in reality, you are nothing more than......enhancement talent! OH SHIT I CRACK MYSELF UP!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ha! EVERYBODY!!!


Crowd: KENUA SUCKS!!! KENUA SUCKS!!!! KENUA SUCKS!!!!! KENUA SUCKS!!!!! KENUA SUCKS!!!!!! KENUA SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!


Bobby: Yes, yes, yes! That is the truth. As for Eddie......

Crowd: EDDIE SUCKS!!! EDDIE SUCKS!!!!! EDDIE SUCKS!!!!!! EDDIE SUCKS!!!!! EDDIE SUCKS!!!!!! EDDIE SUCKS!!!!!! EDDIE SUCKS!!!!!! EDDIE SUCKS!!!!!!!!
EDDIE SUCKS!!!!!!! EDDIE SUCKS!!!!!!!

Bobby: Eddie, you green card wearing Mexican whore. I really don't care about how you WERE, emphasis on the were, the FORMER NBA Champ, you chump. You remind me of Jimmy Ice. YOU BOTH DON'T HAVE WHAT IT TAKES ANYMORE!!!!
You both suck ass. Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, I liked you better when you were a comedian. You weren't funny, but at least you were somewhat entertaining.

A small clip of Eddie G. bloopers are shown. Eddie is shown tripping over himself as he gets out of his car.
Eddie is shown being handcuffed by police officers.
Eddie is shown smoking marijuana and falling off a chair as his head hits a wall.

Bobby: Poor Eddie. Hahahaha!!!! And I mean POOR, cause he spends all his money on hookers. Eddie doesn't have a partner anymore. Why? Because Kenua isn't a jokester anymore, NOW he's the JOKE!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!! The Three Amigos IS dead. Who killed them? The greatest tag team on th face of this planet, Bobby Money & Mark Mayhem. Our faction has become unstoppable. We came in an instant, and destroyed the THREE ASSHOLES. Who are we going to take out next? Anybody we freaking want to. Who is going to stop us?
NOBODY!

A small clip of NBA Superstars are shown with helpless faces as they don't know what to do about Bobby Money,
Mark Mayhem, Selena and everyone else that is with Bobby Money.

Bobby: Eddie, that D Movie you're in with Evan Langoria. Yes, I said EVAN!!! Because there is no way that the real Eva Langoria would be in a pathetic movie like yours.
THAT was a man you were kissing. As for that out of shape fat ass you think is Vida Guerra, she is actually your sister, you sick freak. You need to stop making a fool of yourself if you want people to take you seriously around here.
Stop your whining, and do what Shawn Michaels did to become a multiple time World Champion, superkick your retarded ass partner in the face, throw him through a plate glass window and get it over with! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

A clip of Shawn Michaels kicking Marty Jannetty in the face and then throwing him through a plate glass window.
But, it has Eddie G's face on Shawns body and Kenua's goofy ass face on Marty.

Bobby: Since everyone is an idiot, and I'm the smartest motherfucker in the NBA, I'm going to continue to talk and psych out my pathetic little opponents like I always do.
Eddie you want to tell the world who you really are?
I'll tell the world who Eddie Gay really is.


1. Eddie is a no name hack.
2. Eddie is a cross dresser by day and a male hooker by night, but NOT with women.
3. Eddie is a failure in Hollywood and a failure in general.
4. Eddie washes my car once a week for small tips.
5. Eddie secretly screws Missy Monroe from behind Jimmy's back.
6. Eddie secretly screws Jimmy Ice from behind....period.
7. Eddie LOVES fire so much, he burnt his penis off when he was in High School.
8. Eddie is a Rupaul fan.
9. Eddie drives big cars, because he burnt his penis off.
10. Eddie was banned by Telemundo.
11. Eddie was banned by Univision.
12. Eddie WILL LOSE AGAINST BOBBY MONEY, ON SATURDAY NIGHT!!!!


The crowd cheers loudly as Bobby waves the money in the air.


Bobby: Eddie, I HATE you! I also HATE Jimmy Ice and Missy Monroe. When I am done with you, I will go after the Ironfag, to avenge my tag team lost against him and that other idiot Ben Zero. Shit, while I am telling everyone who Eddie is, let me tell you a little bit about Jimmy Ass, or Ice, or whatever his corny ass name is.


1. Jimmy is the woman in his relationship.
2. Jimmy will be forced to change his last name to Monroe when he marries Missy.
3. Jimmy also washes my car once a week for small tips.
4. Jimmy is a Legend.....in gay bars.
5. Jimmy Ice and Dave McIntyre are IN LOVE with each other. Poor Missy doesn't even know it.
6. Jimmy and Dave are both legends.....in gay bars.
7. Jimmy...oh hell, I'll just say it. JIMMY SUCKS!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!


Crowd: JIMMY SUCKS!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!! JIMMY SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bobby: Wow, that is so true. He is the John Cena of the NBA. I just wanted to put that in there since Jimbo is taking on Mayhem and Selena. Missy sucks too.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Bobby leaves the ring to cheers, and just as he leaves.
Money appears to fall from the arena ceiling. The crowd goes crazy as people begin to riot and fight over the money.
But, as the camera closes in on one of the $100 dollar bills,
it has the face of Bobby Money. Bobby laughs as the scene fades.

[Big Time]

God, even I hate me! HA!!!!