8 Person Intergender Team Battle Royal

[Ben Zenith]

Main Event #2

Huge 8 Person Intergender Team Battle Royal
Ben Zenith, Bevvy Monroe, Missy Monroe & Matt monroe
vs
Mark Mayhem, Selena, & The Chase Twins
The rules are simple. Eliminate the other team completely, via pinfall, submission, or over the top, to win.

[Ben Zenith]

Note: Just wanted to mention that the deadlines for roleplay will be up to the very last day of Feb. 25, 2008 at 11:59P.M. Have fun

[Super Girl]

*ooc* this show is coming way too soon for me!
roleplay will be up soon.

[Maniac Mark]

THE NEW SOCIETY IS TAKING OVER!!!!!!



Mark Mayhem is backstage with The Chase Twins and Selena at a live event. They are all dressed to compete. They all have wicked ass smiles on their faces. Mark walks towards the camera. The NBA World Tag Title rests on his right shoulder.


Mark: After OUR successful win against Jimmy Who, and Missy Whore, me and Selena have declared my sweet Selena, the number one contender for Missy's NBA Women' title. Finally, someone worth their salt, can become the world's women's champ! Missy, if you dare even try to cross my path in this match, I will make you more than famous, I will make you dead...BITCH!!! And this time, there will be no Jimmy to save you from the beatdown of your life!!! Oh, and don't think that for a moment your little rookie cuz is going to save you.


Selena: Don't worry babe, I got that little bitch Missy, and as for Matt, he is unimportant.


Chase Twins: So unimportant.


Mark: Matt Monroe, you are a joke. No, wait! You are worst than a joke, you are a nobody. No one cares if you are in or out of this match. So you won your first match against Pirahna? You have got to be kidding me? I would've won that match in half the time you did. Actually, Pirahna wouldn't have even showed up, and I suggest that you do the same thing son. I have no problem with making an example out of you. I must say, that if you even think that you have a chance, you are kidding yourself.


Michael Chase: Hahahahaha!!!! Don't worry.....


Christopher Chase: ....we got him and that Bevvy Bitch!!! Hahahahahaha!!!!


Chase Twins: Hahahahahaha!!!!!


Selena: I like these two.


Mark: Bevvy Monroe, you little whore, you may have a little high school crush on that Ben Zero, but NOBODY GIVES A SHIT!!! I hope I get the chance to destroy you. I will end your pathetic career, right on the spot (Snaps his fingers). You truly are a sad thing, aren't you. Haven't you even noticed that your "man" spends more time with Hyatt on the phone than with you? You blind little bitch, when I slap you silly in the center of my ring, I will correct your eyesite and then knock your ass out!


Selena: And maybe I can taste her. Haha!!!


Mark: Last, and very least, the chump himself is in this match. WOW! Finally, the so-called heavyweight champion gets off his laurels and into the ring. Ben, you lazy ass bum, I am not impressed with you at all. I have no respect for you AT ALL! Everytime I see your ugly face, I just want to kick it in! You must have that effect on people often.


Michael: He does.


Christopher: I know I want to kick his ass.


Selena: Yeah, me too.


Chase Twins: It's unanimous!


Mark: Chump, while Selena takes care of Missy, and The Chase twins take care of the other two loser Monroes, I am going to show you why they call me Maniac and Mayhem in the same name! I personally handed Jimmy Ice the beating of his life as I handed him his first lost in the NBA. I beat the Major league chump, and now I am going to beat the World chump. Somebody up there seriously needs to give me a world title match and soon. It's being wasted on Eddie and Sean. Two other losers that deserve nothing!


Mark, Selena, Michael and Christopher begin to laugh and high five one another. The NEW SOCIETY LOGO goes on the screen, but the scene fades back to the four individuals, as Bobby Money pops out into the scene.


Bobby: EVERYBODY!!!!


New Society Members: Zenith Sucks!!!!! Missy Sucks!!!!! Bevvy Sucks!!!!! Matty Sucks!!!!! Zenith Sucks!!!!! Missy Sucks!!!!! Bevvy Sucks!!!!! Matty Sucks!!!!! Zenith Sucks!!!!! Missy Sucks!!!!! Bevvy Sucks!!!!! Matty Sucks!!!!! Zenith Sucks!!!!! Missy Sucks!!!!! Bevvy Sucks!!!!! Matty Sucks!!!!! Zenith Sucks!!!!! Missy Sucks!!!!! Bevvy Sucks!!!!! Matty Sucks!!!!! Zenith Sucks!!!!! Missy Sucks!!!!! Bevvy Sucks!!!!! Matty Sucks!!!!! Zenith Sucks!!!!! Missy Sucks!!!!! Bevvy Sucks!!!!! Matty Sucks!!!!! Zenith Sucks!!!!! Missy Sucks!!!!! Bevvy Sucks!!!!! Matty Sucks!!!!! Zenith Sucks!!!!! Missy Sucks!!!!! Bevvy Sucks!!!!! Matty Sucks!!!!! Zenith Sucks!!!!! Missy Sucks!!!!! Bevvy Sucks!!!!! Matty Sucks!!!!! Zenith Sucks!!!!! Missy Sucks!!!!! Bevvy Sucks!!!!! Matty Sucks!!!!! Zenith Sucks!!!!! Missy Sucks!!!!! Bevvy Sucks!!!!! Matty Sucks!!!!! Zenith Sucks!!!!! Missy Sucks!!!!! Bevvy Sucks!!!!! Matty Sucks!!!!! Zenith Sucks!!!!! Missy Sucks!!!!! Bevvy Sucks!!!!! Matty Sucks!!!!! Zenith Sucks!!!!! Missy Sucks!!!!! Bevvy Sucks!!!!! Matty Sucks!!!!! Zenith Sucks!!!!! Missy Sucks!!!!! Bevvy Sucks!!!!! Matty Sucks!!!!! Zenith Sucks!!!!! Missy Sucks!!!!! Bevvy Sucks!!!!! Matty Sucks!!!!! Zenith Sucks!!!!! Missy Sucks!!!!! Bevvy Sucks!!!!! Matty Sucks!!!!! Zenith Sucks!!!!! Missy Sucks!!!!! Bevvy Sucks!!!!! Matty Sucks!!!!! Zenith Sucks!!!!! Missy Sucks!!!!! Bevvy Sucks!!!!! Matty Sucks!!!!! Zenith Sucks!!!!! Missy Sucks!!!!! Bevvy Sucks!!!!! Matty Sucks!!!!! Zenith Sucks!!!!! Missy Sucks!!!!! Bevvy Sucks!!!!! Matty Sucks!!!!! Zenith Sucks!!!!! Missy Sucks!!!!! Bevvy Sucks!!!!! Matty Sucks!!!!!


Bobby: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


The scene fades out to black.

[Selena]

Selena is seen coming out of the women's shower. A small white towel is all that covers her well developed body.


Selena: Hey world, it's me...Selena. It's no secret that I kicked Missy's scrawny little ass two weeks ago. It's no secret, as you look at me, that I am the hottest HOTTIE on the planet. Missy is a thing of the past, I am the future of Women's wrestling. get ready for the biggest beating of your life Miss-take, Hahahaha!!!!


Selena goes behind a dressing area, where the silhouette of her gorgeous body can be seened as she removes the small towel and begins to get dressed.


Selena: So as me and the other boys, go into our match this Saturday, you can be sure that Missy will once again be handed the defeat she so rightfully deserves. I will prove once again why I am the rightful holder of the women's championship! Now as for your little sis, I didn't like it how she had her scrawny little arms around my neck two weeks ago. She will get hers in this match as well. Hahaha!!


Selena comes out, fully dressed in a black see through mini dress.


Selena: But enough about you Missy. It will be all about ME, ME, ME!!! SELENA!!!! The NEXT NBA WOMENS CHAMPION!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!


The scene fades to the New Society Logo and then to black.

[Beverly Monroe]

The scene opens on Bevvy Monroe's feet, and pans up slowly to her face and zooms out to show her completely. She is dressed in baby pink cut out halter dress with a heart shaped buckle and a smile on her face.


Bevvy: *giggling* "Gawd, you people sure love to laugh a lot. Yet, I cannot help to think that you're not really happy. No, I think you are just hiding behind your, "HAHA'S!" Tsk, tsk. so sad.
First we have "Mediocre" Mark Mayhem. You are no monster, and you are no maniac, you are a leather wearing shell of a man, who's only best attribute is to kiss Bobby's ass.
Selena, Your full name is Selena Tsu, but it should be Selena Who? You are not sexy, you are disgusting. What is up with all that flab? You need to stop eating at McDonalds and train a little bit harder. As far as I can see, you don't even know how to wrestle. Just remember that you are about to get in the ring with the World Champion and three Monroes.
We Monroes are the toughest people on the planet and we have proven it. Just look at my big sis Missy, she''ll kick your ass and laugh about it later.
The Chase Twins? I haven't seen those two in a while. Lets count their accomplishments here in the NBA....oops, they don't have any do they? And they never will accomplish anything. So now have I left anyone out?"




Bevvy begins to walk away, but as she does she pauses for a moment, looks back and smiles once more.


Bevvy: "I forgot to mention one other thing...Bobby Money. But I'll let these people tell you about him."


The scene zooms out even further, revealing the same large crowd that was with Bobby earlier. They rip up the counterfeit money.


large Crowd: "Bobby Sucks!!!! Bobby Sucks!!!! Bobby Sucks!!!! Bobby Sucks!!!! Bobby Sucks!!!! Bobby Sucks!!!! Bobby Sucks!!!! Bobby Sucks!!!! Bobby Sucks!!!! Bobby Sucks!!!! Bobby Sucks!!!! Bobby Sucks!!!! Bobby Sucks!!!! Bobby Sucks!!!! Bobby Sucks!!!! Bobby Sucks!!!! Bobby Sucks!!!! Bobby Sucks!!!! Bobby Sucks!!!! Bobby Sucks!!!! Bobby Sucks!!!! Bobby Sucks!!!! Bobby Sucks!!!! Bobby Sucks!!!! Bobby Sucks!!!! Bobby Sucks!!!!"


Bevvy: "The people have spoken, New Society."


The scene fades away as the crowd continues the chant.

[Super Girl]

*Fade into Missy, who is standing in the center of the Citrus Bowl Stadium in Orlando, Florida. She is dressed in a white cut-off tank top with her trademark Supergirl/Ironman logo, along with a black schoolgirl mini-skirt and seven inch high heels. She has white pom-poms in her hands. A huge crowd fills the stadium to capacity.*

Missy: Bevvy, you call that a "Bobby Sucks" chant? No way, THIS is a "Bobby Sucks" chant

*Missy leads the crowd in a jubilant cheer of "Bobby Sucks".*

Crowd: BOBBY SUCKS!!!!! BOBBY SUCKS!!!!! BOBBY SUCKS!!!!!!! BOBBY SUCKS!!!!!!! BOBBY SUCKS!!!!! BOBBY SUCKS!!!!! BOBBY SUCKS!!!!!!! BOBBY SUCKS!!!!!!! BOBBY SUCKS!!!!!
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Missy: Now that's a Bobby Sucks!" *Giggles* And that's a real giggle. But everyone knows that I'm an equal opportunity kinda girl, so just so the other members of the New Society doesn't feel left out....

*Missy once again begins to lead the massive crowd in several more chants.*

Crowd: MAYHEM SUCKS!!!!! MAYHEM SUCKS!!!!! MAYHEM SUCKS!!!!! MAYHEM SUCKS!!!!! MAYHEM SUCKS!!!!!
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Missy: And one for the Gay Twins.

Crowd: CHASE TWINS SUCKS!!!!! CHASE TWINS SUCKS!!!!! CHASE TWINS SUCKS!!!!! CHASE TWINS SUCKS!!!!!
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Missy: Now that's ironic, cause I heard that they really do. Lastly, let's all say the truth with this last chant!

Crowd: SELENA SUCKS!!!!!! SELENA SUCKS!!!!!! SELENA SUCKS!!!!!! SELENA SUCKS!!!!!! SELENA SUCKS!!!!!!
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Missy: Now ain't that the truth. *Sighs* Like my future hubby would say, this is just too easy. Now on to the serious stuff. Selena, you actually think that you deserve a title shot for the NBA Women's Title? You are seriously losing it girl. The only way you and Mark was able to win, was by getting us intentionally disqualified, when Bobby Hyena punched Mark in the mouth like he owed him some Money. Yet, just like my man is going to allow Bobby his "obsession", I'm going to allow yours. You want a match, you got a match sweety, at NBA Resurgence. That is...if you're still up to getting your fat ass whipped.

Crowd: MISSY RULES!!!!!!!!!! MISSY RULES!!!!!!!!!! MISSY RULES!!!!!!!!!! MISSY RULES!!!!!!!!!! MISSY RULES!!!!!!!!!!
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Missy: Wow geez, that was sooo unexpected. Thank you everyone. Now, on to the rest of the New Society of Losers. Mark Mayhem, you better pray that you and I don't face off, cause I hit alot harder than Bobby does. You don't want to get embarrassed by getting thrashed by little ol me, do ya? Well, that's just to bad for you, because at Surge, that's exactly what's going to happen.
As for the Chase twins, to quote a phrase from the members of the New Society....HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

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Missy: That was funny, wasn't it? Chase Twins, when we get through with you, we'll have to call you the Crippled Twins. Please, I think we would get a better match with Mary-Kate & Ashley.

Crowd: OLSEN TWINS!!!!! OLSEN TWINS!!!!! OLSEN TWINS!!!!! OLSEN TWINS!!!!! OLSEN TWINS!!!!! OLSEN TWINS!!!!! OLSEN TWINS!!!!! OLSEN TWINS!!!!! OLSEN TWINS!!!!!
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Missy: Okay, now you people are being ridiculous. No more chants, please.

Crowd: NO MORE CHANTS!!!!! NO MORE CHANTS!!!!! NO MORE CHANTS!!!!! NO MORE CHANTS!!!!! NO MORE CHANTS!!!!!
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Missy: I think I created monsters. I'm out of here. Bye!

*Missy waves to the camera, as she jumps up and down. She then skips, as the camera follows her from behind, zooming into her black mini-skirt. Scene fades to black.*

[Matt Monroe]

**Sorry if this is late, I am still figuring out the characters, so I hope I didnt make any mistakes. Here goes something**




Matt: You have got to be kidding me?

Bevvy: No, they're really twins.

Sometimes, I wonder why I even bother. Here I am with my cousin Bevvy at the Los Angeles Mall, walking, and talking about our match this week with Mark Mayhem, Selena, and The Chase Twins. I'm dressed casually in my denim blue jeans and button down jacket. My Timbs are a little worn, but I like it that way. Bevvy is dressed (If that is what you can call it) in one of her skimpy little schoolgirl outfits. Oblivious to every guy that has been staring at her up and down. And yet, the only thing she can talk about is the match.....and Ben Zenith. Missy has asked me about this situation, or should I say, infatuation, that my cousin Bevvy has with the champ, but I refuse to get involved in that. Besides, he seems like a decent person, so I don't get it. But enough about that for now. Here I am in my second match, and I'm already in the main event. I know, I know....it's because my last name is Monroe. Hey, I'll take it anyway I can get it.

Matt: No duh Sherlock, I was being sarcastic.

Bevvy: Wet willie!!!

Matt: Hey, stop that!

Bevvy: Did you hear that knock-knock joke that Jimmy said on Surge?

Matt: Uhm Bevvy, it was a "Yo Momma" joke, and it was hilarious.

Bevvy: Oh yeah.....I forget.

Bevvy giggles loudly.

Bevvy: He was all like......"two trains and a bus", and I was like, "No he didn't", and Missy was like, "Oh yes he did."

Poor Ben doesn't know what he's getting into. Speaking of Ben, I just realized that in this match alone, there are three champions. Mark Mayhem is one half of the Tag champions, but if he thinks that he has the advantage coming into this match because of that, he's dead wrong, because we have the NBA Hotties champion in Missy, and the World champion in Ben Zenith. They could say that they have experience on there side, but they would be wrong, because as far as I know, even if Bevvy and I haven't been competing for many years, The Chase Twins are just returning back after a couple of years of being hiatus, and this Selena chick is also a rookie. And if they think that they have the experience on their side, they are wrong, because my name is THE EXPERIENCE.....MATT MONROE. Dig that....suckah. Sorry, I just always wanted to say that. Damn, I think that hanging with my cuz is giving me brain freeze.

Matt: Hey Bevvy we got to book.

Bevvy: Right...........why?

Matt: We have some last minute training with Missy, Jimmy and Ben.

Bevvy: Oh yeah.

Matt: So cuz, tell me more about Ben.....

Fades to black.

[Matt Monroe]

please tell me if thats okay. if any errors please tell me.

[Ben Zenith]

Everything looks good Matt, don't worry. You are doing really great, so keep it up I am impressed, and I don't impress easy.

I want to apologize to everyone for not posting early. As some of you know I have been having major issues with my computer, and I have not been able to use the one at work of late. After trying to figure out for days what the problem was, I finally just gave up and reinstalled my OS all over again. Everything seems normal now.

[Ben Zenith]

“Coming together is a beginning. Keeping together is progress. Working together is success.”

- Henry Ford

4:45 P.M. Los Angeles, California

Ben Zenith, Missy Monroe and Matt Monroe are seen at the new home of Ben Zenith. They are all dressed casually. Missy is wearing a small strapless white top and Jean Micro-skirt. Her hair is straightened, but her diamond studded earrings can still be seen, along with her elegant diamond necklace. She is wearing brand new Versace sunglasses, and a miniature version of the NBA Women's Title as her belt buckle. She is also sporting a gold watch and her engagement ring, which gleams in the light, as does her radiant smile.

Matt Monroe is wearing dark camouflage jeans, a gray shirt with the Affliction Logo on the front, black Timberlands, black cut-off biker gloves and a black leather jacket. He waits impatiently for the meeting to begin.

Finally, Bevvy Monroe enters the room. Ben is in awe of her amazing beauty. It's as if something comes over him. It is as though the moment she enters a room, light shines round about. She is wearing an amazing blue two piece....oh, just take a look


Bevvy:
It's official. Bobby Money and his merry band of idiots are the biggest retards in NBA History! I seriously do not get these people. Selena continues to call Missy scrawny, but only out of jealousy, because Selena is so FAT....

Ben:
Wait, wait, wait....How fat is she?

Bevvy:
She's so fat; she's still stuck in 2007.

Ben:
(Trying to imitate Bobby)HAR, HAR, HAR, HAAAAAARRRRR!!!!

Missy:
(Laughing) Sheesh Ben, you sound like a damn pirate.

Matt:
Now that was funny.

Ben:
Okay, let's get serious for a minute people. This Saturday, we have a match against The New Society....

Missy:
New Society? (Laughs) No, now that's funny.

Ben:
Well, it doesn't matter if they call themselves The New Nobody's....

Bevvy:
Now that at least would have been appropriate.

Ben:
True enough, but they are our opponents. Missy and I know the games these people like to play in and out of the ring, so we can tell you everything you need to know about them. Mark Mayhem is a Seven
Foot Tall piece of crap that moves slower than Bobby's Momma. He is all about impact moves, but he measures just about everything he throws, which means that he can be easily countered.

Missy:
The Chase Twins though, are speed demons. As J.R. would say, "They are faster than a hiccup". But once you slow down the pace, they are out of their element. They don't know how to react in real time. Speed is good, but only when it's combined with Patience, and Patience is what The Chase Twins lack. They are simply, Glorified Enhancement Talent. As for Selena, she doesn't even know how to wrestle, let alone control her eating habits, that fat cow. She has been Mark's valet for most of the time, and she hasn't faced the people I've faced. She talks about being the Next Women's champ, but fatty needs a long way to go before she can even pretend to be at my level.

Ben:
So there you have it. Any questions?

Matt:
No, I don't think so.

Bevvy:
Ooh, I have one!

Missy:
What is it?

Bevvy:
How about if we all wear matching tights this Saturday, like the Fantastic Four?



Ben:
What?

Missy:
You're not serious, are you?


Bevvy:
Hee-hee, just kidding!!!

Matt:
Bevvy, please.

Missy:
Sis, sometimes you scare me.

Bevvy:
Seriously though, I have a comment. Selena didn't enjoy me choking her out two weeks ago, but history is about to repeat itself. I understand that Missy wants to get her hands on her, but if she even blinks my way, I'm going to show her why the Monroe Family is the hardest hitting wrestling family in pro wrestling. Mark Mayhem may think that he is some kind of a man, threatening to knock me out, but it is his seven foot, leather wearing, wanna-be-biker ass that is going to get knocked out if he so even thinks about trying something on me. Maniac? He must me one; if he thinks that I'm that easy. As for the Gay Twins, they should have stayed in retirement where they belong. Better yet, they should have done like the Wonder Twins and click their rings together, and disappear.

Matt:
I've got one thing to say as well. New Society, get ready for THE EXPERIENCE of a lifetime.

Ben:
Nice catchphrase.

Matt:
Thanks Ben. Think I should use that one?

Ben:
Sure. So, that's that. Let's go and win this one.

Bevvy:
Go Team!

The scene fades out to black.

[Ben Zenith]

There's still time to post if anyone wants

[Super Girl]

Bevvy:
It's official. Bobby Money and his merry band of idiots are the biggest retards in NBA History! I seriously do not get these people. Selena continues to call Missy scrawny, but only out of jealousy, because Selena is so FAT....

Ben:
Wait, wait, wait....How fat is she?

Bevvy:
She's so fat; she's still stuck in 2007.

ROFLOLZ!!! benny, there is hope for you yet. that made me spit out my morning juice.

and matt darlin, you lied to me. you told me that you haven't done this for a while.

[Matt Monroe]

supergirl said:

Bevvy:
It's official. Bobby Money and his merry band of idiots are the biggest retards in NBA History! I seriously do not get these people. Selena continues to call Missy scrawny, but only out of jealousy, because Selena is so FAT....

Ben:
Wait, wait, wait....How fat is she?

Bevvy:
She's so fat; she's still stuck in 2007.

ROFLOLZ!!! benny, there is hope for you yet. that made me spit out my morning juice.

and matt darlin, you lied to me. you told me that you haven't done this for a while.

no I really hadnt done this in a while. that joke was funny.

znd thanks Ben for that compliment

[Ben Zenith]

Thanks Missy, I learn from the best