Post by Ben Zenith on Jan 21, 2008 16:26:41 GMT -5
The Gathering Begins
Wednesday 16, 2008. The scene opens at an NBA Live event in Canada. It is only a few days away from Saturday Night Surge. NBA has just finished a live event at the Ricoh Coliseum in Toronto. Ben Zenith is seen in the arena parking lot. His cellphone rings and he answers the call. At the other end is Miss Beverly Hyatt.
Ben: Hello? Beverly?
Beverly: Ben! Thank God! I’ve been meaning to talk to you! Listen, I know that not having me around is hard, especially with Hannah Harper running things the way she is, but I’ve been checking my phone’s number list for people I haven’t talked to in the past little while, and I found a gem of a guy! He’s not exactly a replacement for Hannah, but he’s well-connected.
Ben: Well-connected?
Beverly: Trust me, I’ve worked with him before, and he’s got so enough friends in the industry to build his own wrestling empire! All he has to do is call up a few of them, and he can keep the company out of harm’s way. Anyone you need, he can get them for you in no time! Before you know it, they’ll have your back, and you’ll-
Some screaming is heard in the background. Beverly is heard screaming something back, but it is unintelligible over the phone. She comes back on.
Ben: What happened?
Beverly: Oh… I just had a few birds come after me for some reason. I don’t know why, but…
Ben: Anyway, about this guy…
Beverly: Oh yes… okay, write down this number…
Ben: Hold on… Let me get something to write with…
Bevvy Monroe comes in to the picture.
Bevvy: Hey, Benny! Who’ve you got on the other end?
Ben: It’s Beverly Hyatt. Listen, I need you to save a number for me… (on phone) Okay, Bev, hit me with it…
As she says the number, Ben whispers it to Bevvy, who saves it onto her cell.
Ben (to Beverly): That it?
Beverly: Yes. Also, there are some others within the company that I suspect might be a threat to the… NBA. First and foremost, Dave McIntyre and Sean Classic are both to be looked at with a close eye. Also worthy of some investigation are Rango Strong, Tony Maverick, Eddie G. and Kenua, Kevin Courageous, Piranha, Romeo Galaxy, and several others. They may be nuisances right now, but if left unchecked, they WILL hurt us.
Ben: …Uhh… are you sure?
Beverly: Yes. Now hurry up. The more time wasted on stopping them, the more this company erodes.
Ben: But what about Iron Man? You told me not to trust him.
Miss Hyatt abrubtly hangs up.
Ben is left with a shocked look in his face at what he has just heard, as he turns and looks at Bevvy.
Three Days Later
The NBA theme music starts to play and a clock starts ticking down.
Here comes the
Here comes the
Here comes the
Ya'll don't really want it now (BOOM!)
Rapid shots of the NBA roster flash by
Here comes the (BOOM!)
Bev Hyatt is seen posing
Here comes the (BOOM!)
Missy is seen holding up the NBA Women’s Title.
Here comes the . . .
Ya'll don't really want it now (BOOM!)
Mayhem and Money are seen posing with the NBA Tag Titles.
Here comes the (BOOM!)
Natural is seen holding up the FTW World Title.
Here comes the (BOOM!)
Sean is seen holding up the NBA TV Title. Saint Omen is seen posing.
Here comes the . . .
Ya'll don't really want it now (BOOM!)
Dave McIntyre is seen posing with the NBA United States Title.
It's the N-E-Double L-Y I said it so
I keep it realz up in my hood, on the dirty like Bledsoe
Ain't got no twist in my hair, but I'm still dread throwin
I gots plenty of bread so I go to bed full now
Ain't in it to win,to win it I'm all in
I might call you my cuz youngblood, but we ain't kin naw
A series of shots flash by of various stars hitting their finishers.
Ya think of jumpin man, you best think again
Lil dirty, I'm the type of man that might could go for revenge
Have some not so nice friends, kick the door off the hinge
Take the door of ya Benz, p-p-pop 4 of your friends
This here ain't cynical (Uh uh)
Eddie G. and Kenua are seen posing.
Mental, subliminal, I'm physical, financial, and mental to be a general
Lil mama come, she want a soldier
Not the type be in the tank, but in that Rover
I'm in the zone like AIDS full blown
I'm killin it like a blind man readin, I'm feelin it like (BOOM!)
Ethan Everhart is seen landing a big shooting star press.
Scene switches to a live shot of the stage and the arena as stage pyros go off in time with the BOOM’s.
Here comes the (BOOM!)
Red Pyros
Here comes the (BOOM!)
Blue Pyros
Here comes the
Ya'll don't really want it now (BOOM!)
White Pyros
Here comes the (BOOM!)
Zenith is seen hitting the Zenith Hammer.
Here comes the (BOOM!)
Missy is seen hitting the Kryptonite Cutter.
Here comes the
Ya'll don't really want it now (BOOM!)
Jimmy Ice is seen hitting the Vintage Iron Man.
Here comes the (BOOM!)
McIntyre is seen hitting the Pure Perfection.
Here comes the (BOOM!)
Bevvy Monroe is seen hitting the Bev Bottom.
Here comes the
Ya'll don't really want it now (BOOM!)
Billy Jo Patton is seen posing.
Here comes the (BOOM!)
Anthony Tarantino is seen hitting the Keep It Silent.
Here comes the (BOOM!)
Sean Classic is seen hitting the Instant Classic.
Here comes the
Ya'll don't really want it now (BOOM!)
Ben Zenith is seen posing with the NBA World Title.
The scene cuts to Ben Zenith and Bevvy Monroe who have arrived at the arena. The crowd pops as they are seen in Ben Zenith's private dressing room.
Ben: Bevvy, I know you have a match coming up, but could you get me that phone number Beverly Hyatt gave me earlier?
Bev: Sure thing.
Bevvy checks her cell phone, and shows the number to Zenith.
Ben: Thanks. (dials number, and waits) I can’t believe I’m doing this.
A male voice, sounding about 15-20 years old, answers the phone.
Voice at the other end: Can’t believe you’re doing what?
Ben: Oh, is this Beverly’s contact?
Cut to a bedroom, at someone’s house, in an undisclosed location. Someone is in a chair, with only the top of their head exposed. The person is wearing a backwards cap, with “CANADA” written above the brim, and is watching wrestling videos on YouTube
Voice: Uhhhh… what’s going on? Beverly who?
Ben: Wait… I recognize that voice… Is that?.... NO!
Voice: Yeah, dude. Jeez, is that Ben Zenith?!? Holy crap, I haven’t talked to you since you were “Raw Impact”!
Ben: Still am. I just don’t use that nickname anymore, if you catch my drift.
Voice: I see.
Ben: So, what are you up to right now?
Voice: Oh, I’ve just been checking out some wrestling videos on YouTube. I took up a junior agent job with a wrestler booking agency, and I’m looking for unsigned talent to put on my shortlist.
Ben: Still wrestling, though?
Voice: Of course. I’m just pulling a little extra weight. It’s awesome, since one of the guys I work closely with is an agent, and so he’s showing me the ropes.
Ben: Listen, I had something to talk to you about.
Voice: What’s up?
Ben: Well, we’ve apparently got some trouble abound in NBA.
Voice: NBA… Oh, that was Beverly HYATT you were talking about! How’s she?
Ben: Not in the best shape. She’s hiding out, and she’s acting a bit suspicious. But orders are orders, and she’s asking me to go after some of the roster to keep the company from falling apart. She wanted your help with this.
Voice: Hmm. Who does she want whacked?
Ben: Well, first and foremost… Iron Man Jimmy Ice.
Voice: JIMMY?!? I don’t know, man, I’ve been around that guy for almost thirty months, and he hasn’t been the kind of guy to try and wreck a company.
Ben: I know, I don’t like it either. But Beverly wants this… And… I don’t know…
Voice: Say, aren’t you dating his sister-in-law?
Ben: Uh...not exactly, but you mean Soon-to-be sister-in-law.
Voice: Yeah, he just proposed to Missy, right. Okay, I know going after Iron Man is going to be a hell of a mighty task for you, especially since he may soon be extended family. So you know what, I know a few people, they can look after it for you. They may not off him per se, but they’ll definitely keep an eye on him. Anyone else you need taken care of?
Ben: Yeah… There’s a whole list of guys to watch for. You ready for this?
Voice: Fire away…
Ben: Well, for starters, Davey McIntyre… Eddie G… Sean Classic… Kenua… Tony Maverick…
Voice: That it?
Ben: No, there’s more… There’s Kevin Courageous… Romeo Galaxy… Piranha… and Rango Strong.
Voice: Rango? I’ll have him taken out anyway.
Ben: (chuckles)
Voice: Listen, are you sure Beverly’s… you know, “all there”? Having known Hyatt for a while, it kinda seems… “out of character”, shall we say, for her to be targeting these kinds of people.
Ben: I know. I think something’s up too.
Voice: Listen, you and Bevvy just concentrate on finding Hyatt. If this is really what she wants, we’ll do it. Sound good?
Ben: Okay.
Voice: Listen, Ben, I wish we could talk under more… positive circumstances.
Ben: I wish so too. Well, see you around.
Voice: Bye. (hangs up)
Ben is left to contemplate this call, as the scene cuts to the arena and on the announcer's table.
Al: HAPPY NEW YEARS!!! Welcome everyone to SATURDAY NIGHT SURGE!!! We are at the Air Canada Centre in Toronto, Ontario! I'm "Big" Al Albert, alongside my broadcast partner "Mr. Entertainment" Seth Jordan.
Seth: What the dilly yo?
Al: Let's go to Dean with our first bout of the evening.
Dean: "This Hotties match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Los Angeles, California. Weghing in at 110lbs. Here is "The Beautiful" Beverly Monroe!"
The lights in the arena are suddenly turned off as the music begins. There are two spotlights on the sides of the entrance where two ballerinas dance. Beverly is elevated up from the bottom of the entrance stage with a dimmer spotlight on her and seven other dancers that are frozen in their poses as she is standing with her arms to the back and her head down.
After all you put me through
You'd think I'd despise you
But in the end
I wanna thank you 'cause you made me that much stronger
Suddenly a combination of flames and pyrotechnics burst from the top, bottom and sides of the stage. . All the dancers begin to dance to the rhythm of the song as she suddenly lifts her head up and pumps her hands to the sky with a huge smile. Strobe lights flicker throughout the arena as a huge spotlight hits her. She also does a choreographed dance before struting down the ramp way.
When I, thought I knew you
Thinking, that you were true
I guess I, I couldn't trust
'Cause your bluff, time is up
'Cause I've had enough
You were, there by my side
Always, down for the ride
But your, joy ride just came down in flames
'Cause your greed sold me out of shame, mmhmm
She stops mid-way on the ramp and shoots up her left hand like a rockstar. As she does this, pyro technics shoot from the sides of the ramp and over the entire crowd. At the same time, multiple flares shoot from the ceiling into different directions, covering the entire arena in an almost blinding white light. Dancers, carefully placed throughout the entire arena dance and get the crowd involved as well .
After all of the stealing and cheating
You probably think that I hold resentment for you
But, uh uh, oh no, you're wrong
'Cause if it wasn't for all that you tried to do
I wouldn't know just how capable I am to pull through
So I wanna say thank you
She runs and slides into the ring through the bottom ropes and ends up in the center of the ring with a complete leg split and once again shoots up her hands, but this time in poetic fashion. As she does this, a combination of flames and pyrotechnics shoot from the ringposts, as well as the entire four sides of the ring.
'Cause it makes me that much stronger
Makes me work a little bit harder
It makes me that much wiser
So thanks for making me a fighter
Made me learn a little bit faster
Made my skin a little bit thicker
Makes me that much smarter
So thanks for making me a fighter
She climbs up the second turnbuckle and does a similar pose to the legendary Dwayne Johnson. She closes her eyes and takes in the air of excitement, as the electricity can be felt throughout the arena. Golden sparks fall from the ceiling like rain, covering the entire crowd.
Oh, ohh, oh, ohh
oooh....
The song continues to play as she does the same pose on the four corners of the ring, while intently eyeing her opponent as she walks from corner to corner.
Al: "Wow, that was quite an entrance."
Seth: "I think I'm in love."
Dean: "Her opponent, from Manhattan, New York. She weighs in at 120lbs. This is "The Hot One" Krystal!"
Krystal walks down the ramp shaking here hips from side to side. As she enters the ring she does leg-stretches on the apron. She then slides under the ropes while doing a split. She proceeds to get up on all of the turnbuckles and blows kisses to the fans.
Al: "This is going to be quite a hotties match Seth. Seth? SETH!?!"
Seth: "Huh, you say something?"
Al: "Nevermind"
**Ding, Ding, Ding**
The match is now underway. Both women shake hands and quickly begin to circle the ring. They lock up in a collared elbow tie-up, and Krystal slowly backs up Bevvy into the ropes. The referee begins the count, but Krystal quickly backs up, as Bevvy smiles.
Seth: "I have to say Al, I am really impressed with these two ladies."
Al: "Really? With so little action so far?"
Seth: "I'm talking about their bodies Al. I am impressed with their bodies."
Krystal whips Bevvy into the ropes, and misses with the clothesline. Bevvy stops and does a backflip, and nailing Krystal with a Pelle Kick that knocks Krystal down.
Al: "What a move by Bevvy! She calls that move the "Beautiful Kick."
Seth: "Bevvy?"
Al: "That's what everyone calls her for short."
Seth: "Ohhh."
Bevvy quickly goes for the Sharpshooter. She begins to lean back further as Krystal screams in pain. Krystal reaches out and grabs the bottom ropes as Bevvy is forced to break the hold.
Al: "Nevertheless, the damage has been done, as Krystal slowly gets back to feet, but the pain in her lower back is evident."
Seth: "Do people even bend that way Al? I heard she acquired that move from Jimmy Ice. Sheesh, what has he been teaching this girl?"
Bevvy goes for a Wonder Kick, but Krystal ducks out of the way and connects with a boot to the mid-section, followed by an open hand chop. Krystal whips Bevvy face first towards the corner, but instead of running into the turnbuckle, Bevvy stops in her her tracks, and leap frogs over Krystal who comes charging in. Krystal however, quickly runs up the turnbuckles and comes off with a corkscrew moonsault that doesn't connect as Bevvy rolls out of the way.
Al: "OH!! CRASH AND BURN!! An incredible move by Krystal, but nobody there as Bevvy rolls out the way."
Seth: "This is just about over Al."
Bevvy rolls Krystal further into the center of the ring. She kicks Krystal's arms together, runs off the ropes twice as she leaps over Krystal the first time, and connects with "The Most Electrifying Move Ever, Period!" The crowd pops to their feet as she drops a vicious knee. Bevvy forceably lifts Krystal back up by the hair and connects with a "Bev Bottom."
Al: "There goes the cover by Bevvy, and the ONE...TWO...THREE!!!"
**Ding, Ding, Ding**
Al: "What an impressive victory for Bevvy Monroe, Missy's younger sister."
Seth: "Wow, she has a vicious side like Missy, that's for sure!"
Dean: "Here is your winner, "The Beautiful" Beverly Monroe!"
Ben Zenith comes from the back to congratulate Bevvy as she celebrates in the ring. The crowd cheers in approval. Ben goes to shake her hand, but she instead jumps into his arms and gives him a quick kiss on the lips. Ben is surprised and doesn't know how to react, as the crowd simply yells out, "Woooooh." Bevvy continues to climb the turnbuckles and celebrate.
Seth: "Damn, that lucky bastard!"
Al: "Wow, that was....unexpected to say the least."
The camera cuts to the back as Missy, with her arms crossed, looks on from a television in her dressing room. The scene fades to a commercial break.
--------------------------
Dean Baxter: Ladies And Gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Chicago, Illinois…
“Blitzkrieg” by Deathstar begins to play.
Dean: KEVIN COURAGEOUS!!!
Courageous walks through the entrance, and raises his arms to pump up the fans. He jogs down the ramp, high-fiving fans along the way, and enters the ring, where he does a little more crowd control, by cupping his palm to his ear, as if to say, “I can’t hear you!” to them. The fans get louder at this gesture
Al: Well, this was a match added very late to the card.
Seth: Why are we wasting our time with this? There’s a main event to get to!
Dean: And his opponent, from Pimpland, USA…
“I Got Hoes” by 50 Cent begins to play.
Dean: ROMEO GALAXY!!!
Romeo Galaxy comes out to a mixed reaction, bringing his Space Hoes along with him. He stops at the foot of the ring steps, where the Hoes help him out of his pimp attire, revealing his ring attire. He enters the ring, and tells the crowd he’s going to “GET GALACTIC on Kevin Courageous’ ASS!”
Al: Romeo and Kevin are in the ring, let’s get this one started.
Seth: Get this one OVER WITH is what you mean.
Al: Hey, let’s give them a shot. Maybe they might put on a damn good match.
Seth: Why do I even bother?
*DING DING DING*
Before Kevin and Romeo can reach each other, the arena lights are all turned off.
Al: What the hell is going on here?!?
Seth: A freakin’ miracle is what’s going on here! Now we don’t have to witness such a God-awful match!
Suddenly, singing voices are played over the P.A.
“The song that angels sing…
The spell that calls, THE GATHERING”
The lights are back on, and now there are two other men in the ring with Kevin and Romeo. They are wearing full black attire, and black masks that leave no part of their face uncovered.
Al: Who are these guys?!?
Seth: Hopefully, they’re miracle workers sent to stop this match!
The two masked men attack Kevin Courageous and Romeo Galaxy, beating them to the ground with punches. They move to Courageous, and double-team him with more punches. One of the men picks up Courageous, and puts him on his shoulders, electric chair-style, while the other one goes on to the top turnbuckle, and locks Kevin in a full nelson. The man on the turnbuckle then leaps off, still holding Kevin, and drops to the ground, driving his knees into Courageous’ spine. With him down, the two men set their sights on Romeo Galaxy. One of the men Irish whips Galaxy into the ropes, and trips him on the rebound. Galaxy is now resting face-first on the second rope. The two men then bounce off the ropes, one moving much faster than the other. The faster one leaps through the ropes, and delivers a 619, while at the same time, the slower one leaps into the air, and delivers a hesitating dropkick right to the back of Galaxy’s head, timing his kick so that it connects simultaneously with the 619.
Al: HOLY CRAP!!!
Seth: And here come the Space Hoes!
The Space Hoes don’t take too kindly to the beating that the two men just gave to Romeo, and surround them. The lights go black again, and stay that way for the next little while. When they come on again, the two men have been replaced by a woman, wearing the exact same mask and attire as the two that were previously in the ring. The Space Hoes, deciding that they might as well unleash some of their anger, decide to gang up on the woman, but she rolls out of the way, and delivers a backbrain kick to the closest “Juliet”. The kicked Hoe falls to her hands and knees, and the woman uses her as a springboard to pull off a hurricanrana on the next-closest Ho. She rolls right to her feet, and delivers a Pele kick to the next Juliet to charge at her, landing perfectly on her feet once again. She then quickly bounces off the ropes, and delivers a Busaiku knee kick to another Ho, landing on her feet in time to send another Juliet through the ropes, and to the floor below. The last remaining Juliet then charges after her, only to get kicked in the gut. The masked woman then manages to actually LIFT UP the last and biggest Space Ho for a Tiger Bomb, only to drop her back down, with her knees blasting the Juliet right in the face.
Al: WHAT ON EARTH WAS THAT?!?
Seth: Mind-boggling, was what that was! I have never seen a woman so small lift up a Space Ho THAT BIG!!!
The two masked men from earlier join the woman in the ring, surveying the damage done. There are bodies, most of whom are Space Hoes, scattered around the ring, with one or two outside on the ground. Security guards pile through the entrance ramp and aisles in an effort to get to the assailants, only for the lights to go out again. When they are turned back on, the guards have people in handcuffs, but as it turns out, they caught the Space Hoes by mistake, while the three masked people are nowhere to be seen.
Al: I… I’m speechless.
Seth: You know, I kinda wanted this to happen, but now, even I feel a little shell-shocked by what we’ve just seen.
Al: THIS IS NUTS!!! THIS IS PURE CARNAGE!!! WHO WERE THOSE PEOPLE!?!
The Scene fades to a commercial break.
Wednesday 16, 2008. The scene opens at an NBA Live event in Canada. It is only a few days away from Saturday Night Surge. NBA has just finished a live event at the Ricoh Coliseum in Toronto. Ben Zenith is seen in the arena parking lot. His cellphone rings and he answers the call. At the other end is Miss Beverly Hyatt.
Ben: Hello? Beverly?
Beverly: Ben! Thank God! I’ve been meaning to talk to you! Listen, I know that not having me around is hard, especially with Hannah Harper running things the way she is, but I’ve been checking my phone’s number list for people I haven’t talked to in the past little while, and I found a gem of a guy! He’s not exactly a replacement for Hannah, but he’s well-connected.
Ben: Well-connected?
Beverly: Trust me, I’ve worked with him before, and he’s got so enough friends in the industry to build his own wrestling empire! All he has to do is call up a few of them, and he can keep the company out of harm’s way. Anyone you need, he can get them for you in no time! Before you know it, they’ll have your back, and you’ll-
Some screaming is heard in the background. Beverly is heard screaming something back, but it is unintelligible over the phone. She comes back on.
Ben: What happened?
Beverly: Oh… I just had a few birds come after me for some reason. I don’t know why, but…
Ben: Anyway, about this guy…
Beverly: Oh yes… okay, write down this number…
Ben: Hold on… Let me get something to write with…
Bevvy Monroe comes in to the picture.
Bevvy: Hey, Benny! Who’ve you got on the other end?
Ben: It’s Beverly Hyatt. Listen, I need you to save a number for me… (on phone) Okay, Bev, hit me with it…
As she says the number, Ben whispers it to Bevvy, who saves it onto her cell.
Ben (to Beverly): That it?
Beverly: Yes. Also, there are some others within the company that I suspect might be a threat to the… NBA. First and foremost, Dave McIntyre and Sean Classic are both to be looked at with a close eye. Also worthy of some investigation are Rango Strong, Tony Maverick, Eddie G. and Kenua, Kevin Courageous, Piranha, Romeo Galaxy, and several others. They may be nuisances right now, but if left unchecked, they WILL hurt us.
Ben: …Uhh… are you sure?
Beverly: Yes. Now hurry up. The more time wasted on stopping them, the more this company erodes.
Ben: But what about Iron Man? You told me not to trust him.
Miss Hyatt abrubtly hangs up.
Ben is left with a shocked look in his face at what he has just heard, as he turns and looks at Bevvy.
Three Days Later
The NBA theme music starts to play and a clock starts ticking down.
Here comes the
Here comes the
Here comes the
Ya'll don't really want it now (BOOM!)
Rapid shots of the NBA roster flash by
Here comes the (BOOM!)
Bev Hyatt is seen posing
Here comes the (BOOM!)
Missy is seen holding up the NBA Women’s Title.
Here comes the . . .
Ya'll don't really want it now (BOOM!)
Mayhem and Money are seen posing with the NBA Tag Titles.
Here comes the (BOOM!)
Natural is seen holding up the FTW World Title.
Here comes the (BOOM!)
Sean is seen holding up the NBA TV Title. Saint Omen is seen posing.
Here comes the . . .
Ya'll don't really want it now (BOOM!)
Dave McIntyre is seen posing with the NBA United States Title.
It's the N-E-Double L-Y I said it so
I keep it realz up in my hood, on the dirty like Bledsoe
Ain't got no twist in my hair, but I'm still dread throwin
I gots plenty of bread so I go to bed full now
Ain't in it to win,to win it I'm all in
I might call you my cuz youngblood, but we ain't kin naw
A series of shots flash by of various stars hitting their finishers.
Ya think of jumpin man, you best think again
Lil dirty, I'm the type of man that might could go for revenge
Have some not so nice friends, kick the door off the hinge
Take the door of ya Benz, p-p-pop 4 of your friends
This here ain't cynical (Uh uh)
Eddie G. and Kenua are seen posing.
Mental, subliminal, I'm physical, financial, and mental to be a general
Lil mama come, she want a soldier
Not the type be in the tank, but in that Rover
I'm in the zone like AIDS full blown
I'm killin it like a blind man readin, I'm feelin it like (BOOM!)
Ethan Everhart is seen landing a big shooting star press.
Scene switches to a live shot of the stage and the arena as stage pyros go off in time with the BOOM’s.
Here comes the (BOOM!)
Red Pyros
Here comes the (BOOM!)
Blue Pyros
Here comes the
Ya'll don't really want it now (BOOM!)
White Pyros
Here comes the (BOOM!)
Zenith is seen hitting the Zenith Hammer.
Here comes the (BOOM!)
Missy is seen hitting the Kryptonite Cutter.
Here comes the
Ya'll don't really want it now (BOOM!)
Jimmy Ice is seen hitting the Vintage Iron Man.
Here comes the (BOOM!)
McIntyre is seen hitting the Pure Perfection.
Here comes the (BOOM!)
Bevvy Monroe is seen hitting the Bev Bottom.
Here comes the
Ya'll don't really want it now (BOOM!)
Billy Jo Patton is seen posing.
Here comes the (BOOM!)
Anthony Tarantino is seen hitting the Keep It Silent.
Here comes the (BOOM!)
Sean Classic is seen hitting the Instant Classic.
Here comes the
Ya'll don't really want it now (BOOM!)
Ben Zenith is seen posing with the NBA World Title.
The scene cuts to Ben Zenith and Bevvy Monroe who have arrived at the arena. The crowd pops as they are seen in Ben Zenith's private dressing room.
Ben: Bevvy, I know you have a match coming up, but could you get me that phone number Beverly Hyatt gave me earlier?
Bev: Sure thing.
Bevvy checks her cell phone, and shows the number to Zenith.
Ben: Thanks. (dials number, and waits) I can’t believe I’m doing this.
A male voice, sounding about 15-20 years old, answers the phone.
Voice at the other end: Can’t believe you’re doing what?
Ben: Oh, is this Beverly’s contact?
Cut to a bedroom, at someone’s house, in an undisclosed location. Someone is in a chair, with only the top of their head exposed. The person is wearing a backwards cap, with “CANADA” written above the brim, and is watching wrestling videos on YouTube
Voice: Uhhhh… what’s going on? Beverly who?
Ben: Wait… I recognize that voice… Is that?.... NO!
Voice: Yeah, dude. Jeez, is that Ben Zenith?!? Holy crap, I haven’t talked to you since you were “Raw Impact”!
Ben: Still am. I just don’t use that nickname anymore, if you catch my drift.
Voice: I see.
Ben: So, what are you up to right now?
Voice: Oh, I’ve just been checking out some wrestling videos on YouTube. I took up a junior agent job with a wrestler booking agency, and I’m looking for unsigned talent to put on my shortlist.
Ben: Still wrestling, though?
Voice: Of course. I’m just pulling a little extra weight. It’s awesome, since one of the guys I work closely with is an agent, and so he’s showing me the ropes.
Ben: Listen, I had something to talk to you about.
Voice: What’s up?
Ben: Well, we’ve apparently got some trouble abound in NBA.
Voice: NBA… Oh, that was Beverly HYATT you were talking about! How’s she?
Ben: Not in the best shape. She’s hiding out, and she’s acting a bit suspicious. But orders are orders, and she’s asking me to go after some of the roster to keep the company from falling apart. She wanted your help with this.
Voice: Hmm. Who does she want whacked?
Ben: Well, first and foremost… Iron Man Jimmy Ice.
Voice: JIMMY?!? I don’t know, man, I’ve been around that guy for almost thirty months, and he hasn’t been the kind of guy to try and wreck a company.
Ben: I know, I don’t like it either. But Beverly wants this… And… I don’t know…
Voice: Say, aren’t you dating his sister-in-law?
Ben: Uh...not exactly, but you mean Soon-to-be sister-in-law.
Voice: Yeah, he just proposed to Missy, right. Okay, I know going after Iron Man is going to be a hell of a mighty task for you, especially since he may soon be extended family. So you know what, I know a few people, they can look after it for you. They may not off him per se, but they’ll definitely keep an eye on him. Anyone else you need taken care of?
Ben: Yeah… There’s a whole list of guys to watch for. You ready for this?
Voice: Fire away…
Ben: Well, for starters, Davey McIntyre… Eddie G… Sean Classic… Kenua… Tony Maverick…
Voice: That it?
Ben: No, there’s more… There’s Kevin Courageous… Romeo Galaxy… Piranha… and Rango Strong.
Voice: Rango? I’ll have him taken out anyway.
Ben: (chuckles)
Voice: Listen, are you sure Beverly’s… you know, “all there”? Having known Hyatt for a while, it kinda seems… “out of character”, shall we say, for her to be targeting these kinds of people.
Ben: I know. I think something’s up too.
Voice: Listen, you and Bevvy just concentrate on finding Hyatt. If this is really what she wants, we’ll do it. Sound good?
Ben: Okay.
Voice: Listen, Ben, I wish we could talk under more… positive circumstances.
Ben: I wish so too. Well, see you around.
Voice: Bye. (hangs up)
Ben is left to contemplate this call, as the scene cuts to the arena and on the announcer's table.
Al: HAPPY NEW YEARS!!! Welcome everyone to SATURDAY NIGHT SURGE!!! We are at the Air Canada Centre in Toronto, Ontario! I'm "Big" Al Albert, alongside my broadcast partner "Mr. Entertainment" Seth Jordan.
Seth: What the dilly yo?
Al: Let's go to Dean with our first bout of the evening.
Dean: "This Hotties match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Los Angeles, California. Weghing in at 110lbs. Here is "The Beautiful" Beverly Monroe!"
The lights in the arena are suddenly turned off as the music begins. There are two spotlights on the sides of the entrance where two ballerinas dance. Beverly is elevated up from the bottom of the entrance stage with a dimmer spotlight on her and seven other dancers that are frozen in their poses as she is standing with her arms to the back and her head down.
After all you put me through
You'd think I'd despise you
But in the end
I wanna thank you 'cause you made me that much stronger
Suddenly a combination of flames and pyrotechnics burst from the top, bottom and sides of the stage. . All the dancers begin to dance to the rhythm of the song as she suddenly lifts her head up and pumps her hands to the sky with a huge smile. Strobe lights flicker throughout the arena as a huge spotlight hits her. She also does a choreographed dance before struting down the ramp way.
When I, thought I knew you
Thinking, that you were true
I guess I, I couldn't trust
'Cause your bluff, time is up
'Cause I've had enough
You were, there by my side
Always, down for the ride
But your, joy ride just came down in flames
'Cause your greed sold me out of shame, mmhmm
She stops mid-way on the ramp and shoots up her left hand like a rockstar. As she does this, pyro technics shoot from the sides of the ramp and over the entire crowd. At the same time, multiple flares shoot from the ceiling into different directions, covering the entire arena in an almost blinding white light. Dancers, carefully placed throughout the entire arena dance and get the crowd involved as well .
After all of the stealing and cheating
You probably think that I hold resentment for you
But, uh uh, oh no, you're wrong
'Cause if it wasn't for all that you tried to do
I wouldn't know just how capable I am to pull through
So I wanna say thank you
She runs and slides into the ring through the bottom ropes and ends up in the center of the ring with a complete leg split and once again shoots up her hands, but this time in poetic fashion. As she does this, a combination of flames and pyrotechnics shoot from the ringposts, as well as the entire four sides of the ring.
'Cause it makes me that much stronger
Makes me work a little bit harder
It makes me that much wiser
So thanks for making me a fighter
Made me learn a little bit faster
Made my skin a little bit thicker
Makes me that much smarter
So thanks for making me a fighter
She climbs up the second turnbuckle and does a similar pose to the legendary Dwayne Johnson. She closes her eyes and takes in the air of excitement, as the electricity can be felt throughout the arena. Golden sparks fall from the ceiling like rain, covering the entire crowd.
Oh, ohh, oh, ohh
oooh....
The song continues to play as she does the same pose on the four corners of the ring, while intently eyeing her opponent as she walks from corner to corner.
Al: "Wow, that was quite an entrance."
Seth: "I think I'm in love."
Dean: "Her opponent, from Manhattan, New York. She weighs in at 120lbs. This is "The Hot One" Krystal!"
Krystal walks down the ramp shaking here hips from side to side. As she enters the ring she does leg-stretches on the apron. She then slides under the ropes while doing a split. She proceeds to get up on all of the turnbuckles and blows kisses to the fans.
Al: "This is going to be quite a hotties match Seth. Seth? SETH!?!"
Seth: "Huh, you say something?"
Al: "Nevermind"
**Ding, Ding, Ding**
The match is now underway. Both women shake hands and quickly begin to circle the ring. They lock up in a collared elbow tie-up, and Krystal slowly backs up Bevvy into the ropes. The referee begins the count, but Krystal quickly backs up, as Bevvy smiles.
Seth: "I have to say Al, I am really impressed with these two ladies."
Al: "Really? With so little action so far?"
Seth: "I'm talking about their bodies Al. I am impressed with their bodies."
Krystal whips Bevvy into the ropes, and misses with the clothesline. Bevvy stops and does a backflip, and nailing Krystal with a Pelle Kick that knocks Krystal down.
Al: "What a move by Bevvy! She calls that move the "Beautiful Kick."
Seth: "Bevvy?"
Al: "That's what everyone calls her for short."
Seth: "Ohhh."
Bevvy quickly goes for the Sharpshooter. She begins to lean back further as Krystal screams in pain. Krystal reaches out and grabs the bottom ropes as Bevvy is forced to break the hold.
Al: "Nevertheless, the damage has been done, as Krystal slowly gets back to feet, but the pain in her lower back is evident."
Seth: "Do people even bend that way Al? I heard she acquired that move from Jimmy Ice. Sheesh, what has he been teaching this girl?"
Bevvy goes for a Wonder Kick, but Krystal ducks out of the way and connects with a boot to the mid-section, followed by an open hand chop. Krystal whips Bevvy face first towards the corner, but instead of running into the turnbuckle, Bevvy stops in her her tracks, and leap frogs over Krystal who comes charging in. Krystal however, quickly runs up the turnbuckles and comes off with a corkscrew moonsault that doesn't connect as Bevvy rolls out of the way.
Al: "OH!! CRASH AND BURN!! An incredible move by Krystal, but nobody there as Bevvy rolls out the way."
Seth: "This is just about over Al."
Bevvy rolls Krystal further into the center of the ring. She kicks Krystal's arms together, runs off the ropes twice as she leaps over Krystal the first time, and connects with "The Most Electrifying Move Ever, Period!" The crowd pops to their feet as she drops a vicious knee. Bevvy forceably lifts Krystal back up by the hair and connects with a "Bev Bottom."
Al: "There goes the cover by Bevvy, and the ONE...TWO...THREE!!!"
**Ding, Ding, Ding**
Al: "What an impressive victory for Bevvy Monroe, Missy's younger sister."
Seth: "Wow, she has a vicious side like Missy, that's for sure!"
Dean: "Here is your winner, "The Beautiful" Beverly Monroe!"
Ben Zenith comes from the back to congratulate Bevvy as she celebrates in the ring. The crowd cheers in approval. Ben goes to shake her hand, but she instead jumps into his arms and gives him a quick kiss on the lips. Ben is surprised and doesn't know how to react, as the crowd simply yells out, "Woooooh." Bevvy continues to climb the turnbuckles and celebrate.
Seth: "Damn, that lucky bastard!"
Al: "Wow, that was....unexpected to say the least."
The camera cuts to the back as Missy, with her arms crossed, looks on from a television in her dressing room. The scene fades to a commercial break.
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Dean Baxter: Ladies And Gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Chicago, Illinois…
“Blitzkrieg” by Deathstar begins to play.
Dean: KEVIN COURAGEOUS!!!
Courageous walks through the entrance, and raises his arms to pump up the fans. He jogs down the ramp, high-fiving fans along the way, and enters the ring, where he does a little more crowd control, by cupping his palm to his ear, as if to say, “I can’t hear you!” to them. The fans get louder at this gesture
Al: Well, this was a match added very late to the card.
Seth: Why are we wasting our time with this? There’s a main event to get to!
Dean: And his opponent, from Pimpland, USA…
“I Got Hoes” by 50 Cent begins to play.
Dean: ROMEO GALAXY!!!
Romeo Galaxy comes out to a mixed reaction, bringing his Space Hoes along with him. He stops at the foot of the ring steps, where the Hoes help him out of his pimp attire, revealing his ring attire. He enters the ring, and tells the crowd he’s going to “GET GALACTIC on Kevin Courageous’ ASS!”
Al: Romeo and Kevin are in the ring, let’s get this one started.
Seth: Get this one OVER WITH is what you mean.
Al: Hey, let’s give them a shot. Maybe they might put on a damn good match.
Seth: Why do I even bother?
*DING DING DING*
Before Kevin and Romeo can reach each other, the arena lights are all turned off.
Al: What the hell is going on here?!?
Seth: A freakin’ miracle is what’s going on here! Now we don’t have to witness such a God-awful match!
Suddenly, singing voices are played over the P.A.
“The song that angels sing…
The spell that calls, THE GATHERING”
The lights are back on, and now there are two other men in the ring with Kevin and Romeo. They are wearing full black attire, and black masks that leave no part of their face uncovered.
Al: Who are these guys?!?
Seth: Hopefully, they’re miracle workers sent to stop this match!
The two masked men attack Kevin Courageous and Romeo Galaxy, beating them to the ground with punches. They move to Courageous, and double-team him with more punches. One of the men picks up Courageous, and puts him on his shoulders, electric chair-style, while the other one goes on to the top turnbuckle, and locks Kevin in a full nelson. The man on the turnbuckle then leaps off, still holding Kevin, and drops to the ground, driving his knees into Courageous’ spine. With him down, the two men set their sights on Romeo Galaxy. One of the men Irish whips Galaxy into the ropes, and trips him on the rebound. Galaxy is now resting face-first on the second rope. The two men then bounce off the ropes, one moving much faster than the other. The faster one leaps through the ropes, and delivers a 619, while at the same time, the slower one leaps into the air, and delivers a hesitating dropkick right to the back of Galaxy’s head, timing his kick so that it connects simultaneously with the 619.
Al: HOLY CRAP!!!
Seth: And here come the Space Hoes!
The Space Hoes don’t take too kindly to the beating that the two men just gave to Romeo, and surround them. The lights go black again, and stay that way for the next little while. When they come on again, the two men have been replaced by a woman, wearing the exact same mask and attire as the two that were previously in the ring. The Space Hoes, deciding that they might as well unleash some of their anger, decide to gang up on the woman, but she rolls out of the way, and delivers a backbrain kick to the closest “Juliet”. The kicked Hoe falls to her hands and knees, and the woman uses her as a springboard to pull off a hurricanrana on the next-closest Ho. She rolls right to her feet, and delivers a Pele kick to the next Juliet to charge at her, landing perfectly on her feet once again. She then quickly bounces off the ropes, and delivers a Busaiku knee kick to another Ho, landing on her feet in time to send another Juliet through the ropes, and to the floor below. The last remaining Juliet then charges after her, only to get kicked in the gut. The masked woman then manages to actually LIFT UP the last and biggest Space Ho for a Tiger Bomb, only to drop her back down, with her knees blasting the Juliet right in the face.
Al: WHAT ON EARTH WAS THAT?!?
Seth: Mind-boggling, was what that was! I have never seen a woman so small lift up a Space Ho THAT BIG!!!
The two masked men from earlier join the woman in the ring, surveying the damage done. There are bodies, most of whom are Space Hoes, scattered around the ring, with one or two outside on the ground. Security guards pile through the entrance ramp and aisles in an effort to get to the assailants, only for the lights to go out again. When they are turned back on, the guards have people in handcuffs, but as it turns out, they caught the Space Hoes by mistake, while the three masked people are nowhere to be seen.
Al: I… I’m speechless.
Seth: You know, I kinda wanted this to happen, but now, even I feel a little shell-shocked by what we’ve just seen.
Al: THIS IS NUTS!!! THIS IS PURE CARNAGE!!! WHO WERE THOSE PEOPLE!?!
The Scene fades to a commercial break.